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returntothepit >> discuss >> ITT: Everyone point and laugh at "Still Well Angel" pay-to-playing an "audition for Warner Bros. Records" by xmikex on Nov 20,2014 11:13am
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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 20,2014 11:13am
Still Well Angel will be teaming up with Live Music Showcase and getting the opportunity to audition for a Warner Bros Rep. LIVE in Boston. This is a special event with limited amount of tickets. Get them NOW and get the chance to see SWA in our last performance of 2014 and the possibility of our last show as a non signed local band.
Tix are $20 for You and a GUEST and the show is 18 plus.


https://www.facebook.com/events/740913505999584/

Nooooooope.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by music is stupid at Nov 20,2014 11:20am
music is stupid



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 20,2014 11:39am
Good to see DYA singing again but I'm not sure about that hairdo.



toggletoggle post by too easy at Nov 20,2014 11:41am



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 20,2014 12:06pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Good to see DYA singing again but I'm not sure about that hairdo.


DYA + The Hardy Brothers + Doritos



toggletoggle post by Judge at Nov 20,2014 12:12pm
......this is a joke right? this band is one of the worst things i've ever heard on par w/ our friend tommy "abrahamassacre" dicenso



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 20,2014 12:26pm
Great opportunity for this band. I'll just leave this bio right here (tl;dr):

Powerful riffs, unforgettable lyrics, originality, energy and passion are just a few words to
describe Still Well Angel, a hard rock/metal band from the Boston area. They
have taken their personalities and created one power group. Music is their drive; they
dream it, eat it and live it. They put their hearts into every song they write and every
performance they give.

In 1999 identical twins Sean and Stephen and collage friend Kevin Fisher created Still Well Angel. They began playing shows, recording and competing in Battles of the Bands. In 2000 Still Well Angel had their radio debut when Boston local station Rock 101 began playing the bands first single “Proof”. Requests came pouring in. The band continued performing at local clubs and local festivals, like Hempfest and Laconia Bike Week. In February 2002 Still Well Angel recorded their second single "Dream" another local radio hit. Then in 2005 they won New Hampshire Technical Institute’s Battle of the Bands and were awarded “Best Local Band” of 2005. Their local status continued to grow leading the band to share the stage with national recording artists Powerman 5000, Ra, Adema, The Misfits, Nonpoint, Nullset, Tantric, Dr. Chud’s X-Ward, Sardonica (two Misfits’ by-products), Trash Light Vision (featuring Acey Slade of Murderdolls and DOPE) and Virginia’s Bella Morte.

Then in October 2009, after a short hiatus, Still Well Angel headed back to the studio to record a six song EP, a preview of their debut album “The Khaos” set to be released in late 2013. In February 2011 they released their EP, with great success, as they returned to the big stage with Hinder and Saving Abel. They toured the New England scene promoting their EP. That summer they shared the stage with national artists, Candlebox, Alterbridge, and Theory of a Deadman.
In the fall of 2011, to help promote their upcoming Halloween show with Hed PE, the guys did a meet and greet with fans plus an interview with CNEU Rock Radio and became “Band of the Month” on CNEU.

Still Well Angel has also supported local charities when given the opportunity. On March 5th 2011 Still Well Angel joined with KROCKS who teamed up with the Kiwanis Club of Manchester. The band donated their equipment and on stage performing knowledge to help raise money and music performance to students in a battle of the bands. All money raised was donated to local nonprofit youth organizations. Then April 2011 they teamed up with Stop the Bleeding an organization that raises money for under-funded shelters of all kinds - homeless shelters, battered women shelters, and any organizations providing support for the homeless. A Tribute to the Homeless 7 was a great success. 100% of the proceeds were donated to the Bread and Jams Day Center, a soup kitchen and homeless help center in Cambridge. The two teamed up again in September for the Rock Show 9, a great success. 100% of the proceeds from this show were donated to the Matta Home, a shelter for homeless veterans in Brockton. In May 2011 Still Well Angel performed at Woofstock, a charity music festival put on by White Mountain Foster & Rescue, a non-profit organization which saves and places dogs and puppies in forever homes.
In August of 2012 the band headed to Vermont, Ma for Hungerfest to help Raise Money for the fall mountain food Shelf. The concert was a complete success and they were invited to come back next year. They then joined with New England Concerts for the 1st Annual Merrimack Valley Music Festival this festival which showcased some of the best original rock and metal bands from the Merrimack Valley. A portion of the money from each ticket sold was donated to National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.
That next month in September they signed a 2 year contract with Sweet Sounds Music and Management along with a worldwide distribution for their 4 song EP that is being released by Republic/Sweetsounds digitally worldwide. As the holidays approached on the 20th of November they paired up again with “Stop the Bleeding” for another charity event in Boston to help raise money for the Nashua Soup Kitchen for Thanksgiving.

On Tuesday Jan 8, 2013 There EP “Kalm Befor the Khaos” was released on Itunes USA, Japan, Canada, Asia, Australia and became available at Emusic and Iheart Radio. Around Xmas time of 2012 SWA and CNEU rock radio joined together for “Metal for Tots” collecting toys for the “Toys for Tots” program and donated some of their SWA T-shirts for a Online Auction and Fundraising Charity for Hurricane Sandy Relief,. During their December concerts the also shared the stage with 90’s metal/punk band Green Jello. In mid January there were nominated for a Cidar Award for “Best band outside the VT and NH area.” Along with winning “Band of the Year” from CNEU Radio. With their powerful live performance has brought Still Well Angel much success over the last 13 years. There is no stopping this band from going to the top.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 20,2014 12:51pm
i mean this is good, but nowhere near Serenade II Darkness good.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 20,2014 12:54pm
This band has been around for 15 years? They're like the Thomas Jeffersons of Pay 2 Play.



toggletoggle post by grilled_dickcheese_sandwich at Nov 20,2014 12:57pm edited Nov 20,2014 1:04pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
This band has been around for 15 years? They're like the Thomas Jeffersons of Pay 2 Play.


More like GEORGE Jeffersons.

Does that make CSDO the Archie Bunker of Pay 2 Play?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 20,2014 1:07pm
What the fuck is Dr. Chud's X-Ward?



toggletoggle post by Judge at Nov 20,2014 1:20pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i mean this is good, but nowhere near Serenade II Darkness good.


contact them and set up a live showcase that will feature the presence of a "Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Records" label rep.



toggletoggle post by RTTP department of missed opportunities at Nov 20,2014 1:24pm
man i really wish i had hit up that meet and greet to promote their show with hed PE, would have probably been able to learn some new ways to make guys cum



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF NAMING NAMES at Nov 20,2014 1:55pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
What the fuck is Dr. Chud's X-Ward?


Dr. Chud was the drummer for the Misfits in the late 90's, and did drum work for one of Doyle's recent albums. Dr. Chud's X-Ward sucks hard.



toggletoggle post by grilled dickcheese sandwich at Nov 20,2014 2:02pm
grilled_dickcheese_sandwich said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
This band has been around for 15 years? They're like the Thomas Jeffersons of Pay 2 Play.


More like GEORGE Jeffersons.

Does that make CSDO the Archie Bunker of Pay 2 Play?

That makes you the King Thunderstool of Pay 2 Play



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Nov 20,2014 2:20pm
I can only imagine what would happen if Rich Bova joined this band.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 20,2014 2:34pm
Bova doesn't audition for labels. Labels audition for him.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 20,2014 3:52pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Good to see DYA singing again but I'm not sure about that hairdo.


;_;

You're just mad you don't get to pay to open for Dr. Chud’s X-Ward.



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPTARTMENT OF FACEBOOKS at Nov 20,2014 4:52pm
"We REALLY need to sell these tickets immediately! What they are looking for is for us to order a second batch. THAT'S where the "impression" comes from."



toggletoggle post by YOUR ALL JUST JELLOUS at Nov 20,2014 4:59pm



toggletoggle post by Wren Wriley at Nov 20,2014 5:35pm
I'm not into sucking off my identical twin but these guys shred at what they do!



toggletoggle post by Headbanging_Man at Nov 20,2014 6:22pm
the possibility of our last show as a non signed local band.


Looking forward to seeing this selling point in the listing for their next p2p gig!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 20,2014 6:54pm
Do you ever feel like these guys and Vatnett Viskar are essentially the same band but with a record label?



toggletoggle post by DYA is THE SINGER FROM STILL WELL ANGEL at Nov 20,2014 9:57pm
my secret's out



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 20,2014 10:11pm
You have a totally sweet hat in the AGT photo.



toggletoggle post by LongDeadGod_nli at Nov 21,2014 6:49am
Passion, drive, and unforgettable lyrics and the ability to play with signed bands are what make this band special, I wasn't really into them until I realized they had played with such amazing professional touring groups.



toggletoggle post by Shutup__Fagget at Nov 21,2014 7:25am
LongDeadGod_nli said[orig][quote]
Passion, drive, and unforgettable lyrics and the ability to play with signed bands are what make this band special, I wasn't really into them until I realized they had played with such amazing professional touring groups.






shutup_fagget



toggletoggle post by zuckerburg at Nov 21,2014 9:26am



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 21,2014 9:33am
Wow, easily trolled.



toggletoggle post by Judge at Nov 21,2014 9:46am
zuckerburg said[orig][quote]



5 bucks to the first person to drop a shutup_fagget on them



toggletoggle post by Grammar King at Nov 21,2014 9:58am
This delusional gentleman needs to understand how quotes work and when to use them.



toggletoggle post by grilled_dickcheese_sandwich at Nov 21,2014 10:00am
"I bet we BLOW YOU away."

Still Well Angel will BLOW YOU.



toggletoggle post by comment quote from band at Nov 21,2014 10:05am
"your still ignorant"


...




toggletoggle post by STILL IGNORANT ANGEL at Nov 21,2014 10:08am
we have invited OVER 1000 people to this show. does YOURE band even know 1000 people??? i bet not. HA HA HA.



toggletoggle post by LongDeadGod_nli at Nov 21,2014 10:39am
Why do they need label support if they're doing so well on their own? This guy claims to be making money just sitting at home off the bands music without the need to tour.



toggletoggle post by dress code at Nov 21,2014 11:18am
The real question is, what fine club attire are you wearing to pass the dress code at the warner bros dicksuck audition?

This is event is for a select few artists and Dress code for this event will be strictly enforced, upscale nightclub attire only: no tennis shoes, hats, t-shirts, hooded sweaters, gangster apparel, or sportswear will be tolerated. This is also a "RED CARPET EVENT" with media coverage and we have limited tickets for this event and need all to arrive at.3:45pm (Please allow an extra 15 minutes for parking and admission). Bill Millman of Warner Bros. Records will be there to watch us perform along with a private 1 on 1 meeting afterwards to talk about our performance. Its very important that we get as many Friends, Family, and fans at this event to cheer us on and help make this showcase a chance for SWA to get signed.





toggletoggle post by TimRiley at Nov 21,2014 11:22am
too bad this "Bill Millman" doesn't even work for Warner Bros. anymore according to his linkedin.




toggletoggle post by Lt Stillwell Dangle at Nov 21,2014 11:24am
LOL @ comparing dress code enforcement to literally fighting in war time.




toggletoggle post by accurate youtube comments at Nov 21,2014 11:34am



toggletoggle post by *slow clap* at Nov 21,2014 11:41am
I applaud Bill Millman for his obvious money grab attempt from these naive fools.

inb4 fb update

"Bill thought we did a great job but said we just dont have what it takes yet to make it in this cutthroat business. :("



toggletoggle post by RTTP WAYBACK MACHINE at Nov 21,2014 12:01pm
IN B4 CARL CHEDDARSMOOTH



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 21,2014 12:27pm
LOL. Well played, gentlemen. I wonder if they'll take Schrute Bucks.

Also, can someone tell me the exchange rate between Metal Thursdays and Schrute Bucks?




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 21,2014 12:33pm
I'm trying to work out a deal for discounted tickets to the audition if I wear the right clothes to their video shoot this Sunday in Andover. These guys drive a hard bargain.



toggletoggle post by Spydre at Nov 21,2014 12:39pm
This is the best thread since Bova.



toggletoggle post by Snowden at Nov 21,2014 12:41pm
"I love my music as much as my country. I will defend and entertain equally."



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 21,2014 12:44pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
I'm trying to work out a deal for discounted tickets to the audition if I wear the right clothes to their video shoot this Sunday in Andover. These guys drive a hard bargain.


I have a sequined halter top you can borrow.



toggletoggle post by grilled dickcheese sandwich at Nov 21,2014 12:48pm
False dickcheese is a big fat bitch!!!



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 21,2014 12:51pm
I'll wear that to the audition, but I still need something for the video shoot. Got anything to dress an ex-military frat boy that gets A's or B's in college?



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 21,2014 12:53pm
Sorry, dude. I can't help you with your dick problems. You might want to see a doctor about that.

I wish I had $18 for every time someone called me a big fat bitch.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 21,2014 12:54pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Got anything to dress an ex-military frat boy that gets A's or B's in college?


Khaki's and a popped collar?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 21,2014 12:56pm
Haha, that does seem to match my idea of what the typical SWA fan would wear.



toggletoggle post by a and b grade aryan fan at Nov 21,2014 1:05pm
Do they make SWA stickas?

I want some.



toggletoggle post by Judge at Nov 21,2014 1:26pm
even fell for what i can only imagine was one of Gorilla Music's patented schemes where the band sells the tickets in packs of TWO for $20 instead of $10/pop. typical p2p ticket selling scaaaaaam.



toggletoggle post by NH Brufaggotry at Nov 21,2014 1:30pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
Sorry, dude. I can't help you with your dick problems. You might want to see a doctor about that.

I wish I had $18 for every time someone called me a big fat bitch.

Go track down Duncan and get it from him! Or if you're willing to give me a share of it, I'll save you the trouble and have Megatron do it.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Nov 21,2014 1:35pm
Is it required to have painted red hair to be a member of the band?



toggletoggle post by grilled_dickcheese_sandwich at Nov 21,2014 1:49pm
BILL MILKMAN IS A FRAUD



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 21,2014 2:20pm
the Jef Whitehead look alike in the back wants nothing to do with this.




toggletoggle post by Bill Milkman, Talent Rep at Nov 21,2014 2:45pm
Anybody want to play a battle of the bands to potentially have the chance and privilege to open for Reveille and From Autumn To Ashes?



toggletoggle post by Spydre at Nov 21,2014 2:52pm
http://www.gofundme.com/stillwellangel

$250 out of a $50,000 goal over 9 months is pretty good! I can see why Warner Bros is chomping at the bit to sign them.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 21,2014 2:52pm
Can Joey Belladonna pay to get on this?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 21,2014 2:53pm
Spydre said[orig][quote]
http://www.gofundme.com/stillwellangel

$250 out of a $50,000 goal over 9 months is pretty good! I can see why Warner Bros is chomping at the bit to sign them.


Niiice.



toggletoggle post by doppelganger at Nov 21,2014 3:00pm
they look like composted in this pic




toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 21,2014 3:16pm
Spydre said[orig][quote]
http://www.gofundme.com/stillwellangel


So... They're doing stunts/challenges to get money. Hmmmm...

For $10, $20, $30 you can have ANY ONE member of Still Well Angel answer up to YOUR challenge.
For $50 you can get the WHOLE BAND to do a challenge.
Remember, we're NOT members of Jackass. So, we're not going to do anything that may severely hurt us or illegal. Public humiliation... fiiiiine!!!

So, help us reach our goal and ...get a good laugh while your at it.





toggletoggle post by Spydre at Nov 21,2014 3:18pm
Maybe playing this Live Music Showcase p2p gig is part of a public humiliation challenge put forth by a donor.



toggletoggle post by concerned online citizen at Nov 21,2014 3:42pm
can someone who actually still has facebook pleeeeeease post this thread to thier page?





toggletoggle post by grilled dickcheese sandwich at Nov 21,2014 3:47pm
grilled_dickcheese_sandwich said[orig][quote]
BILL MILKMAN IS A FRAUD

You're a fraud.



toggletoggle post by grilled dickcheese sandwich at Nov 21,2014 4:01pm
grilled%20dickcheese%20sandwich said[orig][quote]



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 21,2014 4:18pm
DYA%20is%20THE%20SINGER%20FROM%20STILL%20WELL%20ANGEL said[orig][quote]
my secret's out


That's it, you guys blew it, now I'm breaking up the band that I'm in (which is this band). This is why we can't have nice things.



toggletoggle post by FACEBOOK QUOTER at Nov 21,2014 4:18pm
FACEBOOK PIC


One, of which, is #1 (regionally) (on Reverbnation) (and not anywhere in reality) (which is also where we were ever nominated for a Grammy)



toggletoggle post by Spydre at Nov 21,2014 4:35pm
I linked to a place where you can buy tickets online (not from the band) and they deleted it. :(



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 21,2014 4:37pm
Same thing happened to me; I just wanted to see what time Major Label Representative was starting. (They put on a killer show.)




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 21,2014 4:39pm
Y'all are lacking the eloquence of Herbert Bossman.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 21,2014 4:42pm
looks like that wishing well has become....a still well.



toggletoggle post by reimroc from the grave at Nov 21,2014 4:59pm
can i get ride to this?



toggletoggle post by DYA is THE SINGER FROM STILL WELL ANGEL at Nov 21,2014 5:13pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
Spydre said[orig][quote]
http://www.gofundme.com/stillwellangel


So... They're doing stunts/challenges to get money. Hmmmm...

For $10, $20, $30 you can have ANY ONE member of Still Well Angel answer up to YOUR challenge.
For $50 you can get the WHOLE BAND to do a challenge.
Remember, we're NOT members of Jackass. So, we're not going to do anything that may severely hurt us or illegal. Public humiliation... fiiiiine!!!

So, help us reach our goal and ...get a good laugh while your at it.






bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 21,2014 5:17pm
Excited to start a band called Doris Murphy that blows the doors off this battle of the bands by accepting Metal Thursdays as payment.



toggletoggle post by Flashback Friday at Nov 21,2014 6:43pm
I remember the time Trash Mop got the opportunity to play for Bill Millman, and Terry was so doped up he fell asleep and missed the audition. Mr. Millman went to wake Terry up, and Terry became irate (only guy i knew that got violent on dope) and stabbed Bill in the thigh with a pen.
THEY COULD'VE BEEN HUGE, #1 on ReverbNation HUGE!



toggletoggle post by We're All Wondering at Nov 21,2014 9:36pm
At what point do we find out that Wren loves this band?



toggletoggle post by Tr00f at Nov 22,2014 3:31am



toggletoggle post by Relevant at Nov 22,2014 11:22am
Only Devlyn Sydus is suck.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by SWA_GoFundMe at Nov 23,2014 2:43am
Moar like GoFuckYourself

http://www.gofundme.com/stillwellangel



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Nov 23,2014 3:17am
For the good of America, we have fired the first shot.




toggletoggle post by Not Fake at Nov 23,2014 10:17am
Did these guys really reply eight times to one guy saying they suck? Say hi to howie mandel.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Nov 23,2014 11:26am edited Nov 23,2014 11:26am

I just realized who the vocalist sounds like.



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by ......... at Nov 23,2014 11:54am
This band is more clueless then S2D. "korner of khaos"



toggletoggle post by ......... at Nov 23,2014 11:59am
So, help us reach our goal and ...get a good laugh while your at it. The music industry is not cheap and neither is creating your own brand/company. We have so much planned coming for all of you in 2014 and lots of BIGGER things coming in 2015. To make this all work we NEED YOUR HELP. We have a list of things we need to raise money to help pay for the following:

* All new S.W.A. merchandise - shirts/tanks/stickers/thongs/posters, etc.

* 3-4 professional HD music videos

* No Halo (DEBUT Album)- recording/mastering/photoshoots/cover art work/Physical CD copies/packaging/bar coding/distribution -

* Our 2015 Tour - hotel/gas/food, etc.

* ALL new stage banners/props/lights/attire

* The ability to reserve a spot on a national tour which requires the purchase/sale of pre-arranged tickets (which entails a massive re-up on ALL merchandise and back to the hotel/gas/food, etc. thing)

* ONE HUGE fan appreciation (FREE/ALL AGES) show with national recording act YOU choose (scheduling/travel pending)





toggletoggle post by a serious poster at Nov 23,2014 2:24pm
One of these shitty band members banged my current girlfriend and I am pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by a serious poster at Nov 23,2014 2:25pm
nah ok I am lying lol these stuffed peppers don't nothing



toggletoggle post by kitten mittens at Nov 23,2014 2:57pm
Swa thongs haha



toggletoggle post by kitten mittens at Nov 23,2014 2:59pm
Cause i want my girlfriend wearing lingerie that symbolizes four WAAF buttrock "men"



toggletoggle post by truth at Nov 23,2014 3:31pm
http://youtu.be/ABWVIcBnhUc?t=26m22s

Sometimes the truth is funnier then the parody



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic at Nov 23,2014 3:50pm
We‘re%20All%20Wondering said[orig][quote]
At what point do we find out that Wren loves this band?


Now you do. Listened to it cus curiosity got the best of me. The word that comes to my mind is "boring" Not even laughably bad, just boring. Okay the lyrics are hilariously bad.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 24,2014 8:23am
I think that's the worst thing you've ever said about a band.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 24,2014 10:01am
This band exists on a plane somewhere between delusion and failed miscarriages.




toggletoggle post by RTTP department of rock star headware at Nov 24,2014 10:17am



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 24,2014 10:24am
......... said[orig][quote]
So, help us reach our goal and ...get a good laugh while your at it. The music industry is not cheap and neither is creating your own brand/company. We have so much planned coming for all of you in 2014 and lots of BIGGER things coming in 2015. To make this all work we NEED YOUR HELP. We have a list of things we need to raise money to help pay for the following:

* All new S.W.A. merchandise - shirts/tanks/stickers/thongs/posters, etc.

* 3-4 professional HD music videos

* No Halo (DEBUT Album)- recording/mastering/photoshoots/cover art work/Physical CD copies/packaging/bar coding/distribution -

* Our 2015 Tour - hotel/gas/food, etc.

* ALL new stage banners/props/lights/attire

* The ability to reserve a spot on a national tour which requires the purchase/sale of pre-arranged tickets (which entails a massive re-up on ALL merchandise and back to the hotel/gas/food, etc. thing)

* ONE HUGE fan appreciation (FREE/ALL AGES) show with national recording act YOU choose (scheduling/travel pending)




Judging by their age, this is less of a "we're making it!" and more of a "guys, we have to make it" plea for mercy from crushed dreams. And panhandling for hotel costs is grotesque.



toggletoggle post by Timriley at Nov 24,2014 10:37am
all new attire is my favorite



toggletoggle post by judge at Nov 24,2014 10:48am
I'd love to execute this faggot



toggletoggle post by serious peppers at Nov 24,2014 11:50am
you are all just a bunch of jealous bitches who cannot support the local, oh hey are those stuffed peppers?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Nov 24,2014 12:13pm
Robb Wells has a long history of being a delusional twat. If you have a couple of minutes, look into his old band State of Corrections.



toggletoggle post by NH Brufaggotry at Nov 24,2014 12:28pm
If anyone is willing to pay me $18, I'll gladly send Megatron to terminate this fagget.



toggletoggle post by legitimate question at Nov 24,2014 12:46pm
NH%20Brufaggotry said[orig][quote]
If anyone is willing to pay me $18, I'll gladly send Megatron to terminate this fagget.


Do we pay you or does the $18 go to your probation officer?



toggletoggle post by Snowden at Nov 24,2014 1:13pm
That dude's dead, doll's eyes in the hat ad pushed this from "funny" to "sad."



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic at Nov 24,2014 1:16pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Robb Wells has a long history of being a delusional twat. If you have a couple of minutes, look into his old band State of Corrections.


I was wondering about him, I saw that he's fb friends with a ton of friends of mine in the scene. I kinda figured he would be making better music then this with that type of connections around the area.



toggletoggle post by Timriley at Nov 24,2014 1:23pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 24,2014 1:29pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Robb Wells has a long history of being a delusional twat. If you have a couple of minutes, look into his old band State of Corrections.


good lord. I had completely forgotten that band existed. with good reason.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 24,2014 1:45pm
ITT: another top-notch thread for the archives

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=43660#bottom



toggletoggle post by Any volunteers? at Nov 24,2014 1:47pm
Ladies, don't miss out on the chance of a lifetime!




toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 24,2014 3:49pm
Still Well Angel: Homophobe Elite. Maybe they're hoping iTunes will pick up their music if they work on their hate speech.



toggletoggle post by ......... at Nov 24,2014 4:13pm
"an edgy look that brings out the rock star in you" Does that include the coffee ground and bleached dick beard?



toggletoggle post by robotpie at Nov 24,2014 5:00pm
Battle of the bands: Still Well Angel vs Serenade II Darkness...the fate of your debut Warner Bros record deal and the 29 confirmed attendees depends on it...



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 24,2014 5:02pm
robotpie said[orig][quote]
Battle of the bands: Still Well Angel vs Serenade II Darkness...the fate of your debut Warner Bros record deal and the 29 confirmed attendees depends on it...


What part of 750,000 FANS don't you get?
















I mean, other than how that could possibly be true, of course.



toggletoggle post by birthday boyz! at Nov 25,2014 10:02am
DYA%20is%20LEGAL%20LENS%20TWILL said[orig][quote]
robotpie said[orig][quote]
Battle of the bands: Still Well Angel vs Serenade II Darkness...the fate of your debut Warner Bros record deal and the 29 confirmed attendees depends on it...


What part of 750,000 FANS don't you get?



I mean, other than how that could possibly be true, of course.





The line for autographs must have been around the block with a fanbase like that!!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 25,2014 10:30am
how old are these guys? the painted nails, spiked bracelets and JNCO's are deceptive.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 25,2014 10:54am
If you haven't yet listened to the new single "Korner of Khaos", you must. It is magical.

And a word to the band, if you are going to have a "lyric" video, it would behoove you to ensure that the lyrics are grammatically correct.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 25,2014 11:12am
"To Robb, Practicing my autograph signature for the day someone actally asks for it. How's it look? Keep Shreddin, Robb"



toggletoggle post by CJ Peeper at Nov 25,2014 12:56pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
how old are these guys? the painted nails, spiked bracelets and JNCO's are deceptive.








hot topic guy fieri mall fags



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 25,2014 1:04pm edited Nov 25,2014 1:06pm


Figures, they never showed up.



toggletoggle post by All haircut at Nov 25,2014 1:06pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]


Figures, they never showed up.



Guess they didnt "feel" like "doing" the "legwork" to sell tickets.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Nov 25,2014 1:17pm



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 25,2014 1:49pm
Bad news, guys - looks like this is sold out.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 25,2014 1:54pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
If you haven't yet listened to the new single "Korner of Khaos", you must. It is magical.

And a word to the band, if you are going to have a "lyric" video, it would behoove you to ensure that the lyrics are grammatically correct.


lyric video

"THIS KHAOS HAS TAKING ME"


Weird - wouldn't have figured these guys for the whole 'Fago worship faux-Engrish thing.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 25,2014 1:54pm
"If you are not a false don't entry, because you'll be meeted and greeted'



toggletoggle post by isthissoldout at Nov 25,2014 1:55pm
i heard something about free trips to the moon being offered. can i get a ride to this??



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 25,2014 3:14pm


I'm pretty sure this is sold out.



toggletoggle post by robotpie at Nov 25,2014 4:46pm
Holy shit....

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by robotpie at Nov 25,2014 4:50pm
Fuck...their youtube channel is a goldmine.



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 25,2014 4:57pm
Are these the assholes that have been asking us about tickets? Fuck you



toggletoggle post by potential fan at Nov 25,2014 5:24pm
anonymous said[orig][quote]
Are these the assholes that have been asking us about tickets? Fuck you


I thought the show was sold out. No?



toggletoggle post by i dont get it at Nov 26,2014 8:22am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]


I'm pretty sure this is sold out.


is steve trying to get tickets to his own band?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 26,2014 8:33am
^Typical SWA Steve being viral on the internet!



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 26,2014 9:59am
You guys just don't understand The Biz.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 26,2014 9:59am
I graduated from the Eric Paone School of Music Management, I know.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 26,2014 10:31am
This thread, while delivering, is sadly lacking a response from the band.



toggletoggle post by the band at Nov 26,2014 10:41am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
This thread, while delivering, is sadly lacking a response from the band.
TAKE A LOAD OFF FANNAY, SHOOT THE LOAD RIGHT ON MY FACCCCCCE



toggletoggle post by Hardest working one-sided conversation at Nov 26,2014 11:20am
Screen caps don't do this justice, so here is the link.
https://www.facebook.com/events/732865983445748/

It's the ramblings of a delusional man talking to himself between both his personal page and the band's page. This is some serious Inverticrux type delusion of grandeur. Maybe they can work on a split 7" or at least teach each other how to fire a gun properly.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 26,2014 11:32am
^I have no words for my amazement.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 26,2014 11:43am
GET OFF MY PAGE!




toggletoggle post by what.the.fuck. at Nov 26,2014 12:02pm
The contents of the "event" in that link is unbelievable and absolutely horrifying! That has to be the most pathetic display that ive ever seen from a local band; written by someone who has huge issues with insecurity, and is very delusional, self absorbed, and passive aggressive.

I like how they go from: We need EVERYONE'S help/we need YOU to make this happen!

To: We are angry because nobody is paying attention to this and blowing us up with show offers - the hardest working band in New England doesnt need YOU! World domination happens without YOU!

Also: We are too good and work too hard to play bars and small clubs! First tour will be arenas and BIG venues only!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 26,2014 12:18pm
It's ok, that page is only a ghost, it was DONE and DELETED as of October 14th.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Nov 26,2014 12:20pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
GET OFF MY PAGE!



*golf clap*



toggletoggle post by Warner Bros. at Nov 26,2014 12:27pm
I tried listening to Still Well Fingel to see what the hardest working band in New England sounds like, but I didn't like it. The music was bad but the vocals were worse. I felt embarrassment for them while listening to the music.

They also look like buttholes. You can really sense their desperation of waking up one day and realizing that they are close to 40 and the band they've been in for 13 years isn't going anywhere.

But they are Still Well Fingel. They have over 13,000 facebook likes that they paid for and 750,000 fans worldwide. SWF does not need you or Warner Bros. Records.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Nov 26,2014 12:51pm
I feel legitimately bad. Like I'm watching a hurt animal.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 26,2014 12:59pm
hahaha I don't know whether to help it or run it down with a truck.



toggletoggle post by robotpie at Nov 26,2014 1:26pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
hahaha I don't know whether to help it or run it down with a truck.


Pretty sure if you just stand aside and watch it will run itself down with a truck.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Nov 26,2014 1:34pm
Rumors of the show being sold out confirmed by Mistress Carrie.




toggletoggle post by You can't make this shit up at Nov 26,2014 6:34pm
http://stillwellangelmusic.com/SWA/news

****Media Release****

October 11, 2013

Still Well Angel and our new single “Devour and Carry on”, has been chosen and submitted by a member of the Grammy committee last week for “Best Metal Performance” for 2013. To be given a chance and considered for this is a amazing opportunity for a SWA to get a Grammy and make a life long dream come true. Only 10 artist…s get picked per category and the finalists are then selected at the pre Grammy awards in Nashville. No telling if we make the final 5 with a chance to get a Grammy and attend the awards ceremony but just to be chosen for this is unbelievable.

This is a huge blessing and a dream come true for me and SWA, a band I created in 1999 and have had nothing stop me from perusing everything this band deserves. Other big things coming soon the doors are open its time we walk though. More “Khaos” is coming starting in October….Thank you to our friends/family/ and fans for the support and believing in SWA.



toggletoggle post by DYA is DUAL BISMUTH YAW GATE at Nov 26,2014 6:55pm
HOLY SHIT HOW HAVE WE NOT FOUND THIS YET

[YOUTUBE=zrbTdV6dxw]

at 2:59 dude asks where they're from and dudeguy goes "oh, Boston" *head down in chest* "actually... Methuen..."
and then they talk about Fuck the Fire Department lady. I just keep waiting for Tommy Dice to call in.



toggletoggle post by DYA is DUAL BISMUTH YAW GATE at Nov 26,2014 6:55pm
[YOUTUBE=zrbTdV6dxw]



toggletoggle post by DYA is DUAL BISMUTH YAW GATE at Nov 26,2014 6:56pm



toggletoggle post by Comic Store Guy at Nov 26,2014 7:01pm
Worst use of a Spiderman comic collection ever.



toggletoggle post by SIMPSONS ELITIST at Nov 26,2014 7:10pm
Comic%20Store%20Guy said[orig][quote]
Worst use of a Spiderman comic collection ever.


Fag. It's "Comic Book Guy"



toggletoggle post by ULTIMATE LULZ BAND at Nov 26,2014 7:11pm
Best of Gravesideservce, Tommy Dice and the Hardcores, Scarecrow Hill and Rich Bova all wrapped up in one epic fail. FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Nov 26,2014 8:47pm
My friend and I watched that entire video on Saturday whilst shitfaced. I don't know where I went wrong with my life, but it was hilarious.



toggletoggle post by 23232323 at Nov 26,2014 9:07pm
He looks like a hamster storing food. I want to punch his fat swollen head off. What is with the spray painted beard?



toggletoggle post by Crowd Participation at Nov 27,2014 12:48am
WHEN I SAY SHUTUP YOU SAY FAGGET
SHUTUP
FAGGET!
SHUTUP
FAGGET!



toggletoggle post by LongDeadGod_nli at Nov 27,2014 1:46am
Do you think all the members still live in their mom's basement, or just the Robb Wells fellow, also do the other members buy into this shit, or are they just playing along to humor Robb because he's special?



toggletoggle post by FundCeption at Nov 27,2014 2:26am



toggletoggle post by Dicksmack at Nov 27,2014 2:36am
LongDeadGod_nli said[orig][quote]
Do you think all the members still live in their mom's basement, or just the Robb Wells fellow, also do the other members buy into this shit, or are they just playing along to humor Robb because he's special?


