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returntothepit >> discuss >> TYAG TOUR KICK OFF!!! April 7th @ Welfare Records by MarkFuckingRichards on Feb 27,2008 12:17pm
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April 2008red means cancelled
toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 27,2008 12:17pm



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 27,2008 12:17pm
thats a lot of hurting



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 27,2008 12:18pm
This show is brutalliciously slamtasmagorical.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 27,2008 12:20pm
im just happy ill be back in time for this, i think ha



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Feb 27,2008 12:48pm
I can't even begin to fathom how good this show is going to be.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 27,2008 12:54pm
Don't worry, we'll find a way to make it suck!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 27,2008 1:03pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
This show is brutalliciously slamtasmagorical.


It's slamtastic.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 27,2008 1:06pm
me mark and eliot will be doing 2 sets in a row. WE'LL be hurting



toggletoggle post by blue  at Feb 27,2008 1:09pm
this show is going to suck.

I mean whoa guy this show is sew brewtul.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 27,2008 1:12pm
br00t4l



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 27,2008 1:19pm
Fuck this show.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Feb 27,2008 2:39pm
whoever set this up is more gay than lack of ravioli.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 27,2008 2:40pm
Fuck this show in the liver in the face.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 27,2008 2:41pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
me mark and eliot will be doing 2 sets in a row. WE'LL be hurting


IDFC GTFO



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Feb 27,2008 2:44pm
I'm skipping school to go to this shiiiiiiit.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 27,2008 2:51pm
acronyms is the new metal



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Feb 27,2008 2:55pm
Make sure you save enough energy for Rocko's the next day cause my band is playing with you.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood   at Feb 27,2008 7:06pm
this show is going to smell worse than a garbage fire



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 27,2008 7:30pm
Maybe Composted will just dress up as garbage fires to ensure the fact that this show does indeed smell worse than a garbage fire.

Don't worry CTB, there will be much energy left over.

Also, I'll be sending you a better version of the Cadaveric Manifesto logo as soon as I finish making a flyer for that show. I noticed part of the right side is not lined up correctly and it's eating away at me, haha.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Feb 27,2008 7:33pm
I need a grocery list for Rich Horror.

AND THERE WILL BE NO RAVIOLI MARK



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 27,2008 7:40pm
Grant, if you know what's good for you, you'll put ravioli on that motherfucking list. It's now part of TYAG's guarantee. Deal with it, son.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 27,2008 7:41pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Grant, if you know what's good for you, you'll put ravioli on that motherfucking list. It's now part of TYAG's guarantee. Deal with it, son.


i thought it was a dumptruck full of deepfried ravioli



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 27,2008 7:43pm
YES. A dumptruck full of deep fried ravioli. Sean, I'd be lost without you.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 27,2008 7:50pm
hey its why im here man, lookin out for MFR



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Feb 27,2008 7:52pm
I ain't fuckin around i want a list. Spending limit of $13.37 and it has to be < 12 items. regular checkout is fo faygits.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Feb 27,2008 7:56pm
this is very likely to start later. Need to speak to some niggaz.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 27,2008 7:57pm
Everyone should take note that Grant Evans is the world's most professional promoter and should not be fucked with. This man knows.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 27,2008 7:57pm
Why are black people going to tell you when the show is supposed to start?



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 27,2008 7:58pm
as the singer of the composted. i demand swedish fish!!!! not the big ones. the tiny ones you can smoosh and make easier to chew!!



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 27,2008 8:01pm
I'm the only normal one left around here. I'm a black Jew, I'm half drunk and I cant read.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Feb 27,2008 8:04pm
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]
as the singer of the composted. i demand swedish fish!!!! not the big ones. the tiny ones you can smoosh and make easier to chew!!


DUDE done. I munch on those daily.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 27,2008 8:07pm
You also munch on t3h b4llz nightly LELL OH LELL.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Feb 27,2008 8:09pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Everyone should take note that Grant Evans is the world's most professional promoter and should not be fucked with. This man knows.


I am one small step for slam but one giant leap for slamkind.

MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Why are black people going to tell you when the show is supposed to start?


I like to let them think that they have some type of power other than fueling 93% of the watermelon industry.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 27,2008 8:18pm
i might walk up to the store and grab a bag of sea life. the cute, chewy sea life. not the scary, dark water sea life with the sharp teeth and glow heads. . .



