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returntothepit >> discuss >> what is the worst song ever written / recorded? by thuringwethil at the library on Apr 7,2008 9:43am

post by thuringwethil at the library at Apr 7,2008 9:43am

"Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits.

every time I hear this speck of maggot doodie I want to go deaf

I even used to be able to tolerate the band when I was learning guitar. Now they just have that poop "Money for Nothing" sheen about them.

post by PiresNLI at Apr 7,2008 9:48am

i dig money for nothing...they say faggot on the radio and get away with it.

i'd say there are PLENTY of horrible songs out there...anything by Disturbed, Puddle of Mud, Linkin Park, etc. Everytime I hear that shit at work, I go beserk, and it's all the time since we listen to 94HJY all day.

post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 7,2008 9:50am

"cause i'm proud to be an american...where at least i know im free?"

post by thuringwethil at the library at Apr 7,2008 9:50am

that's part of the reason I hate it. It's stupid.

post by largefreakatzero at Apr 7,2008 9:53am

You have 8 of them to choose from on our last album.

post by PiresNLI at Apr 7,2008 9:54am

corpus_colostomy said	[orig][quote]
"cause i'm proud to be an american...where at least i know im free?"

ditto! i fucking heard that song yesterday at the store, and was instantly in a bad mood.

post by FIMSnli at Apr 7,2008 9:55am

wtf i love that riff.

post by aril at Apr 7,2008 9:55am

doesn't anyone ever remember Ryan Parry? His song "my life" is sooooo bad.

I think his page was www.ryanparrymusic.com

post by FIMSnli at Apr 7,2008 9:59am

You're tryin to tell me that "Money For Nothing" is a worse song than "the Macarena"

GTFO

post by thuringwethil at the library at Apr 7,2008 10:01am

what's "the Macarena" ?

I guess I'm fortunate to have never heard of it

post by FIMSnli at Apr 7,2008 10:02am

that unbelievable obnoxious song from 10-15 years ago which had an equally retarded dance to go with it.

post by the_reverend

at Apr 7,2008 10:06am

easy

bennyhillifier
if there is anything worse than that, it would cause your head to cave in.

post by GodlessRob at Apr 7,2008 10:10am

Any FUCKING SONG FROM dickelback.
Any FUCKING SONG FROM cocksnack
Any FUCKING SONG FROM limp dicksit ESPECIALLY THAT FUCKING nookie song
Any FUCKING SONG FROM corn-hole
Any FUCKING SONG FROM stained
Any FUCKING SONG FROM anyone of those so call local cockstars in cocksnack rip off bands
Any FUCKING SONG FROM celean dijon
Any FUCKING SONG FROM ANY RAP GROUP POST 1995
And finally... Any FUCKING SONG FROM my band pre-2004

post by the_reverend

at Apr 7,2008 10:10am

dude, I already won.. seems that someone's forgotten.

post by thuringwethil at the library at Apr 7,2008 10:11am

FIMSnli said	[orig][quote]
that unbelievable obnoxious song from 10-15 years ago which had an equally retarded dance to go with it.

well if you're supposed to dance to it then it must be completely horrible.

FACT!

post by GodlessRob at Apr 7,2008 10:12am

I was posting as you were, so I will conceed and say yes Rev has a winner!

post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 7,2008 10:12am

i forget more than i learn

post by thuringwethil at the library at Apr 7,2008 10:13am

stop mentioning metalcore and nu-metal

we already know that bullshit is terrible

post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 7,2008 10:15am

i'm gonna start a Nu-Metalcore band!

post by MassAppealBradness at Apr 7,2008 10:18am

anything by Bob Seger

post by GodlessRob at Apr 7,2008 10:18am

Sorry Larissa, something comes over me and I can not control my fingers.
Ok here is a non rock song for your consideration...
It goes along the lines of "roses smell like poo-poo" I don't even know who it is but it makes me want to get on my roof and shoot squirrels out of the trees.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 7,2008 10:19am

Who let the dogs out?!