That singer appears to have also drank the Kool-Aid.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Nov 27,2014 2:42am
The singer is the only original member.

STRAIGHT REPPIN "A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN" SINCE '99 SON



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Nov 27,2014 2:44am
I desperately want to tell them that Bill Millman is currently nothing more than a local videographer but realize I have to wait until after or maybe even during this show for maximum effect.



toggletoggle post by LongDeadGod_nli at Nov 27,2014 10:08am
There are a whole group of bands that think this is the way way to make it in music for whatever reason, they don't really seem to be concerned about actually making good music.

I see bands all the time posting about being signed to this management team, or making connections, vs. posting or writing actual songs, they're all living off their 8 year old demo with their 2 regional radio "hits" and all perpetually recording their debut

It's sad that this band exists, but more sad that there are thousands of others just like them.



toggletoggle post by LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN at Nov 27,2014 11:39am
LongDeadGod_nli said[orig][quote]
It's sad that this band exists, but more sad that there are thousands of others just like them.


How many these other bands have been given Grammy consideration?

Yea, I didn't so.



toggletoggle post by Not Fake at Nov 27,2014 12:04pm
Pretty sure there's hundreds of entries to each category every year that get whittled down to that "Final Five", mostly garbage bands with "connections"



toggletoggle post by Mick Mayer at Nov 27,2014 2:23pm
Can Sonic Pulse get on this?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Nov 28,2014 4:00am
This band in a nutshell:


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by the metal gods frown at Nov 28,2014 2:54pm
LEAGUE%20OF%20THEIR%20OWN said[orig][quote]
LongDeadGod_nli said[orig][quote]
It's sad that this band exists, but more sad that there are thousands of others just like them.


How many these other bands have been given Grammy consideration?

Yea, I didn't so.


For shame! Have you all of you forgotten the mighty Saint to Sinners' reign of regional dominance already?


LORD BOVA IS DISAPOINT.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Nov 29,2014 12:02am
Ok...I just listened to that Korner of Khaos song. It's really bad....like really bad. I tried to approach it with an open mind, but...well fuck it's just terrible.

-overused harmonics across the board
-repetitive
-sounds like a Disturbed demo from 1994 (if there was such a thing, IDK)
-lyrics that sound like they were written in some high school kids art class
-the guitar solo sounds like it was written and played by an eighth grader still trying to master hammer on's, pull off's and tapping

Not trying to be a dick at all...just sayin'.



toggletoggle post by Whoops at Nov 29,2014 9:25am



toggletoggle post by CJ Peeper at Nov 29,2014 9:59am
Whoops said[orig][quote]





fags




and hilarious and must be real



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 29,2014 2:32pm
Clearly 100% real. SMH



toggletoggle post by Kotex Scrotum Zine Legit at Nov 29,2014 3:15pm
IN THE NEXT ISSUE OF KOTEX SCROTUM AN IN DEPTH INTERVIEW WITH SWA AND THEIR PSYCHOSIS.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Nov 29,2014 7:38pm
I thought someone said that I took pictures of them.



toggletoggle post by GRUMPY CAT LIFETIME MOVIE at Nov 29,2014 10:41pm



toggletoggle post by exposed at Dec 2,2014 9:38am
this scam is so hilarious. lots insider hilarious information about live music showcases shenanigans coming soon.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 2,2014 10:34am
my loins are tingling with anticipation for 12/5/14.



toggletoggle post by tickertmaster at Dec 2,2014 10:38am



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 2,2014 10:54am
Got my bootleg ticket for this!



toggletoggle post by exposed at Dec 2,2014 11:16am



toggletoggle post by Aril's Doppelganger at Dec 2,2014 11:41am
exposed said[orig][quote]


http://www.allaccess.com/net-news/archive/story/56152/promo-staff-changes-at-reprise-and-warner-bros



old news



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 2,2014 1:21pm
All I ask is nobody tell SWA how big of a scam this is until they are there and about to play.



toggletoggle post by tickertmaster at Dec 2,2014 1:26pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
All I ask is nobody tell SWA how big of a scam this is until they are there and about to play.


they've been playing for 10+ years and can only get 30 people to confirm going to this "big gig" and they aren't deterred. So I highly doubt telling them that this is a scam would even slow them down. Guarantee they beat the staff there for load-in.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 2,2014 1:28pm
I am just imagining their tears when I post Bill Millman's LinkedIn and that AllAccess article to their FB and event page at 4pm on Saturday.



toggletoggle post by Bill Millman at Dec 2,2014 5:16pm
"I signed fuckin KORN!!"



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 2,2014 6:05pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
I am just imagining their tears when I post Bill Millman's LinkedIn and that AllAccess article to their FB and event page at 4pm on Saturday.


Do it on Friday. I'm going to have a slow afternoon.



toggletoggle post by backed at Dec 2,2014 6:31pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
I am just imagining their tears when I post Bill Millman's LinkedIn and that AllAccess article to their FB and event page at 4pm on Saturday.


Do it on Friday. I'm going to have a slow afternoon.


backed. plus the friday night/saturday morning fallout will be enjoyable as they process that either a) they knew it all along and now everyone knows, b) they didnt know and they were crushed, c) they cancel the show and video and have to reimburse everyone. but probably won't because they already spent their money on sweet ed hardy threads, guy fieri beard bleach, and got2b glued hair gel.




toggletoggle post by backed at Dec 2,2014 6:32pm
not to mention they owe bill the milkman millman some serious change for those tickets. unless they purchased the tickets themselves to hock. which they probably did.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 2,2014 6:37pm
Bill Millman isn't the promoter. Different entity altogether. He is just the stooge they are using to milk bands for their money. They have to pay up by 5 on Friday, so notifying them ahead of time would be a favor.



toggletoggle post by old wise man on a hill at Dec 2,2014 6:48pm
A favor, yes. But some lessons need to be learned the hard way.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 2,2014 8:22pm
Definitely a harder lesson to learn AFTER they've paid them.



toggletoggle post by STILL WELL ASSHOLE at Dec 3,2014 2:54am
I'd suck Bill Pullman's wiener to sell the rest of our NEARLY SOLD OUT TIXXX! Buy 'em now or cry later for your last chance to see a LOCAL band make it Big! Red carpet and VIP tickets available upon facebook message! Starts at 2:30 p.m.!



toggletoggle post by National Socialism Butt Rock at Dec 3,2014 3:00am
Red Carpet treatment only for our true Aryan brothers FYI, godsmack4lyf \m/



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 3,2014 8:30am
wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?



toggletoggle post by insider at Dec 3,2014 9:41am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?


he's a hired gun. worked in "the biz" for years and has the connections and know-how to fine-tune a diamond in the rough apparently. one of many "consultants" hired by live music showcase that is masquerading as a representative of a major record label (ie. warner, sony, etc.)



toggletoggle post by oh hi at Dec 3,2014 9:56am
STILL%20WELL%20ASSHOLE said[orig][quote]
I'd suck Bill Pullman's wiener to sell the rest of our NEARLY SOLD OUT TIXXX! Buy 'em now or cry later for your last chance to see a LOCAL band make it Big! Red carpet and VIP tickets available upon facebook message! Starts at 2:30 p.m.!


Only to find out it was really Bill Paxton.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 3,2014 10:17am
insider said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?


he's a hired gun. worked in "the biz" for years and has the connections and know-how to fine-tune a diamond in the rough apparently. one of many "consultants" hired by live music showcase that is masquerading as a representative of a major record label (ie. warner, sony, etc.)


They mislead the bands into thinking they have a chance at a record contract, when in reality, some guy who hasn't worked for Warner Brothers in years will be there and might give them feedback.

It's like that Mistress Juliya attention-whoring fest they had at Ralph's a few years ago. Did anyone get a record contract from that show? No. No, they did not.



toggletoggle post by insider at Dec 3,2014 10:33am
Samantha said[orig][quote]
insider said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
wait so what is this Billman Milkman Millman Pullman now? just a shmuck bilking them out of money?


he's a hired gun. worked in "the biz" for years and has the connections and know-how to fine-tune a diamond in the rough apparently. one of many "consultants" hired by live music showcase that is masquerading as a representative of a major record label (ie. warner, sony, etc.)


They mislead the bands into thinking they have a chance at a record contract, when in reality, some guy who hasn't worked for Warner Brothers in years will be there and might give them feedback.

It's like that Mistress Juliya attention-whoring fest they had at Ralph's a few years ago. Did anyone get a record contract from that show? No. No, they did not.


EXACTLY. Thats why I trolled them directly and called them out on their bullshit tactics.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 3,2014 10:34am
I'll put my money on "guy whose job it was to hand out promotional stickers and lanyards outside the Paradise" over "insider of the biz."



toggletoggle post by insider at Dec 3,2014 10:48am
He told me he was "part of the team that signed Korn" and "worked with Linkin park from the beginning. i recorded the phone conversations for lulz and may perhaps upload them at some point.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 3,2014 11:02am
^delivery as unlikely as trashmop getting a Sony record contact



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 3,2014 11:06am
I love the smell of shattered dreams in the morning.



toggletoggle post by Another insider at Dec 3,2014 11:07am
It's pretty real. It's no DiGiorno.



toggletoggle post by Fred Katsopolis at Dec 3,2014 11:08am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
^delivery as unlikely as trashmop getting ANOTHER Sony record contact



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 3,2014 11:12am
I find this lack of Cheddarsmooth disturbing.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 3,2014 11:19am
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
I find this lack of Cheddarsmooth disturbing.


Agreed. At least when Cheddarsmooth trolls bands desperate to "make it big", it's funny and doesn't result in such financial loss faceplanting of dreams.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 3,2014 11:59am
3 MORE DAYS LEFT and our lives "could" change... FOREVER!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 3,2014 2:15pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]

It's like that Mistress Juliya attention-whoring fest they had at Ralph's a few years ago. Did anyone get a record contract from that show? No. No, they did not.


Well yeah... SWA didn't play.



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF SUCCESS STORIES at Dec 3,2014 4:25pm
This could be YOUR Band after working with LIVE MUSIC SHOWCASE!


http://www.rebelmann.com/



toggletoggle post by joey belladonna's new band at Dec 3,2014 4:44pm



toggletoggle post by Snowden at Dec 3,2014 4:59pm
I know I'm late to the party here, but this is pure gold:

"Let's be honest here... When YOU decided to join this page you inadvertently took on the task of booking us shows."



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 3,2014 5:11pm
this is a "come one, come all" type of party.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 3,2014 5:45pm
Serenade II Mann

http://www.rebelmann.com/ABOUT___CLAYTON_MANN_2.html

Proud, rich parents are rich and proud.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 3,2014 5:46pm
I need to get into the lucrative business of entertaining my family.



toggletoggle post by Clayton "The Man" Mann at Dec 3,2014 5:50pm
You my friend are NOT worthy.




toggletoggle post by wtf at Dec 3,2014 6:22pm
wtf is up with that fat bitch covering enter sandman? idont understand



toggletoggle post by People Magazine REP at Dec 3,2014 6:24pm
Clayton%20"The%20Man"%20Mann said[orig][quote]
You my friend are NOT worthy.




Who wore it better? HookedOnMetal or the mann?



toggletoggle post by Teen Sensation "The Wonders" at Dec 3,2014 7:51pm
We did it first, faggots.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 3,2014 8:01pm
Apparently "Shootyz Groove: The Sequel" is also playing this on Saturday.

http://www.juiceband.co




toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 3,2014 8:16pm
And this down-home naive christian girl will be paying live music showcase in Ohio for her FIRST EVER live performance. I see a lot of promise in this one, she'll be back on their stage in no time at all.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by DEF JAM at Dec 4,2014 11:01am


WHAT NOW BICHES?



toggletoggle post by wtf at Dec 4,2014 11:09am
DEF%20JAM said[orig][quote]


WHAT NOW BICHES?


We, as a company, have decided that these faggets do not have what we are seeking to represent our instruments. this includes both our American Custom Shop and Asian consumer line. best of luck, and i think i speak for the entire company when i say



shutup_fagget.






toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 5,2014 9:22am
TOMORROW



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 5,2014 10:39am
Is someone gonna blow up their spot in Millman or what? I'm dying here.



toggletoggle post by joey belladonna‘s new band at Dec 5,2014 12:48pm
i believe that is scheduled for right before they play their set? who stakes claim to this?




cryyyy for the indians faggets



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 5,2014 12:54pm
We voted as a messageboard to have it done today. Let's go!



toggletoggle post by ??? at Dec 5,2014 12:58pm
i wonder what other shit bands or localites are on this classy shitfest? it cant be just them given that they only get a 20 minute set.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 5,2014 1:06pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
We voted as a messageboard to have it done today. Let's go!


I still think it's worth waiting til tomorrow.



toggletoggle post by pow! right in the kisser at Dec 5,2014 1:11pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
We voted as a messageboard to have it done today. Let's go!


I still think it's worth waiting til tomorrow.


HOWEVER if you were to do it today instead then it will make billmans life more miserable as well when he has to field questions from them about his credentials tomorrow.


#foodforthought



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 5,2014 1:21pm
^ That. Seriously. Think about it.

You post tomorrow. They play the show. They come home and read the post. Brush it off and just let it stew in the back of the mind that they secretly wasted their time.

You post it TODAY we have 24 hours of LOL, followed by a showdown with the Milkman tomorrow.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 5,2014 1:33pm
yeah you should definitely do it today. even if they don't believe it, it will deflate their hopes just a little.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 5,2014 1:43pm



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Dec 5,2014 1:46pm
It appears the bomb has been dropped. Now we wait for the fallout.



toggletoggle post by Spydre at Dec 5,2014 1:55pm
They deleted your post. Apparently the WORLD DOMINATION train has already left the station.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 5,2014 1:58pm
DROP THE BAERM




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 5,2014 2:00pm edited Dec 5,2014 2:01pm
Gonna keep posting the link to their page and the event wall until they respond to it. I suggest the rest of you do the same.




toggletoggle post by Spydre at Dec 5,2014 2:00pm
I decided to help out the hardest working band in New England since they obviously didn't believe Alx.




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 5,2014 2:11pm
Just messaged the venue to let them know that this show is a scam, in the event they want to avoid bad publicity when the fallout occurs.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me at Dec 5,2014 2:21pm
I don't know what that would do. I'm pretty sure venues that let those kind of shows happen don't give a shit about anything other than the promoter paying them.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 5,2014 2:25pm
It works for ANTIFA, it's worth a shot with Millman.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 5,2014 2:26pm



toggletoggle post by so do it then fag at Dec 5,2014 2:26pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
^ That. Seriously. Think about it.

You post tomorrow. They play the show. They come home and read the post. Brush it off and just let it stew in the back of the mind that they secretly wasted their time.

You post it TODAY we have 24 hours of LOL, followed by a showdown with the Milkman tomorrow.
so do it then fag



toggletoggle post by pow! right in the kisser at Dec 5,2014 3:00pm



toggletoggle post by Mark_R at Dec 5,2014 3:02pm edited Dec 5,2014 3:02pm
The wording on the Live Music Showcase website carefully avoids actually saying that A&R are in attendance with the intent to sign an act. It just says they'll be in the audience (presumably paid for their presence by LMS). The testimonials indicate they just give critiques of the performances. Guess it makes it easy for bands who are in a hurry to over-extrapolate what the site actually describes into a "This is our big chance to land a major contract" thing.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 5,2014 3:08pm
LOL @ this company breaching their own contract in the first clause:




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 5,2014 3:25pm
so Bilkman will be replaced.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 5,2014 3:30pm
Nope. As of Wednesday he was still the guy doing it. They just know anyone willing to pay to get on this isn't smart enough to look further into it.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 5,2014 4:00pm
I have been blocked and the best conversation of the day was deleted before I could screengrab it.



toggletoggle post by Fuckerburg at Dec 5,2014 4:25pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
I have been blocked and the best conversation of the day was deleted before I could screengrab it.


Create a fake Facebook about it as you're obsessed with the mightiness that is SWA




toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 5,2014 4:53pm
I am leaving that opportunity available for Cheddarsmooth.



toggletoggle post by C. Arl Cheddarsmooth at Dec 5,2014 5:51pm
This is where the real party will be.
https://www.facebook.com/events/588681907944771



toggletoggle post by pow! right in the kisser at Dec 5,2014 5:58pm
thats some next level shit right thar.

DAY-UM



toggletoggle post by the gruffalo at Dec 6,2014 11:02pm
Can I safely assume SWA are now Warner Bros artists?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 7,2014 12:04am
Only talking shit and making up stories about Dumpster Fire on your personal page and blocking them all from standing up for themselves is real.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 7,2014 12:05am
the%20gruffalo said[orig][quote]
Can I safely assume SWA are now Warner Bros artists?


Bilkman gave them some good tips and they are in the grooming process.



toggletoggle post by the gruffalo at Dec 7,2014 12:07am
so what's next, opening for nationally signed recording groups at their regional shows? Selling more tickets? Khaos?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 7,2014 12:37am
WORLDWIDE Khaos



toggletoggle post by grooming process at Dec 7,2014 12:40am



toggletoggle post by Dem Connections at Dec 7,2014 11:31am
GOT AN EARLY LINK TO THE WORLDWIDE PREMIERE



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Wait at Dec 7,2014 12:09pm
Did he really say "I swallow every seed"



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 7,2014 12:18pm
Krornr erf keryros!



toggletoggle post by frankly at Dec 7,2014 12:19pm
even if he didnt , it is pretty obvious that he does



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 7,2014 12:22pm
I am pretty sure the main guy in this video is acting exactly how I feel when I listen to this band.



toggletoggle post by Festive Eric Struth at Dec 7,2014 12:36pm
Fa-La-La-La-Laaa. La-La-La-Fagget.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 7,2014 2:17pm
Pics of yesterday are trickling in, no signs of the Milkman yet.




toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF WITCHY WAYS at Dec 7,2014 2:43pm
Stevie Nicks looks like shit these days.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 7,2014 2:44pm
So is this sold out, or what?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 7,2014 11:09pm
Just called the 24 hour addiction helpline in their video and got someone's voicemail, trying to find out which for-profit organization is behind that website that the band probably found with a quick google search to make themselves feel like they care about something other than a record contract.



toggletoggle post by can it be? at Dec 7,2014 11:45pm
is it true? can this be the fabled gayest band that rttp has ever come across? only xkikex can tell



toggletoggle post by xkikex at Dec 7,2014 11:49pm
it is gay, but is gay enough for me to make snarky remarks and then never actually do anything other than make snarky remarks? we shall see



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2014 12:43am
You're welcome for a top 3 thread of 2014.



toggletoggle post by xkikex at Dec 8,2014 1:01am
wow the thought occurred to me that youd respond that way, but I had hoped you would have something better



toggletoggle post by Dem Connections at Dec 8,2014 2:40am
A new level of trolling has been reached.



toggletoggle post by Unreal Tournament Announcer at Dec 8,2014 8:19am
XMIKEX HAS WON THE ROUND



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 8,2014 10:46am
I am disappointed with the lack of information about their shattered dreams from this show.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2014 11:22am
The photos are amazing. Clearly a well attended and not stupid show.
http://www.examiner.com/slideshow/live-music-showcase-comes-to-boston




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 8,2014 11:34am
The panel of judges for this Boston Showcase: Bill Millman, a former Sony music producer who worked in Artist Development and more recently as a regional promotions manager with Warner Brothers Records. Millman now owns Media Boss Television located outside of Boston.


"Panel of judges" is a bit misleading when it's only 1 dude.

The winner of the night: Rebecca Zama took first place in the showcase, she is only fifteen years old with a very bright future ahead of her.


Better luck next time at winning the chance to have a theoretical record contract, buttdarts.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 8,2014 11:35am
They are posting that article like it is specifically about them. So good.

On a side note, chair douche Robb Wells is posting someone's phone number on his page. Dumpster Fire trolled them pretty fucking hard this weekend and he thinks it is one of ours, but none of us have a 603 number. Something about pranking a radio station. If it was someone on here, he is posting your number on his page and encouraging harassment. Just so you know.



toggletoggle post by Mystery Number at Dec 8,2014 11:59am
The mystery number is just a telemarketer, but this guy is so self-absorbed he thinks people pranking him.

http://www.callercomplaints.com/SearchResult.aspx?Phone=603-570-9016



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 8,2014 12:09pm
wow. the only red carpet at that show was the one where their dreams bled to death.



toggletoggle post by pow! right in the kisser at Dec 8,2014 12:09pm
Good thing they had that velvet barricade there to keep the screeming fans from getting out of control!




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 8,2014 12:10pm
so all in all, this thread fucking delivered.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 8,2014 12:12pm
It just gets better and better. Don't talk too much shit though. We are now officially blacklisted from the industry thanks to this chick:




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 8,2014 12:24pm edited Dec 8,2014 12:27pm
"in a country full of neanderthals I wear the fucking badge of honor"



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Dec 8,2014 12:34pm
I appreciate that someone thought that image was good enough to put their signature on it. Nothing says quality like jpeg artifacts and feathered edges!



toggletoggle post by Astronaut Sam Rockwell at Dec 8,2014 12:48pm
Someone put the clones back, they're not finished!




toggletoggle post by YOU JUST GOT SPITFIRED! at Dec 8,2014 12:58pm



toggletoggle post by Cross-Examiner at Dec 8,2014 1:02pm
plz explain what repercussions came from that guy lady spitfire re: dumpster fire



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 8,2014 1:05pm
She didn't appreciate it when I started asking her why undead Joey Ramone was blacklisting us from the industry.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 8,2014 1:05pm
She has CONNECTIONS.



toggletoggle post by Cross-Examiner at Dec 8,2014 1:06pm
that + the lacrosse quip = A+



toggletoggle post by Snowden at Dec 8,2014 1:12pm
Astronaut%20Sam%20Rockwell said[orig][quote]
Someone put the clones back, they're not finished!






toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 8,2014 1:21pm
According to SWA's reply to my comment in that article, they also get the chance to meet a real live major label rep at some point in the next few weeks, not just Live Music Shocase WINNER Rebecca Zama.

Speaking of which:


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 8,2014 1:23pm edited Dec 8,2014 1:24pm
WINNER Rebecca Zama stunning the packed audience with her world class vocalizations.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=575234052608367

I am actually frustrated with myself at how frustrated I am with all of this nonsense.



toggletoggle post by Wait a minute there pardner!! at Dec 8,2014 1:25pm
I thought this was NOT a band battle??

HOW WAS THERE A WINNER?????





toggletoggle post by Snowden at Dec 8,2014 1:27pm
Wait%20a%20minute%20there%20pardner!! said[orig][quote]
I thought this was NOT a band battle??

HOW WAS THERE A WINNER?????


There's only so much room on the Warner Brothers elite roster. Maybe all the other participants ended up on Rhino?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 8,2014 1:28pm
At Live Music Showcase, there are only losers.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2014 2:19pm
Everyone here who has played music has played a show with 6 people there plus maybe the other bands and their girlfriends. It says a lot about a band if they spend the time having fun doing sketchy shit with their friends and getting in a fight in the parking lot... or if they spend it taking photos of themselves trying to convince everyone that it was a really important show.



toggletoggle post by Paullllllll at Dec 8,2014 2:40pm
Those were the glory days mike. This band is truly sad and pathetic. Their style is dated for MTV standards and thats obviously what they are attempting to go for. Their bass player looks like a sex offender that was recenetly released from walpole. They obviously only play to their many white trash relitives and random drunks who wander into the only bar they play because they know the fat sketchy owner. Fuck this band and that ugly retard of a singer needs to return that hat to the set of the al pacino movie Crusing. Shit at least S2D made me laugh.



toggletoggle post by needz band input at Dec 8,2014 2:51pm
so whos gonna post a link of this thread somewhere to bring it to the next next level?



toggletoggle post by Still-Birth Angels at Dec 8,2014 3:02pm
It does, but i don't know if Rev has enough room on the site for their long winded one-man rants.



toggletoggle post by revolutionizing music at Dec 8,2014 3:17pm
Paul...... don't worry. soon to be bumped if i can find the thread.....




toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2014 3:25pm
I wanted to keep this about the music and not call anyone an ugly retard but the RTTP... she's got a mind of her own.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 8,2014 3:57pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
The photos are amazing. Clearly a well attended and not stupid show.
http://www.examiner.com/slideshow/live-music-showcase-comes-to-boston



That club looks tiny, and it looks like there are barely any people there. I love the last picture of the guy working the soundboard. It's the real icing on the cake.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2014 4:11pm
I was originally going to post the soundboard guy working the Little Mixer That Could, but the chez lounge (sp?) and painted finger nails combo was too much.



toggletoggle post by You Can't Make This Shit Up at Dec 8,2014 4:17pm
Looking over that Robb Wells guy's Facebook, apparently he gives paid "seminars" on how to succeed in the music industry. JUST. WOW.



toggletoggle post by Insider at Dec 8,2014 4:17pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
The photos are amazing. Clearly a well attended and not stupid show.
http://www.examiner.com/slideshow/live-music-showcase-comes-to-boston



That club looks tiny, and it looks like there are barely any people there. I love the last picture of the guy working the soundboard. It's the real icing on the cake.



Sent this to Mark @ showcase live to ask if this was the pro photography we missed out on.



toggletoggle post by Still-Birth Angels at Dec 8,2014 4:23pm
For a bunch of guys who wear nail polish and bad beard/hair dye jobs, they use the word "faggot" pretty liberally.



toggletoggle post by Still wellbutrin side effects at Dec 8,2014 4:56pm
Are their guitars and drums matching their "attire"? He only gives Paid seminars on how to cope with the stigmas of being a registered sex offender.



toggletoggle post by U MAD BRO? at Dec 8,2014 5:11pm



toggletoggle post by not actually Lucia at Dec 8,2014 5:16pm
I'LL BLACKLIST YOU FROM LIFE, MISTER

UNLIMITED POWAHHHH



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 8,2014 5:27pm
U%20MAD%20BRO? said[orig][quote]


harsh Facebook words from a grown man.



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF HORSEFACES at Dec 8,2014 5:29pm
HOBBY ROCKER ALERT!




toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF BLIND HUSBANDS at Dec 8,2014 5:34pm
Reggie Farnsworth is gonna knock sense into the scene



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 8,2014 5:39pm



toggletoggle post by not actually Lucia at Dec 8,2014 5:59pm
THAT'S IT! YOUR BLACKLISTED FROM ALL CANCER BENEFITS



toggletoggle post by the REAL Robb Wells is disapont son at Dec 8,2014 6:25pm



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 8,2014 7:24pm edited Dec 8,2014 7:28pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
THIS! ALL OF THIS!

https://www.facebook.com/events/579737162121786/


Wow. That is just awful.

Let me get this straight... This guy put together a benefit show and lacked the common sense to find someone to run sound for less than $500. No money went to the people who had cancer for whom the benefit was held, and they (rightfully) felt scammed. When the woman posted about it, he responded by claiming to have cancer himself to gain sympathy, then later calling her a "dumb cunt", and going on a huge tirade, even threatening to sue her.

I could understand if this guy had no experience running shows and honestly admitted to screwing up, but it sounds like he has a long history of doing this. He sounds like a real peach.




toggletoggle post by Snowden at Dec 8,2014 7:39pm
Oof, that "benefit" page took this to a dark place.



toggletoggle post by Robb's Cancerous Nostril at Dec 8,2014 7:50pm
"Cancer benefit"

The only benefit I can see in cancer is maybe it'll kill the bass player from Stillborn Angel.



toggletoggle post by Robbs Rainbow Seminars at Dec 8,2014 8:04pm
This dude rob is a chester I hope his "cancer" disables him from commiting anymore acts of heinous incompentance. Step in a puddle and plug your bass into your crate amp. Someone should book him for a seminar and then throw tomatos at him when he shows up. Obviously his steep fee will not be paid.



toggletoggle post by Longdeadgod_nli at Dec 8,2014 8:38pm
I just felt kind of bad for these morons until I read the cancer posts. Now I just hope they all die.



toggletoggle post by hlrie at Dec 8,2014 10:37pm
How did I miss all of this?
It's because of crap bands like this that we can't have nice things. Shut it down!



toggletoggle post by hlrie at Dec 8,2014 10:48pm
Seriously though Sully's comments on that guy Robb's page might be the funniest things I have read in years.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 8,2014 11:01pm
The age old joke of a band sucking so bad that they throw a cancer benefit show and end up handing a bill to the cancer patient FINALLY finds a home. Much respect to SWA for pulling King Codzo's sword from the stone!



toggletoggle post by hlrie at Dec 8,2014 11:08pm
Why do they all look like David Draiman? Drayman? How the fuck do you spell his name?



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Dec 8,2014 11:55pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
THIS! ALL OF THIS!

https://www.facebook.com/events/579737162121786/


THIS is internetz GOLD



toggletoggle post by robotpie at Dec 9,2014 1:43am
HOLY SHIT THIS GOT SO GOOD IN THE LAST 72 HOURS...I'm just going through the comments/fallout now. Highlights so far:

"365 v 13,534 and a more promising future." -SWA bragging about FB likes that they probably paid for.

Talking about a contract for a show at the Lucky Dog.

"I hope he barries you!" - Someone defending the SWA guy?

"Just WAIT til Robb gets back. He is going to tell you what the FUCK is up." - Another defender of the SWA guy.

"Fact of the matter is, I'll be going somewhere with my music " - Dude Robb from SWA

That whole cancer benefit show comments...just wow. Fuck.




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 9,2014 8:44am
wow, I didn't see that page regarding the cancer benefit. Robb Wells is a fucking cunt.



toggletoggle post by makin it rain at Dec 9,2014 9:27am
60 g stage son



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 10:50am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
The photos are amazing. Clearly a well attended and not stupid show.
http://www.examiner.com/slideshow/live-music-showcase-comes-to-boston



"Play enjoyed by all."



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 11:16am
Super legit LOL @ their personal velvet rope












by which I mean an obscure sexual act (sort of like a pink sock, just moreso)






toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 11:16am



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 11:29am



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 11:30am



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 11:33am
"These broken links doin' anything for ya?"




toggletoggle post by hlrie at Dec 9,2014 12:25pm
On their page it says they played to a "packed house" for that stupid contest or whatever the hell it was.
Looking at the "photos" from the show there were maybe 8-10 people there. Wow, impressively packed house. What a bunch of douches.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 12:28pm
Robb Wells pressing charges on us for the LOLs. For sending emails we didn't send and harassing them from that telemarketing number. For the LOLs.



toggletoggle post by hlrie at Dec 9,2014 12:35pm
Counter sue on the basis of his horrible "music" and poor understanding of the english language giving you PTSD. Also you now see David Drayman(Dreyman? still have no idea) every time you close your eyes.



toggletoggle post by Robb "almost has cancer" Wells at Dec 9,2014 12:36pm



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 12:39pm
dude what





toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 12:42pm
I almost killed my wife and I on the way home from your show. I put in THAT many hours for YOU! I paid out of pocket for YOU! I put in 6 months of effort for YOU! Your welcome and sorry I couldn't raise money for you. I can't win EVERY battle.


FOR YOUUUUUUUUU



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF ATTAINABLE GOALS at Dec 9,2014 12:44pm
If he "almost has cancer" is there way to move the process along?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 9,2014 12:45pm
That Jonathan Livingston Seagull guy is a jabroni deluxe too.



toggletoggle post by RobRiobbCancerous Nostrilb's at Dec 9,2014 12:51pm
Jonathan runs the homeless shelter benefit shows that Robb constantly trots out as an example of how much he and Stillborn Angel care about the community. Of course he's going to suck him off.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 12:57pm
Robb Wells I can't. I got lawyers involved and they wanna see this as it goes. Renee and her friend must think they are dealing with a garage band or some kid because, they keep coming at me with no regards. Well, let them keep it goin. I can use words like cunt because, in a dictionary, it's not even a real word. And even if it were...I FOUGHT IN A WAR WHICH ENSURES MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH. IN fact, I did a double tour which means I fought for mine and fought to shut those up who are ignorant. If that needs a lawyer, then so be it.


HE FOUGHT IN A WAR FOR THE RIGHT TO CLAIM TO ALMOST HAVE CANCER AND DEFRAUD A CHARITY



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 12:59pm
Robb Wells I never once mentioned how I had to ignore helping my family pay for my dads funeral costs because I already obligated my time and resources to this show. I left all of that out.
I've lost several family members to cancer. In fact, my whole entire dads side who has passed away ALL dies from cancer except my grandmother who lived to see 76.
I WILL have cancer. To call me a scam artist implies I've done this before and that IS slander. But, I'm a better person than that and can roll with the punches. It'll take way more than one person, or a whole family, to take me down. Not my first rodeo and not my last.


i can't even



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 9,2014 1:10pm
Also I'm still laughing at the $500 sound guy for the show with 11 people.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 9,2014 1:13pm
don't you get it, I'M A SURVIVOR OF THE CANCER I'LL HAVE SOMEDAY.



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 9,2014 1:13pm
Oh my god I forgot about Robb's "I have magical free speech powers pew pew you can't criticize me, Veteran Magic Activate!" shit.

Is this guy retarded? I'm asking seriously. I really want to know if he's mentally slow.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 1:16pm
I love how dude wants pats on the back for getting drunk and almost killing his wife on the way home from his cancer fraud show.



toggletoggle post by LURKER at Dec 9,2014 1:31pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
THIS! ALL OF THIS!

https://www.facebook.com/events/579737162121786/


PAGE NOT AVAILABLE.

NNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 1:34pm
^^^ At least now I know I'm not just blocked.



toggletoggle post by Robbs almost cancerous Dick beard at Dec 9,2014 1:34pm
"Renee and her friend must think they are dealing with a garage band or some kid because, they keep coming at me with no regards."

are you kidding me? its obvious that they dont give a shit about other local musician's too. How can someone possibly be this dillusional? Ive played and been to shows at fuckin obriens on a snowy rainy tuesday night that had more people then "Westend johnnies" or whatever that super presitious dress coded high end venue had for this fag and his SUPER PROFESSIONAL MONEY MAKING BAND. Fuck this asshole and his rehashed papa roach riffs. I hope this idiot steps on a IED. Almost cancer?!?!? dick head



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 1:40pm edited Dec 9,2014 1:41pm
Someone was smart enough to screen capture that whole 86 comment post on the benefit event page last night.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 9,2014 1:43pm
I'd like to arrange a future benefit show for Rob for his eventual cancer diagnosis. Winner of the pre-show drawing gets to stand behind the mixer and take all proceeds from the door.



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF ATTAINABLE GOALS at Dec 9,2014 1:47pm
Can we have a benefit show where proceeds go to GIVING him cancer?

Or maybe just put one of these inside the club




toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 1:48pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Someone was smart enough to screen capture that whole 86 comment post on the benefit event page last night.


THANK YOU

Imgur should let you put it all in one post, FYI.



toggletoggle post by Robbs empty welbutrin prescription bottle at Dec 9,2014 1:56pm
This should be plastered all over SWA shit. Put a nail in the coffin and end this steaming waste pile of a "band". SWA does not support cancer patients however they will accept donations for thier slimeball bass players' cancer he believes he WILL have in the future.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 1:58pm
ITT: This band almost has AIDS



toggletoggle post by Millman Millman Millman at Dec 9,2014 2:01pm
What is this?

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/emily-millman/a6/188/231

Stage Manager
Still Well Angel
2014 – 2014 (less than a year)Boston
Metal Cancer Benefit Show



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:02pm
FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!! What did SWA EVER do to ANY of you "people"??!!!! Stop being jealous crybaby couch faggots and GET A LIFE!



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 9,2014 2:02pm
ReggieFarnsworth said[orig][quote]
FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!! What did SWA EVER do to ANY of you "people"??!!!! Stop being jealous crybaby couch faggots and GET A LIFE!


"Hello, real person who is not in SWA"



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:07pm
I AM HERE ON MY OWN DIY FAGGOT! SWA is WAY TOO BUSY with their band to deal with this and SOMEONE had to stand up for them!!!



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:08pm
ALL OF YOU shitting on a band you know NOTHING ABOUT?!!!?! Who the FUCK do you think you are?!!?!



toggletoggle post by surf party at Dec 9,2014 2:08pm
If I were a cop and some 50 year old guy dressed like a teenager came in all bent out of shape because his band that nobody has ever heard of was made fun of on the internet I would lose my fucking mind



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:10pm
NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD OF?! How about 13K likes and WORLDWIDE distribution with the like of VIACOM and UNIVERSAL?! Robb has told me about what they are up to "behind the scenes" and its the truth that you are all just JEALOUS!!!!



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF MICHAEL MADSEN at Dec 9,2014 2:14pm



toggletoggle post by clarification at Dec 9,2014 2:15pm
this HAS already been added to the archive thread, correct? cause it looks like this is just getting started. love robb's blatant homophobic language, utilizing words like "faggot" and going on and on and on about cum on his page. if robb's in a band for BUSINESS and is TOTALLY SERIOUS and FAMOUS and WORLDWIDE, i wonder how many of those paid likes will retract their interest (if there was one in the first place) upon learning of this guy's professional attitude and social skills.



toggletoggle post by LEGIONS OF DEDICATED FANS at Dec 9,2014 2:19pm



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:19pm
Robb only does that because assholes like CumDumpster Flamers and shitbags like YOU PEOPLE instigate it!!!!



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 9,2014 2:19pm
DYA%20is%20LEGAL%20LENS%20TWILL said[orig][quote]
ITT: another top-notch thread for the archives

http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=43660#bottom


Way ahead of ya.



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:21pm
"paid likes"?!?! Robb says you can't even DO that!!! I know EVERYTHING that's been going on and I CAN'T WAIT until this shit hits the fan over ALL OF YOU!!!!



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 9,2014 2:22pm
I love that in that pic with the four kids, one of them just clearly ran out of fucks to give and is laying down onstage. ROCK STAR YEAH!



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 9,2014 2:26pm
ReggieFarnsworth said[orig][quote]
How about 13K likes and WORLDWIDE distribution with the like of VIACOM and UNIVERSAL?!


Richard Branson has been in direct contact, and SWA will now be the OFFICIAL butt rock band of Virgin Galactic.




toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 2:26pm



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:28pm
HIDE BEHIND YOUR COMPUTERS LOOSERS!!!! SWA IS GOING PLACES WHILE YOU SIT ON YOUR COMPUTERS JERKING OFF WITH YOUR OWN TEARS!!!! YOUR ALL GONNA WISH YOU NEVER SAID ANY OF THIS!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 9,2014 2:30pm
i think that might actually be Reggie Farnsworth. If not it's some quality trolling.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 9,2014 2:31pm



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 9,2014 2:32pm
I feel like "LOOSERS" and "YOUR" in one post might be pushing it a bit, even ROBB WELLS isn't that illiterate.



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:33pm
What the FUCK is that supposed to mean?!?! Don't talk shit because i have the BALLS to stand up for SWA!!!!



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 9,2014 2:35pm
ITT: SWA, the entire band, all its members, and this entire FB circus - all just Aril. Nyc tyr, Aril. Nce tyr Aril, every one!



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:36pm
Yeah yeah yeah make fun of my spelling when you KNOW you have nothing REAL to say!!



toggletoggle post by ARIL IS ROBB WELLS... ROBB WELLS IS ARIL at Dec 9,2014 2:38pm





toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 9,2014 2:39pm
the copious use of the words balls, cum and faggots has led to some seriously high blood pressure.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 2:44pm
This makes me so happy.



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:44pm
It's "people" like you and those Dumpster Faggots that deserve it. Robb even caught that LOSER Sully in a M4M craigslist ad!!!! LOL!!!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 9,2014 2:45pm
ReggieFarnsworth said[orig][quote]
It's "people" like you and those Dumpster Faggots that deserve it. Robb even caught that LOSER Sully in a M4M craigslist ad!!!! LOL!!!


hahahaha I believed it was actually Reggie Farnsworth but your trolldom has been exposed.



toggletoggle post by LEGIONS OF DEDICATED FANS at Dec 9,2014 2:45pm
where's reggiefarnsworth_official?



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 2:47pm
FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!



toggletoggle post by hey ladies at Dec 9,2014 2:48pm



toggletoggle post by robbwells memes at Dec 9,2014 2:51pm
hey%20ladies said[orig][quote]


MOARRRR!!!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 2:51pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
ReggieFarnsworth said[orig][quote]
It's "people" like you and those Dumpster Faggots that deserve it. Robb even caught that LOSER Sully in a M4M craigslist ad!!!! LOL!!!


hahahaha I believed it was actually Reggie Farnsworth but your trolldom has been exposed.


No troll dude. Someone actually posted that craigslist thing about Sully and Robb convinced himself it was real.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 9,2014 2:53pm
hahahahaha amazing. RTTP, you make me misty-eyed sometimes.



toggletoggle post by LEGIONS OF DEDICATED FANS at Dec 9,2014 2:55pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
ReggieFarnsworth said[orig][quote]
It's "people" like you and those Dumpster Faggots that deserve it. Robb even caught that LOSER Sully in a M4M craigslist ad!!!! LOL!!!


hahahaha I believed it was actually Reggie Farnsworth but your trolldom has been exposed.


No troll dude. Someone actually posted that craigslist thing about Sully and Robb convinced himself it was real.




speaking of things that are actually* illegal in the real world..... frauuuuud. as usual.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 9,2014 3:01pm
Leave me out of this shit that I couldn't care less about. Thanks.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 9,2014 3:10pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Leave me out of this shit that I couldn't care less about. Thanks.


ITT: If Arl is Still Well Angel, but Still Well Angel is me... is Arl me?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 3:37pm
Thread of the year or thread of the century? Serious inquiry.



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Dec 9,2014 4:52pm
13k like yet this poor excuse of a band cant even draw an audience.Isnt funny that none of the big metal bands in the scene want or do play with these premadonas?Could it be their egos?The way they present themselves? (Hardest working band..pfffft) or the fact that they sound like a shittier version of Godsmack? Fucking Robb is a delusional retard who thinks he can buy his way into the industry instead of going out and earning it like all the other hard working bands. If Robbs claims that he makes so much money off his band why does he have a gofund me to fix his moms roof?Surely he can use all the swa to fix a small hole in his moms roof.



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Dec 9,2014 5:05pm
13k likes of Facebook yet the only have 38 youtube subscribers.Hmmm something is off. Better start buying those youtube subscribers robb!



toggletoggle post by Robb's Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 5:21pm
These guys Bastardizing the ALS Challength into their own insipid "SWA Challenge", wherein they were to do "wacky stunts" for money. Only got one buyer, who made them wear tutus and do a song on video for $50.
Between buying/renting the tutus and the gas money to get to their jam space they probably broke even.
Just that much closer to WORLD DOMINATION!!!1
This sleazy shit came on the heels of their hysterical Kickstarter they came up with which had all the "Things they needed to get this long-overdue dream going" (Been a band since 1999...but Robb has only been in it for just over a year).
The highlight that was brought up earlier was they were going to take their fans' $$, buy merchandise with it, and then SELL IT BACK TO THEM!!! Fucking kill yourselves...messily...on video...wearing tutus.

I'll chip in a full Benjamin for that clip.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 5:30pm
https://m.youtube.com/watch?sns=fb&v=RYDF_7Uy9zo

This is from the (since taken down) Challenge. NOONE called them out about using the ALS style challege for their own gain.

This is after they, of course, did the challenge as a band..."THE FIRST BAND TO DO THAT!!"

Nice...tutus...



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley of j.a.i.l at Dec 9,2014 5:37pm
Anyone remember when Robb used to wear a hockey mask on stage a few years ago?Claims it was to separate the onstage persona from the off stage one.Of course he'll never wear it again because it'll block that beautiful kool-aid dye job in his hair.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 5:40pm
Piling on...

Here is the older video from before the new lineup.
Song name: "Circum"
Why? Because the chorus "Should I Circum (sic)...to my own misery..."

Can't make this shit up folks. StaindSmack wants their shitty song back...



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 5:41pm
How is it possible that more gems keep popping up? Infinity Wells loop.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 5:41pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 9,2014 5:45pm
Literally cannot get my dick out fast enough for this thread



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 5:46pm
It is truly endless....

The posturing....the hyperbole...the outright lying...

Just the surface scratched. And yes, Paulgreeley...he has deleted all his "Masked" pictures...a damned shame.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 6:08pm


Say what you will...at least the frumpy guitarist is just swimming in fine trim
(No...those aren't novelty teeth)



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Dec 9,2014 6:11pm
13k likes of Facebook yet the only have 38 youtube subscribers.Hmmm something is off. Better start buying those youtube subscribers robb!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 6:18pm
Paulgreeley suspicions arise.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 9,2014 7:04pm
Stay on course RTTP. We're not here to bash some poor girl with dental issues.



toggletoggle post by Still well angels gayest moments part 1 at Dec 9,2014 7:36pm



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 7:54pm
I can't believe you PUSSIES are still talking shit!!! Start your own bands and MAYBE you can be 1% the success they are!!!! Then maybe your "opinions" might be worth SOMETHING!!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 9,2014 7:57pm
I do appreciate that "Funny Moments" is in quotes so that you know it's just a matter formality and there astro-turfed attempts to show their lighter side are in fact fucking stupid and embarrassing.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 9,2014 8:01pm
OK, after watching that video, I feel stupider, and yet more assured that Robb is, in fact, retarded.



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 8:02pm
RETARDED?!?! THEY HAVE A WORLDWIDE FANBASE!!!! WHAT DO YOU HAVE?!?!



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 9,2014 8:03pm
The proper number of chromosomes, for starters.



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 8:15pm
I was "TRYING" to play nice because Robb asked me too but now I can say what I want! Your all just TALENTLESS JEALOUS PUSSIES behind a computer with NOTHING better to do!!! They'll be laughing all the way to the bank when NO HALO drops GLOBALLY!!! And what will you have besides your dicks in your hands?!?! LOL



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 9,2014 8:20pm
ReggieFarnsworth said[orig][quote]
And what will you have besides your dicks in your hands?!?! LOL


No kool-aid in our hair and the ability to count to 20 with our shoes on.



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 8:25pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Shows how much you know about the "business"!!! There look sets them apart from everyone else and shows they have there shit TOGETHER!! Maybe they should look like a bunch of homeless people on stage. THAT WILL WORK!!! LMFAO!!! YOU MORON!!



toggletoggle post by really at Dec 9,2014 8:33pm
There's no way this can be real. Nobody actually gives this much of a fuck.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 9,2014 8:39pm
You're right, joke's on me, I want one of those sweet(read: stupid) cowboy hats and a soul patch that looks like I ate out some bleeding Worcester pussy. How do I get those?



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 9,2014 8:42pm
I tried but there is NO talking sense into you ASSHOLES!! Have fun with your "lives"!!! LOL



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 9,2014 8:45pm
Dueling comments posted 1 minute apart. SOUNDS LEGIT.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 9:05pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Dueling comments posted 1 minute apart. SOUNDS LEGIT.


Having been heavily involved in this on here and Facebook I can confidently say that the Reggie on here is the Reggie on Robb's posts.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 9,2014 9:31pm
Only unblocking someone from your Facebook page to have an actual debate, proceeding to call them a faggot, losing said argument, threatening to go to the police, then deleting the whole thing is real.

See also: Cancer Benefit Event Page.



toggletoggle post by Still-Birth Angels at Dec 9,2014 10:10pm
ReggieFarnsworth said[orig][quote]
Shows how much you know about the "business"!!! There look sets them apart from everyone else and shows they have there shit TOGETHER!!




toggletoggle post by Quote of the thread at Dec 9,2014 10:45pm
Robb‘s%AWOL%20Left%20Nut said[orig][quote]
The proper number of chromosomes, for starters.


Best. Response. Ever.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 9,2014 11:00pm
ReggieFarnsworth said[orig][quote]
I tried but there is NO talking sense into you ASSHOLES!! Have fun with your "lives"!!! LOL


Have fun with yours. Better hope you don't get cancer.



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Dec 9,2014 11:30pm
How can a band have a world wide fan base when they can't even sellout a show at the fucking Sad Cafe?! Stop kissing Robb's ass Reggie and get a clue.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 9,2014 11:41pm
Wouldn't some of that "Worldwide fanbase", 13,000 strong, EVER POST on a single, repeated ad nauseum status?
It's the same thing every post.
"We are excited about something!!!"
*Crickets*
*Robb likes own post*
*Robb likes post as State Of Corrections*
*More Crickets*

And Reggie is literally a Johnny-Cum-Lately. Way to pick this as your bandwagon to jump on...you half-retarded, illiterate homophobe.
You and your KoolAid goatee and closeted tendencies fit right in.



toggletoggle post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 10,2014 1:44am
How to ruin a fund raiser for cancer victims.

http://imgur.com/a/cl0Mb



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 10,2014 3:56am
http://www.thepulsemag.com/wordpress/worcester-music-awards/comment-page-2

Worcester Pulse Music Awards
If you scroll down to the comments section, you will find our masked crusader nominating himself for the "Lifetime Achievement Award" without a hint of irony.

The douchebaggery. It's endless.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 10,2014 4:47am
I knew this guy had issues before all of this started but holy fucking shit. It still keeps coming.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 10,2014 4:52am
Taken from Facebook. I am guessing from the cancer benefit.




toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 10,2014 4:55am



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 10,2014 5:04am
http://www.reverbnation.com/musician/robbwells

"Just here to rule the world along with my band at my side."

I wonder if his band that he joined last year is aware of this.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 10,2014 6:23am
http://www.gofundme.com/ezb8og

When sharing this...he typically flies into a swear-filled rage when everyone ignores him (as usual)
"I AM LOSING FAITH IN THE WORLD!! I GUESS I SHOULD NEVER HELP ANYONE ELSE EVER AGAIN!! I AM DOING ALL I CAN!!"

Meanwhile, he goes to Red Sox games...and Rock & Shock...and spends who knows how much of this joke of a band...



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 10,2014 6:34am
https://www.facebook.com/events/1483986001844627/

Another failed benefit for their "biggest fan"...
Blamed the other bands (again) for it's miserable failure.
Again pictures with 10 people there...

More broken promises...again dragging a sick person to the scene of the mega-fail



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 10,2014 6:55am
Gotta get that full hour of autograph signing! Signing little kids' hands and their fat mother's FOMPA takes time!



toggletoggle post by wut at Dec 10,2014 7:31am
10am sound check and autographed bass strings = worse than tommy d



toggletoggle post by brick in yo face at Dec 10,2014 8:16am
lol @ this guys nasal polyps. Shouldnt have done so much blow back in the 80s when he was in his late thirties.



toggletoggle post by A Jealous Baby with Huge Tumors at Dec 10,2014 8:44am
Thanks for scamming my grandma out of my chemo money you faggots.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 10,2014 8:49am
Robb‘s%20Cancer%20Victim-Victim said[orig][quote]
http://www.gofundme.com/ezb8og

When sharing this...he typically flies into a swear-filled rage when everyone ignores him (as usual)
"I AM LOSING FAITH IN THE WORLD!! I GUESS I SHOULD NEVER HELP ANYONE ELSE EVER AGAIN!! I AM DOING ALL I CAN!!"


Hey, he's doing the best that he can / best he ever did. Sounds like you should just GERR AWHEYYY



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 10,2014 8:58am
*Logs out*
*NLI's as SIGNATURE COWBOY HAT*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM THE MOST SIGNATURE HAT OF ALL TIME!!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 10,2014 9:06am
how does one autograph bass strings?



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 10,2014 9:11am
Hey now, Robb never claimed to be a real angel. He’s got no halo.

NO!
HALO!
NO!
HALO!
NO!
TALENT!



toggletoggle post by Columbo at Dec 10,2014 9:17am
Got a sinking feeling that Reggie Farnsworth is Robb. There is a striking SIMILARITY in 'THERE' horrible grammar & liberal USE! of caps-lock & quotes.



toggletoggle post by LEGIONS OF DEDICATED FANS at Dec 10,2014 9:30am
reggie farnsworth is 100% guaranteed a fake account made by rob to give fake applause and fanfare to his swa posts.



toggletoggle post by LEGIONS OF DEDICATED FANS at Dec 10,2014 9:32am
51 friends and a pic of a dude w/ a kool aid dyed beard sounds legit



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 10,2014 9:43am
https://www.facebook.com/groups/461742263857214/permalink/864103966954373/

Apparently Boston needs Stillborn Angels to put them BACK on THE map FOR WORLD DOMINATIONALIZING or something.

Still want to know what Robb's mental infirmity is, because it's amazing. Who would trust this guy to work with electricity and not lick the wires? And what's with their fat roadie/hype man?

Layers of mystery to this band. I am intrigued.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 10,2014 9:46am
https://www.facebook.com/events/732865983445748/

This is like Christmas. Watch Robb have a giant temper tantrum halfway down the page because nobody is booking them, while trying to say at the same time that the booking is going great and they're on their way to world domination.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 10,2014 9:55am
On the one hand, there are so many potential replies to their posts. On the other, watching Rob be the only commenter on that event is a thing of beauty.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 10,2014 10:00am
Plus, you know he'll just delete anything that contradicts their image of themselves as these super huge rock stars anyway.



toggletoggle post by Uncle Tom's Kendall Sq Lofts at Dec 10,2014 10:10am
When I first read this thread I thought it was as puerile and stupid as the folks who post here regularly-hobby rockers with cowboy hats is no worse that a bunch of fat, greasy, mid 30s long hairs at a shit bar in a shit city with an outright creepy dick to vagina ratio.

Then the whole 'we're going for it' vibe at a late stage in life. At some point having dreams becomes a little faggy. A little sad, but meh.

Then the cancer weirdness.

Then the delusions-13000 fans and 30 person crowds after 15 years of sub-mediocrity should send your internal Bayesian network into a tizzy.

The crash and burn factor on this is a little higher than flight 175, keep up the pathetic but necessary work gentlemen.



toggletoggle post by A Jealous Baby with Huge Tumors at Dec 10,2014 10:17am
After getting ripped off for all my cancr funds I wish I was a stillborn angel. Which in Rob speak means I was almost aborted.



toggletoggle post by Rod swells at Dec 10,2014 10:20am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
On the one hand, there are so many potential replies to their posts. On the other, watching Rob be the only commenter on that event is a thing of beauty.


Reminds me of Garfield without Garfield




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 10,2014 10:35am
Haha, I'd contribute to a gofundme for Rob Wells minus facebook replies comic strip.



toggletoggle post by Priceless Bass Strings at Dec 10,2014 10:51am



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toggletoggle post by Priceless Bass Strings at Dec 10,2014 10:55am



toggletoggle post by RTTP thread mechanic at Dec 10,2014 10:55am
Uncle%20Tom said[orig][quote]
When I first read this thread I thought it was as puerile and stupid as the folks who post here regularly-hobby rockers with cowboy hats is no worse that a bunch of fat, greasy, mid 30s long hairs at a shit bar in a shit city with an outright creepy dick to vagina ratio.


Well, here's the problem - looks like you're a fagget! That'll be $18 P&L, please.



toggletoggle post by Priceless Bass Strings at Dec 10,2014 11:11am



toggletoggle post by Priceless Bass Strings at Dec 10,2014 11:13am



toggletoggle post by Indonesia at Dec 10,2014 11:24am



toggletoggle post by grilled_dickcheese_sandwich at Dec 10,2014 11:28am
Who the fuck do these Hot Topics Godsmack Kool aid hair 90's throwback rejects think they are? Nobody wants your fucking autograph you ego maniacal self aggrandizing fuckwad ingrate motherfuckers. Matching outfits are for faggets that care more about image than what their sucky band sounds like and this band sounds so bad I hope their bad music makes all their shitfuck glow in the dark Marilyn Manson douche fans slit their wrists.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 10,2014 12:00pm
GRILLED DICKCHEESE HAS SPOKEN



toggletoggle post by Jealous losers at Dec 10,2014 12:44pm
you just wish you had awesome sponsors like us




toggletoggle post by The Real Truth at Dec 10,2014 1:07pm
It's funny how all these funderground faggots jump in on the bandwagon of making fun of a nu metal band buy get all butthurt when people make fun of their shitty "metal" band.



toggletoggle post by Rodd swells at Dec 10,2014 1:11pm
The%20Real%20Truth said[orig][quote]
It's funny how all these funderground faggots jump in on the bandwagon of making fun of a nu metal band buy get all butthurt when people make fun of their shitty "metal" band.


Clearly, making passive-aggresive comments to unspecified targets and without logging in is the high road to take.



toggletoggle post by old wise man on a hill at Dec 10,2014 1:15pm
Except no one in the funderground autographs used bass strings and grow cancer cells in petri dishes in case they need them someday. It's entirely possible to be real and play for fun without proclaiming yourself a messiah in your own mind.



toggletoggle post by The Real Truth at Dec 10,2014 1:16pm
Yea, just like this whole thread. Why dont you toughguys say this to their faces. What I'm doing is the same as what you are doing. Stop being part of the funderground .



toggletoggle post by Rodd swells at Dec 10,2014 1:20pm
whats a funderground? i dont think that word is real. which is "funny" considering your handle on this board.



toggletoggle post by muddy may sugginz at Dec 10,2014 1:25pm
Here's the entire conversation between Robb and Sully yesterday. Presented in gorgeous shitty Tumblr format

http://bananab0at69.tumblr.com/



toggletoggle post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 10,2014 1:33pm
You should probably post that to imgur where you can have it in order and not retarded.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 10,2014 1:34pm
The%20Real%20Truth said[orig][quote]
Yea, just like this whole thread. Why dont you toughguys say this to their faces. What I'm doing is the same as what you are doing. Stop being part of the funderground .


You appear to have a very hazy grasp of what that term means, sir.



toggletoggle post by The Real Truth at Dec 10,2014 1:50pm
Says the man who plays in a funderground party thrash band



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 10,2014 1:50pm
I'm a proud basement dweller in a shitty metal band.



toggletoggle post by Aril is mad bro at Dec 10,2014 1:51pm
excessive use of "funderground" term = troll identified



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 10,2014 1:54pm
TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject said[orig][quote]
You should probably post that to imgur where you can have it in order and not retarded.


if it was listed in order, it wouldn't make it any less retarded.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 10,2014 1:57pm
Dude how has this not actually been posted, yet. This is the most MEHHYEAHHHEYARRRRRR that any band has ever been, ever. *bonus points for douchebag 50s mic cradling and "hand patting heart" faux sincerity*


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 10,2014 1:58pm
Plus now we know why Robb talks about cum so much.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 10,2014 1:59pm
It's like Staind took a bunch of thalidomide and then had a baby with Days of the NEHHH-HYEAAAHHHH



toggletoggle post by muddy may sugginz at Dec 10,2014 2:03pm
http://imgur.com/a/Ym5uA

Here's the conversation on imgur. It just reads backwards because Fuck technology



toggletoggle post by muddy may sugginz at Dec 10,2014 2:08pm
muddy%20may%20sugginz said[orig][quote]
http://imgur.com/a/Ym5uA

Here's the conversation on imgur. It just reads backwards because Fuck technology


it's still in no order. Fuck it, I give up. Its all there. You can figure it out.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 10,2014 2:08pm
I'm pretty sure by the tone the bass drum in that song is a 5 gallon bucket.



toggletoggle post by muddy may sugginz at Dec 10,2014 2:10pm



toggletoggle post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 10,2014 2:24pm
When you upload the images, make sure they are listed from 1-whatever. When I have time I will organize it.



toggletoggle post by Some Guy at Dec 10,2014 2:34pm
I don't know If anyone actually has made it as far as 2:00 into That fucking terrible "Circum" Video but you should hear how he sings the Lyric "Taken Backaaaahhh"



toggletoggle post by Some Guy at Dec 10,2014 2:35pm
"10 steps Backaahhhhhh"



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 10,2014 2:37pm
The best part is definitely their overall enthusiasm about the song they are playing.



toggletoggle post by 13000 fans! at Dec 10,2014 2:42pm
The views on this thread are creeping up on the amount of "fans" STA have! Maybe they should buy ad space here.




toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 10,2014 2:43pm
Or how he spells like he sings. It takes a special kind of stupid to turn "succumb" into "circum".



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 10,2014 2:52pm
I can't stop giggling at "TICKERTS"



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 10,2014 2:57pm
Aril%20is%20mad%20bro said[orig][quote]
excessive use of "funderground" term = troll identified


Yeah, because I'm the only person who has ever used that stupid fucking term.
Also, the sky is blue and a bear shits in the woods.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 10,2014 3:02pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Aril%20is%20mad%20bro said[orig][quote]
excessive use of "funderground" term = troll identified


Yeah, because I'm the only person who has ever used that stupid fucking term.
Also, the sky is blue and a bear shits in the woods.


See, I would've said "not quite understanding the term funderground, T.I." - but accualy was not Arl al algno.





toggletoggle post by arilliusbm at Dec 10,2014 3:04pm
Thread needs more

RISK OF RAIN



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 10,2014 3:05pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Thread needs more

RISK OF RAIN


Hit me up on STEREHEYEAM



toggletoggle post by question for rob at Dec 10,2014 4:08pm
Just curious what's up with the backwards N in your logo? Is there a secret meaning? I'll post a pic of their logo so you know what I'm talking about.

Thanks guys!





toggletoggle post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 10,2014 4:12pm
muddy%20may%20sugginz said[orig][quote]
http://imgur.com/a/biksr

FUCK!


FIXED

http://imgur.com/a/D40n0



toggletoggle post by only reggie = robb is real at Dec 10,2014 4:22pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/470840773013872/

Just another sold out show (31 attended) with Grammy nominees and self proclaimed hardest working band in New England, Still Well Angel!


...but seriously, someone should share their bullshit with some clubs/promoters/bands and expose them as the delusional, self absorbed, ego maniacal twats that they are. All of this childish, homophobic, delusional shit would ruin their "career" as washed up 40 something year old local musicians.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 10,2014 4:29pm
only%20reggie%20=%20robb%20is%20real said[orig][quote]
https://www.facebook.com/events/470840773013872/

Just another sold out show (31 attended) with Grammy nominees and self proclaimed hardest working band in New England, Still Well Angel!


...but seriously, someone should share their bullshit with some clubs/promoters/bands and expose them as the delusional, self absorbed, ego maniacal twats that they are. All of this childish, homophobic, delusional shit would ruin their "career" as washed up 40 something year old local musicians.


Robb: Only MY band can play center stage at MY birthday show with MY grammy nominated band!

Also, LOL @ 21+ after-party at the same American Legion.



toggletoggle post by On the other anal bead at Dec 10,2014 4:35pm
at least THIS guy has it together




toggletoggle post by muddy may sugginz at Dec 10,2014 4:47pm
Does anyone know how old Robb actually is?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 10,2014 4:47pm



toggletoggle post by only reggie = robb is real at Dec 10,2014 4:48pm
Im still baffled that one of their "tour" demands is that they will only play venues with 500+ capacity when their local shows only bring in 30 people in which 95% of them are in the other bands that are playing that night. These guys are absolutely unfuckingbelievable!

https://www.facebook.com/StillWellAngelMusic/events?key=past&ref=5
Their past events show nothing but terrible attendance at venues that ive never even heard of.

Aaaaannnndddd......they actually did a battle of the bands for a chance to open up for HINDER!!



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF ONCOLOGY at Dec 10,2014 5:01pm



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 10,2014 5:04pm
Listening to that video right now:
5:45 - the host responds with how he needs to check out that video dump page because underground rock that hasn't been through the major label meatgrinder is like awesome
10:00 - talk about how the scene is dying because so many bands are trying to do the same thing
14:45 - Without touring, you're only making pennies
15:30 - Now that there's 3d printers, you can download a tshirt too!
18:30 - Actually, fuck this.



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Dec 10,2014 6:08pm





Because when you are FAMOUS world wide amd have 13k likes on facebook it only makes sense that the second show from the KHAOS tour is played at a thrift store.One step closer to world domination.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 10,2014 6:12pm
TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject said[orig][quote]
How to ruin a fund raiser for cancer victims.

http://imgur.com/a/cl0Mb


Holy fuck, reading this in detail for the first time.
"ITT: Robb Wells admits to medical complications that generally result from long-term drug use, and then guilt trips a terminally ill grandmother for the time he stayed up on meth for two days straight and crashed his truck"

Am I getting this right?



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 10,2014 6:30pm
DYA%20is%20LEGAL%20LENS%20TWILL said[orig][quote]

Holy fuck, reading this in detail for the first time.
"ITT: Robb Wells admits to medical complications that generally result from long-term drug use, and then guilt trips a terminally ill grandmother for the time he stayed up on meth for two days straight and crashed his truck"

Am I getting this right?


Seems about right, yeah.



toggletoggle post by Robb wells should get real cancer at Dec 10,2014 7:00pm
I booked a show a while back....the hall cost 380 dollars, paid some kid with a p.a 50 dollars. Charged 8 dollars at the door. With paying money to all the bands and certain bands guarante's I still made out with a grand. How did his loser set up a 50,000 dollar event?? what!?!? This guy is a fucking asshole and his FAT band members suck just as much. Fucking freaks



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 10,2014 9:19pm
This Is Boston survived multiple people misappropriating large amounts of money and still had thousands to hand over to the One Fund. It's not almost rocket science.



toggletoggle post by TICKERTZ FOR TUBBY TWINNZ at Dec 10,2014 9:24pm
Wood yew lahk uh tikkert tuh mah shoew?!



toggletoggle post by pee pee bum bum at Dec 10,2014 9:45pm



toggletoggle post by TICKERTMERSTRR at Dec 10,2014 11:06pm



toggletoggle post by TICKERTMERSTRR at Dec 10,2014 11:08pm



toggletoggle post by TICKERTMERSTRR at Dec 10,2014 11:26pm



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF ARCHIVES at Dec 10,2014 11:35pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
This Is Boston survived multiple people misappropriating large amounts of money and still had thousands to hand over to the One Fund. It's not almost rocket science.


NutShaver, and he was one of you faggets.



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Dec 10,2014 11:40pm
I really dig robb's pretty nail polish in that meme.Just a thought but aren't most 40 something year old men who wear nail polish usually drag queens?



toggletoggle post by Longdeadgod_nli at Dec 11,2014 12:55am
You notice the absence of any female defenders of this band? That's the one thing this thread is missing, is the gf or "manager" getting involved



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 1:50am edited Dec 11,2014 1:52am
Whilst trying to determine when Lady Spitfire was going to blacklist me I came across this:

https://www.facebook.com/metalmotivation




toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 11,2014 6:06am
Longdeadgod_nli said[orig][quote]
You notice the absence of any female defenders of this band? That's the one thing this thread is missing, is the gf or "manager" getting involved


Lady Spitfire would probably come defend her favoritest band in the world, but any place she and her friends can't delete comments and blacklist people is not a safe place for her.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 11,2014 6:42am
https://www.facebook.com/events/360298280790440/?ref=5

Who the fuck makes an event for their album mixing and invites people to watch a stream of it? What the hell is the point of that?



toggletoggle post by TOM HANKS at Dec 11,2014 7:26am
CRYING? THERE'S NO CRYING IN METAL



toggletoggle post by surf party at Dec 11,2014 8:09am
Robb‘s%20AWOL%20Left%20Nut said[orig][quote]
https://www.facebook.com/events/360298280790440/?ref=5

Who the fuck makes an event for their album mixing and invites people to watch a stream of it? What the hell is the point of that?