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 27,2008 8:20pm edited Feb 27,2008 8:21pm
The other 7% of the watermelon industry is fueled by me alone, but there is slated to be a drastic rise in the Mark Fucking Richards:Watermelon consumption ratio in 2008. Expect at least 25% of all watermelon to be purchased, consumed, and recycled into the earth by me.

"I am one small step for slam but one giant leap for slamkind" is one of the greatest things I've ever heard in my life. Rich Horror should also be noted as saying, "When slam stops being polite and starts getting real," earlier this week. This week in SLAM has been brought to you by the letter brutal and the number breakdown.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 27,2008 8:23pm
post by MarkFuckingRichards at Feb 27,2008 8:20pm

The other 7% of the penis industry is fueled by me alone, but there is slated to be a drastic rise in the Mark Fucking Richards:man-dick consumption ratio in 2008. Expect at least 25% of all cock to be purchased, consumed, and recycled into the earth by me.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Feb 27,2008 8:27pm
I'd be interested in seeing the Mark Fucking Richards: female-dick consumption ratio for 2008



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 27,2008 8:28pm
the female dick is a mystical weapon



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 27,2008 8:31pm
I am seriously worried for myself.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Feb 27,2008 8:31pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Maybe Composted will just dress up as garbage fires to ensure the fact that this show does indeed smell worse than a garbage fire.

Don't worry CTB, there will be much energy left over.

Also, I'll be sending you a better version of the Cadaveric Manifesto logo as soon as I finish making a flyer for that show. I noticed part of the right side is not lined up correctly and it's eating away at me, haha.


Thanks!! We've already used the logo for our demos and we're supposed to have shirts printed soon. Get it to me ASAP!!



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Feb 27,2008 8:34pm
Proteus must play The Ballistic Ball or they're off the show.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Feb 27,2008 8:36pm
Archaeon said[orig][quote]
Proteus must play every show.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 27,2008 8:36pm
do not fear mark fucking richards, your corn hole be safe. . . for now. . .



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 27,2008 8:49pm
:(



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Feb 27,2008 8:58pm
not fo long



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 27,2008 9:06pm
Fuck a grocery list, just buy me cement so I can close all of my holes for good.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Feb 27,2008 9:13pm
Brutal No. 2 would object. they're always in need of a few good orifices.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 27,2008 9:15pm
Archaeon said[orig][quote]
I need a grocery list for Rich Horror.

AND THERE WILL BE NO RAVIOLI MARK


That's right! Let's fight the tyrrany of raviolio! Which is faggits.

I need some whipped cream, chocolate sauce, whoopie pies, chocolate eclairs and chocolate creme pies.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 27,2008 9:16pm
The orifices of Dr. Mark Fucking Richards, Ph.D. are closed for business.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 27,2008 9:16pm
Oh yeah, and baked beans. And I need them pleasantly warm by the time we go on.

This list isn't over by a long shot.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Feb 27,2008 9:17pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Archaeon said[orig][quote]
I need a grocery list for Rich Horror.

AND THERE WILL BE NO RAVIOLI MARK


That's right! Let's fight the tyrrany of raviolio! Which is faggits.

I need some whipped cream, chocolate sauce, whoopie pies, chocolate eclairs and chocolate creme pies.


done.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 27,2008 9:18pm
Oh man, I'm gonna be in a feeding frenzy at this... I'm probably gonna end up cannibalizing the front row of spinkickers.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Feb 27,2008 9:19pm
just send me a fucking list. and it'll be all up in yo butt like that tip of the black penis. just the tip, nothing gay.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 27,2008 9:20pm
I could totally get fucked by a dude if it was just the tip. The tip is, like, not bad.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 27,2008 9:27pm
i'll drink to that!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 27,2008 9:33pm
It was purple, not black. That dildo may make an appearance at the show.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 27,2008 9:33pm
Not may. Will. Prepare to get sexed up, faggots.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Feb 27,2008 9:36pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
It was purple, not black. That dildo may make an appearance at the show.


well it will be there but not visible.



toggletoggle post by Dankill in Louisiana at Feb 27,2008 9:38pm
The fact that this is on a Monday makes it possible that I could go.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 27,2008 9:40pm
pffft daniel white you dont go to shows



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 27,2008 9:41pm
i dont even know if I can go to this show. i might have to blow my boss at this point or something. . .