post by dreadkill

at Apr 7,2008 10:24am

GodlessRob said	[orig][quote]
Sorry Larissa, something comes over me and I can not control my fingers. Ok here is a non rock song for your consideration... It goes along the lines of "roses smell like poo-poo" I don't even know who it is but it makes me want to get on my roof and shoot squirrels out of the trees.

roses by outkast

post by thuringwethil at the library at Apr 7,2008 10:27am

dreadkill said

[orig][quote]

GodlessRob said	[orig][quote]
Sorry Larissa, something comes over me and I can not control my fingers. Ok here is a non rock song for your consideration... It goes along the lines of "roses smell like poo-poo" I don't even know who it is but it makes me want to get on my roof and shoot squirrels out of the trees.

roses by outkast

well that's cool.

squirrel population needs some control every now and then

post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 7,2008 10:29am

anything by that fucking band OAR! WTF!

post by Yeti at Apr 7,2008 10:32am

Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry. i want to stab Josh Todd in the larynx.

post by ZenErik

at Apr 7,2008 10:34am

Soulja Boy - YAHHHH!

post by ZenErik

at Apr 7,2008 10:35am

bennyhillifier

post by GodlessRob at Apr 7,2008 10:35am

Yeti said	[orig][quote]
Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry. i want to stab Josh Todd in the larynx.

What are you talking about, it's get's all the little whores nekkid at the baaahhhsss guy.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 7,2008 10:38am

what...you got a problem with naked whores?

post by GodlessRob at Apr 7,2008 10:41am

well if they are the over 40, barfly biker type, that have no buisness getting nekkid, then yea I do.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 7,2008 10:48am

sounds like you're goin to the wrong bars

post by the_reverend

at Apr 7,2008 10:51am

Soulja Boy rules cause it's hilarious. fat britney!
I started doing the "Soulja Boy" dance in front of carina and she didn't get it.

post by the_reverend

at Apr 7,2008 10:52am

Soulja Boy rules cause it's hilarious. fat britney!
I started doing the "Soulja Boy" dance in front of carina and she didn't get it.

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Apr 7,2008 10:53am

Any song that talks about pickup trucks and America.

post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 7,2008 10:54am

bye bye miss american pie..... yep that soung can fucking DIE!

post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 7,2008 10:56am

DestroyYouAlot said	[orig][quote]
Any song that talks about pickup trucks and America.

ya i hate country music too.

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Apr 7,2008 10:57am

FuckIsMySignature said

[orig][quote]

DestroyYouAlot said	[orig][quote]
Any song that talks about pickup trucks and America.

ya i hate country music too.

I love country music, it's this fake-ass Bon Jovi shit that Nashville pumps out that makes me nuts.

post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 7,2008 11:00am

TRUE: cause cats like merle haggard and willy own.

post by dreadkill

at Apr 7,2008 11:01am

corpus_colostomy said	[orig][quote]
bye bye miss american pie..... yep that soung can fucking DIE!

i absolutely hate that little piece of americana. that song makes me want to bomb the midwest.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 7,2008 11:01am

i think there's maybe 5-10 country songs total that i actually enjoy. the rest just sounds like cheesy garbage. although i do respect the old school legends like Hank and DAC.

post by thuringwethil at the library at Apr 7,2008 11:13am

dreadkill said

[orig][quote]

corpus_colostomy said	[orig][quote]
bye bye miss american pie..... yep that soung can fucking DIE!

i absolutely hate that little piece of americana. that song makes me want to bomb the midwest.

