My wife, the 19th century British Anthropologist
**The Natives are growing restless
Corpsegrinder -
"this is a song about blood shooting out of your c--k"
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**The native liquor has gone to my head! I can no longer recall the symptoms of tertiary syphillis.
**Although the natives perform what would seem violent rituals, they are essentially peaceful people.
**However, potential of getting beaten is up 11 percent
**'Corpsgrinder' is so easily able to access his existential rage - he must be the shaman.
**Ultimately by initial thesis holds true that the people of the metal community are not evil ... although they would like to be
**My Sherpa 'demon' is perhaps best proof of this
** I have been invited to the ritual consumption of greasmeat at a place called "wendys". Perhaps the tribe has accepted me.
**The ensamble of natives are chanting.
"This is for all the B*-ches out there. Not ladies. B*-ches. F---d with a knife"
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**Sadly the shaman has called out the female ritual participants as unworthy. As all 19th century British Anthropologists are by default male, I remainsomewhat secure.
**Observing red painted shirtless figure with "Spongebob" undergear on. My sherpa informs me that he runs the risk of being beaten for effeminacy.
Corpsegrinder -
".. about getting it in the ass. Yeah! (laughs) I heard a chick yell "Yeah" at that. PRIESTS OF SODOM!"
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** At times the shaman's sidenotes between rituals appear to run counter to the larger cultural practices perhaps even to the chants he is performing.
** If it weren't for my sherpa I would be beaten and in a dumpster by now.
Corpsegrinder
"- I wanna see you all headbanging out there like me. You can't keep up with me but you will try.."
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** The shamans have devolved into balls of hair
(Corpsegrinder goes off on some people calling them 'Cherry Pie')
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** It would seem the 'Cherry Pie' ritual is beyond the scope of the magus. As the ritual is at it's apex -- perhaps I should flee
Native brewed liquor has provided much courage and I will persevere
[Hammer Smashed Face starts playing]
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Begods! my sherpa has joined them....