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Feb 28,2008 12:34am
Archaeon said[orig][quote]
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]
i dont even know if I can go to this show. i might have to blow my boss at this point or something. . .

guys give the best blowjobs anyway


He knows what he's talking about.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 28,2008 12:15pm
Archaeon said[orig][quote]
I am one small step for slam but one giant leap for slamkind.


hahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Feb 28,2008 1:04pm
Where's my logo, biznatch!?!?!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 28,2008 2:54pm
Tonight, son. Tonight!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 28,2008 2:55pm
Tonight. You.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 28,2008 3:04pm
That's 2 nights in a row, Rich. Cut me some slack here.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 28,2008 3:04pm
I'll cut that ass some slack, and I don't even know what that means.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 28,2008 3:04pm
fight fight fight



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 28,2008 3:09pm
I'm getting wet.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 28,2008 3:09pm
Me and Mark are too busy eating to fight.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 28,2008 3:12pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Me and Mark are too busy eating to fight.


multitask motherfucker



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 28,2008 3:13pm
Rich, look at the cupcake that was left as a comment on my MySpace and we'll be even busier eating. Goddamn. Sexiest cupcake I have ever seen in my life.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 28,2008 3:14pm
I wish that shit was for real, and in front of me, and the size of a basketball.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 28,2008 3:16pm
Haha, no kidding. I'm going to make sure I get at least one at regular size.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 28,2008 3:17pm
And it only cost you an italian sausage, BOING



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 28,2008 3:20pm
Hahahaha, HIIIYYOOOOOO.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Feb 28,2008 3:21pm
i will be there.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 28,2008 3:22pm
OMG REVEALED



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Feb 28,2008 6:55pm
We need 76.25 people to go for me to be able to pay all the bands without losing money. Get on this shit bitches.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 28,2008 7:02pm
if im in town ill def be there



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Feb 28,2008 8:17pm
Archaeon said[orig][quote]
We need 76.25 people to go for me to be able to pay all the bands without losing money. Get on this shit bitches.

get a Merrimac valley hardcore band to open like have heart and there will be a line out the door.



toggletoggle post by CMTAIB at Feb 28,2008 8:19pm
xanonymousx said[orig][quote]
Archaeon said[orig][quote]
We need 76.25 people to go for me to be able to pay all the bands without losing money. Get on this shit bitches.

get Cut My Throat As I Bled to play and there will be a line out the door.


Fixed/backed



toggletoggle post by Septic MOuntain Fountain at Feb 29,2008 6:06pm
I've decided that this will be fun.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Feb 29,2008 6:12pm
Archaeon said[orig][quote]
We need 76.25 people to go for me to be able to pay all the bands without losing money. Get on this shit bitches.


How much is TYAG charging for the show?



toggletoggle post by Paul 2 at Feb 29,2008 6:47pm
Proteus is charging exactly 89 cents. No more no less. Its a serious fucking issue..... thats a frigging nip of old thomson right there. GOOD DAY TO YOU KIND GENTLEMEN. oh wait you were talking about tyag..FUCK IM DRUHK.....SHAT i gotta drive.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Feb 29,2008 6:52pm
89 cents should be the rate for all bands playing their homestate but that's just me.



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Feb 29,2008 6:54pm
nuh-uh, the AVR contract we signed said we had to ask 450 for every show.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 29,2008 7:22pm
all I demand for this show is some linked sausage and 3 of grant's female friends.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Feb 29,2008 7:40pm
BSV said[orig][quote]
Archaeon said[orig][quote]
We need 76.25 people to go for me to be able to pay all the bands without losing money. Get on this shit bitches.


How much is TYAG charging for the show?


not that much, like half of what they're asking for other tour dates.