I like the Killdozer version

post by xmikex at Apr 7,2008 11:16am

This discussion can now end...

bennyhillifier

I'm so...soooo sorry.

post by kadoogetnam at Apr 7,2008 11:28am

HONKY TONNNNNNNNNNNNNK BADADONKADONK

post by dreadkill

at Apr 7,2008 11:43am

kadoogetnam said	[orig][quote]
HONKY TONNNNNNNNNNNNNK BADADONKADONK

i hate that song. my parents love it. trace adkins seems like a cool guy, but that song is flat out horrible. anytime country mixes with hip hop, the results are terrifying. i think that big n rich song "save a horse, ride a cowboy," makes honky tonk badonkadonk sound like beethoven's 5th.

post by the_reverend

at Apr 7,2008 11:55am

XMIKEX: NICE TRY! you are just pissed that you don't have a hover bike yet. that video rules.

post by kadoogetnam at Apr 7,2008 11:56am

She thinks my tractor's sexy?

post by urinal turd at Apr 7,2008 12:14pm

post by urinal turd at Apr 7,2008 12:14pm

shit, well if anyone can post that video you will see that it is the most annoying song ever.

post by the_reverend

at Apr 7,2008 12:22pm

HTML doesn't work here. this does:

bennyhillifier

post by the_taste_of_cigarettes

at Apr 7,2008 12:28pm

GEL by Collective Soul

post by Seth at Apr 7,2008 2:16pm

All Rap with metal or rock samples and drums machines, so mostly all of the music.

post by Yeti at Apr 7,2008 3:27pm

Roxanne. that song sucks so fucking bad. its not funny, ironic, nostalgic, nothing. its horrible, and the drinking game is fucking gay.

post by xanonymousx at Apr 7,2008 3:32pm

COMPLETE!

post by Josh Martin NLI at Apr 7,2008 3:40pm

As horrible as Money For Nothing is, Walk Of Life is even worse.
Dire Straits just fucking sucks.

post by dreadkill

at Apr 7,2008 3:44pm

dire straits sucks

post by thuringwethil at the library at Apr 7,2008 4:03pm

Josh%20Martin%20NLI said	[orig][quote]
As horrible as Money For Nothing is, Walk Of Life is even worse. Dire Straits just fucking sucks.

you hit the nail right on the head.

how in the name of ALL THAT IS UNHOLY could anyone hear WALK OF LIFE and think Dire Straits have a right to live?

whatever. They'll probably have a bigger impact on sonic douchery that I ever will.

post by DrewBlood

at Apr 7,2008 4:10pm

Drops of Jupiter

mediocre music with quite possibly the worst lyrics and worst lyrical delivery ever.

post by cav nli at Apr 7,2008 4:16pm

id like to nominate nora's no one takes pictures of the drummer as the worst heavy song ever written by a non nu metal band. even though it sounds completely nu metal. chug chug we we chug chug we we chug chug we we chug chug we we!

post by aril at Apr 7,2008 4:18pm

dire straits put out some catchy little tunes

post by thuringwethil at the library at Apr 7,2008 4:29pm

so does PDQ Bach

:o)

post by thegreatspaldino

at Apr 7,2008 5:16pm

Freefallin by Tom Petty

post by poop at Apr 7,2008 6:00pm

creed
the red chord

post by Y_Ddraig_Goch

at Apr 8,2008 12:22am

post by Y_Ddraig_Goch

at Apr 8,2008 12:23am

I mean

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post by DestroyYouAlot

at Apr 8,2008 12:32am

thegreatspaldino said	[orig][quote]
Freefallin by Tom Petty

BLASPHEMY

ONE DOES NOT INSULT THE PETTY

post by DaveFromTheGrave

at Apr 8,2008 1:12am

anything by phil collins

post by douchebag_patrol at Apr 8,2008 1:29am

bennyhillifier

post by JDDomination

at Apr 9,2008 6:28pm

MassAppealBradness said	[orig][quote]
anything by Bob Seger

go fuck yourself, Bob Seger fuckin kills. I don't understand how a lot of these songs are up here when I think these "modern singer/songwriters" fuckin blow. That Taylor Swift and all the rest of the "deeply lyrical" singer drive me apeshit.

post by ancient master at Apr 9,2008 7:20pm

id have to say butterfly by crazy town

post by W3 nli at Apr 9,2008 7:23pm

DaveFromTheGrave said	[orig][quote]
anything by phil collins

id almost have to agree but i mean there is always this piece of shit....

bennyhillifier

post by brad weymouth at Apr 9,2008 7:26pm

JDDomination said

[orig][quote]

MassAppealBradness said	[orig][quote]
anything by Bob Seger

wrong. he eats bags of dicks for breakfast

post by RichHorror

at Apr 9,2008 7:27pm

Wow, he must be really hungry.

post by W3 nli at Apr 9,2008 7:33pm

i hope those are low fat, or at least a small bag

post by Sacreligion at Apr 9,2008 7:47pm

what the hell was that song about dancin with a chick at a club and gettin hard in the process?