I have a large dvd collection of people dicking around with protools



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 8:25am
If you read down the comments, apparently the stream didn't even work, anyway.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 11,2014 8:32am
RTTP%20DEPARTMENT%20OF%20ARCHIVES said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
This Is Boston survived multiple people misappropriating large amounts of money and still had thousands to hand over to the One Fund. It's not almost rocket science.


NutShaver, and he was one of you faggets.


The guy who is a pariah and lives in hiding now? Yeah we're all great pals.

And the fact that we all knew him disproves my point how?



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 8:37am
also, RTTP now #1 and #2 hits for
"still well angel" "dick beard"


but down to #6 for "dead ICP baby"



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 11,2014 8:38am
"Technical difficulties" = there was no one else on the other end of the Skype session



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 8:41am
They shoulda tried Gergle hengherrrts.



toggletoggle post by TOM HANKS at Dec 11,2014 9:42am
Still WELLLLLLLLLLSSSSSOOONNNN Angel



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF ANOTHER FAILED BENEFIT at Dec 11,2014 9:55am
SWA was so upset about this thread that they booked a benefit against bullying.
https://www.facebook.com/events/247707572057323


This is a Acoustic show featuring:
9:15-10pm Still Well Angel
8:30-9pm Cody Care
7:45-8:15pm Ron LaChapelle
Show starts at 7pm...No Cover
Legacy X will be there to collect anti bullying messages as well. Go to Legacyx.com for more info.
Bring any new/used unwanted clothes/toys/housewares for donation to help fight against Bullying. 180° Shoppe donates all of it's proceeds to Blueskies Wellness, Inc. a local nonprofit agency dedicated to ending bullying in the Merrimack Valley area.


You heard it. The venue will be donating all proceeds (of which there will be none since there is no cover and no one attending anyways) to an anti-bullying organization that will be too docile to complain about not actually getting any money. They will also be collecting blankets and clothing to end bullying because bullies are helpless against blankets.

All in all it's a chance for them to promote SWA and some amazing acts (I heard Ron LaChappelle has a hilarious bit on grape drink) and support a less tangible cause that an 18 month old baby won't die from when they don't raise any money.

FULL SUPPORT!!



toggletoggle post by Logical Falacy at Dec 11,2014 10:22am
Robb hates bullying unless it involves calling someone a faggot or a cunt



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 11,2014 10:24am
Robb hates bullying unless someone smaller than him pisses him off and he's got a legion of people(including Downsy Ramone there, Lady Spitfire) to back him up. Then it's justice.



toggletoggle post by Jason Stone at Dec 11,2014 10:46am
I must advise you all that if you persist in making these posts you are in essence writing yourselves one way tickertz to the hoosgowl.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 11:12am
I don't want to keep posting but I keep Circumming to the urge.



toggletoggle post by STERP_BURLERS at Dec 11,2014 11:15am



toggletoggle post by UHRNREAL TUHRMAMENT ANEHRNCER at Dec 11,2014 11:17am
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MEHRNSTEHR KEHRL



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 11,2014 12:05pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
I don't want to keep posting but I keep Circumming to the urge.


you need to learn to Circumvent the desire by Circumabulating and Circumnavigating the Circumference.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 12:12pm
Wert?



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 11,2014 12:31pm
All of this circumflexing circumstantial evidence is creating a circumambience other than originally circumscribed.



toggletoggle post by KIRHSTERN DURNST at Dec 11,2014 12:40pm



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 12:46pm
Man, I would give nearly anything to get video of SWA Unplugged.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 12:52pm edited Dec 11,2014 12:56pm

bennyhillifier

There's some good RRRRs in there. 2:20-2:25isb specifically.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 1:00pm

bennyhillifier

I go to a dark place when I listen to this song.



toggletoggle post by SWA DEPT OF CHARITABLE CHARITIES at Dec 11,2014 1:06pm
Hey little kid. Sorry you were bullied and called names. Here's a second hand B.U.M Equipment sweater with a cigarette burn that will solve all your problemsssssMMMMRRRYEAAAHH!!!!




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 11,2014 1:17pm
I hate the way his voice shits out whenever he has to "scream". It's such a cheap way of vocalizing.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 1:31pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]


There's some good RRRRs in there. 2:20-2:25isb specifically.


You are a god among men.




toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 1:32pm
This is the worst Slapshot cover I've ever heard.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 1:33pm
From the video description:

Playing No Friend of Mineion


You can't make this shit up.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 1:33pm
Although I think "Mieyhiahwn" is more of an accurate spelling.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 1:35pm
(The one random dude dancing around by himself @ 2:52 while the bassist jackasses around with his wireless is just priceless.)



toggletoggle post by DAYS OF THE NEW at Dec 11,2014 1:42pm
DYA%20is%20LITERATE%20LULZ%20LIBRARIAN said[orig][quote]
This is the worst Slapshot cover I've ever heard.


bennyhillifier[/QUOTE

can this fagget wear his days of the new signature guitar any fucking lower? he's basically resting his balls on top of it. if he has them.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 1:48pm
I just keep finding better and better videos, this pit has no bottom.



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPT OF EMPTY BUTTDART VENUES at Dec 11,2014 1:59pm
Working overtime here trying to find and document new empty spaces for SWA to play. They have a video of themselves playing to an empty room in just about every conceivable buttdart venue in northeastern Massachusetts. My wife tells me I need to take some time off, but the resolve of this band to play to a giant empty room surrounded by $1000 worth of PA equipment is just too strong.

oh well... BACK WORRRRHKKMMMRRRYEAAAAH



toggletoggle post by Truth at Dec 11,2014 2:46pm
I'm sure Still Well Angel loves all the free publicity they're getting on here.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 2:49pm
Butthurt PMs would disagree with that statement.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 11,2014 2:53pm
Yes, the same people threatening to sue everyone making fun of them are just loving this.

"Truth" knocks it out of the park again.



toggletoggle post by DAYS OF THE NEW at Dec 11,2014 2:58pm
post the butthurt pm's plz sacreligion



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 3:18pm
Okie dokie.




toggletoggle post by wobb rells at Dec 11,2014 3:23pm
nothing screams rock and roll louder than grown ass "men" whining about cyber bullying



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 3:25pm
Please note that this PM was sent after repeated attempts to alert them of the scam they were participating in and that no actual label representatives would be present.



toggletoggle post by Big Shot Businessman at Dec 11,2014 3:25pm
Whenever I nicely and professionally ask someone to do something, I always make sure to talk shit to them at the same time.



toggletoggle post by LABEL SHOWCASE at Dec 11,2014 3:28pm
There may not have been winners (besides that 15 year old girl that won), but there were certainly losers.



toggletoggle post by wobb rells at Dec 11,2014 3:28pm
the funny thing is, they all know none of that is true. they didnt sell out the place, no body is jealous, the place was not packed. what is he really trying to prove



toggletoggle post by Smoked a Big Cigar and Drove a Cadillac Car at Dec 11,2014 3:28pm
I think this band's outta sight!



toggletoggle post by muddy may sugginz at Dec 11,2014 3:46pm
This band is the goose that laid the golden shit. They just keep giving. I think there can't possibly be any more funny and then someone posts another new thing.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 3:47pm
"I am asking you nicely and professionally to stop, something something crying on your couch like a doo-doo dumdum head. Ur jelly, hardest-working band, etc. etc. Now here's Robb with some thoughts about cum."



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 3:48pm
>> "it STOPS now"
>> it doesn't stop



toggletoggle post by wobb rells at Dec 11,2014 3:51pm
mike you should have just dropped a "shutup fagget"



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 3:54pm edited Dec 11,2014 3:55pm
That dude just liked Dumpster Fire's page. Stay tuned for what is sure to be a well-written and professional thesis as to why we suck.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 3:56pm
I'll just leave this here

"Bass Solo Fun Feat: Robb of SWA"
Come hang out with ROBB of SWA and some of his fellow bassists as they go headstock to headstock to see who will be "king for a day" on the bass! He'd be happy with just being a Prince but he'd be even happier if ALL of you were there to see it representing with your HEADS OF RED!

https://www.facebook.com/events/1461470744109983/



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 3:59pm
Well, this outta be interesting. I've burned the tips of 3 of my fingers on my "picking" hand. I typically play bass with my fingers (in Still Well Angel I use a pick) but, I guess today... pick it is!
What? You didn't think I'd bail for a few burnt fingers, did ya?
GAME ON! How many "heads of red" will I see tonight?


"When this sucks, here's my preordered excuse as to why"



toggletoggle post by Snowden at Dec 11,2014 4:00pm
DYA%20is%20LITERATE%20LULZ%20LIBRARIAN said[orig][quote]
I'll just leave this here

"Bass Solo Fun Feat: Robb of SWA"


What's up with the gimp mask?



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 11,2014 4:01pm
also "headstock to headstock"

OO=======o o======OO




toggletoggle post by MERP! MERP! BATTLE JACKET ALERT! at Dec 11,2014 4:03pm


Who is the douchebag with the thunderbird and battle jacket? MERP MERP MERP!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 4:05pm



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 11,2014 4:08pm
Jesus. Did proper grammar fuck these guys behind a bar when they were drunk? Is that why SWA refuses to have anything to do it?



toggletoggle post by Red Head Redemption at Dec 11,2014 4:09pm
Only our boys in SWA would take a general event like that and make their own page which of course is FEATURING their own player who also happens to be a nobody.

"WOW! I seriously got all warm inside. Even got goosebumps! The amount of sharing for this event is so friggin' AWESOME! I never realized, before, how much support I have. So FUCKING blessed!"

10 WENT
11 MAYBE
1100 INVITED



toggletoggle post by lol $250 at Dec 11,2014 4:15pm
"Charles Berthoud won the contest and received $250."

He could use that $250 to buy a pair of autographed strings from the contest's most prominent loser ROBB WELLS OF STILL WELL ANGELLLLLAAAYYYMRREEYEAH!!!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 4:18pm
Or donate to Still Well Angel and double their current GoFundMe total.



toggletoggle post by Don'tFundMe at Dec 11,2014 4:20pm
Robb's plans have more holes in them than his mom's roof.



toggletoggle post by 420 at Dec 11,2014 4:21pm


420 toke up faggets



toggletoggle post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 11,2014 4:22pm
Only saying you've never instigated an argument or threatened anyone, then deleting this post before you go to the police is real. (My apologies, some of the comments were not expanded.)

http://imgur.com/a/JJbCf



toggletoggle post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 11,2014 4:28pm
To paraphrase shrunken comments:

Robb: "Sully is just an asshole who was mad his friend's band didn't get paid on that benefit! Erick and I had a signed agreement and he knows he broke it!"

Lucia: "Those guys are dicks! Just jealous losers! I am going to blacklist them for doing this and then we'll see where they get!"



toggletoggle post by RTTP AND 1 at Dec 11,2014 4:30pm
Don‘tFundMe said[orig][quote]
more holes in them than his mom's roof.




#shotsfired



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworths balls deep in Robb Wells at Dec 11,2014 5:14pm
Is reggie the igor of SWA? Robb says something and this douche is all over his fake cancer covered micro penis



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworths balls deep in Robb Wells at Dec 11,2014 5:16pm
And who the fuck is this halloween decoration of a woman lucia? Blacklisting bands? FROM WHAT?!?!?! WHAT DOES SHE DO!!?!?! These people disgust me to the point of serious anger.



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworths balls deep in Robb Wells at Dec 11,2014 5:21pm
Blacklisting people from the industry??How can these freaks be so fucking delusional? Its like they are a bunch of little kids playing house. FUCKING AWFUL!



toggletoggle post by Charles Berthoud's 48 string bass at Dec 11,2014 5:36pm
Robb Wells
BASSIST FOR STILL WELL ANGEL = automatic last place.

Stick to wearing gimp masks and your cum collection, because your bass playing is pathetic.



toggletoggle post by r to the o double b at Dec 11,2014 5:52pm
Look at how he's holding his bass in that picture. Seriously. The gimp mask. This a a fifty year old man.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 5:55pm
178 year old Robb Wells is disappoint.



toggletoggle post by r to the o double b at Dec 11,2014 6:00pm
I'm surprised no one's come to defend themselves. Or at least threaten to sue us.



toggletoggle post by CHARLES_BERTHOUD at Dec 11,2014 6:11pm
HEAR YE HEAR YE MOTHERFUCKAZ. THE REIGNING BASS CHAMP IS HERE. C.B. 12 STRANGS WITH 250 DEAD MOTHERFUCKIN PRESIDENTS IN MY POCKET.

Lemme tell you basic niggas what's up with Robb Wells. That nigga couldn't out bass me if I jerked off a lawn mower first. That bitch nigga play like Cliff Burton AFTER his ass got flattened. Nigga's slap harmonics sound like Newman from Seinfeld chewing on his own diarrhea.
I'm better than him, Josh Staples, errybody! Especially Josh Staples.

Thanks for letting me post guys. First time long time. Peace love and god homies



toggletoggle post by a really important guy at Dec 11,2014 6:12pm
backed for best rttp thread of all time.
xmikex is batting 1000



toggletoggle post by wobb rells at Dec 11,2014 6:17pm
i get a semi every time i see there is a new post ITT



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 6:20pm
wobb%20rells said[orig][quote]
i get a semi every time i see there is a new post ITT


Troll identified.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 11,2014 6:23pm
a%20really%20important%20guy said[orig][quote]
backed for best rttp thread of all time.
xmikex is batting 1000


I can't take credit for this. When RTTP comes together as a community, as the prophet Pepelis once foretold, we are as strong as we are /r/etarded.



toggletoggle post by Drunken Tom Hanks style baseball manager at Dec 11,2014 7:01pm
http://youtu.be/sR3uY8Fd9U8

Wendy's and hot topic proudly presents SON OF BACONATOR



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 11,2014 7:24pm

bennyhillifier

So does this guy always paint his nails or just for performances and shitty jam videos?



toggletoggle post by Roth from Crackdust at Dec 11,2014 7:25pm
i keep seeing advertisements to 'like' these equinsu ochas all over facebook here in botswana. this band sucks!!!



toggletoggle post by LOL at Dec 11,2014 8:14pm
This band doesn't know the 90's ended.



toggletoggle post by Robbs 3rd tour of duty at Dec 11,2014 8:55pm
I've never met him in person. Is Robb this horrible in person too?



toggletoggle post by SEEMSLEGIT at Dec 11,2014 9:16pm
Taken from the Still Well Angel Fan Club. The one with a whopping 125 members. And yes, almost all of those comments are band members or roadie guy.




toggletoggle post by LADIES MAN at Dec 11,2014 9:24pm



toggletoggle post by Matt Cheese SWA at Dec 11,2014 9:32pm
misery loves company, huh? bunch of faggot cum dumpster buttfaces!



toggletoggle post by 'SUP GUYS at Dec 11,2014 11:23pm



toggletoggle post by WUT? at Dec 11,2014 11:51pm
DIS SHIT COST FIDDY FO DOLLA!! FUK DAT!!!!!!
http://www.petergrimm.com/Shop_peter_grimm/drifter_4/crystal.html


DO WILLIE NELSON SHOP IN DAT STOR????



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 11,2014 11:59pm
That hat is so fucking edgy!



toggletoggle post by Gay for walls at Dec 12,2014 12:03am



toggletoggle post by SWA Photoshop Contest at Dec 12,2014 12:11am
Winner gets a a pair of signed guitar strings.




toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 12,2014 12:16am
just got home from practice and I see that this thread has hit 600 posts and 10,000 views. Bova smiles on us all.




toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 12,2014 12:22am
I've known Anders for many years. We met sometime ago when we had a vision (shared by others) of creating a festival that many rock/metal/goth/punk acts would be a part of...The N.E.P.G.M. Festival.
Upon leaving that, Anders and I shared MANY conversations on how we could help our scene. Some of them conversations led to her creating Dark Sky Productions and later led to her becoming an instructor at The SCHOOL OF ROCK - BOSTON.
I am greatly saddened I don't have my little buddy around anymore.
I am still expecting a piece of mail from her. She donated one month of her schools tuition to my benefit show. It's going to be the hardest piece of mail I've ever opened.
Love and miss you buddy!

^^That is what Robb posted when Anderson Lynne Mar passed away. He literally takes credit for her starting her production co.
She actually formed it when a friend quit booking at a place. She had never booked before, so she formed Dark Sky. (From her ACTUAL friend's comments after her death)

He cryptRobbs her legacy, whatever that may have been...to get attention for himself.
Also, no further mention of that supposed envelope or benefit. Ever.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 12,2014 12:44am
I don't leave home without my legions of fans, rock n roll in my heart and my Peter Grimm haberdashery. I want people to stare at my giant wisdom tooth surgery cheeks so I can save my male pattern baldness mohawk for special occasions.



toggletoggle post by PARTY HARD at Dec 12,2014 12:55am



toggletoggle post by skenster at Dec 12,2014 1:24am
The band sucks. I get that. If they just said, "this is what we do. We like it and we're having fun" I get it

But Robb is such a fucking scum bag. They deserve every word until they kick him the Fuck out.



toggletoggle post by robotpie at Dec 12,2014 1:50am
KORNER OF KHAOTIC ROOFS

http://i.imgur.com/Nx1N1Tj.png

This is actually starting to bum me out



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 12,2014 8:32am
hey guys, could you save me a KORNER OF THAT CAKEOSS?



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 12,2014 9:11am
Sorry, all out of CAKEOSS. Wait until tomorrow though, we’re GETTING a BRAND NEW WORLD PREMIER CAKE! With MISPELLED LYRICS! Tune in tomorrow Yeti and get some CAKEKILL CAKELONIS!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 12,2014 9:13am
Help me out here. Did Robb start a GoFundMe to get his roof repaired?



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 12,2014 9:17am
skenster said[orig][quote]
The band sucks. I get that. If they just said, "this is what we do. We like it and we're having fun" I get it

But Robb is such a fucking scum bag. They deserve every word until they kick him the Fuck out.


Just the delusion in general - seriously, sucking is one thing, but the sheer "we are literally 5 minutes away from making it in The Biz at ALL TIMES / have somehow paradoxically already made it in The Biz and live rockstar lives while putting up Kickstarters to pay off back cable bills, lotto ticket commitments, etc." of it all is like




toggletoggle post by NYAC at Dec 12,2014 9:35am
NIGGER YOU ARE CORRECT



toggletoggle post by OLD TYME BUTTROCK at Dec 12,2014 9:41am
YOU'VE GOT CANCER AND I DON'T LIKE YOU
YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE
I DON'T LIKE THE CYBERBULLYING YOU DO
YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE
YOU WANT YOUR CANCER MONEY ITS EASY TO SEE
YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE
I TOLD DUMPSTER FIRE TO STAY AWAY FROM ME
YOU'RE NO FRIEND OF MINE

YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN COME AROUND
AND ACT LIKE YOU'RE 18 MONTHS OLD
JUST BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BENEFIT SHOW
DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN HANG AROUND
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE I POST
LAUGHING AT MY GOFUND ME
DON'T YOU REALIZE YOU'RE DIRT IN BILL MILLMAN'S EYES!!?!!



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 12,2014 9:42am
NYAC said[orig][quote]
NIGGER YOU ARE CORRECT





toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 12,2014 9:44am
I can't fucking wait for the B4B cover of that cover.



toggletoggle post by OLD TYME BUTTROCK at Dec 12,2014 10:02am
FYI, Their Reverbnation page as the rippinest question box.
http://www.reverbnation.com/stillwellangel



toggletoggle post by joeyvsdavidlopan at Dec 12,2014 10:11am edited Dec 12,2014 10:13am
IT'S FINALLY HERE


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 12,2014 10:21am



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 12,2014 10:21am
the EHR's and HYUH's are strong with this one.



toggletoggle post by we've had enough. at Dec 12,2014 10:22am
JEEEEEEEE-YUST

GO!



toggletoggle post by keeping the scene strong at Dec 12,2014 10:25am
nice ripoff boys!


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by YouTube Enthusiast at Dec 12,2014 10:33am
didn't laugh once. made it through a minute and a half.



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by This So-ee-ong Sucksa at Dec 12,2014 10:36am
A guy playing a tom roll over a bunch of wind sounds for a minute and a half is clutch when you want to push your middling nu metal song towards the six minute mark.



toggletoggle post by Robb's mom's glory holes at Dec 12,2014 10:42am
You think they can't get any worse and then BOOM!!!!! Cykill Cyclonis



toggletoggle post by "Jeee-yust" GO at Dec 12,2014 10:45am
This is so bad the 90's couldn't have handled it. Glad they waited almost 20 years to release it.



toggletoggle post by SWA Historian at Dec 12,2014 10:49am
OLD%20TYME%20BUTTROCK said[orig][quote]
FYI, Their Reverbnation page as the rippinest question box.
http://www.reverbnation.com/stillwellangel


Screenshot for the historical records.




toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 12,2014 10:52am
They color flip their logo in that video and it looks like a skinny, veiny, syphilitic dong.



toggletoggle post by stealmealanal at Dec 12,2014 11:18am
inb4 band battle to have 4pm opening slot to this stellar show

http://www.thepalladium.net/event/732249-c...l-chamber-special-guests-worcester/



toggletoggle post by Coal Chamber OFFICIAL at Dec 12,2014 11:23am
Please don't lump us in with this piece of shit local band. We played Ozzfest. Main stage and earned our braids & Jncos. To play with Still Well Angel would be career suicide or dare I say it.... mmmmmmmrrrrLOCO!



toggletoggle post by Correct form of your/you're at Dec 12,2014 11:25am
YI'VE HAD ENOUGH, U GOT ME FEELIN UR SIKO



toggletoggle post by Still Born Assholes at Dec 12,2014 11:35am
https://www.facebook.com/groups/548833525160954/

GOT A HORT GROUP FOR ALL ERRR FEMALES FANZUH!



toggletoggle post by stealmealanal at Dec 12,2014 11:36am
I'm confused here. Is it supposed be -

"Feelin you are (you're) psycho?" and used your/you're incorrectly

ORRRR

"Feeling your psyscho" - which uses pyscho as a noun and therefor makes no absoutely sense.


????

I can understand messing up this grammar in a quick post online or something but... How is the rest of the band completely fine with their LYRIC video being blantantly incorrect.


MIND = BLOWN



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 12,2014 11:40am
Well you’ve got the undercooked clone twins who probably one share one malformed brain. Guitarist is like 20 and so he probably doesn’t know better(I’m sure Fetus 1 and Fetus 2 and Robb Balls all talk up how much they know about “the industry” all the time to make him think they know better). And Robb is convinced that lying online and Kool-Aid hair dye are gonna get them signed.

Basically I’m saying this is a gaggle of magnificently stupid assholes.



toggletoggle post by Robb's Theoretical Domino at Dec 12,2014 11:45am
Grammar is clearly not their strong suit. But what do I know? There KHAOS has taking me!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 12,2014 12:32pm
If that song is worthy of being their next single, I honestlg can't wait to hear the rest of the album.



toggletoggle post by RTTP GRAMMAR WAFFEN SS at Dec 12,2014 12:33pm
YOUR ARRERSTERD



toggletoggle post by ked kath and keyond at Dec 12,2014 2:05pm
I'm dying to get the album. No joke. The interior of the album jacket is rife with possibilities to mock.



toggletoggle post by PTF at Dec 12,2014 2:08pm
I was at that bass competition. The SWA bassist was the last guy. It was very confusing/terrible and he tried to compensate by walking across tables and trying to be "in your face." I don't think anyone knew what to make of it so we all stood still and didn't make any noise like he was a wild bear and we didn't want him seeing us.

A+ thread.



toggletoggle post by undefinedagnst at Dec 12,2014 2:12pm
Am I the only one who kinda wants to take one of Robbs workshops? I can't imagine how dumb it would be.



toggletoggle post by stillwillangEEEYEEEEAHHHLL at Dec 12,2014 2:17pm
PTF said[orig][quote]
I was at that bass competition. The SWA bassist was the last guy. It was very confusing/terrible and he tried to compensate by walking across tables and trying to be "in your face." I don't think anyone knew what to make of it so we all stood still and didn't make any noise like he was a wild bear and we didn't want him seeing us.

A+ thread.


there has GOT to be a video of this.

DO WANT.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 12,2014 2:37pm
we need to commission Smaug to interview Robb Wells.



toggletoggle post by Sully Paul Sullivan at Dec 12,2014 3:05pm
Hi Everybody, Loving this thread. So from that back and forth I had with Rob I got a lot of anti Robb fan mail. All that stuff I posted during our little spat was stuff that was sent to me and I put it up as I got. I just got this and it is the best one I've gotten so far. After watching I have decided to accept Robb's musical challenge though I play no instruments. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Robb's bass solo video


http://youtu.be/4WCR9tENuXE



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 12,2014 3:08pm

bennyhillifier

Embedded for your pleasure.



toggletoggle post by j Satan at Dec 12,2014 3:21pm
Holy crap! I see why they have 13k fans! That was painful. It was like one of those shreds videos.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 12,2014 3:24pm
Sweet fucking hell. I think I love you for posting that. Almost as much as Robb loves coordinating his bass and his nail polish.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 12,2014 3:32pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier

Embedded for your pleasure.


My face right now




toggletoggle post by Bass Solo No Fun at All at Dec 12,2014 3:33pm
It sounds like he has never actually heard music, but someone described it to him a few years ago and his memory is a little foggy about what they said.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 12,2014 3:36pm
j%20Satan said[orig][quote]
It was like one of those shreds videos.


THIS.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer at Dec 12,2014 3:40pm edited Dec 12,2014 3:40pm
oh my fucking god. It's a really slow day at my office, so i just read this entire thread. This really makes my day. So dude was in State of Correction and not State of Corruption right? I'm surprisingly not familiar with the former, but am sadly familiar with the latter.

and also YES, Wren admits to not liking a band. Mind = blown. I'll never be the same.



toggletoggle post by Slow Clap at Dec 12,2014 3:41pm
Sully just made my entire week. That solo is astonishing! It's like something you'd find when you end in that weird part of youtube at 3am after 1/2 a handle of vodka. I'm going to have to watch it again to make sure I didn't make it up in my head...



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 12,2014 3:44pm
Relevant:


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer at Dec 12,2014 3:46pm
I just tried to do everyone a favor, and linked to this thread on their FB page... which I'm certain has been done about a dozen times by you animals already, but it's fun to participate!



toggletoggle post by The Talentless Robb Wells at Dec 12,2014 3:49pm
This is the guy who won.


bennyhillifier

It's fucking stupid but notice how the notes actually make something cohesive and showcase his ability.

...Almost like he gave a shit.



toggletoggle post by Red Head Redemption at Dec 12,2014 3:51pm
no mask, disqualified



toggletoggle post by Corrections at Dec 12,2014 3:51pm
Yeah, it was "Welcome to our Society!!" State of Corrections



toggletoggle post by stillwillangEEEYEEEEAHHHLL at Dec 12,2014 3:52pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
I just tried to do everyone a favor, and linked to this thread on their FB page... which I'm certain has been done about a dozen times by you animals already, but it's fun to participate!


ya they know about the thead. aaron is awaiting a demand by the department of homeland security to shut down this thread immediately.


SHUT IT DOWN!





toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 12,2014 3:56pm
HOLY SHIT.

The video of "Rawb" (fucking seriously) at the 2:30 mark.
BRRUDU-BRMP-BA-BMRP Hey!
BRRDMP-BMPR-BA-BRMP Heyyyyyy!

While the rest of the audience avoids eye contact in embarrassment. Shunned and ostracized by a room full of bass dorks.

Yet another hallmark of a band that documents EVERYTHING they do and still claims we don't get how successful they are. jizzzzZZZZzzzz



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer at Dec 12,2014 3:59pm
stillwillangEEEYEEEEAHHHLL said[orig][quote]
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
I just tried to do everyone a favor, and linked to this thread on their FB page... which I'm certain has been done about a dozen times by you animals already, but it's fun to participate!


ya they know about the thead. aaron is awaiting a demand by the department of homeland security to shut down this thread immediately.


SHUT IT DOWN!




I've missed this site so much <3



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 12,2014 4:02pm
Inb4 classically mysterious anon shows up with "I think this guy is really good. You guys just sound jealous" that we are expected to believe is not Robb.



toggletoggle post by old wise man on a hill at Dec 12,2014 4:06pm
Oh, you mean like Reggie?



toggletoggle post by Crunch at Dec 12,2014 4:14pm
******MEDIA RELEASE******MEDIA RELEASE******
"Breathe out... loud"!
Here it is, friends. The brand new SINGLE/lyric video for single Cykill Cyclonis. #2 of 6 to be release before March 27, 2015.
Enjoy and feel free to SHARE it with ALL of your friends!

http://youtu.be/UI4dSYqLdak






I shit you not....TGIF



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 12,2014 4:15pm
through parts of that video it sounds like someone else off-camera deliberately playing like shit. I'd wear a mask too if I was that much of an embarrassment.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer at Dec 12,2014 4:18pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
through parts of that video it sounds like someone else off-camera deliberately playing like shit. I'd wear a mask too if I was that much of an embarrassment.


Wait, you don't wear a mask? That's actually your face? I khed, i khed.



toggletoggle post by State of Confusions at Dec 12,2014 4:19pm
How on earth did he pass an audition? Even for goddamn Stinkwell he is atrocious.



toggletoggle post by GREELEY PAULZA at Dec 12,2014 4:24pm
It was a record setting crowd for him, he's just vibing MMMMMHHHEEEYYYUUNNNNNN



toggletoggle post by Still Well Aril at Dec 12,2014 4:31pm
They are Khand enough to let me shred the keys for them on an upcoming release.



toggletoggle post by Jasper Stillwell at Dec 12,2014 4:36pm
Robbs ***MEDIA RELEASE*** has 8 comments. 6 are Robb. 2 are Reggie.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 12,2014 4:38pm
Watching that solo when I get home is going to be the crowning moment of what has already been a banner week. I've got goosebumps from the anticipation.



toggletoggle post by Drop My Name Out Ya Mouth! at Dec 12,2014 4:38pm
Not bad for 13k fans... Let's hear it for Still Well Casualty



toggletoggle post by Rawb the Khaosenizer at Dec 12,2014 4:42pm
Somehow Scott Stapp believing he's a CIA assassin is actually still less absurd than SWA's claims of fame and WORLD DOMINATIOONNYEAH



toggletoggle post by killfags4life at Dec 12,2014 4:54pm



this



toggletoggle post by killfags4life at Dec 12,2014 4:58pm
i heard the reason why they tossed their last bass player was because he slept with the singers wife...



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 12,2014 5:01pm
Did the singer recently give birth? Those nips look like he's fed at least 3 kids on'em.



toggletoggle post by killfags4life at Dec 12,2014 5:10pm
not sure but you don't fuck with that



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 12,2014 5:11pm
INB4 my sexy black and white shirtless photo shoot.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Dec 12,2014 5:20pm
@3:45 in the video, fat dude behind Rawb(Jesus fucking Christ) just loses it and has to walk away as he laughs at Robb's failure as a human being.



toggletoggle post by Mortal Kombat-ah at Dec 12,2014 5:26pm
Is Cykill Cyclonis a reference to something I don't know? A play on words? Total gibberish?



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 12,2014 6:12pm
Mortal%20Kombat-ah said[orig][quote]
Is Cykill Cyclonis a reference to something I don't know? A play on words? Total gibberish?


Battlestar Galactica fans with bad spelling?




toggletoggle post by shutup_daddet at Dec 12,2014 6:17pm
"On behalf of Daddy's Junky Music, we'd like to rethink this."


bennyhillifier




toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 12,2014 6:48pm
Has this band done anything that can't be made fun of immediately?



toggletoggle post by Crunch at Dec 12,2014 7:52pm edited Dec 12,2014 8:04pm
well let me think on




toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 12,2014 7:56pm
The delusion is alive and still well:



In reference to his night at the bass solo competition.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 12,2014 8:01pm
People keep sending us these screen grabs. Successful and hung Robb Wells is rollin deep in that pussy.




toggletoggle post by Crunch at Dec 12,2014 8:06pm
it never ends, killing me



toggletoggle post by Rawbz swingin dikk at Dec 12,2014 8:15pm
Luckily for that poor woman, he isn't good looking, hung or technically in a "band" Stillwell is more a make a wish type situation it seems.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Dec 12,2014 8:20pm
This thread is the best thing in my life



toggletoggle post by screaming townies at Dec 12,2014 8:22pm
SHOW US YA CAWK, RAWB



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 12,2014 8:33pm
Just on a whim, I did a Something search for

"state of corrections" metallum


and came up with exactly 3 results. #2 was Eric Paone's Facebook. You cannot fucking make this shit up.




toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 12,2014 8:49pm
Only New England Concerts could deliver a show this intense:

bennyhillifier

Best part, from the comments

This band is kickass!!!!!! I have seen them on several occassions and they always get the crowd going......


>> cut to 3:00 for crickets



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax at Dec 12,2014 8:51pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier

Embedded for your pleasure.


all I could think was "why the fuck didnt somebody do this shit???"



