Let's hear some real death metal come out of Boston for a change. Not some slam bam baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam buda buda buda shit. Let's here some real death thrash. Thanks.

:,(

I can see I'm not wanted here.

WHOAAAAAAA BLACK BETTY SLAMALAM

bling bling bam bam

Ask Grant. He knows.

its all clicks and whistles anyways

nope.

The times they are a-changin.'

all your deathmetal needs are satiated with boarcorpse. (except for the ones that aren't)

THIS DOESN'T SOUND LIKE MORBID ANGEL. YOU CALL THAT BLASTING??? THAT IS WAY TOO FAST! WHAT IS WITH ALL THE PINCH HARMONICS? WHY ARE THEY NOT IN STANDARD TUNING? WHATS WITH THE OFF TIME SIGNATURES?? THIS IS NOT TRVE KVLT! GYM SHORTS AND BANDANAS ARE NOT METAL!!! CAN'T THEY JUST WEAR BLACK JEANS AND TUCKED IN DRAGON T-SHIRTS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE??

did i miss anything?

guttural

hopefully never.

i'm doing what i can.

i am starting a black/deathy thrash project. no slam stuff. i can't do that. not certified in slam.

is this the one with that "me" dood on drums?

nope, that's a top-secret project.

not so secret no mo'! FAIL.

oh. woops.

Well lets see...how long did the metalcore fad last?
It doesn't matter, slam will end and another viral genre will take over and spawn 4,000 New England bands that all sound the same. Don't go to the shows if you don't like it. Pretty simple.

Who's me?

i hear there's this new music that combines technical, melodic metal riffing and br00tal hardcore breakdowns. i think it's called hardal or something

me is me Jimbo that is. *winks*

listen to blessed offal

i got nothing against tasteful application of slam, but theres none to be found here, just old school fuckin black death doom yo

nice, drinking smileys!! (it's the little things in life that make me happy)

give me wigger slam or give me death!

i will be there tonight to witness Blessed Offal. your in the band right?
thanks be to our lord theres no slam bands playing tonight

angry person definetly fails at life, asking for some awesome local death/thrash and fails to acknowledge revocation.

blue,
lets write a slam riff about this guy

cool
make sure the slam riff goes bam baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam buda buda buda or else it will fail just like the scene is right now

naw i was thinking jud jud weeeeeeeeeooooowww errrun dun dun buda buda jud jud weeeeeeeeeooooowww errrun dun dun buda buda

OK BOSTON THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

just because you don't go to shows doesn't mean that the scene is failing. also, turning the clocks back to 1991 won't bring back your receding hairline.

but i would like to thank you for going to the watain show tonight and supporting local bands, what with our scene failing and all.

whats the name of your band?

all you have to do is put a 'i' infront of slam and you got islam you whores

Graveside Service

http://machobehead.ytmnd.com/

whats the name of your band?

GRAVESIDE SERVICE

DOES NOT COMPUTE

wow, angry person is angry. I don't really indulge in the slam as much as most here, although i definately can appreciate it. What did slam ever do to you? I mean, i despise bluegrass, but i don't go to bluegrass shows and ask them why they don't play more country based rock. That would be silly. If you don't like it, listen to something else. And if you DID go out to shows, you would realize that the entire "scene" is much more than slam. Go out and see for yo damn self. Or, start a band with music like your talking about. And stop complaining. Whining will get you no where.

boston black metaller dont liek anything past 1991.

BACKED.

I've been listening to that album for like 2 weeks straight now. Fan-fucking-tastic.

lets all get a slam benefit song together called "We Are The Slam." it can be to raise money to save regular death metal. to keep all the old death metallers well stocked in long sleeve cannibal corpse shirts, ripped jeans, and 'how to keep your arms crossed and look mad at shows' instruction guides.

MOAR SLEDGEHAMMERS MEANS MOAR SLAM

I SAY WE CHANGE THIS TO A NEW YORKMENT APPRECIATION THREAD.

GUTTURAL FUCKIN GORESLAM IN THA HOUSE!

MY FONT IS LOUDER THAN YOUR FONT

i agree with the angry person.

BLACK BETTY HAD A CHILD SLAMALAM!

The slam got old after Internal Bleeding and Dying Fetus perfected it over a decade ago. But, it does have its many variations that I occasionally enjoy.

mah bawllz got groove

Force everyone to listen to all of Death's albums nonstop until they start writing like that

Blessed Offal, Summoning Hate, Revocation are a few/ Don't listen to Dan White because he never goes to shows and cuts the hair of dirty minorities.

seems like someone did that to Decrepit Birth... OH SNAP.


(p.s. i like their new album)

FINALLY!

according to bass archeon, you guys are just straight up slamcore.

Agreed on both points

DAMN THANG GONE WILD SLAMALAM!

pants are amazing.

This guy is the Michael Winslow of internet buffoons.

Always listen to Death albums nonstop.

Decrepit Birth.

This thread needs something...

Oh yea... TITS!

Which thread is more worthless. This one, or whining about free cds. Or maybe it's just the people who start them. The boston buttfucker vs kadoog dumbfuck

hahahaha

Aren't you the one that said the Cadaveric Manifest needs more slam?

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=54795

Fag.

I approve.

Also agreed. Love the Album though.