"too close" by next...that's the one.

i'm surprised no one's mentioned this yet:

post by Sacreligion at Apr 9,2008 7:48pm

or "the sign" by ace of base

post by The Revealer at Apr 9,2008 8:00pm

God Bless The U.S.A. by Lee Greenwood

post by W3 nli at Apr 9,2008 8:12pm

is that the "and im gonna stand up, next to you...america" song cause i hate that fucking song too

post by fuck logging in at Apr 9,2008 8:22pm

we built this city

post by The Revealer at Apr 9,2008 9:29pm

W3%20nli said	[orig][quote]
is that the "and im gonna stand up, next to you...america" song cause i hate that fucking song too

That's the one.

post by W3 nli at Apr 9,2008 9:29pm

yeah def fuck that song

post by thegreatspaldino

at Apr 9,2008 9:39pm

Sacreligion said	[orig][quote]
or "the sign" by ace of base

that entire album is good.

post by narkybark

at Apr 10,2008 1:03am

I agree with pretty much everything in this thread, including sire straits and soulja boy, but I have to defend The Police. Lyrics are really dumb sometimes but I have to defend the tunes.

I nominate pretty much anything on popular 90's radio. Every single thing I heard, each with a whiny singer, made me want to kill myself. I got them to stop playing the station at work by pretty much mocking every song, day in and day out. Even stupid 80's music, as goofy as it was, was more creative than the 90's dreck.

post by narkybark

at Apr 10,2008 1:03am

Actually I'll be more specific.

Any song by Creed.

post by madoakdevin nli at Apr 10,2008 1:08am

GodlessRob said

[orig][quote]

wow... did you come up with those all by yourself? you must feel smart proud of yourself.

post by W3 nli at Apr 10,2008 2:03am

madoakdevin%20nli said	[orig][quote]
smart proud.

post by GodlessRob at Apr 10,2008 7:31am

W3%20nli said

[orig][quote]

madoakdevin%20nli said	[orig][quote]
smart proud.

'nuff said!

post by xmikex at Apr 10,2008 10:00am

I can't get over how bad this band is:

http://www.myspace.com/hidrolyx

post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 10,2008 10:05am

Sacreligion said	[orig][quote]
or "the sign" by ace of base

dont fuck with Ace of Base.

post by thuringwethil at the library at Apr 10,2008 10:13am

I can believe this is still goin'

I just hate Dire Straits

Ace of Base are too cool for school, though

post by The Revealer at Apr 10,2008 10:21am

Mmm Bop - Hanson

post by aril at Apr 10,2008 11:11am

oh ... WAIT a second!
I'm surprised no one has said this yet:

NEW CRYPTOPSY! NEW CRYPTOPSY! NEW CRYPTOPSY! NEW CRYPTOPSY! NEW CRYPTOPSY! NEW CRYPTOPSY! NEW CRYPTOPSY! NEW CRYPTOPSY! NEW CRYPTOPSY!

post by johnny blazejewski at Apr 10,2008 11:32am

Paganmegans shred youtube video

post by Sacreligion at Apr 10,2008 11:36am

aril said	[orig][quote]
NEW CRYPTOPSY! NEW CRYPTOPSY! NEW CRYPTOPSY! NEW CRYPTOPSY! NEW CRYPTOPSY! NEW CRYPTOPSY! NEW CRYPTOPSY! NEW CRYPTOPSY! NEW CRYPTOPSY!

wiiicked laaate theyah kid

post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco

at Apr 10,2008 1:25pm

Correct answer: "Merry Christmas" by The Waitresses. I'll stab those fucks.