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by SAYLER at Dec 12,2014 11:13pm
lol thread of the year

how the fuck do you people find this shit?



toggletoggle post by I hope this band crashes their mini van on tour ... longname douche says what ... at Dec 13,2014 6:01am
Heavy dirty guitar chugs, unforgettable lyrics, blistering drums, raw energy and passion are just a few words to describe Still Well Angel, a four person hard rock/metal band from outside the Boston area. They have taken their four personas and created one power group. Music is their life; they dream it, eat it, and they put their hearts into every song they write and every performance they give. Delivering an unforgettable live show with catchy radio tunes you can sing along to.
Still Well Angel was formed by twin brothers Singer/Guitarist Sean and Drummer Stephen Chicarello. Gathering some friends to play the bass and guitar they started hitting the local scene hard playing local festivals such as Hemp Fest, Laconia Bike Week, Charlestown Music Fest, Controlled Chaos Arts & Music Festival and New England Punk, Goth, and Metal Fest. After a few months of performing the bands local status started to grow and lead the band to share the stage with national recording artists Powerman 5000, Ra, Adema, The Misfits, Nonpoint, Nullset, Tantric and Drowning Pool.
In the fall of 2010 they decided to head to the studio to record a 6 song EP, “The Khaos is Coming”. They took the winter months to record and in February 2011 released their EP, with great success. They returned to the big stage with Hinder and Saving Abel and toured New England promoting their EP. That summer they also got to share the stage with national artists, Candlebox, Alterbridge, and Theory of a Deadman. In the fall of 2011, to help promote their upcoming Halloween show with Hed PE, the guys partnered with local radio station CNEU to do a meet and greet with fans and live interview. In October Still Well Angel was named CNEU’s “Band of the Month”.
It was then Still Well Angel got the attention of Sweet Sounds Music and Management and in September 2012 they signed a 2-year contract with Sweet Sounds Music and Management. The contract included a worldwide distribution deal with “Republic One” for their 4 song EP “The Kalm Before the Khaos”. On Tuesday Jan 8, 2013 their EP was released by Sweet Sounds/Republic digitally worldwide on iTunes USA, Japan, Canada, Asia, Australia, Emusic and on iHeartRadio. After the release of the EP their social media blew up with over 10,000 likes on Facebook. That same month they were nominated for a Cider Award for “Best Band Outside of the Vermont and New Hampshire Area” and were awarded “Band of the Year” from CNEU Radio. A couple of months later they were featured as a musical guest on “Fox 25's Scorch's PFGTV”.
As spring approached Still Well Angel met Robb Wells, a local bass player who was known in the scene for his killer chops and stage presence. They hit the road once again in a 9 state east coast tour to promote their EP. Throughout the summer they became a featured Artist on the “NECN Morning Show” and their single “Devour and Carry On” was picked up by a Grammy committee member and submitted for a 2013 Grammy Nomination in “Best Metal Performance 2013” category. August 2013 came and the hunt was on for a new lead guitar player. It only took one week for the guys to meet basement dweller and lead guitarist Matt Chasse. The four guys got together and it was love at first jam. The new Still Well Angel put together 12 killer tunes and decided to hit the studio to put out their debut full album “No Halo”. They headed to Woodshop Productions with engineer Charlie Borruso. Woodshop Productions has worked with such artist as Godsmack, Ugly Kid Joe's project Another Animal, Hip-Hop Legend DMC of Run DMC and The Mad Fisherman Charlie Moore, guitar legend Gary Hoey, and Hip-Hop Legend "DJ Johnny Juice" of Public Enemy. In between recording sessions the band promoted a preview of their new CD “No Halo” with a mini seven state tour along with several stops in the New England. After a few months of recording it was the off to M-Works in Cambridge, Ma to meet Jonathan Wyner, Chief Mastering Engineer and Company President. Jonathan has mastered more than 5000 CD's during his 25 year career spanning every musical idiom (and some non-musical idioms as well!). His credits range from the extremely well known James Taylor to David Bowie, Aerosmith and Kiri Te Kanawa.
Charity and giving back is very important to Still Well Angel. On March 5th 2011, Still Well Angel teamed up with the Kiwanis Club of Manchester for the Krocks Battle of the Bands. The local high school bands used Still Well Angel’s equipment and on stage performing knowledge. All money raised was then donated to local nonprofit youth organizations. This partnership continued for three years. In April 2011 they began performing shows to help Stop the Bleeding, an organization that raises money for under-funded homeless shelters, battered women shelters, and any organizations providing support for the homeless. 100% of the proceeds from all Stop the Bleeding shows are donated to these various shelters. In May 2011 Still Well Angel performed at Woofstock, a charity music festival put on by White Mountain Foster & Rescue, a non-profit organization which saves and places dogs and puppies in forever homes. In April of 2012 the band took part in a concert with Day Tripper Entertainment to support the 2012 JDRF Boston Walk to Cure Diabetes. In August of 2012 the guys headed to Vermont for Hunger Fest to help raise money for the Fall Mountain Food Shelf. They then joined with New England Concerts for the 1st Annual Merrimack Valley Music Festival which showcased some of the best original rock and metal bands from the Merrimack Valley. A portion of the money from each ticket sold was donated to National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. Shortly before Christmas 2012 Still Well Angel and CNEU Rock Radio joined together for Metal for Tots where they collected toys for Toys for Tots. They also donated Still Well Angel t-shirts for an online auction and fundraising charity raising money for Hurricane Sandy Relief. In December 2013, Still Well Angel collecte



toggletoggle post by God sucks cock at Dec 13,2014 11:46am
Alright let's be serious for a minute here. Which is the better band? State of corrections or still birth angel? Better yet who had the better frontman?



toggletoggle post by Sully Paul Sullivan at Dec 13,2014 12:18pm
I have easily watched this 20 times. Every time I notice a new person making an awesome face, It's the gift that keeps on giving



toggletoggle post by DYA is LITERATE LULZ LIBRARIAN at Dec 13,2014 12:46pm
Man, this is the thread that keeps on giving. I take everything back, the spirit of Christmas is real.



toggletoggle post by D-Gen at Dec 13,2014 12:51pm
https://www.facebook.com/StillWellAngelMusic/posts/10152553213167219

It's amazing that they don't get how sad, pathetic, and unprofessional posts like this look. It's not even really funny, except in the way that horribly mind breaking things can be; it's like being in college freshman year, being stuck with the weird kid as a roommate, and walking in one day to find him dryfucking the stuffed animal he's way too old to have. You have no choice but to laugh.

tl;dr, Still Well Angel is like walking in on a fat guy rubbing his nuts on a Pikachu doll.



toggletoggle post by the greatest bass player of our generation at Dec 13,2014 1:01pm
Sully%20Paul%20Sullivan said[orig][quote]
I have easily watched this 20 times. Every time I notice a new person making an awesome face, It's the gift that keeps on giving


Did you NOT read their bio??

As spring approached Still Well Angel met Robb Wells, a local bass player who was known in the scene for his killer chops and stage presence.



toggletoggle post by ANEURYSM at Dec 13,2014 4:43pm
I wrote this song in regards to clueless CL posts. I'd say it applies to these chuckleheads as well.http://aneurysm666.bandcamp.com/track/dio-priest-and-maiden



toggletoggle post by ANEURYSM-lyrics at Dec 13,2014 4:45pm
i didn't make the cut
i didn't have the right chops
or any reliable form of transportation

these guys were pro
demanded the best
the pick of the classifieds litter

must love Dio, Priest and Maiden

they were searching for an axeman
sweet vox a plus
for immediate, constant pro-gigging
they didn't like my attitude
didn't like my vox or my drug abuse and ego
they were the worst

must love Dio, Priest and Maiden

we have connections in the industry
stage presence is a must
and you must love Dio, Priest and Maiden
no attitudes or drugs

they fucking sucked
and called me a drunk
i didn't want to join them anyway
their logo stunk
and their songs were bad
and their gear wasn't even pro

must love Dio, Priest and Maiden

we have connections in the industry
stage presence is a must
and you must love Dio, Priest and Maiden
no attitudes or drugs



toggletoggle post by RTTP Department of Haiku at Dec 13,2014 9:24pm
Like a breath of life
into a dying web site
you circum to me



toggletoggle post by MotleyGrue at Dec 14,2014 3:26pm
Robb?s%20Cancer%20Victim-Victim said[orig][quote]
I am greatly saddened I don't have my little buddy around anymore.
I am still expecting a piece of mail from her. She donated one month of her schools tuition to my benefit show. It's going to be the hardest piece of mail I've ever opened.
Love and miss you buddy!

^^That is what Robb posted when Anderson Lynne Mar passed away.

He cryptRobbs her legacy, whatever that may have been...to get attention for himself.

Also, no further mention of that supposed envelope or benefit. Ever.




So she passed away, and this asshole talks about how he is still expecting to get money from her, now that's fucked.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Dec 14,2014 5:41pm
C'mon, people! So close to 13,000! One view = one prayer!



toggletoggle post by cykill cirrhosis at Dec 14,2014 5:54pm



toggletoggle post by WORCESTER PD at Dec 14,2014 5:58pm
BE ON THE LOOKOUT

[URLhttps://www.facebook.com/turtleboysports/posts/1551277341784918?



toggletoggle post by WORCESTER PD at Dec 14,2014 5:59pm
sorry i am cop not good with computer

https://www.facebook.com/turtleboysports/posts/1551277341784918?

also where are diy concerts



toggletoggle post by Prestige WORLDWIDE at Dec 14,2014 6:12pm
Everybody has a U GONNA GET RAPED face in this pic.





toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 14,2014 6:22pm
Anybody notice how that's not a tour, that's just playing eleventeen weekends of local shows in a row?



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Dec 14,2014 7:39pm
And the second show was at a thrift shop.



toggletoggle post by NYAC at Dec 14,2014 7:56pm
NIGGER YOU ARE CORRECT



toggletoggle post by gaulpreely at Dec 14,2014 8:00pm
And 3 of the shows are radio gigs.



toggletoggle post by the almost had cancer tour at Dec 14,2014 8:56pm
lol @ almost acoustic.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax at Dec 14,2014 9:15pm

bennyhillifier


incoherently drunk, and still better than dude from suck white asshole



toggletoggle post by ROAD DAWG at Dec 15,2014 11:26am
Mama mia! Ah'm a -gonna putta da platinum string inna my goatee! She'sa gonna shine like-a da beeeyoootifoool amoonbeam! Madone!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 15,2014 1:05pm
Any update on the grooming process? Have they learned to curtsy yet?



toggletoggle post by RAWB Wells "Angels" at Dec 15,2014 1:15pm
Probably still working on guitar flips, and synchronized dancing to go along with their matching outfits.



toggletoggle post by Tsk Tsk Tsk at Dec 15,2014 2:28pm
RTTP faggets wasting their time talking about other people again. I guess some people will never mature past the age of 16...



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 15,2014 2:28pm
RAWB WELLS HAS SPOKEN



toggletoggle post by ROAD DAWG at Dec 15,2014 2:52pm
Why-a you gotta to no respecta my goo ' frenn' Robbbbbbb?! He givea me da job an'a he givea me da StillaWellaAngelino shoit. Ah'ma da stagea manegehrr'- joahsta looka my beepah onna my belt. I getta da wahdda, I getta da towletta, ah'ma da secooooridy & ah'ma da leeentabrrrroooosh guy forra whena da hat she getsa da dohrrty!



toggletoggle post by X-Pac at Dec 15,2014 3:26pm
ROAD%20DAWG said[orig][quote]
Why-a you gotta to no respecta my goo ' frenn' Robbbbbbb?! He givea me da job an'a he givea me da StillaWellaAngelino shoit. Ah'ma da stagea manegehrr'- joahsta looka my beepah onna my belt. I getta da wahdda, I getta da towletta, ah'ma da secooooridy & ah'ma da leeentabrrrroooosh guy forra whena da hat she getsa da dohrrty!



fag



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 15,2014 3:46pm
Tsk%20Tsk%20Tsk said[orig][quote]
RTTP faggets wasting their time talking about other people again. I guess some people will never mature past the age of 16...


We're having a great time exposing a band that used a cancer victim's misery to (unsuccessfully) promote their own shitty band. How's your afternoon going?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 15,2014 4:00pm
Coming soon! Another inspiring bass solo video by the man himself! Once the guy finishes editing the videos.




toggletoggle post by 13000 views at Dec 15,2014 5:40pm
YOU GUYS HAVE FINALLY PASSED THE AMOUNT OF FANS THEY HAVE

CLAP CLAP CLAP



toggletoggle post by Bobby Stillwells at Dec 15,2014 10:55pm
This band has no fans.



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Dec 16,2014 1:33am
Things have been a little quiet for the swa camp on the facebooks.Think this thread has hit them a little bit?



toggletoggle post by LongDeadGod at Dec 16,2014 9:36am
I assume the band is busy negotiating a MAJOR LABEL contract in which the label promises to let them open for PRO NATIONAL RECORDING ARTIST at a regional showcase...

Or they couldn't afford their internet service bill due to the kickstarter campaign failing.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 16,2014 11:29am
"Media Release" liked by "Helping Pages Get Fans" and 16 others.

https://www.facebook.com/helpingpagegetfans



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 16,2014 11:35am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
"Media Release" liked by "Helping Pages Get Fans" and 16 others.

https://www.facebook.com/helpingpagegetfans


The video of Robb's bass solo on my band page with a lowly 390 fans has twice as many likes and comments as their "media release." I tried explaining to them that more people hate them than actually like their music but they remain unphased. I am actually impressed in an awkward way.



toggletoggle post by Grammy Nominated Song at Dec 16,2014 3:12pm
Still Well Angel : Devour And Carry On

http://stillwellangelmusic.com/SWA/band
Throughout the summer they became a featured Artist on the “NECN Morning Show” and their single “Devour and Carry On” was picked up by a Grammy committee member and submitted for a 2013 Grammy Nomination in “Best Metal Performance 2013” category.



toggletoggle post by gwammy at Dec 16,2014 3:24pm
well...sadly, they probably had a chance:

Anthrax, ‘I’m Alive’
Halestorm, ‘Love Bites (So Do I)’
Iron Maiden, ‘Blood Brothers’
Lamb of God, ‘Ghost Walking’
Marilyn Manson, ‘No Reflection’
Megadeth, ‘Whose Life (Is It Anyways?)’



toggletoggle post by Rich Bova's Personal Assistant Christopher at Dec 16,2014 10:49pm
Ahem.... THERE IS ONLY ONE GRAMMY WORTHY BAND IN NEW ENGLAND



toggletoggle post by Charles Berthouds extreme tapping. at Dec 16,2014 11:44pm
That video of Rob Wells trying to solo is so hard to watch.........holy shit. I feel bad for the dude. Personally Id hope someone would tell me I sucked and to go back to the drawing board maybe learn how to play the instrument. Im still cringing. wow



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 17,2014 8:27am
"PLEASE, SHARE!!! PLEASE, SHARE!!! PLEASE, SHARE!!!

MEGA-POSTING!!! MEGA-POSTING!!! MEGA-POSTING!!!"

The sign of a real, legit, not at all desperate band.

I wonder how long it’s going to be before the fetal twins boot Robb for bringing this down on their heads?



toggletoggle post by timriley at Dec 17,2014 9:39am



toggletoggle post by Funky McChicken at Dec 17,2014 11:20am
I'm genuinely curious what the rest of the band thinks about this whole shit storm that is Rawb. I haven't seen a single one of them come to his or the bands defense.



toggletoggle post by Charles Berthouds slam death bass drops at Dec 17,2014 1:32pm
That fat chick in the corner of the bar putting her hands in her face laughing sums it alllllll up.



toggletoggle post by Faggot Gay Santa at Dec 17,2014 1:44pm



toggletoggle post by Blake Judd at Dec 17,2014 1:49pm
Hey Still Well Angel, this is rockin. I feel you have the talent to succeed in today's underground metal scene. Can I handle t-shirt and merch for you?

Regards,

Blake.



toggletoggle post by DatPackedHouseAtWestEndJohnniesTho at Dec 17,2014 1:50pm



toggletoggle post by DatPackedHouseAtWestEndJohnniesTho at Dec 17,2014 1:51pm
See also:




toggletoggle post by Tsarnaevbog at Dec 17,2014 2:13pm
Don't care, RTTP is relevant to no more than 7 people.

Funky%20McChicken said[orig][quote]
I'm genuinely curious what the rest of the band thinks about this whole shit storm that is Rawb. I haven't seen a single one of them come to his or the bands defense.



toggletoggle post by Truth at Dec 17,2014 2:38pm
Tsarnaevbog said[orig][quote]
Don't care, RTTP is relevant to no more than 7 people.


Just like this band



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 17,2014 2:57pm
Faggot%20Gay%20Santa said[orig][quote]


wtf, they aren't wearing the same thing?? I miss the old Still Well Angel



toggletoggle post by Wardrobe Malfunction at Dec 17,2014 3:06pm
Looks like Robb forgot to wear the matching gimp mask to the photoshoot.




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 17,2014 3:25pm
no nail polish? no hair dye? they've lost their SWAy.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 17,2014 3:28pm
I am guessing that is an old picture.

Also: YOUGONGETRAPED




toggletoggle post by joeyvsdavidlopan at Dec 17,2014 3:45pm



toggletoggle post by stoolwell at Dec 17,2014 4:25pm
Judging by that picture it looks like they spend their limited time off from the band at many gay bars together. Do they really walk around wearing that shit? or is that part of their "STAGE ATTIRE"? WELLMAS....you fuckin kidding me?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 17,2014 5:05pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
I am guessing that is an old picture.

Also: YOUGONGETRAPED



those girls are like 12. they gon git SWAped



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 17,2014 5:12pm
ITT: 3 future lesbians on the day they became repulsed by anything resembling this half man half Cumberland Farms hot dog



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 17,2014 5:14pm
Appropriate stickers on that guitar considering the surroundings.



toggletoggle post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 17,2014 6:22pm

bennyhillifier

If I was as big of a rock star as RAWB WELLS I probably wouldn't be able to remember that time I played a 15,000 person arena either.



toggletoggle post by Rawb a dub dubb at Dec 17,2014 6:22pm
Whenever I feel bad, I watch that bass solo again. At least I'm not that.



toggletoggle post by Stillwellclaus at Dec 17,2014 10:17pm
Merry Welmas RTTP



toggletoggle post by UR NOT WORTHY at Dec 17,2014 10:28pm



toggletoggle post by shart squirt at Dec 17,2014 10:53pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier

Embedded for your pleasure.


when he starts yelling hey i want to shit my pants



toggletoggle post by NYAM at Dec 18,2014 4:55pm
Tsarnaevbog said[orig][quote]
Don't care, RTTP is relevant to no more than 7 people.

Funky%20McChicken said[orig][quote]
I'm genuinely curious what the rest of the band thinks about this whole shit storm that is Rawb. I haven't seen a single one of them come to his or the bands defense.


14657 views says NIGGER YOU ARE MISTAKEN



toggletoggle post by NYAAC at Dec 18,2014 6:11pm
NIGGER YOU ARE ALMOST CORRECT



toggletoggle post by That video at Dec 18,2014 8:01pm
I just cannot get through it.



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 19,2014 9:03am
I notice that Robb and Co. suddenly shifted their "second puzzle piece" to Monday instead of today. Aww, is the world not paying enough attention to the big rock stars?



toggletoggle post by ENOUGH at Dec 19,2014 9:17am
YOU GUYS HAD YOUR FUN BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, YOU DICKBAGS NEED TO GROW UP AND GET A FUCKING LIFE, THIS IS MY BUSINESS, MY PASSION, I DONT NEED ASSHOLES TRYING TO MAKE US LOOK BAD BECAUSE YOU ARE A BUNCH OF JEALOUS CUM JUNKIES. SWA IS A BRAND AND WE ARE GOING SOMEWHERE, DONT BELIEVE ME COME TO ONE OF OUR SHOWS AND BE PREPARED TO BE AMAZED. YOU FAGGTS WILL BE KISSING OUR ASSES VERY SOON.



toggletoggle post by wobb rells at Dec 19,2014 9:27am
ENOUGH said[orig][quote]
YOU GUYS HAD YOUR FUN BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, YOU DICKBAGS NEED TO GROW UP AND GET A FUCKING LIFE, THIS IS MY BUSINESS, MY PASSION, I DONT NEED ASSHOLES TRYING TO MAKE US LOOK BAD BECAUSE YOU ARE A BUNCH OF JEALOUS CUM JUNKIES. SWA IS A BRAND AND WE ARE GOING SOMEWHERE, DONT BELIEVE ME COME TO ONE OF OUR SHOWS AND BE PREPARED TO BE AMAZED. YOU FAGGTS WILL BE KISSING OUR ASSES VERY SOON.


brb being amazed at still well angel



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 19,2014 9:37am
I am finding it hard to believe that is actually one of them. It speaks like some kind of Robb/Chicarello hybrid.

KNIBB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!!!



toggletoggle post by jennifer bropez sez at Dec 19,2014 9:39am
ENOUGH said[orig][quote]
YOU GUYS HAD YOUR FUN BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, YOU DICKBAGS NEED TO GROW UP AND GET A FUCKING LIFE, THIS IS MY BUSINESS, MY PASSION, I DONT NEED ASSHOLES TRYING TO MAKE US LOOK BAD BECAUSE YOU ARE A BUNCH OF JEALOUS CUM JUNKIES. SWA IS A BRAND AND WE ARE GOING SOMEWHERE, DONT BELIEVE ME COME TO ONE OF OUR SHOWS AND BE PREPARED TO BE AMAZED. YOU FAGGTS WILL BE KISSING OUR ASSES VERY SOON.





toggletoggle post by TheRobbWellsUndeletionProject at Dec 19,2014 9:42am



toggletoggle post by ENOUGH at Dec 19,2014 10:02am
FUCK ALL OF YOU PUSSIES I AM DONE WITH THIS SHIT



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 19,2014 10:04am
Post needs more cowboy hat to be authentic.



toggletoggle post by ENOUGH at Dec 19,2014 10:05am
DO YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS FUNNY? THIS IS MY BUSINESS I BLED FOR THIS



toggletoggle post by Legit Statement at Dec 19,2014 10:07am
Before you guys go around talking trash about other people, maybe you should take a look at yourselves.



toggletoggle post by ENOUGH at Dec 19,2014 10:11am
OK REAL FUCKING FUNNY DONT LIKE MY STYLE WELL THE WOMEN DO STAY IN YOUR BASEMENT SCUMBAG



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 19,2014 10:11am
*looks around*

Even the anonymous trolls in their mom's basement are less pathetic than SWA.



toggletoggle post by C WAT I DON HERE? at Dec 19,2014 10:12am
only dumpster fire talks trash. because they are flamers.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 19,2014 10:14am
That was uncalled for.



toggletoggle post by ENOUGH ZNUFF at Dec 19,2014 10:20am
YOUR ON CALLED FOR



toggletoggle post by flamer at Dec 19,2014 10:24am
C%20WAT%20I%20DON%20HERE? said[orig][quote]
only dumpster fire talks trash. because they are flamers.


What is this 1995?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 19,2014 10:38am
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
That was uncalled for.





toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 19,2014 10:40am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
*looks around*

Even the anonymous trolls in their mom's basement are less pathetic than SWA.


I was making happy little bottle brush trees in my mom's basement this weekend, that's kinda pathetic but at least Bill Millman didn't get a cut.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 19,2014 10:41am
In any case, my mom is both cooler and has more music biz savvy than all 4 members of SWA, combined into some sort of butt rock Voltron.



toggletoggle post by ENOUGH at Dec 19,2014 10:47am
EXACTLY WHAT IS IT THAT YOU PUSSIES DO NOT UNDERSTAND? I SAID ENOUGH ALREADY THIS IS MY FINAL WARNING YOU WILL HAVE NO REMOARSE FROM US



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 19,2014 10:51am
We have all lost our discounts at Peter Grimm Hats. They are no longer accepting promo code "SWA".



toggletoggle post by ENOUGH at Dec 19,2014 11:03am
WHERE IS YOUR ENDORSEMEANT ASSHOLE? THATS WHAT I THOUGHT I AM THE HARDEST WORKING MUSICIAN IN THIS SCENE TRYING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE THROUGH MUSIC IF YOU DO NOT COME TO ONE OF SWA AMAZING SHOWS DO NOT TALK SHIT FUCK YOU IM DONE



toggletoggle post by Beavis and/or Butthead at Dec 19,2014 11:04am
ENOUGH said[orig][quote]
EXACTLY WHAT IS IT THAT YOU PUSSIES DO NOT UNDERSTAND? I SAID ENOUGH ALREADY THIS IS MY FINAL WARNING YOU WILL HAVE NO REMOARSE FROM US





toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF THREAD ANALYSIS at Dec 19,2014 11:22am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THESE ARE THE WORST TROLLS OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 19,2014 11:31am



toggletoggle post by RACIST WHITE GUY WITH HUGE JNCOS at Dec 19,2014 11:39am
YO KHED, WERE CAN I GET SUM SWA STIKAS



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 19,2014 11:49am
ENOUGH said[orig][quote]
EXACTLY WHAT IS IT THAT YOU PUSSIES DO NOT UNDERSTAND? I SAID ENOUGH ALREADY THIS IS MY FINAL WARNING YOU WILL HAVE NO REMOARSE FROM US


I so enthusiastically and wholeheartedly wish this was real.



toggletoggle post by Rawbs bass solo at Dec 19,2014 11:58am
I'm thinking troll. He's too big a pussy to say anything.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 19,2014 12:15pm
Verdict: the real Robb is much too busy using the diplomatic approach of emailing Aaron to complain that strangers are being mean to him and using his own videos against him. SO FAR VERY EFFECTIVE.



toggletoggle post by ALMOST PLAYED THE CENTRUM MAYBE at Dec 19,2014 12:17pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Verdict: the real Robb is much too busy using the diplomatic approach of emailing Aaron to complain that strangers are being mean to him and using his own videos against him. SO FAR VERY EFFECTIVE.


Dont forget going to the police and then being laughed at by said police.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 19,2014 12:20pm
ALMOST%20PLAYED%20THE%20CENTRUM%20MAYBE said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Verdict: the real Robb is much too busy using the diplomatic approach of emailing Aaron to complain that strangers are being mean to him and using his own videos against him. SO FAR VERY EFFECTIVE.


Dont forget going to the police and then being laughed at by said police.


I am fairly certain that actually happened.



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF THREAD ANALYSIS at Dec 19,2014 12:27pm
You guys need to find something else to do. Believe it or not, there is a world outside of RTTP!



toggletoggle post by RTTP OFFICIAL MID-AFTERNOON RESPONSE at Dec 19,2014 1:00pm




toggletoggle post by MEGA POSTING!!!!! at Dec 19,2014 2:43pm
MEGA POSTING!!! PLEASE, SHARE!!!

******MEDIA RELEASE******MEDIA RELEASE******

ATTENTION!!!

SHARE!!! SHARE!!! SHARE!!! SHARE!!! SHARE!!! SHARE!!!

Are YOU... with US? WORLD DOMINATION!!!




toggletoggle post by fashion team at Dec 19,2014 3:01pm
they kind of dress like Morbid Angel



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 19,2014 3:05pm
RTTP%20DEPARTMENT%20OF%20THREAD%20ANALYSIS said[orig][quote]
You guys need to find something else to do. Believe it or not, there is a world outside of RTTP!


>> claims to do things out in the world that are not RTTP
>> while posting on RTTP



toggletoggle post by You have a point sir at Dec 19,2014 3:42pm
fashion%20team said[orig][quote]
they kind of dress like Morbid Angel


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKuwi-XEqH8



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 19,2014 3:54pm
The fuck did I just watch?



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 19,2014 5:01pm
You%20have%20a%20point%20sir said[orig][quote]
fashion%20team said[orig][quote]
they kind of dress like Morbid Angel


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKuwi-XEqH8


Industrial is all about ravers doing the macarena now.



toggletoggle post by You just watched at Dec 19,2014 7:39pm
A compilation of "cyber-goths" "dancing" set to Combichrist's *official* remix of Morbid Angel's Destructos vs. the Earth, off of that Illud Divinum Insanus album or whatever it's called.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me at Dec 19,2014 7:53pm
DYA%20is%20LEGAL%20LENS%20TWILL said[orig][quote]
In any case, my mom is both cooler and has more music biz savvy than all 4 members of SWA, combined into some sort of butt rock Voltron.


Butt Rock Voltron should be a Dumpster Fire song.



toggletoggle post by Never Been Done Before at Dec 22,2014 9:58am
Woooo, who's excited for the next puzzle piece?! Are we all getting together for a cd release party when this hits the shelves?



toggletoggle post by Slappah da bass -- YEAH! at Dec 22,2014 10:03am
Butt Rock Voltron should definitely be a song title for Dumpster Fire.



toggletoggle post by Steel Wells Anal at Dec 23,2014 5:37pm
I'm legitimately sad this thread petered out. Hopefully for Christmas, Rawhide will give us the gift of laughter by being a cunt in a place we can all see.



toggletoggle post by King Angelstool at Dec 23,2014 5:56pm
WE ARE THE GREATEST PAY TO PLAY FAGGETS OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 24,2014 8:22am
what happened to the fervor? SWA! SWA!



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 24,2014 10:04am
Stillwellclaus said[orig][quote]
Merry Wellmas RTTP


Everyone is still wrapping for Wellmas



toggletoggle post by Still Well Talentless at Dec 24,2014 10:26am
jeeeuuusssttt waittt, I'm sure Rawbbb do something useless soon.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Dec 24,2014 10:59am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Stillwellclaus said[orig][quote]
Merry Wellmas RTTP


Everyone is still wrerppehyng for Wellmerrs


ferxed



toggletoggle post by YOU PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK at Dec 24,2014 11:03am
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK, GET A FUCKING LIFE, I AM A ROCKSTAR AND YOU ARE NOT!



toggletoggle post by Troll or Rawbby at Dec 24,2014 11:25am
There's only one way to be sure if that's really someone from SWA posting or a troll. If they know what everyone in the band's dick tastes like, its really one of them.



toggletoggle post by Tim Riley at Dec 26,2014 3:36pm
I'd like to try out for bass. Vacant Eyes realized they didn't need me.



toggletoggle post by seeeeeeeeeriously at Dec 27,2014 3:27pm
RTTP%20DEPARTMENT%20OF%20THREAD%20ANALYSIS said[orig][quote]
You guys need to find something else to do. Believe it or not, there is a world outside of RTTP!
seeeeeeeeriously



toggletoggle post by Cancer Benefit Victim at Dec 27,2014 4:48pm
https://www.facebook.com/Angel.Promotions666/media_set?set=a.914808885212634&type=1

WHY DID YOU TELL US HUNDREDS WOULD BE THERE??
WHY DID YOU ORDER A TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR STAGE??
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT MEDIA PEOPLE WERE INTERVIEWING YOU??
WHY DID YOU SELL TABLES TO SPONSORS FOR $40 A POP WHEN NOONE WAS COMING??
WHY DID YOU CALL ME A CUNT WHEN YOU WERE CALLED OUT ABOUT IT??
WHY DID YOU THREATEN TO SUE ME AFTER COSTING MY FAMILY AND I MONEY TO COME TO THIS DEBACLE??

WHY ROBB, WHY?!?

"CUZ I GOT NOOOO....HALOOOO!! AND I GOT CANCER, KINDA!!"



toggletoggle post by Halo suffocation buttholemachine at Dec 27,2014 9:16pm
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HALLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 27,2014 9:28pm
Find something better to do than chuckle at the most hilarious failures in music history and out a scam artist that preys on cancer victims?

Not possible.



toggletoggle post by AnonymousGuyBro at Dec 28,2014 7:26am
So successful.




toggletoggle post by Blow Halo at Dec 29,2014 9:02am
Looks like a $60k stage to me...



toggletoggle post by Still Born Angel at Dec 29,2014 12:39pm
**** MEDIA RELEASE **** **** MEDIA RELEASE **** MEGA POST PLEASE SHARE PLEASE SHARE



toggletoggle post by 60k at Dec 29,2014 1:03pm
do you even lighting rig bro?



toggletoggle post by 2015 OFFICIAL SWA LINEUP at Dec 29,2014 1:56pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 29,2014 2:27pm
****MEDIA RELEASE!*****

Space marine up the butt



toggletoggle post by Rawbz swingin dikk at Dec 29,2014 2:46pm
Did they get signed? I was expecting a ***MEDIA RELEASE*** about it by now.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 29,2014 3:02pm
***MEGA BLACKLIST POST***

***SHARE SHARE SHARE***

We managed to play a show this weekend and didn't get Spitfired from the industry.




toggletoggle post by Anti-benefit at Dec 29,2014 3:46pm
How much money did you lovely gents charge to perform this benefit? There's no way it brought in more negative money than other benefits I've recently heard about.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 29,2014 4:02pm
8 cans of PBR and a couple slices of pizza.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 29,2014 4:03pm
It may have been High Life. I don't remember.



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 30,2014 10:14am
Raw Balls and the rest of Stillborn Angels have been really quiet lately. I haven't even seen Robb going off about what a bunch of queers anyone is. What do you think's up? Are we waiting for that BIG MEDIA RELEASE about their signing to Bill Millman's "Like My Nuts" label or are they about to kick out Robb?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 30,2014 10:15am
I wish I could have been a fly on the wall during their band meetings while they were in the midst of this. So much magic the world will never see.



toggletoggle post by ReggieFarnsworth at Dec 30,2014 11:46am
FUCK ALL OF YOU JEALOUS LOOSERS! JEALOUS OF ROBB AND SWA AND ALL OF THEIR SUCCESS WHILE YOU FAT FUCKS SIT IN YOUR BASEMENTA BEATING YOUR MEAT WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO! MEANWHILE I MADE A SWEET TRIBUTE VIDEO TO THE BEST BAND EVER FROM MASSACHUSETTS!!!