Slam has been around for a long ass time, so I don't think it's ever really going to leave. But, the infatuation with it and all the bands TRYING to "perfect" slam will surely fade out in due time. Only the tr00 will survive.

hahaha mo'tician

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...=user.viewprofile&friendid=19112050

not "true."

wheres internal bleeding, dehumanized, and eternal suffering among others? not one founding father has survived the wake of the influx of brOOtal, slamming, myspace dogshit.

Touche sir. Thanks for reminding me that some of the best don't exist anymore, haha.

some of the most SLAMMING bands aren't slam at all.

SUFFOCATION (no one slams harder)
Beheaded : Recounts of Disembodiment / Ominous Blood Line
Inveracity : Circle of Perversion
Disgorge : Cognitive Lust / Cranial Impalement.

honestly why?
its getting to be too much slam bands and dumb myspace projects like this that are ruining music.

Mo'tician has been around for a while. They're OGs of making fun of death metal.

i think i'm gonna go to denny's and get a slamburger

Haha, first time I saw they had a Slamburger I shit myself. Then I ate one and shit myself again. So fucking amazing, but my lord was it a brick of a meal.

does it come with a side of Thrash Browns?

More tits needed!

thrash browns come ON the slamburger! as well as american brees and a...um...i can't think of a way to turn fried egg into something metal

FRYING CHICKEN FETUS!

Mo'tician is a joke making fun of both Mortician and Blaxploitation flicks.

it's Actually just Wayne from Scum Bitch.
he made that page and those four songs in about 20 minutes

i remember the first time he showed me, i laughed so hard i couldn't breathe when i read the song titles
"Hacked Up Fo' Watermelon"
"House By Da Ghetto"
"Afro Dismemberment"

lofl

all of his "myspace joke projects are a riot....the funniest being "Bottomless Homo Coffin"
distorted bass, blastbeats, and Jason Vorhees noises

"myspace joke projects" that was

oh....and as far as my opinion of this thread........ 99 percent of slam is generic and unlistenable.'
but there are some damn good bands in that other one percent.

oh, and the titty pics = win

uhh... this is now off topic.

Cry like a little girl and get over it. It's RTTP. We don't stick to one topic.

talk to me when you hit puberty, kid

haha greg is like 20 or 21

if you're going to call anyone prepubescent its gonna be me!

thats okay im 17

Long time ago, brotherrr. Talk to us when you have a life better than to whine online expecting people to agree with your opinionated ass. And Blue was right by the way, if you had paid attention in the first place you'd realize there's a lot of really good dm bands out there that aren't all about slam.

haha win! Grant you're the fucking man.

Actually no, the tits still win.

And there's your problem.

Where are they and how many of those songs are non stop or dont have a stupid dance part in them???

Up your ass nigga.

Revocation is all you need.

Seconded.

You are right I have dance parts in my ass. just like you whore mother.... otherwise she would of had more of you...but chose not to!

Ouch, your mom jokes that sound like they came from Christopher Watkin.

Too bad my mom's dead.

my all time favs of the style are Dehumanized and Devourment

That is not my fault your moms dead, then don't bring asses into this...

I like bringing my ass into things. I'm actually kinda attached to it.

I will bring your mother out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

this made me laugh way too loud

haha youre a fool.
you honestly think this is a real person?
its a fake troll who just so happens to be a forum reg and is joking around, wanting to ruffle everyones feathers.

owned to the 1st degree.

don't be sassing 17 year olds mister

Owned? I knew that since I saw it was anonymous kid. We love fucking with passerbyers that just happen to come by. It's half the fun of the forum! Now go do your homework.

With the exception of you that is.

no need to do my homework. i'm not your age..

Not 17 anymore? This is getting weird.

i have no idea what's going on

I say you two face off in the RTTP kickball game.

Is that a dare Mr. Mark?

I triple dog dare you to face off with an anonymous poster in real life, with a kickball. This could be interesting.

Could be like Kickball UFC!

i'll slam that ball down on the ground while yelling slam bam baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam buda buda buda at immortal13

Say my name bitch.

I really would like to hear someone exclaim, "Slam bam baaaaaaaaaaam buda buda buda," haha. Especially the baaaaaaaaaaaaam part.

That's the late bass drop motherfucker!

17 year old titties?

i concur

I thought this was about me. I was thinking "man, my mom jokes do suck ass."

It's a jew day tomorrow so no ones doing hw duh.

what about ? why would just randomly say my band's name in this thread ? we've played with your band at least once , maybe more .
just curious , and don't worry we can take the criticism , we are well used to it by now .

i remember when that was us

awwww

haha i just was joking around, Graveside Service has become a RTTP meme now. no problem with you band.

the only useful thing i got out of this was the boobs.

It's all you need. I was LOLing the whole time I was posting.

SIM SIM SALASLAM


Hakeem OlajuSLAM


ISLAMic fundaSLAMaliSLAM

go to the master show at the church on october 19.

SLAM the drum slowly

Alex OvechSLAM

Count SLAMula

SLAM theft auto IV

Viva PinSLAMta

AdSLAM Wars Dual Strike

Final SLAMtasy VIII

Billy SLAMadison

Tom SLAMcy's Ghost SLAMcon AdSLAMced SLAMfighter 2

If I'm still in town I most likely will.

I support brutal anal slamming.

bennyhillifier

and nice boobs they are.

no problem ... if you want to take a few shots go ahead , my skin has become very thick .

Stop & Shop

2 weeks later and still slamming?

Nice?

Those areolas are the size of my head.

There's no place to hide
One I step inside
The room
Dr. Room
Prepare for the boom
BAM aw SLAM
I
SLAM BLAM I scream like Tarzan