LOL at $450 per show.




toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Feb 29,2008 7:41pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
all I demand for this show is some linked sausage and 3 of grant's female friends.


well this could be arranged, if you get the composted bitches all up in my g thang baybay.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 29,2008 7:46pm
It's nothing to do with TYAG's guarantee, it's that Grant needs to buy a small grocery store for me.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 29,2008 9:07pm
TYAG asks for $1K in small, unmarked bills wrapped around a gross of glass harmonicas full of Diet Coke.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Feb 29,2008 11:41pm edited Feb 29,2008 11:42pm
I seriously can't wait to play with you guys. It will be such an honor.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 29,2008 11:56pm
It will definitely be a damn good time!



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 1,2008 12:09am
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
glass harmonicas full of Diet Coke.


you are so getting sued for stealing Mitch's bit Mark. youre going down



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 1,2008 12:43am
I can't get sued by a dead man.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 1,2008 2:48am
ConquerTheBaphomet said[orig][quote]
I seriously can't wait to play with you guys. It will be such an honor.


hahaha fucking nerd. Go fuck your girlfriend you queerboy.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 1,2008 3:39pm
God bless whiskey part II.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Mar 1,2008 3:44pm
I'd totally do TYAG, omg wuv you.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 1,2008 3:45pm
GO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN, FAGGOT



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Mar 1,2008 3:46pm
well im already doing composted. so im all set.



toggletoggle post by Septic Mountain Fountain at Mar 1,2008 3:50pm
Archaeon said[orig][quote]
well im already doing composted. so im all set.


How you gonna run the show while handling all that diirrrtay deeeock???



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Mar 1,2008 3:51pm
I'm a man of many talents and fucking composted while running a show is one of them.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 1,2008 4:02pm
you are a man among men



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood   at Mar 2,2008 10:15am
i can't wait to honor conquer with my presence



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Mar 2,2008 11:51am
I'm pretty sure we also need a flyer for the April 8th show at Rockos, are you gonna be taking care of that one Mark?



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Mar 2,2008 12:30pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
ConquerTheBaphomet said[orig][quote]
I seriously can't wait to play with you guys. It will be such an honor.


hahaha fucking nerd. Go fuck your girlfriend you queerboy.


You're just mad it's not YOU, Rich.

PIZZANG!!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 2,2008 2:25pm
I can fuck you whenever I want, obviously. Welcome to Oz, bitch.



toggletoggle post by Dankill in Louisiana at Mar 2,2008 9:42pm
I'll bring some foodstuff for Rich to swallow his sorrows with.



toggletoggle post by Septic Mountain Fountain at Mar 3,2008 11:30am
Bill Cosby will be attending this show with plenty of Jello Gellatin to fulfill all of Richard of Horror's desires




toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 3,2008 4:01pm
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
I'm pretty sure we also need a flyer for the April 8th show at Rockos, are you gonna be taking care of that one Mark?


Yep, I'll be hopefully finishing it with the TYAG tour flyers tonight/tomorrow!



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 5,2008 2:54pm
bump



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 9,2008 9:07pm
If TYAG plays a particular breakdown out this. I will disembowel myself on the spot.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 10,2008 3:39pm
MSD or MFR tell me if this breakdown is possible



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 10,2008 3:42pm
are you reffering to a breakdown that involves you pointing at me?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 10,2008 3:49pm
nono the one that goes

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun bro bro bree bro bree.



toggletoggle post by CMTAIB at Mar 10,2008 3:54pm
we play that one all the time...
therefore we are not allowed to play in any establishment.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 10,2008 3:57pm
archaeon said[orig][quote]
nono the one that goes

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun bro bro bree bro bree.


ohhhhh that one. I was thinking of the one that goes:

jud jud jud jud jud jud jud judjud jud jud jud jud jud jud jud judjud jud jud jud jud jud jud jud judjud bree bree bro bree bro.



toggletoggle post by CMTAIB at Mar 10,2008 4:04pm
damn that ones tight...... crisp.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 10,2008 4:12pm
the SPFFTIOAFH (devon you fucking douchebag) break nigga.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 10,2008 4:52pm edited Mar 10,2008 4:52pm
I officially have no idea what you are talking about :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2008 4:52pm
Grant, you're scaring me. Please send me a message on MySpace and tell me what breakdown you are talking about. Otherwise we will not play ANY breakdowns, at all. All slams will be converted into cool jazz.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 10,2008 4:56pm
you guys need to get slammed-on-phonics



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 10,2008 5:19pm edited Mar 10,2008 5:25pm
Come watch us masturbate each other at TYAG practice tonight, Grant.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 10,2008 5:24pm
arggggg, i wish.



