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New site? Maybe some day. 
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Unfortunately, bassist Joe Breen and Composted have parted ways. So, the hunt for a new bass player is on. For the time being, our guitarist Eliot Bayless will be handling bass duties. Here's what we're looking for:
-Must be able to practice 1-3 times a week and contribute financially to band needs (e.g. merchandise, recording, practice space)
-Must have reliable transportation
-Must have lenient show schedule (i.e. willing to tour, play shows whenever necessary, but also accept a month or two off from shows all together every now and then)
-Must have pro attitude, skill and gear; even though we dress in silly costumes and sing songs about having sex with animals, the musical integrity always comes first
-Must be willing to adhere to our retardation; if you do not know exactly how retarded we are, you're in for a surprise
-Must have a good sense of humor but know when work needs to be done
-Must bring the slam (edit by Grant Archaeon)
To get a taste of the Composted lifestyle, and hear the unmixed/unmastered version of "Phallus Palace," visit our MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/compostedmetal
All inquiries/submissions may be sent to the MySpace or you may respond here for further discussion. |
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i'd be all over this if i had picked up my bass in the past year and had money, good gear, and wasn't about to become a dad.
you guys should have rich take over on bass. |
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-must bring the slam
how could you forget? |
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-Must be willing to adhere to our retardation; if you do not know exactly how retarded we are, you're in for a surprise
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a) boo joe breen.
b) retardation is key.
c) must have the ability to rollerskate on a buffalo herpie. |
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| c) must have the ability to rollerskate on a buffalo herpie. |
hahahahaa |
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this is a tall order to fill. |
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c) must have the ability to rollerskate on a buffalo herpie. |
how is this accomplished? |
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| you guys should have rich take over on bass. |
That's an idea. |
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Rich has given up his duties in Composted as well. |
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a smell a behind the music.. |
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We'll have a behind the music special before our side of the split gets mastered, haha. |
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BREEHIND THE MUSIC
mark already knows this joke but whatever. |
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I am giving up my duties in the human race. |
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speaking of bree, Mark i wunt sketchez and skecherz like these:
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c) must have the ability to rollerskate on a buffalo herpie. |
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you cant |
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if I wasnt a crappy bassist, poor, from new york, and completely lacking in slam, Id totally do this |
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i'm retarded enough for this band, possibly too retarded, but i fall short in many of the other requirements. |
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| i'm retarded enough for this band, possibly too retarded, but i fall short in many of the other requirements. |
the rollerskating ability on buffalo stds being A number 1 |
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i'm fucking dying. i need a fucking vacation. fuck |
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have i told you lately that i loved you? |
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| i'm retarded enough for this band, possibly too retarded, but i fall short in many of the other requirements. |
the rollerskating ability on buffalo stds being A number 1 |
i'm damn sure i could ice skate on a buffalo herpie. i'm an ex hockey player. if i couldn't skate on it, i'd smash its face into the boards. do buffalo herpes have faces? |
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composted doesn't need a bassist. Composted needs Nike dunks. |
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does that mean they have most of a face? |
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this thread is now about Nike dunks |
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I gave up my duties because I can't afford to drive to practice anymore. I'll probably resume once I get a god damn job. I don't have any bass gear, though. Also, I am a shitty bassist. |
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i thought you had a bass. dang. :( |
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rear admiral of the poopdick |
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where do you practice? what tuning do you use? is AIDS something you consider? |
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whoa aids will bring composted into an entirely different ball park... doooooo it! |
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I wish I could help out - it'd be a band of /b/rothers. |
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Shit, I completely forgot to mention where we practice.
We practice on the south shore (Hanson, MA). We tune to drop brown (aka drop A#). We consider AIDS in all walks of life. |
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| We tune to drop brown (aka drop A#). |
THATS HEAVY, MAAAAAN. |
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Uploading an unmixed version of "Phallus Palace" with vocals and bass. |
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Bump for my new religion: Slamtology. |
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my ears perked up a little when i went to the page today |
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if i played bass I'd do this...eh, who am I kidding...no I wouldnt... |
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Why not? Do you not have enough funny hats? |
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moe, just look in your bassment. |
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RTTP doesn't even like listen to me when I announce dunks anymore. Weak.
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I imagine that this would probably the most fun band to play in ever. Unfortunately I already have more on my plate than I can handle. |
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You're going to have mail in a few minutes |
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grant, get mike to do this and get a car and stop being perma-baked |
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its the funnnest gig since disney land |
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| grant, get mike to do this and get a car and stop being perma-baked |
mike (not msd) has a girlfriend whose 15. enough said. |
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perma baked ....delicious |
 
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