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returntothepit >> discuss >> is it weird... by reimroc on Jan 2,2009 5:32pm
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toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 2,2009 5:32pm
that when I went to Mark Richards Illustrations myspace page I thought it said he was from Blumpkin Massachusetts?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 2,2009 5:32pm
that's hilarious



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 2,2009 5:33pm
i think I may have dyslexia lol



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 2,2009 5:33pm
coincidentally, mark richards' existence is due to a blumpkin gone awry.



toggletoggle post by ohai at Jan 2,2009 5:39pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
coincidentally, mark richards' existence is due to a blumpkin gone awry.


oh lawd



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 2,2009 6:35pm
In other news I'm watching VH1s 100 greatest hard rock songs and I just can't get over how much of a douche Bret Michaels is



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jan 2,2009 6:39pm
hahahahahahaha. i live right next to blumpkin massachusetts



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jan 2,2009 7:39pm edited Jan 2,2009 7:42pm
We decided on a Pathos Peace Treaty with the entire Underground.

We are gonna make it an online petition of Pathos Lesions of Underground Supporters [or P.L.U.S.] and The Headbanging Aging War [or T.H.A.W.] for short and everyone on the Planet can get a free PLUS or THAW patch if they order from Pathos at all, we'll have a nation brainwashed to wear our patches!

Mark Riddick and Mike Majewski are being pitched ASAP many ideas to illustrate, the first being the Staples / Dwyer feud (since it has now resolved) for a comic book on Pathos Publishing in 2009. There will be graphic images of what could have been through dream sequences with tons of unrealistic violence and blood.

THAW for men since the are descendants of Cavemen and PLUS for the women since pussy is A+ right?

The Pathos Haters will be buying our public stock in 2010 when they see the 180 we do in the future.

Trump who? You'll be Dwyer'd!!!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 2,2009 8:11pm
A big LOL WUT and check your spelling to Dwyer.

Plympton might as well be called Blumpkin, haha. Most people laugh at me when I say where I live.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 4,2009 1:04am
I thought from dywer's spelling and random posts that he was hacked, but that is not the case from what I see.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jan 4,2009 1:46am
Even though I don't know Dwyer from a hole in the wall....I am still utterly baffled by his post



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 4,2009 9:58am
pimp town



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jan 4,2009 3:46pm
straight outta plympton, a straight edge motherdicker named richards.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 4,2009 6:33pm
bill plympton is my idol



toggletoggle post by UH OH at Jan 4,2009 6:35pm
Dwyer, take your meds!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 4,2009 8:02pm
Bill Plympton added me on MySpace with a message attached reading, "You live in my last name!"



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jan 4,2009 8:10pm
a 'plympton' is a reverse blumpkin. thought that was common knowledge.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 4,2009 8:28pm
Only if you get it from a horse.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jan 4,2009 9:23pm edited Jan 4,2009 9:24pm
oh mark your so predictable...



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 4,2009 9:30pm
What can I say, I'm surrounded by the fucking things. If I'm lucky I'll see a llama or two.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 4,2009 9:34pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
What can I say, I'm surrounded by the fucking things. If I'm lucky I'll see a llama or two.


I hear llama meat is delicious



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 4,2009 9:36pm
We could find out if you want. There's a llama farm 1 mile from my house in Blumpkinville USA.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 4,2009 9:38pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
We could find out if you want. There's a llama farm 1 mile from my house in Blumpkinville USA.


hahaha I'm still wondering why my eyes decided to turn Plympton into Blumpkin when telling my brain.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 4,2009 9:39pm
I fucking wish it was called Blumpkin. Anything to make this boring ass town more exciting or hilarious would be extremely welcome. This town sucks the life out of me.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 4,2009 9:44pm
Yea. Small towns will do that to ya.

Renaming any town Blumpkin may bring some much needed excitement. I would love to see anything named Blumpkin. Like a restaurant. Now that would be exciting.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 4,2009 9:45pm
If I didn't know better I'd be elbow deep in some farm animals right about now.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 4,2009 9:47pm
Lots of cows?



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jan 4,2009 9:52pm
not many cows but there was a tranny run horse graveyard



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 4,2009 9:56pm
wow so you got some crazy mr. hands-pet cemetary shit goin on there



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 4,2009 9:59pm
that is weird.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jan 4,2009 10:00pm
Mr. Richards needs to come tell this tale in full.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 4,2009 10:02pm
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]
Mr. Richards needs to come tell this tale in full.


*grabs coffee*



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 4,2009 10:06pm
Twasn't a tranny, tis a hermaphrodite.

This hermaphrodite, a tall drink of water she is (prefers to be a she), owns a massive amount of land with an abundance of rundown trailers. A few years ago she had Brazilians (not sure on their legal status) working there as serfs: they got to live in the trailers for free just as long as they tended to her acres of land. She also owned horses that died due to being malnourished. She blamed the town of Plympton for poisoning the water supply...even though there is NO town water supply; we have wells for each house. She buried the horses in shallow graves, and eventually the corpses started sticking up out of the ground because of a huge storm we had a few years ago.

Run of the mill shit happening in Plympton.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Jan 4,2009 10:09pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Twasn't a tranny, tis a hermaphrodite.

This hermaphrodite, a tall drink of water she is (prefers to be a she), owns a massive amount of land with an abundance of rundown trailers. A few years ago she had Brazilians (not sure on their legal status) working there as serfs: they got to live in the trailers for free just as long as they tended to her acres of land. She also owned horses that died due to being malnourished. She blamed the town of Plympton for poisoning the water supply...even though there is NO town water supply; we have wells for each house. She buried the horses in shallow graves, and eventually the corpses started sticking up out of the ground because of a huge storm we had a few years ago.

Run of the mill shit happening in Plympton.



epic



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 4,2009 11:14pm
a mastodon song?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 4,2009 11:14pm
Or a Composted song.



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