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Mar 10,2008 5:30pm
d00d will yew guyz play opennn concave asswound?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2008 5:33pm
Yes. Yes we will.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 10,2008 6:09pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
Come watch us masturbate each other at TYAG practice tonight, Grant.


let me know when you niggas are practice next week. myspace massage me. yes massage. like a body massage.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Mar 10,2008 6:48pm
Sooooo gay, queer.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Mar 10,2008 7:08pm
If I don't get in on this action I'll have to jack off using my own tears as lube.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 10,2008 7:12pm
you'll probably be in english class faygit



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Mar 10,2008 7:14pm
I'd jack off in english class.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood   at Mar 10,2008 7:41pm
UR JACKIN'



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 11,2008 4:28am
Oh, you missed out, Grant. We just wrote the most br00t4l1st song ever.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 11,2008 7:14am
i bet theres a part that goes

*ping* jug jug jug jug jug jugjug jug jug jug jug jug jug jug jugjug jug weeee jug jug jug jug jug jugjug jug jug



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 11,2008 11:06am
There most certainly are ping, jug and wee strewn daintily about said musical composition.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 17,2008 3:14pm
I brought the deposit for this yesterday.

Bands will be getting a message soon.



toggletoggle post by "the donald" at Mar 17,2008 5:39pm
I closed a 6.5 million dollar deal today in a half hour and then got a blow job.



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Mar 17,2008 5:43pm edited Mar 17,2008 5:44pm
Wow, I must be getting old, I can't read any of those logos lol.

Anyhow, I live in Haverhill and have no idea where this is, ...anyone?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 17,2008 5:47pm
if you go north on 495 and take exit 49 then take a right you just follow that street until you see the white hen and its right next to that.

shouldn't bother coming after 9:30 you'll only catch the last few songs of TYAG set and well they suck.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 5:54pm
We suck hardcore.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 17,2008 5:55pm
mike i wanna come see you faggots practice before the show. whats the deal son.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 6:02pm
As soon as we're not all struggling to breath you're welcome down any time. I'll definitely let you know. I don't envision a practice happening today or tomorrow though. I'll keep everybody in the loop as to whether I survive the night.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 17,2008 6:05pm
I get to see Composted, Dysentery, TYAG and Proteus 2 times in 5 days. YES.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Mar 17,2008 7:23pm
dyingmuse said[orig][quote]
Wow, I must be getting old, I can't read any of those logos lol.

Anyhow, I live in Haverhill and have no idea where this is, ...anyone?


It is right next too the White Hen on River St.

When I go I normally park at the train station and walk over the newly rebuilt bridge.
But there is normally Street parking if you get there early enough.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 23,2008 1:41pm
rfdyfhdfg



toggletoggle post by markfuckingrichards  at Mar 23,2008 2:51pm
My lady friend is going to be bringing a large portion of her family to this show...including her mother. I wonder if she'll end up disowning her after seeing the horrendous acts of slam that will occur at this show.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 23,2008 3:03pm
everyone should bring their parents to this, especially if they're dead.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 27,2008 6:58am
go ta thisssss



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 30,2008 12:39pm
swedish fish are delicious. Discuss



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood   at Apr 1,2008 3:43pm
bump



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 1,2008 4:26pm
go to me



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 1,2008 4:28pm
i want to go...someone drive my blind ass there so i can say farewell to my boys.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 1,2008 4:37pm
Danielle, we'll have room on our roof, haha!



toggletoggle post by cmtaib at Apr 1,2008 4:48pm
next week will be br00tal.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 1,2008 4:53pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Danielle, we'll have room on our roof, haha!


haha ride on a roof and then get stranded in ct? pfft.

for real.. someone going from boston/south shore.. work it out, get me here and home.




toggletoggle post by cmtaib at Apr 1,2008 5:50pm
white hen pantry never saw soo many brootal kids in their life.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 1,2008 5:51pm
haha that reminds me we went there after dysentery played there and the cashier was wearing a godsmack shirt. i luld



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 2,2008 6:49am
I had a dream that no one came to this show, it was just me and terminally. Then, i had sex with all of them.