post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco

at Apr 10,2008 1:28pm

Correct answer: "Merry Christmas" by The Waitresses. I'll stab those fucks.

post by thuringwethil at the library at Apr 10,2008 2:00pm

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said	[orig][quote]
Correct answer: "Merry Christmas" by The Waitresses. I'll stab those fucks.

too late. the singer is already dead

post by DeepSpaceNine at Apr 10,2008 2:08pm

everything GRAVESIDESERVICE records.

post by dreadkill

at Apr 10,2008 2:09pm

DeepSpaceNine said	[orig][quote]
everything GRAVESIDESERVICE records.

hahahahahahahaahahaha

post by dreadkill

at Apr 10,2008 2:10pm

madoakdevin%20nli said

[orig][quote]

GodlessRob said

[orig][quote]

wow... did you come up with those all by yourself? you must feel smart proud of yourself.

it's limpdickshit and cum stained, but i give the man credit for coming up with those, especially celean dijon. i liked that one.

post by DeepSpaceNine at Apr 10,2008 2:29pm

i think th ebest band ever was

post by dreadkill

at Apr 10,2008 2:47pm

DeepSpaceNine said	[orig][quote]
i think th ebest band ever was

LOL WUT

post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 10,2008 2:49pm

i was born in a small town... smallll town...

post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 10,2008 2:49pm

smallll tooooown

post by Yeti at Apr 10,2008 3:24pm

fuck John Cougar Mellencamp. and John Mellencamp. and John Cougar.

post by dreadkill

at Apr 10,2008 3:25pm

Yeti said	[orig][quote]
fuck John Cougar Mellencamp. and John Mellencamp. and John Cougar.

i hate all those fags

post by falsecathedrals

at Apr 10,2008 3:56pm

just like heaven by los lonely boys. only song to actually irritate me. i can stand awful music, but something about that one particular song ... fuck i'm getting agitated just thinking about it. i'm gonna go listen to some m. ward to calm down.

post by thuringwethil at the library at Apr 10,2008 4:02pm

Yeti said	[orig][quote]
fuck John Cougar Mellencamp. and John Mellencamp. and John Cougar.

I'm so sad that the band name John Cougar Concentration Camp is taken

post by dreadkill

at Apr 10,2008 4:22pm

thuringwethil%20at%20the%20library said

[orig][quote]

Yeti said	[orig][quote]
fuck John Cougar Mellencamp. and John Mellencamp. and John Cougar.

I'm so sad that the band name John Cougar Concentration Camp is taken

there's always john cougar melonballer

post by dreadkill

at Apr 10,2008 4:23pm

i will start a blackface-wearing band called john cougar watermelon.

post by My_dying_bride at Apr 10,2008 5:49pm

free credit report dot com baby

post by W3 nli at Apr 10,2008 6:03pm

1 800 54 GIANT

post by Kinslayer at Apr 10,2008 6:22pm

thuringwethil%20at%20the%20library said	[orig][quote]
"Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits.

This song is GREAT!

WORST SONG EVAR = girls just wanna have fun

post by Hooker in sweatpants at Apr 10,2008 7:25pm

Firestorm.
Lady lumps or whatever it's called.
Frantic tick tock.
Mmm bop.
That Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion song.
Barbie Girl.
Anything by that band we used to play with all the time where the guitar player played through jbl wedges for an amp.

post by diarrhal_blowjorb NLI at Apr 10,2008 7:28pm

bernie and phylls, quality comfort and price!

post by douchebag_patrol at Apr 12,2008 1:52am

"Here comes McCain again"

http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/The_mccain_girls_strike_back-2g01.html

post by the_reverend

at Apr 12,2008 1:55am

wow...

post by douchebag_patrol at Apr 12,2008 1:57am

FTW!

post by BSV at Apr 12,2008 2:13am

xmikex said	[orig][quote]
I can't get over how bad this band is: http://www.myspace.com/hidrolyx

that's a keeper!

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