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:	post by demondave at 2012-11-28 09:36:39

My wife, the 19th century British Anthropologist

**The Natives are growing restless

Corpsegrinder -
"this is a song about blood shooting out of your c--k"

**The native liquor has gone to my head! I can no longer recall the symptoms of tertiary syphillis.

**Although the natives perform what would seem violent rituals, they are essentially peaceful people.

**However, potential of getting beaten is up 11 percent

**'Corpsgrinder' is so easily able to access his existential rage - he must be the shaman.

**Ultimately by initial thesis holds true that the people of the metal community are not evil ... although they would like to be

**My Sherpa 'demon' is perhaps best proof of this

** I have been invited to the ritual consumption of greasmeat at a place called "wendys". Perhaps the tribe has accepted me.

**The ensamble of natives are chanting.

"This is for all the B*-ches out there. Not ladies. B*-ches. F---d with a knife"

**Sadly the shaman has called out the female ritual participants as unworthy. As all 19th century British Anthropologists are by default male, I remainsomewhat secure.

**Observing red painted shirtless figure with "Spongebob" undergear on. My sherpa informs me that he runs the risk of being beaten for effeminacy.

Corpsegrinder -
".. about getting it in the ass. Yeah! (laughs) I heard a chick yell "Yeah" at that. PRIESTS OF SODOM!"

** At times the shaman's sidenotes between rituals appear to run counter to the larger cultural practices perhaps even to the chants he is performing.

** If it weren't for my sherpa I would be beaten and in a dumpster by now.

Corpsegrinder
"- I wanna see you all headbanging out there like me. You can't keep up with me but you will try.."

** The shamans have devolved into balls of hair

(Corpsegrinder goes off on some people calling them 'Cherry Pie')

** It would seem the 'Cherry Pie' ritual is beyond the scope of the magus. As the ritual is at it's apex -- perhaps I should flee

Native brewed liquor has provided much courage and I will persevere

[Hammer Smashed Face starts playing]

Begods! my sherpa has joined them....

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