You guys want to know what powerkok ordered at McDonalds while we were on our way to RI last night?

Seriously, he ordered:

1 Homestyle chicken strips dinner all LARGE.
2 Double Cheeseburgers.

Who the fuck could eat all of that?? Thats a pile of warm stewing shit all clumped up in his asshole in the morning SCREAMING to get out. No wonder every time I call him his girlfriend tells me that he can't talk because he's takin' a shit.

DAMN!!

then I ate a sesame bagel and cream cheese.
and, i didnt even crap....the bagel made its way out just about an hour ago.
then me n matty had more mcdonalds on the ride home
big n tasty and fries...

and it was only 1 double cheeseburger cuz the bitch fuct my order up.

eating is my favorite thing.

ahahah i think powerkok would get along with my two guitarist, they fucking devour every single thing in the world and clog the toliets where ever they go

I've watched my friend down two triple quarter pounders on multiple ocassions, with fries.

I would shit all over myself immediately after eating a mess like that.
I fucking pwned the toilet at Dunkin Donuts in Pawtucket so hard.

I pwn toilets!

ya for like 15 minutes! in a public shitter. thats unheard of.

Hahahaha what the hell does pwn stand for anyway??? I know what it means based on context, but no clue what it stands for.

its leet speak
pwn=own
pwnd=owned....counterstrike, my man.

hahahahaha yes counterstrike, that is what i recognize it from. I played that game for maybe a month and I hated society from then on.

that game consumed me for over a year. I no longer play it.

someone needs a colonic

oh man, do I EVER!!!
years and years of colonic plaque.
Plus an 's' hook that I ate when I was 2 that never came out.

now that might hurt coming out

ummm my asshole feels great!
=)