Please, don't let this happen, spare their anuses.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 2,2008 7:08am edited Apr 2,2008 7:10am
i might have room elle-sore-ass-rex.





toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 2,2008 4:31pm
i see wut yar did there



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 2,2008 6:18pm
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
i might have room elle-sore-ass-rex.





let me knooooow. myspace me or something. get my digits from mark.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Apr 2,2008 6:20pm
the fact that i spelt my user handle wrong makes me think of sars.. elle sars ass rex.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Apr 5,2008 1:25am
so can i get a ride to this shit or what



toggletoggle post by Septic Mountain Fountain at Apr 5,2008 8:18am
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
so can i get a ride to this shit or what


I thought you was out on tourzzz



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Apr 5,2008 12:18pm
we was till two days ago, ran into some promoters who dont wanna pay some bands. which meant we dropped off the tour, sucks hard cause i didnt even care about the first half of the tour i was more excited about the half of the tour when we left the VR dates.

oh well we go back out next month, so whats up with a ride to tonights shindig and this lil bash



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 5,2008 8:36pm
Sean, are you guys still playing Murderfest and the couple dates with TYAG?



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Apr 5,2008 8:39pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Sean, are you guys still playing Murderfest and the couple dates with TYAG?


no def not, zach might still be going to murderfest but jesse was dropped off in st. louis and im home.

so unless you know something i dont, i dont think Strong Intention is playing anymore shows this month.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Apr 5,2008 8:39pm
oh yeah i still need a ride to this shindig



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 5,2008 8:57pm
Good lord. I hope we're still on that Vital Remains show in Yonkers then! I'll have to talk to Zach tonight.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Apr 5,2008 9:03pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Good lord. I hope we're still on that Vital Remains show in Yonkers then! I'll have to talk to Zach tonight.


yeah i def think you should get on that



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 5,2008 9:05pm
Good thing he's keeping us informed on this matter. Christ.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Apr 5,2008 9:07pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Good thing he's keeping us informed on this matter. Christ.


hey if you had to wipe tony's ass everyday youd forget to make other phone calls too.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 5,2008 9:08pm edited Apr 5,2008 9:09pm
mark go on AIM



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 5,2008 9:12pm
AIM is fucked on my computer and boots me off every 2 seconds. Call me if you need to.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 5,2008 9:13pm
I'll just send you a message cus i don't want a mark richards style boner.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 5,2008 9:23pm
Haha, yes you do. Believe me. You do.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 5,2008 9:34pm
A Mark Richards style boner. I has one.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 5,2008 9:40pm
I call that the Mark Richards Special, since it is more than just a boner. It's an experience shared only with those who deserve it.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 5,2008 9:44pm
wut an onher! get it onher.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 5,2008 10:22pm
I get jokes.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 5,2008 10:28pm
get it



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Apr 5,2008 11:06pm
i'm gonna pretend to be the rev and go to three- five shows next week.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Apr 5,2008 11:19pm
i had my dad buy me a back pack for monday. i feel like a little kid on the first day of school. thanks pop. i got my pencils and my books. i'll make sure to bring an apple to the BREEcher. its a camo back pack too. so clearly i have to wear camo shorts with it to color co-ordinate. spread the word through the composted grapevine, we have to match for death metal pep rally. go team go.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Apr 5,2008 11:32pm
Speaking of the rev, is he not shooting this?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 6,2008 12:05am
I'm assuming he isn't since it's Monday and his radio show is on Monday...but it's later on Monday night, so maybe he can come to this since it's an early show. What say you, Aaron?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 6,2008 9:28am
TYAG is going on around nineish, so this should get out before ten.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Apr 6,2008 12:34pm
SHOOT THIS!