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 30,2014 11:54am
Brilliant marketing scheme!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 30,2014 11:58am
Basementa - Beating Your Meat



toggletoggle post by Reggie Fan at Dec 30,2014 12:02pm
Dumpster Fire for president! Looking forward to the next video.



toggletoggle post by Sully Paul Sullivan at Dec 30,2014 12:06pm
That could be it for videos, after the whole thing went down with me and Rawb, He ran right to his only buddy Reggie Farnsworth. Mikey is putting togethr all the PMs right know. They come complete with a song about Dumpster Fire written by the man himself, which I will be turning in to a Dumpster Fire song!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 30,2014 12:13pm edited Dec 30,2014 12:17pm
There is some really good stuff in here. There is a lot with Lady Spitfire as well but that conversation is like 50 images and I am not sure I have the patience to organize that right now.

http://imgur.com/a/wTwxX



toggletoggle post by Cops Laugh At Me Too at Dec 30,2014 12:45pm
That conversation is gold. I'm a little surprised it's not more over the top though.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 30,2014 12:51pm
Halfway through we decided we wanted to try to get in the Special Thanks section of their new CD so we tried to keep it reasonable instead of just making it as ridiculous as possible.



toggletoggle post by JACKPOT!!! at Dec 30,2014 12:59pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
There is some really good stuff in here. There is a lot with Lady Spitfire as well but that conversation is like 50 images and I am not sure I have the patience to organize that right now.

http://imgur.com/a/wTwxX


A+ GOLD!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Deep Fried Mac and Cheese Bawls at Dec 30,2014 1:04pm
I'm guessing the new Dumpster Fire song will be a sing-a-long with those lyrics.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 30,2014 1:06pm
that conversation was very homoerotic.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 30,2014 1:10pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
that conversation was very homoerotic.



bennyhillifier

Anytime we suspected he might have been sniffing us out we just catered to his ego and he forgot about it.



toggletoggle post by wat at Dec 30,2014 1:13pm
they couldn't pay waaf $200 to play their song hahahahahahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by Frank Cotton in Hell at Dec 30,2014 1:31pm
Reading those images is almost as painful as the music itself. BTW, did you hear they're big in the UK and Egypt now?



toggletoggle post by Boston Methuen = Same place at Dec 30,2014 2:39pm
Im amazed the rest of this gay band hasnt kicked out the mighty Rob Wells yet. Its truly sad that people like this exist. How the hell is this douche king married?!?!? The raptor riding the great white while shooting an uzi rules.



toggletoggle post by Sully Paul Sullivan at Dec 30,2014 2:43pm
In his defense that Dumpster Fire song isprobably the best song he's ever had anything to do with



toggletoggle post by Still well, holding onto the 90's at Dec 30,2014 2:53pm
I'd agree Sully, if he didn't also help spawn this thread.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 30,2014 3:03pm
Speaking of stuck in the 90s, why is the picture link to their Twitter page a picture of the guitar player from Disturbed?






toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 30,2014 3:13pm
"THYK"
"Cykill"
"The police told us to let it go"

holy shit.



toggletoggle post by lootsrednuht gnik at Dec 30,2014 4:40pm



toggletoggle post by joeyvsdavidlopan at Dec 30,2014 4:51pm
That reveal legit just surprised the shit out of me. Brah-vo.



toggletoggle post by That shit is Raw,B at Dec 30,2014 5:42pm
***MEGA POSTING****
***DOUCHEBAG POSTING***

https://www.facebook.com/robbwellsbass Be sure to go "Like" this page!!



toggletoggle post by Momm Wells at Dec 30,2014 5:48pm
I'd probably have a roof by now if I didn't have a fagget 4 a son.



toggletoggle post by parents just don't understand at Dec 30,2014 5:50pm
Are multiple facebook pages really necessary to handle the teeming throngs of SWA fans?



toggletoggle post by Rawb the philosopher at Dec 30,2014 7:39pm



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 30,2014 7:45pm
Is that a personal anecdote or is he setting the stage for another benefit caper?



toggletoggle post by wut at Dec 30,2014 7:52pm
Rawb%20the%20philosopher said[orig][quote]


wtf is he even talking about.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 30,2014 8:01pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 30,2014 8:13pm
"genetic"

lolwtf



toggletoggle post by Charles Berthoud's custom Warwick fretless bass at Dec 30,2014 8:13pm
"PLUS, here and ONLY on here will you learn about EXCLUSIVE parties like the one planned for August 3 in Manchester (area) IF I win this bass solo competition.
Peace and stay tuned!"

TOO BAD ROBBIE BOY!!!!

What the was he thinking? Winning the bass competition? With this pantyhose rape mask, and random strumming? Nope. what a fucking ASSHOLE



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 30,2014 8:15pm
Keep calm and realize that there is a NEW bass solo video coming soon.



toggletoggle post by What an asshole at Dec 30,2014 8:17pm
"This page is soley set up for YOU!!! If your reading this then you must be one of the cooler kids around because, this page is for those who wanna get in on some extra things most others don't get the chance for in regards to Still Well Angel or myself.
So, tell me, what do YOU wanna see more of, on this page?"



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 30,2014 8:22pm
The fucking biography on that page...



toggletoggle post by Rob Well's Bass solo at Dec 30,2014 8:30pm
Blah dun da dun dant dunsaefhuishgaliuh3etry2189y39hqeiofahejksfnkn " HEY!!"oiehsagh382hr dungsnnkdgjaljlgjeoirj "HEEEEAAY" oiheisofdojfisojidojfskdjfljsljkdfklsjdgjibupih3wiu "HEY!!". I cannot describe the cringe that watching that video causes, but its impossible to look away. A spastic 6 year old child could pick up the bass and play better then this dude.



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Dec 30,2014 9:13pm
The boys from Dumpster fire deserve a fucking statue or a WB contract for their Reggie masquerade.Well done boys.I tip my bedazzled cowboy hat to you!



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Dec 31,2014 2:03am
FLOORED by the Reggie Trolling...

KATFISH OF KHAOS!!!

"I never said anything homophobic....only literally every 2nd word in my angry response to those "6 people on RTTP"

*Dead* @ "Put me in the liner notes"



toggletoggle post by Rawb's bass strings at Dec 31,2014 10:40am
Ugghhhh please change me! I'm filled with shame and almost cancer.



toggletoggle post by THE CYBER POLICE at Dec 31,2014 1:44pm
ATTENTION CITIZENS, THIS IS SAAAHGENT HAGHERTY OF THA CYBA POLICE MELROSE DIVISION. THIS THREAD IS BEIN CHAARGED WITH THE FOLLOWIN COUNTS -
ONE COUNT IMPERSONATIN SLAPSHOT
ONE COUNT ENGAGING A DUMPSTER FIRE WITHOUT A PERMIT
AND ONE COUNT FA HARRASSIN A FAHKIN RETAAAAHD AS WE BELIEVE MR WELLS TO BE

MR PEPELIS HAS BEEN ORDA-ED TO TURN IN ALL HIS FLOPPY DISKS AND TRANSCRIPTS OF SAID EVENTS OR WE WILL BUST HIS ASS ON ABSTRUCTSHION A JUSTICE. I WOULD LIKE EVERYONE TO VACATE THE THREAD WHICH IS NOW AN ACTIVE CRIME SCENE UNTIL WHICH TIME YOU ARE CLEEEYAHED TO RETURN FAHKIN... HENCEFORTH. THANK YOU.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 31,2014 4:16pm
This guy still thinks we are all just jealous. It's adorable. Or insane.




toggletoggle post by You Can Tell It's A Robb Wells Original... at Dec 31,2014 4:36pm
...Because NO ONE REPLIED.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 31,2014 4:38pm



toggletoggle post by parents just don‘t understand at Dec 31,2014 5:28pm
What's worse, getting 20 people to notice you, or taking 20 years to get people to notice you?



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Jan 1,2015 11:43am
The phrase "did yous drop out of 5th grade" will probably haunt me in my sleep. Cannot wrap my head around it.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Jan 1,2015 11:56am
Also "we don't do drugs or drink" and then I almost died of LOL (like Robb's wife almost died of his wasted ass crashing his truck).



toggletoggle post by Anger LOLing at Jan 1,2015 12:08pm
random find just now

http://pbrd.co/1xjhnNG




toggletoggle post by Anger LOLing at Jan 1,2015 12:09pm



toggletoggle post by Anger LOLing at Jan 1,2015 12:10pm
oh man, the hits just keep on coming

http://fandalism.com/robbawellsiii/Gt9



toggletoggle post by Anger LOLing at Jan 1,2015 12:22pm



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 1,2015 12:39pm
It takes a special kind of person to list Lil Wayne, Madball, Nile, Lady Gaga, and Godsmack in their influences. Then have the song be whatever the fuck that was I just heard.



toggletoggle post by KING ROOFHOLESTEEL at Jan 1,2015 2:37pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM THE GREATEST ROOF HOLE OF ALL TIME!! I'M DRIPPING ON ROBB'S MOTHER'S HEAD RIGHT NOW!! MOLD IS GETTING INTO HER WALLS!!! THE ONLY THING SHE HAS TO STOP ME IS AN OLD CROCKPOT AND A FAGGET SON WHO CAN'T RAISE ANY MONEY!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 1,2015 2:58pm edited Jan 1,2015 3:03pm
Forgot about this little chestnut. A conversation from 2011 between Sully and Robb. Robb had gone online and said some terrible things about the Lucky Dog and its owner. He booked the club for a whole weekend for a benefit show for his deceased drummer. When nobody came out and the show made no money, delusional Robb Wells convinced himself that the club must have been stealing, because he is too big of a rock star for something he is involved in to fail.

http://imgur.com/a/2C08f

Dem ReverbNation statistics tho...



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 1,2015 4:09pm
My favorite thing about bands like SWA is how many terrible hardcore bands full of 20 somethings there are that can organize national/international tours and play to more people in 1 show than SWA has combined in their entire career. And then act like it never happened.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by AC DURP DC at Jan 1,2015 5:44pm

bennyhillifier
Is LadySpitFire legit mentally retarded?



toggletoggle post by Frank Cotton in Hell at Jan 1,2015 10:22pm
legit LOL at "your riffs are on the level of a pig farting into a coffee can"



toggletoggle post by Cancer Benefit Victim at Jan 2,2015 12:45am
https://www.facebook.com/robbwellsbass/photos/a.172053852997861.1073741833.134837596719487/172053876331192/?type=3&theater

He calls himself...and the guitarist with no personality...

"The Toxic Twins"

No drugs...No alcohol...but yet right on par with Sixx/Lee and Perry/Tyler
Die in a boat fire, Robb.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 2,2015 1:38am
Vote for Still Well Angel as New England's best metal act!!

http://www.nemusicawards.com/ne-music-award-nomineesvote

But seriously, that list is a bundle of LOLs. One of those bands labels themselves "radio metal".



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 2,2015 2:00am



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Jan 2,2015 2:23am
I can't hate that guy just because of the bad Chris Farley impersonation



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 2,2015 8:32am
I wonder if they paint their own fingernails or if they have SWA manicures.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Jan 2,2015 9:23am
I like to imagine that they actually paid to make 10 seconds of a video (@1:08) and now they're raising funds for the next 10 seconds.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 2,2015 9:30am
AC%20DURP%20DC said[orig][quote]

Is LadySpitFire legit mentally retarded?



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Real Doctor at Jan 2,2015 10:07am
Toxic Twins my ass. Robb is old enough to be that guitar player's grandpa.



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Jan 2,2015 10:56am
Cancer%20Benefit%20Victim said[orig][quote]
https://www.facebook.com/robbwellsbass/photos/a.172053852997861.1073741833.134837596719487/172053876331192/?type=3&theater

He calls himself...and the guitarist with no personality...

"The Toxic Twins"

No drugs...No alcohol...but yet right on par with Sixx/Lee and Perry/Tyler
Die in a boat fire, Robb.


Well they are toxic. They're almost-cancer to real music.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 2,2015 1:44pm
RE: Chris Farley "Dead Season" (lol) guy...

Did those guys attend the "Legitimizing your worthless merch through framing it" seminar by Graveside Service? GROWN MEN OF THE WORLD: GIVE UP ON YOUR NU-METAL BANDS!!!



toggletoggle post by Reggie needs your help at Jan 2,2015 1:52pm



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 2,2015 1:55pm
SUPPORT!



toggletoggle post by Three cheers for Reggie at Jan 2,2015 2:20pm
Reggie really does deserve some sort of award. If only he can manage to book a show with Dumpster Fire headlining over SWA.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 2,2015 2:25pm
Booking it is easy. Whether or not they would show is another matter.



toggletoggle post by Can I borrow $10,000? at Jan 2,2015 2:26pm

For $10,000
"I will go to an SWA show and literally take a dump in the middle of the stage."

PLEASE DONATE!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 2,2015 2:28pm
Start a GoFundMe for $10000 to donate to Reggie's.

Also, this is a trollworthy event:

https://www.facebook.com/events/253399801501652/?ref=22



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 2,2015 2:35pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 2,2015 2:48pm
A Linkin Park tribute in Dudley MA? pump the brakes, party animals.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 2,2015 2:50pm
narkybark said[orig][quote]
I can't hate that guy just because of the bad Chris Farley impersonation


the struggle to breathe properly was too much for me.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 2,2015 2:57pm
I am amazed no one has noticed the link I posted to their show in France with Satyricon.



toggletoggle post by pissing blazers at Jan 2,2015 2:58pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Start a GoFundMe for $10000 to donate to Reggie's.

Also, this is a trollworthy event:

https://www.facebook.com/events/253399801501652/?ref=22


this event was from last year it seems. still lolz worth considering 1K were invited and 8 attended.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 2,2015 3:03pm
pissing%20blazers said[orig][quote]
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Start a GoFundMe for $10000 to donate to Reggie's.

Also, this is a trollworthy event:

https://www.facebook.com/events/253399801501652/?ref=22


this event was from last year it seems. still lolz worth considering 1K were invited and 8 attended.


DAMMIT



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 2,2015 3:06pm
Any Boston dates announced for their megatour yet?



toggletoggle post by pissing blazers at Jan 2,2015 3:14pm
original hilarious tour schedule has since been redacted. pretty sure they are still playing drafters in dudley this spring though. so far this is how their worldwide east cost mega khaos tour is shaping up.


Friday, April 3- Maine
Saturday, April 4- Maine
Wednesday, April 8- Maine

Friday, April 10- Vermont
Saturday, April 11- Vermont

Wednesday, April 15th - New Hampshire
Friday, April 17- New Hampshire
Saturday, April 18- New Hampshire

Thurs, April 23rd-Massachusetts
Friday, April 24- Massachusetts
Saturday, April 25- Massachusetts

Friday, May 1- Rhode Island
Saturday, May 2- Rhode Island

Friday, May 8- Connecticut
Saturday, May 9- Connecticut
Thurs, May 14th- Connecticut

Friday, May 15- New Jersey
Saturday, May 16- New Jersey

Friday, May 22- (Upper) New York
Saturday, May 23- (Mid) New York
Sunday, May 24- (Lower) New York

Friday, June 12th- Pennsylvania
Saturday, June 13- Pennsylvania

Thurs ,June 18th- Maryland
Friday, June 19th- Maryland

Sat, June 20th -Washington, D.C.

Sun, June 21st- Richmond, Virginia
Tues, June 23rd- Virginia Beach, Virginia
Weds, June 24th- Virginia

Thurs, June 25th- North Carolina
Fri, June 26th- North Carolina
Sat, June 27th- North Carolina

Fri, July 17th- South Carolina
Saturday, July 18th- South Carolina

Sunday, July 19th- Georgia
Tues, July 21st- Georgia

Weds, July 22nd- Alabama
Thurs, July 23rd- Alabama

Friday, July 24th- Florida
Saturday, July 25th- Florida
Sunday, July 26th- Florida



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 2,2015 3:25pm
I wish I had the knowledge and foresight in the biz to book the last dates of my tour half a country away and not play any shows on the way back.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 2,2015 3:29pm
Due to their advanced age, Florida may actually be their final resting ground.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Jan 2,2015 4:51pm
I have to laugh at them thinking there'll be two venues in Rhode Island looking to book them on back to back nights.

This tour itinerary looks like it was drafted by a retarded 13 year old with a crayon. "I WANNA GO TO FLORDA!"



toggletoggle post by Rob Wells needs xanex badly at Jan 2,2015 9:19pm
Those pictures from the American Legion Birthday party/show.........(practice)?!??!?! oh my. SWA cake????



toggletoggle post by Robbs Navy buddy at Jan 2,2015 10:27pm
About
Hello friends and welcome to my world! Here we will ban together as we strive for world domination!
Are you ready?
Biography
Well, I'll start off with my arrival back into New England, Manchester, NH to be exact where I joined the metal band THYK (pronounced thick). We did good for a band of four years (me playing the fifth and last). Got record label interest but due to some "personal issues" the band fell apart never to re-form again.
After THAT happened, rhythm guitarist and I went on to form a new project enlisting a young lead guitarist and drummer to form (what would later be known as State Of Corrections) Pro-Deth (after a month it became Face Plant then Hidden Agenda), a thrash metal band. Never finding the right drummer the band split off to do other things. Rhythm guitarist went BACK to THYK lead singer/rhythm guitarist and formed a new band. Lead guitarist and I went on to join Anger Rising (on Screaming Ferret Wreckords).
With Anger Rising fast climbing the local charts, they too caught the interest of record companies. And guess what? Yup, similar story as the first one. Get a little success and it goes to some heads.
With Anger Rising now done I felt more motivated to pick up where rhythm guitarist and I left off prior to A.R., fixing Hidden Agenda by getting the best drummer possible.
Well, January 1st of 2010 we brought on Rique, changed the name to State Of Corrections and wrecked shop!
S.O.C. went on to play with many nationals/internationals on some of the biggest stages on the East Coast. Massive fan base. Took over the charts on Reverb Nations and got an offer, 9 MONTHS into being a band, to sign with Decca Records in 2011. Unfortunately, we had to turn it down due to untimely passing of Rique, our drummer.
Determined not to quit I press forward with hopes of finding the right friends/brothers (or sister) to take over the world with.

Well, to continue the journeys tale, after playing a mini tour, down South, with the band Still Well Angel. After having a couple of months separate us, afterwards, as "things got done", I returned, full time, to kick the ass of EVERYONE who hears/sees us... and we'll do it with love!

Here's to ANOTHER chapter in the journey (and quest for world domination) of...Robb Wells.
Description
I'm "THAT" dude who likes to melt face with his bass! Ayup. I love what I do and I do what I love. Everything in between is time killer.
Band Interests
Making friends while dominating the world!
Artists We Also Like
Metallica, Megadeth, Motley Crue, Poison, Slayer, Dangerous Toys, Beethoven, Billy Joel, Elton John, Tchaikovsky, Mozart, L.A. Guns, fuck it! This list can keep going on and on and on and on...



toggletoggle post by whaaaat thhhheee fuuuu at Jan 2,2015 10:40pm



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 2,2015 11:10pm
Almost cancer, almost killed his wife, and almost label interest. Is there anything he almost can't do?



toggletoggle post by Cliff notes at Jan 2,2015 11:16pm
It should have just said "I'm "THAT" dude"



toggletoggle post by 1-877-Kars-4-Kids at Jan 2,2015 11:18pm
Hey, Still Well Angel! Will you do a version of our jingle for us?!?



toggletoggle post by Grim Kim Riley at Jan 3,2015 12:26am



toggletoggle post by Sully Paul Sullivan at Jan 3,2015 2:31am
I agree with that internet fight meme fully, and I don't usually get involved in such things, but this shit is funny and well deserved



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 3,2015 11:04am
Reggie Farnsworth has been blocked and reported to Facebook. No longer allowed to post on any groups or pages. It is a sad day for America, and therefore, the world. :(



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 3,2015 11:33am
In other news Tommy Dice is now actively pretending that he doesn't live with his parents.



toggletoggle post by Snowden at Jan 3,2015 11:53am
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
I wish I had the knowledge and foresight in the biz to book the last dates of my tour half a country away and not play any shows on the way back.


A 4-month one-way tour down the East Coast, so good. At that rate it would take them an entire year to cover the U.S. (ending up in Seattle presumably).



toggletoggle post by pissing blazers at Jan 3,2015 12:03pm
RIP REGGIE.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Jan 3,2015 12:54pm
Almost a fan.



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworth at Jan 6,2015 11:05am



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworth at Jan 6,2015 11:05am
Them Vocals Kidd!!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 6,2015 11:10am
Did they record every song off of this album at different times in entirely different studios? None of the production sounds remotely the same. Sweet Murica though.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 6,2015 11:11am
theyr keerp orn cerming!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 6,2015 11:12am
ITT: Sean Chicarello once tasted feet.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 6,2015 11:25am
Sean fucks up his own lyrics at 4:07 when he rhymes "drums they beat" with "hearts they beat" and realizes that he shouldn't have let Robb write the lyrics. Definitely doesn't say "hearts they beat."



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 6,2015 11:33am
Now I'm thinking Robbtard Wellz made the video.

Exhibit A:


Exhibit B:

-lyrics clearly say "flairgs in ay-eah!"



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworth at Jan 6,2015 11:36am
If any of these songs have anything in common it is that they Jason Newsted'd the fuck out of Robb's bass!!!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 6,2015 11:41am
That sweet editing job at 3:15 though.



toggletoggle post by Stock in Kool-aid is rising at Jan 6,2015 11:53am
Wait... No Halo Production?!?! I thought they were on WB?



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworth at Jan 6,2015 11:54am



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworth at Jan 6,2015 11:55am
Drummer's job is video editing! He is showing of some skills!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 6,2015 12:33pm
Nothing screams PROFESSIONAL BAND like a giant Historical Film Archive watermark all over your serious metal video.

Also, dying laughing over "Flag the Air." Trying to land that sweet Godsmack National Guard endorsement cash $$$



toggletoggle post by mind goat at Jan 6,2015 12:39pm
it is worse when you can actually read the text... it is like the worst bolt thrower lyrics mangled with disturbed riffs and iron maiden thrown in for good measure.

UNITING AS ONE, BUT EVERYBODY DIES

wat



toggletoggle post by 1-800-MATTRESS at Jan 6,2015 12:58pm
1-877-Kars-4-Kids said[orig][quote]
Hey, Still Well Angel! Will you do a version of our jingle for us?!?


We have first dibs on a SWA jingle!



toggletoggle post by No Halo Productions at Jan 6,2015 1:39pm
It sounds like Iced Earth if everyone had downs syndrome



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Jan 6,2015 2:34pm
One on one
They keep on coming
Head for the (ir??) Hills
They keep on running
Clenching their fists
With all of their might
Making their way
They won't stop
They won't stop to fight

Song is..."No Retreat"

*Head bashes desk*

Sounds like 'their hills' because of the retarded inflection he uses...
And when he's rambling about "It makes you feel numb", he clearly says "dumb" both times.
If this turns out to be a Spinal Tap-like parody, their comedic level is infinite...



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 6,2015 2:42pm
To be honest, the more I see and interact with them the more I think the only acceptable reality is that these guys are actually god-tier trolls.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Jan 6,2015 3:03pm
On Robb's January 2nd stat us that had him asking how to get war footage:

"Lol! We can work on finding... each other! Lol! We're, well, Steve, is building a video and finding old war footage that doesn't have copywrite issues is what we need. Stuff we can promote (for NO money) without getting sued. Lol!"

So one, they "started" this video less than 5 days ago (HUGE surprise there)
And two, how is this insane, supposed East Coast being funded? How do they play North Carolina, have 3 weeks off, then play South Carolina? Where is the gas money? Are we all supposed to believe ANY of this?!?
They can't even put $10 into a lyric video...



toggletoggle post by joeyvsdavidlopan nli at Jan 6,2015 3:09pm
I had the same thought watching that video. There's absolutely no way they have the aspirations they say they do and are letting shit like this slide.



toggletoggle post by pissing blazers at Jan 6,2015 3:15pm
ITT: the long con continues to evolve before our eyes. prepare thou selves forst the unveiling



toggletoggle post by wise old man on a hill at Jan 6,2015 3:18pm
Just you wait! Soon they'll win the NE Music Awards!

I mean, how can they not, by begging for votes and sharing that status on 89 different facebook pages? (literally 89)



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 6,2015 3:19pm
Who is that guy that uses all that war footage for his songs that everyone loves?
Oh yeah... BOYD RICE. Let's be more like him.



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworth at Jan 6,2015 3:39pm
That guys job is fucking Video editing!!!! I made the Farnsworth reveal video in a half an hour with windows movie maker, this guy has a fucking studio!!!



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworth at Jan 6,2015 3:40pm



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworth at Jan 6,2015 3:41pm
Fuck that Image



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 6,2015 3:41pm edited Jan 6,2015 3:41pm
Here Reginald:



toggletoggle post by Headbanging_Man at Jan 6,2015 4:32pm
whaaaat%20thhhheee%20fuuuu said[orig][quote]
https://www.facebook.com/events/132218773649268/


"Million Person Guitar March & Fundraiser"

Guests
3going

4maybe

39invited



Looks promising!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 6,2015 5:00pm edited Jan 6,2015 5:00pm
August 6th 2016. with any luck the lady from Ghostbusters 2 was right and the world will have long been destroyed.



toggletoggle post by pissing blazers at Jan 6,2015 5:09pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
August 6th 2016. with any luck the script for the lady Ghostbusters 3 will have long been destroyed.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 6,2015 5:10pm
I think I see the issue with this band... not enough NTSC monitors.



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Jan 6,2015 5:51pm
No%20Halo%20Productions said[orig][quote]
It sounds like Iced Earth if everyone had downs syndrome


XD



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworth at Jan 6,2015 6:39pm
Thanks!



toggletoggle post by BOYD RICES' NAZI MEMORABILIA at Jan 7,2015 1:57am
126 views on that piece of trash called a "music" video and I can almost guarantee they are all from people on this board. Gotta start booking shows for this band



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 7,2015 7:25am
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
To be honest, the more I see and interact with them the more I think the only acceptable reality is that these guys are actually god-tier trolls.


I just rewatched the bass competition video and have to agree. There is no fucking way this is not a joke band. I'm starting to see the humor they surreptitiously embedded.



toggletoggle post by damn at Jan 7,2015 12:11pm
holy shit it is indeed some long con god level troll. hats off to SWA.

they are like the Lloyd Christmas of music pretending to be brain dead this whole time. But that bass competition vid definitely gave it away



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 7,2015 12:23pm edited Jan 7,2015 12:24pm
This whole thread was pointless. We look so gullible, wasting our time falling for their joke. I'm sure they'll come clean about SWA and all its self-liking social media bullshit on April 1, 2015... Right?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 7,2015 12:29pm
INB4 Robb claims he was in on it the whole time and we are all just jealous of their comedic abilities.



toggletoggle post by NO WAI at Jan 7,2015 12:30pm
You're all giving them too much credit. They're not smart enough to be trolls. They are serious about their shit music.



toggletoggle post by Dance Mayor McCheese Dance at Jan 7,2015 12:35pm
I'm still patiently awaiting the new bass solo video.
If this was all a Rawbbie troll job, I'd have no problem with him taking home a lifetime achievement award. Hell, I might even donate to his mom's swiss cheese roof...



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Jan 7,2015 1:25pm
WHERE IS OUR THIS PUZZLE PIECE!!
THE HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL "NO RETREAT" SINGLE IS OUT AND RACKING UP YOUTUBE PLAYS!!
I WANT TO SEE SOMETHING MORE OF THIS AMAZING ALBUM COVER!!
WHAT DO DOWN THUMBS MEAN ON YOUTUBE, BY THE WAY??

PUZZLE PIECE!! KHAOS DEMANDS PUZZLES!!



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Jan 7,2015 1:26pm
*THIRD



toggletoggle post by KOK at Jan 7,2015 1:45pm
At least it was better than KERNER OF KAERRS because you don't have to see the one dude dressed in white wearing a cowboy hat. or any of them. youtube analytics must be funny for this on.



toggletoggle post by Almost Robb Wells at Jan 7,2015 3:30pm
is the bass solo on Youtube?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 7,2015 3:50pm
I am reposting the first one because it deserves it. I know the second one is in the works but I don't have a timeline for it.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by bdrnnnggg YEAH! at Jan 7,2015 4:07pm
Ayup, he's THAT dude right there...



toggletoggle post by GREELEY PAULZA at Jan 7,2015 5:00pm



toggletoggle post by Cancer Benefit Victim at Jan 7,2015 6:07pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H2mk242akU

State Of Corrections

ROBB WAS THE SINGER?!?!?!



toggletoggle post by Cancer Benefit Victim at Jan 7,2015 6:14pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Dm_tys4v8

Robb as a frontman is everything you would figure.
Awful delivery, mixed with triumphant "I Am Awesome!" poses, and banter that mimics his retarded comebacks of the now, even years ago.

His sucking is a terminal condition, apparently.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 7,2015 8:15pm
Trolling began in a different band, incredible work. Bravo!



toggletoggle post by Welcome To Our Society! at Jan 8,2015 10:09am
Robb really is the worst. And State of Corrections was far from his solo project. Hopefully he doesn't try and sue me for typing out the name of the band. I mean it is copyrighted and all...



toggletoggle post by best thread at Jan 8,2015 2:42pm
Endless material, this thread rules. Pure gold.



toggletoggle post by BOYD RICES‘ TOTENKOPF T SHIRT at Jan 8,2015 8:39pm
Its sad and a disgrace to the drummer that he posted this even after the drummer told him not to post this. sad



toggletoggle post by Sterht of Khorect-i-YEAHRH at Jan 9,2015 9:25am



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 9,2015 10:41am
^ Saw that this morning. Can't wait!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 9,2015 12:05pm
We have worldwide distro on YouTube you jealous fgt.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Jan 9,2015 12:26pm
I hope it's true so the world can share our suffering.



toggletoggle post by IN B4 at Jan 9,2015 2:43pm
IN B4 THEY TOUR WITH NICKELBACK



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworth at Jan 10,2015 9:08am
Holy Shit!! These Retards made another Lyric Video!!





bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by truthinator at Jan 10,2015 9:52am
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Vote for Still Well Angel as New England's best metal act!!

http://www.nemusicawards.com/ne-music-award-nomineesvote

But seriously, that list is a bundle of LOLs. One of those bands labels themselves "radio metal".

The only other band listed in the "metal" category I've heard of is Anaria. And even that's only because fits. And progmetaldrumr.



toggletoggle post by truthinator at Jan 10,2015 9:54am
Fits = tits. Fucking autocorrect.



toggletoggle post by Snowden at Jan 10,2015 3:36pm
Did the singer and drummer have one set of five o'clock shadow to share between them?



toggletoggle post by METAL!?!?!?!! at Jan 10,2015 11:30pm



toggletoggle post by Longdeadgod_nli at Jan 11,2015 6:32pm
New lyric vid is twice the quality of the first.



toggletoggle post by whattttttt at Jan 11,2015 7:47pm
I will never get those 4 minutes out of mind...see big tour possibilities for SWA with these jackasses



toggletoggle post by Best song yet at Jan 12,2015 10:14am
Emotions Bundled Duuuuuppp is their best and most creative song yet.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 12,2015 11:19am
hahahaha holy shit. Even though that is a joke it still sounds exactly like every one of their songs.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 12,2015 11:45am
Has their America's Got Talent submission video been posted yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE09dOMf7pU



toggletoggle post by pissing blazers at Jan 12,2015 11:55am
Reggie%20Farnsworth said[orig][quote]
Holy Shit!! These Retards made another Lyric Video!!



bennyhillifier


link to video plz? cannot view on this page for some reason..



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 12,2015 12:07pm
Still Well Angel Emotions Bundled Duuuupppp!!!!: http://youtu.be/MfxDIFjz7jk



toggletoggle post by A serious question at Jan 12,2015 12:38pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Has their America's Got Talent submission video been posted yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE09dOMf7pU


How long did they practice their video announcing skills to say the band name in unison like that?



toggletoggle post by grilled_dickcheese_sandwich at Jan 12,2015 12:42pm
My dickcheese has more talent than Still Well Angel.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 12,2015 2:19pm


Buh. 3 years too late on a fantastic trolling opportunity.



toggletoggle post by wise old man on a hill at Jan 12,2015 2:28pm
That flier is clearly in error. Shouldn't they be headlining?



toggletoggle post by cool show with bands at Jan 13,2015 10:14am
STOP THE TROLLING BENEFIT SHOW FEATURING ROBB WELLS AND MIKE FROM NACHZEHRER

VENUE TBA
COVER $18





toggletoggle post by The Real Robb Wells at Jan 13,2015 8:58pm
Get off my lawn you greasy juggalo




toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Jan 13,2015 10:15pm
Somebody tell Robb's mom to get her leaky-ass trailer out of the perrrk.



toggletoggle post by Grim Kim Riley at Jan 14,2015 12:55pm
Haha, on the twitter it says they have "unforgettable lyrics" SICKKKK



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 14,2015 1:58pm
"flag the air" is certainly unforgettable.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jan 14,2015 2:36pm
This thread is beginning to rival the neverending thread of death.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 14,2015 2:58pm
I have circummed to these unforgettable lyrics.



toggletoggle post by needs moar bass solos at Jan 14,2015 3:24pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
This thread is beginning to rival the neverending thread of death.


however it is turning into the neverending thread of meh...



toggletoggle post by I'm circumming so hard at Jan 14,2015 3:31pm
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/96jgHSX.png[/IMG}



toggletoggle post by I‘m circumming so hard at Jan 14,2015 3:31pm
I said[orig][quote]



toggletoggle post by Almost Ro##Bb wEL*s at Jan 14,2015 3:47pm
SIR CUM SIKK-KHAOS



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Jan 14,2015 6:47pm
Been a while since we've had any real news from SWA. When's their big WORLD DOMINATION TOUR kick off? Is it going to include another benefit show that no one shows up for that'll need some slurs to take the attention off their failure as a band and as human beings?



toggletoggle post by The Real Robb Wells at Jan 14,2015 7:57pm
S to the W A packin' the Dirty Dancer




toggletoggle post by The Real Robb Wells at Jan 14,2015 8:09pm
atodaso




toggletoggle post by The Real Robb Wells at Jan 14,2015 8:20pm
Can't outsmart george green boys

Video Link





toggletoggle post by The Real Robb Wells at Jan 14,2015 8:21pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 14,2015 11:01pm
Remember the time Robb said he couldn't remember if he played the Centrum or not?



toggletoggle post by Cancer Benefit Victim at Jan 15,2015 5:10am


10 Year Reunion....at the All Age Sad Cafe.
4+ Years later....STILL playing the Sad Cafe....until they finally closed the place in shame.......



toggletoggle post by Cancer Benefit Victim at Jan 15,2015 5:13am


Wow...history was made that night....

