dun dun duuuuuh.....SLAM

hahahahaha

SHE SAID SHE WAS 18 greatest band ever solely on their name

I'm sure they suck though.

greatest band ever

SLAM du du du / du du du LET THE BOYS BE BOYS

umm, whats a margo?

This show looks really gay.

i'd go, but its my least favrite part of CT....the part thats like 2 hours away
but, enjoy all the flat brimmed New Era hats that are sure to be at this show

I'm going to try getting Composted on this show (since 3 of us are already in TYAG anyway) so we can make fun of everyone there.

if we do get on this, my brother came up with the best idea. its gonna be a surprise all though, even the rest of the posted

Hahaha, the 'posted. I'm going to start referring to us as the 'posted.

I'm going to start referring to us as Bachman Turner Overdrive.

BTOposted.

NEEDS MOAR BO AND BREEEE

We'll make sure the BO is covered.

OOOOOOOH SHIT! COMPOSTED IS ON THIS NOW!

ooh, i like the logo in blue. my favorite color

Prepare the great eating machines.

I just realized I won't probably be there because unless something gets fucked up Rampant Decay has a show this day. Eat some cake so fucking hard for me.

EPIC FAIL

Fuck your band.

Oops, nevermind.

Are you saying oops nevermind because you CAN play the show? If not, we need a fill in Rich Horror for the day. WHO'S UP FOR THE CHALLENGE?!

I am so insulted. How quick you try to replace me like I'm some entry-level employee. I was saying nevermind UNTIL NOW.

You left me no choice, Richard. You can't just waltz into this relationship with such a half-assed commitment and expect me to lay down and take it. You have broken my heart, Mr. Burgundy.

You sir, are a cocksucker.

huh

And you're complaining?

I'll do the cocksucking around here!

But yes, I will be on hand in CT to spank the cadaver.

Fuck the fuck yes.

I changed shit just for Composted. I expect the good cake.

The good cake will be present.

For this show my guarantee is a three-tiered wedding cake.

It must be delivered by rollerskating hotties.

I am dead serious, get on the phone with the promoter.

TONIGHT!!!

i hope to share in the dark sensuality you will be unleashing this evening

SICK. Hope to see you there good sir!

i hope you're kidding...

you'll rep the gayest deathcore/metalcore bands but bash on the brutal slam shit that leaves out all the gay scenester shit and gets right to the point? weird... i mean... atleast TYAG and Composted are good... Waking... well... you know...

richards on aim you tard

spalding they are good live. you would agree. nothing to get your bow out for..but still good. the cd recording and mastering is way trebby and one dimensional. not a good litmus test for what they really sound like.

Sean, AIM is a bitch on my computer, plus I lack a consistent internet connection. Feel free to send me hot text.

yeah so i've heard. its more of a material issue than a sound one. but i guess for what it is, its pretty decent.

There are a shit ton of people at this show. More jailbait than you can shake a stick at. Composted will be playing as a 3 piece unfortunately.

are you doing a whole set now?

its like the nirvana of slam

It's gay because Waking The Cadaver is playing. Please remove the sand from your vagina.

I'd rather listen to Waking The Cadaver than most of the crap you like.

dun dun DUN!

I like the Backstreet Boys.

there is no sand in my non-existent vagina. if 2 out of 3 bands are good... i would still go to the show. assuming it wasnt too far away.

If it's gay then you should pray for it in hopes that it will repent. You are such a fucking faggot.

i came i ogled i bought a shirt... ps abolish consensual intercourse.

we need a round 2 in CT. I will save the performance i had in me for tonight until then. someone set up the show.

Play May 24th at Cherry St with Revocation, the Pathos...and (hopefully) Dysentery for free beer and gas money conditional on the sensual prowess of your performance. $10 for every confirmed case of sapphic arousals.

hey i'm for it. i will talk to the boys. i will fucking move to ct a week before just to be there this time.

I agree, I'm real fuckin pissed I missed this tonight.

I hope infinite torso was played and everyone tried to slam it up and looked like f00l.

finite abdomen is much better imo.

There was much mosh during every song, and there were even some fights! Mike had a jailbait /b/tard following, which was fucking hilarious and awesome. Many people were psyched for Composted, which definitely surprised the fuck out of me.

Composted was my favorite band last night. Mark, would you be a dove and send a real tender jammer out to "ALL SLUTS WHO GOT DROPPED OFF TONIGHT" next time?

HA! You don't even know the half of what I listen to. I try to be musically diverse.

they always seem to be making new genres....

i was there in spirit. like ghost dad.

so you brought the puddin'

fuck yeah i did. i was floating around in the corner eating pudding. no one could hear me though, cuz i hadnt learned how to ghost talk yet.

Haha, will do sir. Will do.

as far as jail bait goes with me,. i'm not really pissed that i missed the jail bait. i'm pissed that i missed TERRIFYING the jail bait.

see id be sad i missed the jailbate and then realize that i missed out on the chance to terrify them

yeah you try.....too hard.

i'll just haunt the jail bait in their dreams tonight like a death metal freddy krueger. A nightmare on slam st part 3: the slam warriors

ha! Nightmare on Slam St. brilliant.

Thems bitches in the assy jeans DEFINITELY got a nocturnal visitations from my GG Rapestache... in theys dreams

FALSE.