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 6,2008 12:52pm
i really doubt he wants to go to work all day then go to show then do his radio show till like 2 in the morning. fuck that shit.



toggletoggle post by Septic Mountain Fountain at Apr 6,2008 2:25pm
whoa, tomorrow



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Apr 6,2008 2:54pm
Septic%20Mountain%20Fountain said[orig][quote]
whoa, tomorrow


what time you guys rolling out to this, if there's room im trying to go



toggletoggle post by blue  at Apr 6,2008 2:55pm
if TYAG goes on exactly at 9, there is a scant chance that hell make the radio show. i say he wont take his chances.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 6,2008 3:13pm
5pm ona monday =



toggletoggle post by Septic Mountain Fountain at Apr 6,2008 3:15pm
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
Septic%20Mountain%20Fountain said[orig][quote]
whoa, tomorrow


what time you guys rolling out to this, if there's room im trying to go


try griff, he's the only one riding up from the hometown area...my guess is he'd be leaving at like 430ish to make it in time



toggletoggle post by Godlessrob at Apr 6,2008 6:39pm
Brandon and I are going. W3 where do you live/ if you still need a ride and it's not tooooo far outta the way we'll scoop you. We will be leaving the Middleboro area around 6. I hope!



toggletoggle post by blue  at Apr 6,2008 6:43pm
sweet!



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Apr 6,2008 6:58pm
Godlessrob said[orig][quote]
Brandon and I are going. W3 where do you live/ if you still need a ride and it's not tooooo far outta the way we'll scoop you. We will be leaving the Middleboro area around 6. I hope!


yeah i live out in natick



toggletoggle post by Septic Mountain Fountain at Apr 6,2008 9:32pm
anyone know where the haverhill commuter rail station is in relation to the venue?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 6,2008 9:51pm
http://www.mbta.com/schedules_and_maps/rail/lines/?route=HAVRHILL

see where it says 113 closest to the train stop. Thats about where it is.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Apr 6,2008 10:06pm
dysentery will in absolutely best behaviour for this show.

ive also decided that aaron should in fact attend this show, he's working like not even 20 minutes from the venue. and if TYAG is done by 930, you'll be in durham no problem for the show.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Apr 6,2008 10:59pm edited Apr 6,2008 11:00pm
blue said[orig][quote]
dysentery will in absolutely best behaviour for this show.

ive also decided that aaron should in fact attend this show, he's working like not even 20 minutes from the venue. and if TYAG is done by 930, you'll be in durham no problem for the show.


Agreed.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 7,2008 3:17am
TYAG will be done by 9:35 if Composted goes on at the proposed set time (8:40). Composted has a 20 minute set, TYAG has a 30 minute set and we're only taking 5 minutes between the sets.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 7,2008 7:03am
operative term being "IF."



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 7,2008 11:31am
Haha, precisely.

Andabump.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood   at Apr 7,2008 1:16pm
What is the power load handling at Welfare? Is quad-cabbing out of the question?



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 7,2008 1:20pm
haha!!



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 7,2008 1:24pm
quad cabin at welfare = bringing a bazooka to a fist fight.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 7,2008 1:54pm
hours away!



toggletoggle post by Septic Mountain Fountain at Apr 7,2008 2:22pm
any chance of me borrowing a cab from someone?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 7,2008 2:43pm
Guitar cab? you can use mine.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 7,2008 2:45pm
Dave maggot will be so happy with the treat i just bought at cvs



toggletoggle post by Septic Mountain Fountain at Apr 7,2008 2:54pm
you tha man, thanks!



toggletoggle post by shatteredliz   at Apr 7,2008 2:59pm
what are the rest of the tourdates? any shows in nyc?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 7,2008 2:59pm
mark richards doesn't answer my text messages after such a sweet night of love. i thought we had a bond mark. love.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 7,2008 3:02pm
check their myspace



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 7,2008 3:03pm
archaeon said[orig][quote]
mark richards doesn't answer my text messages after such a sweet night of love. i thought we had a bond mark. love.
mark does that to all the guys. he never returned my messages after the last time we exchanged ravioli sauce. what a fucking whore he is. :(



toggletoggle post by shatteredliz   at Apr 7,2008 3:04pm
yeah, i tried, but my computer won't go there for some reason...



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 7,2008 3:17pm



toggletoggle post by shatteredliz   at Apr 7,2008 3:19pm
Ahhh...Thanks!



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Apr 7,2008 3:21pm
shit i thought this was tomorrow!...

damn i gots to get to haverhill tonight.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Apr 7,2008 3:49pm
What time is this show at?
Can someone give me a ride back to Lawrence after the show? Me still have no license and I'll miss the last bus back.

