what we do know:
OP is not a nark
he has less money than tony stark
his skin is most likely not dark
his bite is nowhere near as bad as his bark
when it comes to playing drums he always hits the mark
he is more of a dolphin than a shark
he knows superman's real name is clark
his favorite animal is the aardvark
the lionsault move is his trademark
so using the power of deductive reason, we can conclude that the OP isssss.....