Robb saw his future chance for World Domination on the same (rickety Salisbury Beach club) stage as State Of Correction(s) (Got the name wrong on the flyer)

ONLY Fifteen bucks!!! Wow.....what an amazing deal!!!



toggletoggle post by Cancer Benefit Victim at Jan 15,2015 5:18am


From their "Iguana in New York" photo album.
So they drove all the way to NYC......to play a show.....and this....was their "surely receptive" audience that night.



toggletoggle post by Cancer Benefit Victim at Jan 15,2015 5:28am


........



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 15,2015 7:39am
DYA is cooking up fresh beets



toggletoggle post by RAPPIN' ROBBY DUBBZ at Jan 15,2015 9:59am
YO MY NAME IZ ROBB
AN' I'M HERE TO SAY
HAVE I EVER PLAYED THE CENTRUM?
EHHHHHHHH..... I.... EHHH MAYBE.... YEAH... YEAH... I DID....

BREAK IT DOWNN



toggletoggle post by Another Best Metal Nominee at Jan 15,2015 12:50pm



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 15,2015 12:55pm
Guy tells girl to stop stalking him, girl kills herself, band makes watered down song and WAIT was that a picture of Bova at 3:33??



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 15,2015 1:58pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/1486524044955719

I see a lot of potential for awesome on that event page.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 15,2015 1:59pm
http://www.nemusicawards.com/nemacon15

And we can definitely attend this conference if we want to get some serious knowledge of the biz and get on Robb Wells' level.



toggletoggle post by The Real Robb Wells at Jan 15,2015 2:07pm
"The band sounds like the rock bands Creed or Staind and their lyrics are usually about life's struggles."

http://www.mhl.org/answers/index.php/Music...d_Musical_Groups_-_Still_Well_Angel



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 15,2015 2:27pm
Article claims they played the Centrum before Robb's time in the band. Sources corroborated nowhere else on the entire internet. Legit story bro.



toggletoggle post by wise old man on a hill at Jan 15,2015 2:58pm
if a band plays in the forest before Robb becomes a member, does anyone hear it?

Bonus question: does anyone hear it after, either?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 15,2015 3:05pm
they are named after something from A League of Their Own?? Outstanding.



toggletoggle post by bratty kid at Jan 15,2015 3:17pm
THERE'S NO CRYING IN BUTTROCK N ROLL!!!!




toggletoggle post by Cancer Benefit Victim at Jan 15,2015 11:15pm


I mean.......everyone starts somewhere......

But holy shit....they had a RESIDENCY basically.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 16,2015 8:34am
I can't tell you if we played the Centrum, but we rocked the fuck out of the Pheasant Lane Mall!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 16,2015 8:38am
Has this band ever played an actual show at a normal venue?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 16,2015 10:48am
I am waiting patiently for their acoustoc-EDM crossover set at Spencer Gifts later this year.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 16,2015 11:53am




This fuckin guy... Hahaha



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Jan 16,2015 12:21pm edited Jan 16,2015 12:29pm
What the hell is a "sociological inbalance"? Is that a clinical diagnosis?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 16,2015 12:44pm
I think he meant "almost sociologically imbalanced".

It genuinely frustrates me that there are people who drink his kool aid.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 16,2015 1:08pm
For a band that claims to be compassionate to mental illness and trauma (remember that's what their unforgettable lyrics are supposed to be about), Robb is quick to dish out assumptions about past emotional abuses. Pretty hypocritical.

Also inb4 the details of their major almost-record deal surfaces.



toggletoggle post by Inbalanced Socialite at Jan 16,2015 1:16pm
Best thing that band has going for them is this thread.
I didn't think there would be any kool-aid left to drink after he dyed his hair...



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 16,2015 1:26pm
looks like he's got some EMOTIONS BUNDLE DUUUUP



toggletoggle post by wise old man on a hill at Jan 16,2015 5:47pm
Conquering the world one donation at a time! Who needs to buy a thong?

http://www.gofundme.com/swamusic



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 16,2015 5:48pm
****MEDIA RELEASE****
Brand new Gofundme. SWA with their hands out AGAIN.
http://www.gofundme.com/swamusic



toggletoggle post by bratty kid at Jan 16,2015 5:52pm
Hrmm.. you would think the record company would cover an expense like that.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 16,2015 6:05pm



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 16,2015 6:06pm
Arthur Farnswortharelli LMAO



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 16,2015 7:12pm
It's a small price to pay, but if you donate you can say whatever the fuck you want and they can't delete it. Worth it in my opinion.



toggletoggle post by This Khaos Has Taking Me at Jan 16,2015 9:03pm
Let me get this straight, they're asking their fans to give them money to buy the merchandise that they will then sell back to those same fans?

I don't know how, but the level of stupidity and pure greed continues to amaze me



toggletoggle post by SWA's only groupie = Robbs mom at Jan 16,2015 9:30pm
"ALL new merch, as well, including T-shirts, CD's, Stickers, Buttons, Hoodies, and Thongs"
Cant forget the all important thongs. Imagine the ghoulish looking beastly Halloween decoration of a "woman" that would actually purchase one of those. It chills me deeply.
Fuck this band, and Rob Wellz needs to shut his fucking mouth NO ONE is jealous of your lame band that is going no where and your stupid fucking FAKE music award ceremony. NONE of those bands are metal. Id go to to that award box social only to attempt to get a blowie from that bitch in a simple complex. SWA needs to focus on patching holes in Mr Wells moms roof, and give up on trying to play nu metal. pure shit



toggletoggle post by That Roof Ain't Gonna Patch Itself at Jan 17,2015 9:59am
Raw'hb also once claimed to be an electrical engineer that would be making over 200k a year if he was working full time instead of focusing on the band.

He also once likened his stage show to Lord of the Rings while looking for people to invest in Stillwell.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 17,2015 12:03pm edited Jan 17,2015 12:04pm



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Jan 18,2015 12:19am
Emotiobs bundled durrrrrrrrrp.Even rock stars need a break from playing hot topic to settle down and get hitched..

http://m.andovertownsman.com/community/dou...a00-b9e8-656bda455eb8.html?mode=jqm



toggletoggle post by Longdeadgod_nli at Jan 18,2015 1:48am
I lol'd hard at the farnsworth donation, woke my wife up, she's pissed



toggletoggle post by The Real Robb Wells at Jan 18,2015 3:07pm
Cool gig bro




toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Jan 18,2015 6:48pm
Aww bummer they finally deleted Reggie's comment on the gofundme page.Took them long enough haha



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 19,2015 2:11am
We were not aware they could delete the comments made from donors. Going to have to look into retracting said donations as a possibility.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 19,2015 2:16am
It is still god damn hilarious that the only $10 they have is from members of Dumpster Fire.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 19,2015 7:43pm



toggletoggle post by MTV CONNECTION at Jan 20,2015 1:52am



toggletoggle post by pissingblazers at Jan 20,2015 9:48am
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
http://www.beautyrockfusion.com/#!Still-Well-Angel-Korner-of-Kaos-Review/cmbz/4C854E86-1F26-49DA-B63A-96DDA6D48838

Sweet review bro.


"seriuosly recommend"

"Music is their life; they dream it, eat it, and they put their hearts into every song they write and every performance they give."


i'm pretty sure that SWA guys wrote this review themselves and had a connection at what ever site this is to just have them put it up for them.




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 20,2015 10:03am
Yeah, it reads like an Amazon review where it's obviously someone from the company giving a 5 star rating.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 20,2015 10:05am
$3,000 goal. A week later the only 2 donations are from RTTP.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 20,2015 10:20am
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152311301447219

Dumpster Fire needs to sample the ending "yeaarh, babeyah!" in the next musick video.



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Jan 20,2015 12:00pm
Well... solved that one pretty easily!




toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 21,2015 11:59am


Well we just can't let this thread sink to the bottom when this gem exists.



toggletoggle post by LongDeadGod_nli at Jan 21,2015 12:12pm
Are they officially on the show, or are they just thinking that if they commit to enough ticket sales they'll be allowed on?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 21,2015 12:29pm
Definitely fishing for sales beforehand because they can't afford to not sell any once they agree to be on the show.



toggletoggle post by kerry king's hair at Jan 21,2015 12:35pm
oh man. come on, this can't be real. pay to play with alien fuckin ant farm? hed pe?



toggletoggle post by BroFundMe at Jan 21,2015 2:19pm
They must have been asked to be on that, we all know they don't do pay to play shows. I'm honestly a little shocked Rawb-a-dub-dub didn't say Hed PE and Alient Ant Farm were opening up for SWA...



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax at Jan 21,2015 10:58pm
save this thread from the second page



toggletoggle post by Timriley at Jan 22,2015 12:02am
this thread trumped serenade II darkness in about 2 posts. good job, boys.



toggletoggle post by The Real Robb Wells at Jan 22,2015 12:43am
Signing autographs for the biggest fan




toggletoggle post by The Real Robb Wells at Jan 22,2015 12:56am
Disturbingly festive pre-robb wells video

http://www.jibjab.com/view/2OJ3Q6FOjhEZL6o9



toggletoggle post by bottom hat at Jan 22,2015 11:13am
oh lord yes



toggletoggle post by Grim Kim Riley at Jan 22,2015 11:38am
god these guys are such losers



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 22,2015 11:58am
that Xmas video looked and sounded better than their original work.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 22,2015 2:49pm
BACK TO THE FRONT



toggletoggle post by tottom bat at Jan 22,2015 3:13pm
one



toggletoggle post by Mega Posting at Jan 22,2015 3:14pm
Why so silent lately? At least we all know all 10 fans want to see them with Alien Ant Farm...



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 22,2015 5:04pm
SWAck to the front



toggletoggle post by Puzzle piece numbah three at Jan 22,2015 10:42pm
Those fucking gay puzzle pieces. Look at the terrible art that they paid way too much money for



toggletoggle post by DYA is LEGAL LENS TWILL at Jan 23,2015 8:03am
Puzzle%20piece%20numbah%20three said[orig][quote]
Those fucking gay puzzle pieces. Look at the terrible art that WE, THE ARMIES OF SWA FANS paid way too much money for


fix'd



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 23,2015 9:38am
Wednesday, January 28, 2015@4:30pm-9:00pm in Lowell, Ma., Still Well Angel will be shooting an UN-official video for our next single No Friend Of Mine, an anti bullying/hate song.

We are having an OPEN CALL to all kids 10+, parents, military personnel (all branches, in uniform), law enforcement (sheriffs, local/non-local police, state police, etc.) BANDS (SHOW THAT MUSIC CARES) and anyone wanting to show support. PM me for ALL the details


Someone get the details so we can show support.



toggletoggle post by wat at Jan 23,2015 9:55am
AHAHHAHAHAH



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 23,2015 10:21am
an anti-bullying song? you have big shoes to fill if you think you are going to outshine the majesty of "To A Hell".



toggletoggle post by LongDeadGod_nli at Jan 23,2015 11:27am
Is the RTTP forum going to be featured as the bully in the video?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 23,2015 2:30pm edited Jan 23,2015 2:30pm
Yes, along with cancer victims, dumpster fire, and the still well damaged roof that robb is too busy with painting fingernails to fix himself.
http://www.gofundme.com/ezb8og



toggletoggle post by NH Brufaggotry at Jan 23,2015 2:39pm
Robb Wells owes me $18!!! If he doesn't bring it to me at the Gates of Chinatown by midnight tonight, I'll send Megatron to kill him!



toggletoggle post by SWAgallos at Jan 23,2015 2:44pm



toggletoggle post by Grave Side DeVito at Jan 23,2015 2:54pm
If every fan donated a buck then they'd have $750,000! Why isn't it happening??



toggletoggle post by Borderline Trogolodyte at Jan 23,2015 4:24pm
How do you shoot your own unofficial video?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 23,2015 4:56pm
I do a lot of things for people, so fix my mom's roof.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 23,2015 5:34pm
Robb Wells = King Gofundmestool



toggletoggle post by whoa at Jan 24,2015 12:47am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Robb Wells = King Gofundmestool


Is Vital Remains looking for a bass player?



toggletoggle post by bumpmaster_flex at Jan 24,2015 10:23am
keeping this travesty on the front page yo



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 24,2015 11:36am


Oh Millman.



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Jan 24,2015 12:17pm
20 more bucks donated to their gofundme.Lady spitfire must have been feeling generous.



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Jan 24,2015 1:34pm
20 more bucks donated to their gofundme.Lady spitfire must have been feeling generous.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jan 25,2015 5:57pm
rttp is the #2 source for "still well angel sucks" behind this guy



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jan 25,2015 6:33pm



toggletoggle post by Robb Wells Bullies Me at Jan 27,2015 5:11pm
"Anti-bullying song"
Nope, just gibberish that occasionally rhymes.
They have managed to soften their sound to a Theory Of A NickelGrace level here, making his horrible vocal delivery even worse (!!!!!).
Bonus points for terrible, offbeat double pedal attempts from the less-developed clone (Go Team Venture!).

EXTRA Bonus points for including this in the chorus:
"This cancer in my system will never, ever-----Diiiiie"

Nice of them to shout out their almost-cancer-ridden 63 yr old bassist.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 27,2015 6:18pm

bennyhillifier

Good lord.



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Jan 27,2015 6:39pm
I want you to come along with me........BASS!



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Jan 27,2015 8:41pm
I feel like I just lost a beloved family pet.



toggletoggle post by King Thûndérstøol at Jan 28,2015 7:13am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE A TEN INCH PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by SWA IS NUMBA ONE! at Jan 28,2015 10:15am
Hurrrrrrrrrrhhh YEAH!



toggletoggle post by SWAit a minute at Jan 28,2015 11:45am
"I beat it in my head over and over again"



toggletoggle post by DID YOU KNOW? at Jan 28,2015 12:22pm
FUN FACT:

"Rob played his bass for an hour a day for 365 days straight?"


THIS must be how he pulled off that insane bass solo we saw.



toggletoggle post by Snowden at Jan 28,2015 1:14pm
Oh man, imagine this guy's rigorous 1-hour practice regimen.

0:00 - 0:15 Wait for nails to dry
0:15 - 0:25 Dig red and black outfit out of hamper, put on mask
0:25 - 0:50 Practice rock moves in front of mirror
0:50 - 1:00 Play pentatonic scale as fast as possible, alternating with strummed power chords



toggletoggle post by SWAit a minute at Jan 28,2015 1:24pm
hey you ruined the secret of teh bass solo! are you died??



toggletoggle post by THE OPINION at Jan 28,2015 1:44pm
The Still Well Angel thing was funny for a while but now it's getting old. Find a new joke.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 28,2015 1:55pm
Still well hilarious.



toggletoggle post by casual bystander at Jan 28,2015 1:56pm
i'd like to order a loop video with the audio segment of the "poop push" at the beginning of their latest single.



toggletoggle post by wise old man on a hill at Jan 28,2015 2:54pm
I was about to say the same thing. It sounds like he's pushing out a really dry and hardened log at the 10 second mark. All it needs is a toilet splash.



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Jan 28,2015 7:14pm
http://youtu.be/2QNWJiIZNJk

And of course Rawb's ego has gotten to everyones favorite meatball guitarist.Chasse now has an 'ask me' video segment.



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Jan 28,2015 7:17pm
http://youtu.be/EQHcadlwhJ4

And...Stillwell have a new promo video.Promoting their fake 'band of the year shit'.Worst.Promo.Ever. They are like the Roman Reigns of video promos.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 28,2015 7:54pm
BUHLEE DAT



toggletoggle post by Puzzle piece numbah three at Jan 28,2015 8:12pm
paulgreeley said[orig][quote]
http://youtu.be/2QNWJiIZNJk

And of course Rawb's ego has gotten to everyones favorite meatball guitarist.Chasse now has an 'ask me' video segment.
Nice fucking guy-liner and Disturbed singer piercings you fucking twat



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Jan 28,2015 8:31pm
paulgreeley said[orig][quote]
http://youtu.be/EQHcadlwhJ4

And...Stillwell have a new promo video.Promoting their fake 'band of the year shit'.Worst.Promo.Ever. They are like the Roman Reigns of video promos.




bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Longdeadgod_nli at Jan 28,2015 10:44pm
I constantly am amazed at how bad these guys really are, no friend of mine sounds like a junior high band. They either really are the all time greatest rttp trolls, or are retarded.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 29,2015 2:13am
FINALLY! I have been waiting for them to make one of their big announcements!






toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 29,2015 2:15am
Apparently I am in the wrong business. You mean to tell me there are people willing to pay $25 for a post on my FB page and a copy-and-pasted letter giving advice on how to make a more cohesive song with better production ?



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Jan 29,2015 2:31am
The post about swa on the cmc fb page has three likes.All from members of stillwell.Hahaa 13k likes,eh?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 29,2015 6:22am
So I couldn't sleep and this was the end result:

Jim Ross Calls The Robb Wells Bass Solo


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by reggie support at Jan 29,2015 9:38am
HAhahahahaha you are fucking insane, but that was funny.



toggletoggle post by pissingblazers at Jan 29,2015 9:49am
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
FINALLY! I have been waiting for them to make one of their big announcements!





Soo this means they hit the big time now?


Yay!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 29,2015 11:09am
ok "No Friend of Mine" has to be a joke. the EHR's are so bad I refuse to believe he is serious.



toggletoggle post by Beating it in my head at Jan 29,2015 5:13pm
That song is about anti-bullying? Sounds more like a sad break up...



toggletoggle post by Narcosis at Jan 29,2015 5:29pm
that new song though.



bury these guys in fecal matter and they'll probably grab shovels and try to help you out.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Jan 29,2015 9:25pm
https://imgflip.com/i/gzq0f


They continue to amaze....



toggletoggle post by lol at Jan 29,2015 9:32pm
fuck. only SWA would offer autographed downloads.



toggletoggle post by What the???? at Feb 2,2015 8:23pm
Fun facts? are you fucking kidding me?!?!? Fun fact fatzo ghoul guitarist once played metallicas entire black album while internet peeping freshmen.



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworth at Feb 4,2015 12:19am
It seems Robb is trying to start up State of Corrections again. Could he have been kicked out of the the mighty SWA.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Feb 4,2015 12:22am


The long-awaited reunion is here!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Feb 4,2015 12:24am
PRO



toggletoggle post by paulgreeley at Feb 4,2015 3:29am
Age limit of 32? Nice to see 64 year old Robb giving a younger generation a chance.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Feb 4,2015 7:26am
Reggie%20Farnsworth said[orig][quote]
It seems Robb is trying to start up State of Corrections again. Could he have been kicked out of the the mighty SWA.


Another possible explanation is that Robb's 2 bands will be touring as a diverse package deal that club owners would be fools to pass up.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 4,2015 8:31am
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
PRO


YOUR



toggletoggle post by Narcosis at Feb 4,2015 11:11am
sadly, still well angel appears to have relocated to finland.

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertai...es-to-raise-awareness-10017489.html



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Feb 5,2015 12:23am


Sweet video shoot bro.



toggletoggle post by pissingblazers at Feb 5,2015 8:52am
oh man I cant wait for this video.



toggletoggle post by Anonymous at Feb 5,2015 9:00am
Right? This is going to be epic. I can't wait to hear the malformed twins grunt and shit themselves over a video of a nun lecturing.



toggletoggle post by No friend of meeeeeiiiiinnnneeee at Feb 5,2015 9:15am
This new video will be an instant classic!



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Feb 5,2015 12:21pm



toggletoggle post by pissingblazers at Feb 5,2015 12:28pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]


i was really hoping someone would step up to the plate and get that screen capture.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Feb 5,2015 12:39pm
When I got to the end of that video, that face made me almost jump out of my seat. Truly terrifying.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Feb 5,2015 12:49pm
YOU GONNA GET RAWBED



toggletoggle post by im so scared faggets at Feb 5,2015 12:54pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]


the blair witch rawbject



toggletoggle post by im so scared faggets at Feb 5,2015 1:35pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 6,2015 12:52am
How hard would it be to set up a fake promotion agency that does nothing but bill SWA $25 a week to repost their videos on Facebook?



toggletoggle post by grilled dickcheese sandwich at Feb 6,2015 8:55am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
How hard would it be to set up a fake promotion agency that does nothing but bill SWA $25 a week to repost their videos on Facebook?

Nice going dickhead. Now somebody from SWA is gonna see that and know what you're up to!



toggletoggle post by Faust at Feb 6,2015 9:22pm
Rob Wellz climbed meth mountain and still resides on the peak



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Feb 9,2015 1:45pm
I'm surprised that we haven't heard anything more from SWA. Aren't we supposed to get another lameshit puzzle piece soon or something?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Feb 9,2015 3:42pm
It's taking them weeks to come up with something that isn't immediately trollable.



toggletoggle post by grilled dickcheese sandwich at Feb 9,2015 3:48pm
Maybe they're all stuffing their fat faces with grilled dickcheese sandwiches!



toggletoggle post by Roll Call at Feb 10,2015 9:20am
MEGA MEDIA BLAST POST!!!
Looking for a sick drummer with some serious shredding chops on guitar to play with sub-par bassist who will take credit for all of your ideas! Must have professional gear! Band is guaranteed to ALMOST get signed!!!!



toggletoggle post by narcosis at Feb 10,2015 11:28am
i'm still entertained.




toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Feb 11,2015 9:20am
Why is the hambeast guitarist grabbing his crotch in that picture?



toggletoggle post by SWA's fight against bullying at Feb 11,2015 1:11pm



toggletoggle post by wise old man on a hill at Feb 11,2015 1:11pm
because no one else will?



toggletoggle post by HAHA Hambeast! at Feb 11,2015 3:10pm
Maybe he's holding his pants together so they don't split?



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworth at Feb 11,2015 7:56pm
Killing that Lynch Crotch Grab!!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Feb 16,2015 12:44pm
Super successful band is almost done booking it's HUGE ALMOST NATIONWIDE tour but can't find shows in its own area.




toggletoggle post by Anon at Feb 16,2015 12:45pm
I love that Robb's still talking up their "BIG HUGE NATIONAL TOUR!" while providing absolutely no concrete info on it.

"Still Well Angel's "NO HALOS, East Coast, Tour, 2015"
Friday, April 3rd- Maine
Saturday, April 4th- Maine
Friday, April 10th- Vermont
Saturday, April 11th- Vermont
Wednesday, April 15th - New Hampshire
Friday, April 17th- New Hampshire
Saturday, April 18th- N.E.M.A.- Patriots Place, Foxboro, Ma.
Thurs, April 23rd- Massachusetts
Friday, April 24th- Massachusetts
Saturday, April 25th- Massachusetts
Friday, May 1st- Rhode Island
Saturday, May 2nd- Rhode Island
Friday, May 8th- Connecticut
Saturday, May 9th- Connecticut
Thurs, May 14th- Connecticut
Friday, May 15th- New Jersey
Saturday, May 16th- New Jersey
Friday, May 22nd- New York
Saturday, May 23rd- New York
Sunday, May 24th- New York
Friday, June 12th- Pennsylvania
Saturday, June 13th- Pennsylvania
Thurs ,June 18th- Maryland
Friday, June 19th- Maryland
Sat, June 20th -Maryland/Washington, D.C.
Sun, June 21st- West Virginia
Tues, June 23rd- Richmond, Virginia
Weds, June 24th- Virginia Beach, Virginia
Thurs, June 25th- North Carolina
Fri, June 26th- North Carolina
Sat, June 27th- North Carolina
Fri, July 17th- South Carolina
Sat, July 18th- South Carolina
Sunday, July 19th- Georgia
Tues, July 21st- Georgia
Weds, July 22nd- Alabama
Thurs, July 23rd- Alabama
Friday, July 24th- Florida
Saturday, July 25th- Florida
Sunday, July 26th- Florida"

Bets on their tour turning into "three p2p shows and a 'festival' attended by five kids"?



toggletoggle post by Rob Wellz' meth stash at Feb 16,2015 4:10pm
you forgot to add hemp fest. No dates on the way back? three dates in the same state? Idiots. If they do end up in one of the southern states I hope that some local hicks chase them out of town with pitchforks for looking and being completely unhetero. Fuck their family friendly TGIF "metal" dress up game they call music.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Feb 16,2015 6:53pm
Two dates in Rhode Island right after four dates in Massachusetts. I'm pretty sure that the person who set up this tour itinerary is actually retarded.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Feb 16,2015 8:23pm
They have 2 alternatives at the end of their tour: hitting it big, since the south is a time capsule where their sound is still relevant, or rushing out onto a nascar track for the grand finale of their No Return tour.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 16,2015 9:53pm
"We've got alllmost all the dates booked but... WE'LL TAKE ANYTHING IN ANY STATE PLEASE CONTACT US PLEASE!!!!"

Sure sounds like you've got almost everything booked.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Feb 16,2015 11:24pm
June 27th in North Carolina
July 17th in South Carolina

Someone want to explain that to me? Are they flying home with their equipment, then going back 3 weeks later? Are they staying down there for 3 weeks? Is there a Kickstarter for these massive expenses in their future?!?

They don't have enough money to actually make real CDs, but they have these plans??

And how will all of this be covered up later when it inevitably fails spectacularly?



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax at Feb 17,2015 2:30am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
"We've got alllmost all the dates booked but... WE'LL TAKE ANYTHING IN ANY STATE PLEASE CONTACT US PLEASE!!!!"

Sure sounds like you've got almost everything booked.



Where is Carl Cheddarsmooth when you need him...



toggletoggle post by Anon at Feb 17,2015 9:25am
This band's gonna be sucking dick at a truck stop in Jersey to make enough gas money to limp home. Calling it now.



toggletoggle post by wise old man on a hill at Feb 17,2015 2:05pm
That sure is a pretty list with absolutely no show dates on it!



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Feb 18,2015 9:16am
Now now, they have one show date on there; a shitty one I'm sure they'll be shilling tickets for, but I guess it's technically booked.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Feb 18,2015 1:35pm
The only confirmed date is because they were nerminated for a New England Music Award. Not sure they're actually playing, just dressing in their finest red and black. I really would like to see them play live, after the success of this thread.



toggletoggle post by Anon at Feb 18,2015 1:53pm
Isn't it purple and black now? The color scheme for No Halo is "infected cock", right?



toggletoggle post by Honest Opinion at Feb 18,2015 3:13pm
Not trying to defend Still Well Angel, but this whole thing is getting old. This site needs new jokes!



toggletoggle post by STATLER VS WALDORF at Feb 18,2015 3:18pm
Honest%20Opinion said[orig][quote]
Not trying to defend Still Well Angel, but this whole thing is getting old. This site needs new jokes!



SO MAKE ONE

FAGGET



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 18,2015 4:42pm
Honest%20Opinion said[orig][quote]
Not trying to defend Still Well Angel, but this whole thing is getting old. This site needs new jokes!


I'm begging you to find another band that could lead to a thread of this quality.



toggletoggle post by Fuck off at Feb 18,2015 6:11pm
Honest%20Opinion said[orig][quote]
Not trying to defend Still Well Angel, but this whole thing is getting old. This site needs new jokes!


This is the best thing that's ever happened to the internet



toggletoggle post by wise old man on a hill at Feb 18,2015 7:32pm
They make the jokes for us, we just repeat 'em!



toggletoggle post by The Real Robb Wells at Feb 18,2015 7:44pm
http://heyevent.com/event/732865983445748/...soperators-bands-all-media-and-fans

"PROMOTERS/BOOKING AGENTS/VENUE OWNERS-OPERATORS:
Here you can look at the dates STILL WELL ANGEL needs to fill to make the NO HALOS tour happen for 2015. (The norm is 10-15% but we also have 'bonuses'. For 'specific' shows, the closer we're booked to the headliner the bigger the percentage (on top of the 10-15%) YOU get.)

MEDIA (t.v., radio programs (online/mainstream), magazines, etc.)
Hit us up as we'd love the support as well as make new friends. It's a hard road and we could use all the help we can get.

BANDS:
Want to play with Still Well Angel? Drop us your bands name, contact info, date and show details.
If simply looking to jump on one of the tour dates as an opener, shoot us your info!

FANS:
Suggest a venue and we'll look into it for you. We wouldn't wanna miss ya!

This tour INCLUDES any NATIONAL TOURING ACTS in need of support.
For North East we'll have a FULL TOUR PACKAGE (2-3 other bands). For South East it'll just be Still Well Angel. Like every band, we'd like more larger venues/arenas. Only difference is, we'll work twice as hard as any other band to get it and maintain it. I don't need to tell YOUS this. You already know."



toggletoggle post by Herb Chambers at Feb 18,2015 8:59pm
in b4 the inevitable No Halos tour bus fundraiser...



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Feb 18,2015 9:03pm
Just showed that schedule to my gf, her reaction: "look at those dates. These guys definitely don't have jobs, this band must be the only thing they have going for them. This is what they're doing before someone like, dies of cancer. They sound like a bunch of losers. This has to be their grand finale. This is the most exhausting tour schedule I've ever seen."



toggletoggle post by wise old man on a hill at Feb 18,2015 9:29pm
10-15% of zero can be yours, promoters! Sign up today!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Feb 18,2015 9:36pm
Can't wait to hear how great this went and every show was sold out.



toggletoggle post by Don't dream it, be it at Feb 18,2015 9:44pm



toggletoggle post by OK we get it. Everyone agrees that SWA are leve... think before typing ... at Feb 19,2015 4:15am
Thread died around page 17. You dumpster faggets need to step it up with some IRL humiliation as the faggetry in this thread is nearly maxed out (pic of dudes asshole with pentagram tattoo is technically missing).




toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Feb 19,2015 6:30am
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Can't wait to hear how great this went and every show was sold out.


It'll be gold once the pictures show up on Facebook of them playing to 5 12 year olds and a couple pissed off bartenders.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 19,2015 8:30am
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Can't wait to hear how great this went and every show was sold out.


I can't wait to hear how they don't remember playing Madison Square Garden but they must have.



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Feb 19,2015 11:44am
Yeti said[orig][quote]

I can't wait to hear how they don't remember playing Madison Square Garden but they must have.


"well, y'know, we took some of our own roofies, just to make the show interesting! The thousands of screaming fans must have really liked it though, and we woke up after the 2 hour autograph session, we think!"



toggletoggle post by Puzzle Piece at Feb 19,2015 11:56am
The rest of the band must have to Rawbbie to shut up, they've been extremely quiet lately.



toggletoggle post by Hippo Press Magazine at Feb 20,2015 2:10am



toggletoggle post by Anon at Feb 20,2015 10:12am
Puzzle%20Piece said[orig][quote]
The rest of the band must have to Rawbbie to shut up, they've been extremely quiet lately.


That's what I think too; Robb's a fucking embarrassment, I'd be shocked if he's not looking to restart his old band because he knows he's getting on everybody's last nerve.



toggletoggle post by NH Brufaggotry at Feb 20,2015 4:14pm
Robb Wells owes me $18! If he doesn't give it to me my high noon tomorrow, I'll send Megatron to kill him!



toggletoggle post by NH Brufaggotry at Feb 20,2015 4:15pm
*by



toggletoggle post by NH Brufaggotry at Feb 21,2015 10:01am
Two hours left asshole! I want my $18!!!



toggletoggle post by Ask Chasse at Feb 21,2015 2:14pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 21,2015 5:46pm
LOL "CHASSE"



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Feb 21,2015 5:46pm
First vid@5:02 made me facepalm so hard.



toggletoggle post by samefag 10 years later at Feb 21,2015 5:55pm



toggletoggle post by narcosis at Feb 21,2015 6:04pm
samefag%2010%20years%20later said[orig][quote]



holy shit



toggletoggle post by narcosis at Feb 21,2015 6:06pm
ALL OF THE CLASSICS



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Feb 22,2015 11:26am


36 LIKES



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Feb 22,2015 11:57am
THE THOUSANDS OF FANS AROUND THE WORLD!!! WORLD DOMINATION IS HAPPENING!



toggletoggle post by NH Brufaggotry at Feb 22,2015 12:17pm
If you guys are such big stars, WHY WON'T YOU FFUCKING GIVE ME MY $18 ALREADY?!?!?!?



toggletoggle post by NH Brufaggotry at Feb 22,2015 12:18pm
I'll send Megatron to annihilate your next gig!!!



toggletoggle post by Rawb the Khaosenizer at Feb 24,2015 11:52am
Can we get a petition for Rawb to go for round 2?




toggletoggle post by in the loop at Feb 24,2015 11:59am
Rawb%20the%20Khaosenizer said[orig][quote]
Can we get a petition for Rawb to go for round 2?



