Phil anselmo
Jesse Leach
or
Burton Bell

the AIDS virus

meatloaf

Prince

Rick Derringer

Dirk Diggler

cheech

Shao Kahn

Jesse Leach

Without question jesse leach.

lou rawls.

chris barnes?

depends on which phil anselmo you are talking about. if this is vulgar-era phil, then yes. heroin phil is nothing to be trifled with

Hmm there's many factors to consider here... there's Anselmo's range, and the dulcet tones of Burton Bell, not to mention Jesse Leach's dynamic stage presence. It's a real toss up between these stallions of the rock and roll genre, but after all is said and done I think I'd have to go with either....

Captain Kangaroo
Chester Cheetah
or Mongoose McQueen

FAIL.

Yeti said:

win

i dunno...shao kahn would have awesome stage presence, but i think goro could do some mean death vocals

Goro would be on drums.

Yeti said:

QFT

Goro could be like Proscriptor McGovern and do backup vocals while drumming. guitar duties would be handled by Kano, he is definitely into metal, bass would be Mileena since she is obviously psycho and its cool to have chic bass players, and Mark's could hire the ultimate dude-brah, Stryker, for mosh security.

One of my friends in high school drew a band of all religious figures where Vishnu was the drummer, another fine choice.