I've played a few of those places on your tour dates. Bernies in Columbus is pretty awesome. Last time I played there I was tripping my face off.
Hartleys in NJ was ok. Is that a Roy Fox show?
If this year's Murderfest is as good as last year's you will have a killer fucking time.



toggletoggle post by Septic Mountain Fountain at Apr 7,2008 3:55pm
ya I can hook you up with a ride back



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Apr 7,2008 4:21pm
Cool, thanks. I'll be the drunk guy.



toggletoggle post by Septic Mountain Fountain at Apr 7,2008 4:42pm
cool, ill be trying to play guitar in brutal #2



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Apr 7,2008 11:56pm
10 million more people should have been there tonight. What an awesome show.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 8,2008 6:57am
in actuality, there were more like 12 people there.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 8,2008 6:58am edited Apr 8,2008 6:59am
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
in actuality, there were more like 12 people there.


16 paying people totally different.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Apr 8,2008 7:02am
proteus: so sick and fucking loud. paul's feedback and shit in between songs is mindbending, especially if you is burnt up a bit. drew's bass was acting up a bit, but no stress shit happens.

brutal number 2: great stuff. more i see em, more i like em. def like all the slaps n taps on da bass. that off tempo slam in the song they played last kills me.

good luck to the tyag boys--



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 8,2008 1:51pm
Even though there were not too many people there, we had a fun time last night! We didn't expect many people to be there in the first place since it was a Monday night in New England, but at least the people there were actually into it. Huge thanks to Grant and anyone else who helped out with this show. Pictures will be up on our MySpace in just a few minutes!

Come see us in NH tonight ya fucks!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 8,2008 1:55pm
Shows at this place that don't have a big touring act don't do well, usually. And it's a punk place, so getting metal kids there might be rough too, who knows. It's a cool spot regardless.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 8,2008 1:56pm
Yeah, I figured that was the case. Even so, we had fun, especially when I got the van stuck in the back!



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Apr 8,2008 2:07pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Shows at this place that don't have a big touring act don't do well, usually. And it's a punk place, so getting metal kids there might be rough too, who knows. It's a cool spot regardless.


yeah i agree, if someone like have heart or maintain were playing the place would have been packed..... or anyof those edge day bands.
the place itself is awesome... but it gets extremely hot when 200+ people are down there.



toggletoggle post by Septic Mountain Fountain at Apr 8,2008 2:27pm
good show eventhough the weak turnout. I really liked this place alot, very nicely setup. Extra points for having the Rampage Arcade Game. 1st time seeing TYAG, just as good as I thought they'd be. Underbelly Lover kills!! Dysentery once again confirmed they are the sultans of slam. Haven't seen the dudes in Proteus in a while, it was good to get some beers with Paul and catch up n shit. My ears are still ringing from all that feedback! Hope the road life runs smoothly for the TYAG guys.



toggletoggle post by lovesthecahk at Apr 9,2008 1:11am
That band with all the feed back, that sucked. I think composted was has the best stage presence. Goodluck on tour mark!



toggletoggle post by lovesthecahk at Apr 9,2008 1:12am
-was



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 28,2008 10:26pm
http://munster-iv.blogspot.com/2008/04/ter...inally-your-aborted-ghost-with.html

found this the other day because imma fag. written by our own xanonx.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 28,2008 10:27pm
why doesn't he do that for more shows here?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 29,2008 3:02pm
he's got some good reviews on there



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 29,2008 3:09pm
I believe that's HeavensJail's blog, not xanonymousx...unless they're the same dude...my brain hurts now.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Apr 29,2008 3:10pm
That's pretty cool.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 29,2008 3:15pm
oops, whatever. damn interwebz



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 29,2008 3:18pm
yeah, that's heavensjail. he seriously rules. I wish the scene around here had another 10 of him.



toggletoggle post by HeavensJail_nli at Apr 29,2008 3:22pm
yeah, that's me -- cover is completely blown now.

but seriously, thanks for the props -- I just need to get out to more shows now that my knee's working correctly again.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Apr 29,2008 3:25pm
and he bought an archaeon shirt

thx dewd



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Apr 29,2008 5:59pm
theres this middle aged lady who works at iparty that comes into my store. i should woo her so we can get a discount on costumes.



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