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returntothepit >> discuss >> It's days like this that I hate that I use Facebook. by Martins on Jun 25,2008 11:33am
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toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jun 25,2008 11:33am
My birthday. So many people that DON'T give a shit are wishing me happy birthday because of the panopticonic guilt they'll feel if they don't. I wish no one cared and no one wasted space on my Facebook and on my gmail inbox. I just want some god damned ice cream cake and a blowjob.

One of those is definitely going to be mine.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 25,2008 11:37am
happen bd faggo



toggletoggle post by aril at Jun 25,2008 11:38am
delete your account - you'll find that you'll be free of such worries.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jun 25,2008 11:39am
FUCK.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jun 25,2008 11:39am
Martins said[orig][quote]
the panopticonic guilt



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jun 25,2008 11:40am
Hahaha I intentionally wrote that hoping/knowing you had read The Panopticon. Man, fuck that thing.



toggletoggle post by cav nli at Jun 25,2008 11:43am
i never had a facebook and im THIS close to deleting myspace. i never use it.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jun 25,2008 11:45am
Martins said[orig][quote]
Hahaha I intentionally wrote that hoping/knowing you had read The Panopticon. Man, fuck that thing.


lol. you're a hot shit brah.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jun 25,2008 11:47am
The hottest steaming pile of it.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 25,2008 11:48am
PEOPLE YOU MIGHT KNOW...

I do know them. I don't like them. Stop showing me them. It's the same 8 people over and over again.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jun 25,2008 11:51am
You know what's bullshit. I waited until I got my college email last year to get a facebook and suddenly facebook is open to the teeming hoards of prepubescent children who couldn't kill enough time being stalked by pedophiles on Myspace and needed to drench their page with 100+ facebook applications because it makes them cool. If someone tries to give me a Pokemon again or tries to attack me with their virtual reality zombies or tries to send me a sticker or tries to get me to rate them or invites me another fucking faggot group, I'm going to find that fag who started facebook and politely ask him to stop.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 25,2008 11:53am
THIS is enough to make anyone hate facebook:


http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=750713020



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 25,2008 11:56am
this is a cool thread, martin, come rate mah pix



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jun 25,2008 12:17pm
If I were a gay vampire I'd TOTALLY do johnny evil.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jun 25,2008 12:59pm
I sent you a birthday text message and you didn't anwser. fuckin faygit



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jun 25,2008 1:11pm
What is there to answer? Haha. OMG THANK YOU GRANT FOR REALIZING TODAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY. YOU ROCK A TON.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jun 25,2008 1:16pm
lulz

why arent we have a bbq at your house asshole



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 25,2008 1:24pm
aril said[orig][quote]
delete your account - you'll find that you'll be free of such worries.


how do i go about doing that?



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jun 25,2008 1:28pm
archaeon said[orig][quote]
lulz

why arent we have a bbq at your house asshole


Actually if you want to stop by later, we're getting a ton of barbecue from this place in Stoneham called Smokey's. They're wicked good.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Jun 25,2008 1:28pm
somebody post this thread on his wall



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 25,2008 1:30pm
DrewBlood@Work said[orig][quote]
somebody post this thread on his wall



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jun 25,2008 1:42pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
DrewBlood@Work said[orig][quote]
somebody post this thread on his wall



toggletoggle post by archaeon @ jacksonz at Jun 25,2008 1:47pm
Martins said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
DrewBlood@Work said[orig][quote]
somebody post this thread on his wall


done



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jun 25,2008 1:54pm edited Jun 25,2008 1:55pm



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jun 25,2008 2:22pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
THIS is enough to make anyone hate facebook:


http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=750713020


Why does this have to happen? i mean, suicide is sometimes a good idea.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 25,2008 2:47pm



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jun 25,2008 2:56pm
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
THIS is enough to make anyone hate facebook:


http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=750713020


Why does this have to happen? i mean, suicide is sometimes a good idea.


I love how ridiculously touched up the picture is. I hate humanity.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jun 25,2008 3:13pm
Martins said[orig][quote]
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
THIS is enough to make anyone hate facebook:


http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=750713020


Why does this have to happen? i mean, suicide is sometimes a good idea.


I love how ridiculously touched up the picture is. I hate humanity.



This thing has no genitalia.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jun 25,2008 7:10pm
why are you friends with people you dont want wishing you a happy birthday? simple solution.. delete them.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 25,2008 8:27pm
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