Round 2 already happened. And he did it. Still waiting on video of it.



toggletoggle post by Charles Berthoud's 48 string bass at Feb 24,2015 7:14pm
Video needs to be posted NOW



toggletoggle post by Anon at Feb 25,2015 11:39am
"*****MEDIA RELEASE*****
Still Well Angel will be sharing the stage with Hed P.E. and Alien Ant Farm...
This will be our CD release PARTY as well.
So, join us at the Middle East, Downstairs, Friday, March 27th, 2015 with tickets from us for ONLY $15... OR get an SWA combo deal for $20 and get a signed copy of our DEBUT RELEASE of 'No Halo' + a ticket to the show.
Tickets are limited and this show will SELL OUT!!!
This show is 18+
Doors open at 7pm and SWA hits the stage, as direct support, at 8:45.
Hope to see you there...rock on"

Direct support. Sure. Right. I totally believe that.



toggletoggle post by Anon at Feb 25,2015 11:48am
Starting that world domination tour off strong with a shitty p2p show opening for has-beens.



toggletoggle post by narcosis at Feb 25,2015 11:48am
Anon said[orig][quote]
"*****MEDIA RELEASE*****
Still Well Angel will be sharing the stage with Hed P.E. and Alien Ant Farm...
This will be our CD release PARTY as well.
So, join us at the Middle East, Downstairs, Friday, March 27th, 2015 with tickets from us for ONLY $15... OR get an SWA combo deal for $20 and get a signed copy of our DEBUT RELEASE of 'No Halo' + a ticket to the show.
Tickets are limited and this show will SELL OUT!!!
This show is 18+
Doors open at 7pm and SWA hits the stage, as direct support, at 8:45.
Hope to see you there...rock on"

Direct support. Sure. Right. I totally believe that.




pays to get on a bill with lol bands - autonomously attempt to make the show all about them.



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Feb 25,2015 11:51am
I noticed that they've started leaking out tour dates slowly; allegedly got three in July in North Carolina.

Now I guess the question is, does anybody give enough of a shit to send the venues videos of them playing to empty bars in their hometown and all of Robb's homophobic shit and trash talking to cancer patients.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Feb 25,2015 12:01pm
^operation "RTTP tour package"



toggletoggle post by The Real Robb Wells at Feb 25,2015 3:52pm
http://alizalelah.com/artwork/2488194_Stillwell_Angel.html

Even art students know how to troll them



toggletoggle post by HUH? at Feb 25,2015 8:51pm
"this show will sell out".................doubt that. Two bands horrific bands who have faded into obscurity and the worst band in mass are not going to sell out the downstairs of the middle east. I wonder how much SWA actually had to pay to get on this show, and do they pay those gay bands to play? How the fuck does it work?



toggletoggle post by bass solo at Feb 25,2015 9:24pm
never underestimate the incredible amount of people with shit taste in music



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 26,2015 8:29am
bass%20solo said[orig][quote]
never underestimate the incredible amount of people with shit taste in music





toggletoggle post by Troll Identified at Feb 26,2015 9:01am
HUH? said[orig][quote]
"this show will sell out".................doubt that. Two bands horrific bands who have faded into obscurity and the worst band in mass are not going to sell out the downstairs of the middle east. I wonder how much SWA actually had to pay to get on this show, and do they pay those gay bands to play? How the fuck does it work?





toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Feb 27,2015 12:29pm edited Feb 27,2015 12:44pm
Another bunch of white people trying to play music just got added to the Middle East show: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Adherence/1712493375642783

The event page only lists SWA as playing the show in the fine print: https://www.facebook.com/events/345638652286552



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 27,2015 1:08pm
that's what direct support means.



toggletoggle post by Gruffalo at Feb 28,2015 10:13am
Obviously in the same league as SWA, adherence has 5 likes and 3 comments on their HUGE show announcement. Can't wait to get my ticket



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Mar 2,2015 8:06am



toggletoggle post by Anon at Mar 2,2015 9:30am
Thanks, I'd almost forgotten about the remarkable idiocy of Robb nominating himself for a lifetime achievement award.

I mean he has achieved a whole lot in his life. Not many people get to sling that many homophobic insults while painting themselves up like a corporate whore?



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworth at Mar 2,2015 12:10pm
Holy. Fucking. Shit!

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by narcosis at Mar 2,2015 12:31pm
Reggie%20Farnsworth said[orig][quote]
Holy. Fucking. Shit!

bennyhillifier



when the kids started dancing, i thought for sure this was a satirical video


wrong



toggletoggle post by wow at Mar 2,2015 12:42pm
they have managed to somehow combine butt rock, SJWs, and NAMBLA.



toggletoggle post by Anon at Mar 2,2015 12:53pm
What the fuck did I just watch?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 2,2015 12:58pm
I can't tell if I hate it for how stupid it is or love it for how awful it is?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 2,2015 1:19pm



toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at Mar 2,2015 1:57pm
If that doesn't deserve a lifetime achievement award, nothing will.



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworth at Mar 2,2015 2:25pm
So i clicked on the Youtube profiles of the 2 people who wrote the good comments on that laughable music video to look at there videos, you know see what kind of cats we are dealing with, really dive into the mind of an SWA fan. Well this is there big fan David who said this video was " Awesome" covering Disturbed 2 years ago at a fair apparently. Be warned you are not prepared for how funny this is
bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by wow at Mar 2,2015 2:46pm
hahahahahhahahahahahahhaha



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 2,2015 3:08pm
good lord that Michael Jackson part was amazing. he sounds like that weather guy. Even with the obvious mental deficiencies that was still better than SWA.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Mar 2,2015 3:46pm
This thread:




toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Mar 3,2015 11:52am
That's some of the worst dancing I've ever seen, paired with the worst music I've ever heard, and I've been to a dozen weddings and some fucking swinger parties. Jesus fucking Christ.



toggletoggle post by cyber bully victim at Mar 3,2015 12:43pm
interesting that they are anti-bullying but they imitate retard voices in the funny moments vidya??



toggletoggle post by BOYD RICES' OSKAR DIRLEWAGNER IRON CROSS at Mar 3,2015 12:56pm
id like to congratulate xmikex, and all of dumpster fire for making this thread possible. Its like watching the greatest movie ever made. I cringe, I cry, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside I get angry , but most of all I am satisfied. This handicapped kid "singing" nu metal will hold me over until rob wells new bass solo video arrives



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworth at Mar 3,2015 5:39pm
So apparently if you just look in the comments of SWA videos you find some real chestnuts. PlasmaMasterDon here had the only comment on David's disturbed cover saying " cool video bro, Liked it". This video really just makes me sad and uncomfortable but worth watching. I'm fairly certain this is who the modeled the pedophile after in Family Guy

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Grim kim riley at Mar 3,2015 5:52pm
Reggie%20Farnsworth said[orig][quote]
So apparently if you just look in the comments of SWA videos you find some real chestnuts. PlasmaMasterDon here had the only comment on David's disturbed cover saying " cool video bro, Liked it". This video really just makes me sad and uncomfortable but worth watching. I'm fairly certain this is who the modeled the pedophile after in Family Guy

bennyhillifier


Wow wtf!?!?



toggletoggle post by Grim kim riley at Mar 3,2015 5:57pm
Wow he nominated HIMSELF for his "contribution" to the local music scene??? Honestly, I thought he was just a desperate loser at first but now I see he really needs help.



toggletoggle post by UHHHH at Mar 4,2015 3:10pm
Holy shit....SWA angel needs to report some of their fans to the proper authorities. That ghoul singing creed is the face of "to catch a predator"



toggletoggle post by UHHHH at Mar 4,2015 3:13pm
PlasmaMasterDon??? The name alone sends chills through children s' spines.



toggletoggle post by cyber bully victim at Mar 4,2015 3:33pm
looks like they got all those kids to upvote the video. that and a few sockpuppet accounts. robb knocking himself in the head at 2:00 is great.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 4,2015 6:21pm
Oh my god. "No Friend of Mine" is the first SWA video I watched start to finish.
I didn't want to miss one single thing. The Robb Wells school of interpretive dance choreography is MAGIC.




toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 4,2015 6:55pm
It took repeated viewings but I just realized the "live shots" in this video are from said cancer benefit where they used all of the money to make themselves look cool. So they made a video about bullying and used footage from the benefit concert where Robb called a cancer victim a cunt. This is real life.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 4,2015 7:16pm



toggletoggle post by hory shet at Mar 4,2015 7:38pm
Fri

Jul 24
THE KREEPY TIKI
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toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 5,2015 8:33am
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
It took repeated viewings but I just realized the "live shots" in this video are from said cancer benefit where they used all of the money to make themselves look cool. So they made a video about bullying and used footage from the benefit concert where Robb called a cancer victim a cunt. This is real life.


that's some quality sleuthing.



toggletoggle post by Anon at Mar 5,2015 11:47am
That is pretty quality. It's pretty fucking amazing, really.



toggletoggle post by Dumper Fire at Mar 5,2015 1:35pm
No mention of SWA on the fat emo ghoul's page anymore.
Is he OOTB??
https://www.facebook.com/matthew.chasse.1



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 5,2015 2:20pm
I really hope Dark Charity is his solo project. That has all the makings to be amazing.



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Mar 6,2015 7:53am
It can't be any worse than Still Well, right?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 6,2015 9:12am edited Mar 6,2015 9:13am
Classic. Screen shot from the No Friend of Mine Youtube comments
Someone from SWA forgetting to log out, and congratulating themselves.



toggletoggle post by Anon at Mar 6,2015 10:41am
Holy shit, that is amazing.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 6,2015 11:15am edited Mar 6,2015 11:16am
hahahaha "bullying need to end" also looks to be about the education level of Rob Wells.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 6,2015 2:09pm
So it turns out Disturbed karaoke prospect Dave Rowdy and HCWDAVEKILLER are the same person and this is a thing:


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by walking dread at Mar 6,2015 2:16pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
So it turns out Disturbed karaoke prospect Dave Rowdy and HCWDAVEKILLER are the same person and this is a thing:


bennyhillifier


from 2:10 on NEEDS to be on Tosh.0



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toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 6,2015 4:13pm
THE ONLY PWOBWEM IS



toggletoggle post by BULLY BEATDOWN at Mar 6,2015 4:36pm
Dave Rowdy has been bullied into columbine status. I hope that chubbo guitarist from SWA doesnt leave the band we might have another DB darrell situation if this kid is their fan.



toggletoggle post by Uncle Tom's Kendall Sq Lofts at Mar 6,2015 5:25pm
Meditate on this for a moment:
Someone decided to make that video to showcase how serious their band was, they were willing to invest in themselves after all. Someone saw that video with that horrifically choreographed dancing and Staples poster board with sharpie scrawled on it before it was uploaded. Someone decided that no quality control was needed; that that sub-amateurish effort was what they wanted people to see on their way to WORLD DOMINATION.
Seriously, just take a moment to think about that. You'll feel better about your own shitty life.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 6,2015 6:16pm
If we're going to critique the work, since this was done by a "professional video editor" and all...
- Audio not cross faded at all. Would have taken 5 seconds to do.
- Thin purple sharpie on white poster board from 10 feet away probably the least legible combination possible for video
- Nun's dialog obviously captured with crappy on-camera mic
- No understanding of 3-point lighting technique
- iParty sirens in a function hall laughable attempt at lighting
- Pathetic Movie Maker green titles
- Casting children to do goofy interpretive dance under the hope that no one will make fun of their stupid ass video... unsuccessful.



toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at Mar 6,2015 7:32pm
- Terrible music



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toggletoggle post by Narcosis at Mar 6,2015 11:09pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
If we're going to critique the work, since this was done by a "professional video editor" and all...
- Audio not cross faded at all. Would have taken 5 seconds to do.
- Thin purple sharpie on white poster board from 10 feet away probably the least legible combination possible for video
- Nun's dialog obviously captured with crappy on-camera mic
- No understanding of 3-point lighting technique
- iParty sirens in a function hall laughable attempt at lighting
- Pathetic Movie Maker green titles
- Casting children to do goofy interpretive dance under the hope that no one will make fun of their stupid ass video... unsuccessful.



backed. with years of experience dealing with delusional community members. none as outrageous as rawb, though. and i have some fucking war stories too.



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toggletoggle post by STAGE ATTIRE at Mar 8,2015 1:30pm
GAY



toggletoggle post by STAGE ATTIRE at Mar 8,2015 1:37pm
I wonder if david rowdy gets beat up for his lunch money in the mental institution. Its fact that it happened on a daily basis from middle school through high school all the way up until he got detained by the authorities.



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toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Mar 10,2015 12:34pm
[URL=https://imgflip.com/memegenerator" TARGET=6>via Imgflip Meme Maker



toggletoggle post by joeyvsdavidlopan at Mar 10,2015 12:38pm
^^^^^^^^^ You beat me to it.



toggletoggle post by joeyvsdavidlopan at Mar 10,2015 12:55pm
And tounge = tongue, apparently. SWA QC is dismal at best.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 10,2015 1:23pm
ROUDY

if you write songs about getting laid in your corvette, what you really mean is you're jerking off in a Toyota.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 10,2015 6:34pm
That's the worst cover of Living La Vida Loca I've ever heard.



toggletoggle post by RTTP department of time to move on at Mar 10,2015 7:20pm
i can't believe you guys are still talking about this shit, jesus



toggletoggle post by rough tough and dave rowdy at Mar 10,2015 7:21pm
is this new song about what rawb did to the dancing kids after the anti- bully video shoot??



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Mar 11,2015 6:44am
Every time I think this band can't get worse, they turn around and totally lower my expectations. Jesus.



toggletoggle post by bad bands at Mar 11,2015 8:33am
RTTP%20department%20of%20time%20to%20move%20on said[orig][quote]
i can't believe you guys are still talking about this shit, jesus


start a better thread then, faggot



toggletoggle post by cyber buwwy wictim at Mar 11,2015 9:01am
RTTP%20department%20of%20time%20to%20move%20on said[orig][quote]
i can't believe you guys are still talking about this shit, jesus


time end bullying



toggletoggle post by One Roudy Tongue at Mar 11,2015 10:41am
When they stop providing the lulz this will die, until then, it's still embarrassingly funny.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 11,2015 3:02pm
they were warned. if you are a false don't entry because you will be burned and died.



toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at Mar 11,2015 3:09pm
They can't stop because the world needs a misspelled lyric video for every awful tune they can come up with.



toggletoggle post by cyber buwwy wictim at Mar 11,2015 3:29pm
y always the same goddamn solo with one minute left in their songs?



toggletoggle post by Roudy Roddy Piper at Mar 11,2015 3:41pm
Down down down




toggletoggle post by The Truth at Mar 11,2015 3:47pm
The fact that you guys are still talking about the same fucking thing months later just shows that all of you are all a bunch of basement dwelling keyboard warriors with no lives. Yes, Still Well Angel does suck. But Jesus fucking Christ, find something else to talk about already!



toggletoggle post by real talk at Mar 11,2015 4:04pm
The%20Truth said[orig][quote]
The fact that you guys are still talking about the same fucking thing months later just shows that all of you are all a bunch of basement dwelling keyboard warriors with no lives. Yes, Still Well Angel does suck. But Jesus fucking Christ, find something else to talk about already!


Translation:




toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 11,2015 4:12pm
We will be premiering our new song at Ralph's this weekend and it is about how we are a bunch of scumbag assholes with nothing better to do. Does that count?



toggletoggle post by The Truth at Mar 11,2015 4:23pm
real%20talk said[orig][quote]
The%20Truth said[orig][quote]
The fact that you guys are still talking about the same fucking thing months later just shows that all of you are all a bunch of basement dwelling keyboard warriors with no lives. Yes, Still Well Angel does suck. But Jesus fucking Christ, find something else to talk about already!


Translation:


The fact that you can't come up with a better response than that just proves my point.



toggletoggle post by The Troothaaahhh at Mar 11,2015 4:37pm
And the fact that you keep posting in here saying to talk about something new translates into the thread getting bumped and you, yourself still posting in the thread. You're the one crying, the rest of us are all just laughing.



toggletoggle post by The Truth at Mar 11,2015 4:38pm
I'm not even crying. I just find it awfully sad that this thread is the high point of your lives.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 11,2015 4:55pm
The%20Truth said[orig][quote]
The fact that you guys are still talking about the same fucking thing months later just shows that all of you are all a bunch of basement dwelling keyboard warriors with no lives. Yes, Still Well Angel does suck. But Jesus fucking Christ, find something else to talk about already!


if you paid attention you would know that I am carrying the flag for basement dwellers across the globe.



toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at Mar 11,2015 5:04pm
Someone's keeping their emotions bundled up.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 11,2015 6:31pm
Wise%20old%20man%20on%20a%20hill said[orig][quote]
Someone's keeping their emotions bundle duuuuup.


Fixed.



toggletoggle post by DOOOWWWWNNNMMHA at Mar 13,2015 2:41am
WEEEE GOOO HUUUUUUPPP.............DEEEEEWWWWNNNNN WEEEE GOO......HUUUHP!!! GIVVEEE IT MEAHH!!! AWE GEO HUUUUPP DOWN HUUUPP DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN HE"SSS RIDDDEENN WEEEEEEEE HUUUUP



toggletoggle post by The Struth at Mar 16,2015 12:58pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
The%20Truth said[orig][quote]
The fact that you guys are still talking about the same fucking thing months later just shows that all of you are all a bunch of basement dwelling keyboard warriors with no lives. Yes, Still Well Angel does suck. But Jesus fucking Christ, find something else to talk about already!


if you paid attention you would know that I am carrying the flag for basement dwellers across the globe.


You, Mademoiselle, evidently suffer from an intellectual disability. You might have noticed that any given forum doesn't always have new topics to post about, and that those posting, when they find something painfully hilarious, will continue on about it.

I suppose you've never watched a television series, or a mini-series, in your life? Read books which have multiple sequels? Evidently you would, by this logic, watch/read one and stop there, because heaven forbid you keep on about the same thing.

TL;DR - Quit bitching and get a life



toggletoggle post by yo Eric, yo dawg..... at Mar 16,2015 1:21pm
Kali Mah is slurpin' on nigger sizzurp now. SHE PREFERS NIGGERS OVER YOU.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 16,2015 1:44pm
Anyone who doesn't like this thread is no friend of meeyyoooowwwrrrnnn.



toggletoggle post by Let's be realistic at Mar 16,2015 3:50pm
The%20Struth said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
The%20Truth said[orig][quote]
The fact that you guys are still talking about the same fucking thing months later just shows that all of you are all a bunch of basement dwelling keyboard warriors with no lives. Yes, Still Well Angel does suck. But Jesus fucking Christ, find something else to talk about already!


if you paid attention you would know that I am carrying the flag for basement dwellers across the globe.


You, Mademoiselle, evidently suffer from an intellectual disability. You might have noticed that any given forum doesn't always have new topics to post about, and that those posting, when they find something painfully hilarious, will continue on about it.

I suppose you've never watched a television series, or a mini-series, in your life? Read books which have multiple sequels? Evidently you would, by this logic, watch/read one and stop there, because heaven forbid you keep on about the same thing.

TL;DR - Quit bitching and get a life

Anyone who frequents this forum has an intellectual disability. Myself included.



toggletoggle post by real tock at Mar 16,2015 4:59pm
Return to the Pituitary Gland



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 18,2015 3:44pm


GUYS WE NEED TO PROMOTE THIS TOUR WE BETTER PUT A BUNCH OF STATES ON A FLYER



toggletoggle post by Narcosis at Mar 18,2015 3:48pm
they're playing a couple towns over soon. i will be in attendance.



toggletoggle post by real tock at Mar 18,2015 4:17pm
PURPLE SHIRTS?? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GARBAGE? SUPPOSED TO BE RED LIKE BLUUUUHHHHDEHHH



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Mar 19,2015 1:26am
Still Well Angel \"No Halo\" Promo AD -Teaser Trailer: https://youtu.be/CnfXE1ben2w


So despite their bio stating it clearly that they've (pathetically) been a band since 1999, and despite RAWB & The chunky goth virgin only being in the band since late '13......

They bizarrely start this typically awful commercial (???) by saying they formed in 2009.

Why lie/change their story?!?!

Also, they couldn't even afford new shirts/ties/hairdye. Simply changed the color on an old photo.

Probably took that tortoise-looking half-tard drummer 17 days of editing.....



toggletoggle post by add a message to your video at Mar 19,2015 9:10am
awsome guy will be at walmart or bullmuse music store



toggletoggle post by SWA LUVR DAVE ROODY at Mar 19,2015 9:36am
cant wait to see these guys open for King Diamond at the Mayhem festival this summer!!!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 19,2015 10:12am
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]


GUYS WE NEED TO PROMOTE THIS TOUR WE BETTER PUT A BUNCH OF STATES ON A FLYER


wait so they are going to play NY then driving back up to play MA then back to play PA? I expected a MA date somewhere between GA and AL.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Mar 19,2015 10:37am
So they're saying that the new album is all done while holding it in their hands... on what looks to be a warm summer day? They truly have transcended time.



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Mar 19,2015 12:25pm
Jesus, flipper baby has no idea what shading means, does he?



toggletoggle post by add a message to your video at Mar 19,2015 1:46pm
Robb‘s%20Cancer%20Victim-Victim said[orig][quote]
Still Well Angel \"No Halo\" Promo AD -Teaser Trailer: https://youtu.be/CnfXE1ben2w
So despite their bio stating it clearly that they've (pathetically) been a band since 1999, and despite RAWB & The chunky goth virgin only being in the band since late '13......



Robb Wells 1 hour ago
I DO have to clarify... The band was NOT formed in 2009. It merely underwent a major transformation which started a whole new process, for the band, which resulted in what we have, today, 6 years later.






toggletoggle post by YODO at Mar 19,2015 2:01pm
add%20a%20message%20to%20your%20video said[orig][quote]
Robb‘s%20Cancer%20Victim-Victim said[orig][quote]
Still Well Angel \\"No Halo\\" Promo AD -Teaser Trailer: https://youtu.be/CnfXE1ben2w
So despite their bio stating it clearly that they've (pathetically) been a band since 1999, and despite RAWB & The chunky goth virgin only being in the band since late '13......



Robb Wells 1 hour ago
I DO have to clarify... The band was NOT formed in 2009. It merely underwent a major transformation which started a whole new process, for the band, which resulted in what we have, today, 6 years later.






Ya then went from SUCK to BLOW.



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworth at Mar 23,2015 9:49am
Just released, If these are the 6 songs they are using to entice you to buy the cd, Imagine how bad the rest of it is

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by Stock Footage Watermark at Mar 23,2015 10:14am
Did everyone see me? I looked great!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 23,2015 10:41am
Good lord. I thought Cykill Cyclonis was going to be the worst one. I was wrong. I was so wrong.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Mar 23,2015 11:23am
SWA's songs all remind me of the 'shred' versions of Creed songs.



toggletoggle post by I can't even... at Mar 24,2015 11:52am
Do they really need a lyric video for saying that one line over and over again?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 24,2015 1:34pm
Helen Keller wasn't even that tone-deaf. NRO HERLOOO!!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 24,2015 7:15pm
I'm just here to say that this thread is great.
Anyone obsessed with hating on it is a joyless crybaby that contributes nothing to RTTP. Make a better thread (you can't) or fuck off.



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax at Mar 25,2015 2:10am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
SWA's songs all remind me of the 'shred' versions of Creed songs.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 25,2015 11:27am
Guys. SWA has finally made it. They are playing a show and other shitty locals are selling tickets to open for them. Disregard that this is a John Tru show and he would sell tickets to a hamster wheel marathon.

https://www.facebook.com/events/353015698223266/



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 25,2015 11:34am



toggletoggle post by El Bandito at Mar 26,2015 10:00am
That flier has more words on it than the lyrics for No Halo has.



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Mar 27,2015 4:24pm
Whose ready for some hot p2p action tonight?! Noooooooo herrrllllloooo!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at Mar 27,2015 6:37pm
MIDDER EARRRRYEEEAAHHHH



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 27,2015 7:18pm
FREE AUTOGRAPHS?!




toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Mar 27,2015 7:22pm
Oh man I'm so excited, I just can't keep my EMOTIONS BUNDLE DDDDUUUUUPPPPPP!



toggletoggle post by longdeadgod at Mar 27,2015 8:49pm edited Mar 27,2015 8:51pm
where is that photo from? and actual swa merch table?



toggletoggle post by FACEBOOK INSIDER at Mar 27,2015 10:34pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Guys. SWA has finally made it. They are playing a show and other shitty locals are selling tickets to open for them. Disregard that this is a John Tru show and he would sell tickets to a hamster wheel marathon.

https://www.facebook.com/events/353015698223266/



GRIM RILEY IS GOING




toggletoggle post by narcosis at Mar 27,2015 10:44pm edited Mar 28,2015 10:46am
FACEBOOK%20INSIDER said[orig][quote]
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Guys. SWA has finally made it. They are playing a show and other shitty locals are selling tickets to open for them. Disregard that this is a John Tru show and he would sell tickets to a hamster wheel marathon.

https://www.facebook.com/events/353015698223266/



GRIM RILEY IS GOING




Confirmed



toggletoggle post by narcosis at Mar 27,2015 10:45pm
Goldentee machine on the floor below the venue is the true clincher here



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 28,2015 11:43am
Real merch photo is real and from that p2p Alien Ant Farm/Hed PE show.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 28,2015 3:22pm


You've won the chance to ask me why I think it is fucking Ash Wednesday for some reason!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 28,2015 3:24pm
Kid has a permanent 1000 yard stare and it's weird to me.



toggletoggle post by narcosis at Mar 28,2015 3:54pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]


You've won the chance to ask me why I think it is fucking Ash Wednesday for some reason!



fat tuesday must have been a rager



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toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 29,2015 2:02am


Guy is still stewing so hard. Almost as hard as I am about it.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend at Mar 29,2015 6:33am
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]


GUYS WE NEED TO PROMOTE THIS TOUR WE BETTER PUT A BUNCH OF STATES ON A FLYER


Maybe they are promoting the states?



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Mar 29,2015 7:56am
Those states definitely need some SWAMOTION!



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Mar 29,2015 10:27am
Live clip has been posted on their page from last night and the vocals are more off-key than on the recording. 1000 yard stare man looks like he tried to draw the monster energy drink logo on his forehead. I really need to make it out to one of their shows. If robb wants to talk shit through those horse teeth, he should post here where everyone can see.



toggletoggle post by go fuck yourself at Mar 30,2015 12:00am
I probably shouldn't even be wasting my time dropping down to your level and all but you fucking dickheads need to get a life. Quit spamming my facebook page and leave us the fuck alone. I'll be sure to give you a shout out when all of our hard work comes to fruit, which will be real soon but I'm sure you wouldn't know that cuz you obviously dont read too many reviews. Dumpster fire is a fucking joke. Whens the last time you opened for a national act? Thats what I thought. Go fuck yourselfs. OUT



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 30,2015 3:33am
I so dearly wish that was real but there's no way.



toggletoggle post by Passive observer at Mar 30,2015 8:17am
I wish that was really him, "comes to fruit" is hilarious

"Kerrrrrms tr frurrrrrrt"



toggletoggle post by rawbs a bully at Mar 30,2015 9:08am
go%20fuck%20yourself said[orig][quote]
I probably shouldn't even be wasting my time dropping down to your level and all but you fucking dickheads need to get a life. Quit spamming my facebook page and leave us the fuck alone. I'll be sure to give you a shout out when all of our hard work comes to fruit, which will be real soon but I'm sure you wouldn't know that cuz you obviously dont read too many reviews. Dumpster fire is a fucking joke. Whens the last time you opened for a national act? Thats what I thought. Go fuck yourselfs. OUT


LISTEN your no FRIEND of MINE.



toggletoggle post by Emotions at Mar 30,2015 10:13am
BURNDLED ERP



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 30,2015 3:37pm edited Mar 30,2015 4:08pm


Robb was recently bragging about how many glowing reviews they got for their performance the other night but the only one that exists is from this Bands in Boston page whose only original content is all suspiciously about SWA.



toggletoggle post by Narcosis at Mar 30,2015 3:38pm
"motivating licks" ?



toggletoggle post by metal rock fusion at Mar 30,2015 3:45pm
EMOTIONS PURPLED URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 30,2015 9:48pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]


Guy is still stewing so hard. Almost as hard as I am about it.


Punch this asshole back to his home planet. I'll shower you in metal thursdays.



toggletoggle post by go fuck yourself at Mar 31,2015 12:28am
Yes, it's real and you little babies are getting pretty annoying. If you need any confirmation that this is real then roll your fat little asses out of your fat mommies chair and come out to a show. Wherever youre from we'll probably be there on our upcoming TOUR. Hope to see you there fags.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 31,2015 12:55am
Didn't mention a couch. Obviously fake.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 31,2015 8:54am
I'm not fat. Does that mean I can't go? I don't know what to do!



toggletoggle post by wheres_reggie at Mar 31,2015 9:26am
Correct use of "you're" used = not Rawb Walls



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworth at Mar 31,2015 10:01am
So I have on many occasions told Robb I'm willing to have a charity boxing match.
He wins money goes to SWA's go fund me, I win it goes to the lady he ripped of from the cancer benefit.
When I learned about his online threat, I figured this might finally be my chance so I messaged him with the only Farnsworth that wasn't blocked, Regina.
Apparently you can pay Facebook $1 to get your message to not show up in the other section, so I did.
Here is the convo
http://imgur.com/a/dv1B1



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Mar 31,2015 10:52am



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 31,2015 12:36pm
hahaha I am now convinced that Rob Wells is mentally deficient. How can you be so unbelievably stupid.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 31,2015 12:38pm
Online threats are considered evidence if something happens. Even when they are written by a 40 year old man but look like they are from a 15 year old girl.



toggletoggle post by cyber bully victim at Mar 31,2015 12:53pm
did he contact the cops over this??? hahahahahahah



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 31,2015 12:55pm
yes, the cops basically laughed him out of the station.



toggletoggle post by cyber bully victim at Mar 31,2015 1:01pm
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 31,2015 2:15pm
So this has all the potential in the world.




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Mar 31,2015 2:51pm
Inspired by Reggie's last post:



toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at Mar 31,2015 3:07pm
GERG



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 31,2015 3:27pm
I saw that too and apparently it is not a typo.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 31,2015 3:32pm
Also, this is now the 2nd most active thread in RTTP history MAKE SOME NOOOIIIIISE






toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at Mar 31,2015 4:18pm
I'm disappointed it was not suggested the fight take place in Chinatown.



toggletoggle post by narcosis at Mar 31,2015 8:12pm
anyone catch the indiescene radio show? XD.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 31,2015 8:50pm
SWA abandoned that chat room like it was a cancer victim.



toggletoggle post by narcosis at Mar 31,2015 8:54pm
......when the DJ just stopped banning and started laughing. i have some screen caps from early on before i had to run out on an errand. (prior to the initial scrubbing of comments by Gerg)



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 31,2015 9:38pm
GOAT part was the DJ cutting half of their songs early and the only compliments he could find was about the packaging and how the mastering seemed the same from song to song.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 31,2015 10:43pm
narcosis said[orig][quote]
......when the DJ just stopped banning and started laughing. i have some screen caps from early on before i had to run out on an errand. (prior to the initial scrubbing of comments by Gerg)


POST



toggletoggle post by narcosis at Mar 31,2015 11:04pm



toggletoggle post by narcosis at Mar 31,2015 11:10pm edited Mar 31,2015 11:11pm


sadly, all i have. wish i had screen capped the end when the DJ just gave up on the whole thing.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 1,2015 12:26am
Looks like your typical fair of absolutely no one who gives a shit except the band, and trolls telling them they suck. Also plus a guy named "Gerg" (?) who seems to have no idea what's going on.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 1,2015 4:30am


This is the last one I took. There were somenother gems aside from what Narcosis posted but I kinda gave up screenshottng when he blocked everyone that was in there. SWA left the chat immediately after this about 10 minutes into the show.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 1,2015 4:33am
It started off strong with a fair amlunt of trolls but it all got deleted real quick.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 1,2015 4:46am edited Apr 1,2015 4:47am
2015 RTTP Photoshop Contest template.




toggletoggle post by Anon at Apr 7,2015 10:01pm
This...this can't go uncommented on.

Raw Balls: "Well, have we got the perfect c.d. for YOU! All balls to the wall rock, no ballads, no drugs or alcohol abuse in our lyrics nor are their any curses. So, crank LOUD where ever you are and you wont offend ANYONE!"

So, Robb actually takes a perverse amount of pleasure in being the most milquetoast, inoffensive "rock" band in New England(while simultaneously being a hypocritical piece of shit, with their misogynistic garbge songs).



toggletoggle post by concerned parent at Apr 8,2015 8:59am
I support inoffensive music with a Godly message. The Angels in the Outfield reference is just too cute!!! I will be pre-ordering this album at Newbury Comics, glad be in it.

God bless you all.



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Apr 8,2015 9:53am
Family friendly. Songs about banging slutty groupies in a corvette. Yurp.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 8,2015 11:52am
concerned%20parent said[orig][quote]
I support inoffensive music with a Godly message. The Angels in the Outfield reference is just too cute!!! I will be pre-ordering this album at Newbury Comics, glad be in it.

God bless you all.





toggletoggle post by Corvveettttaaahhh at Apr 8,2015 2:53pm
Closest thing to godly is how god awful they are.



toggletoggle post by I'm not fooled at Apr 8,2015 5:58pm
Good to see Narcosis jump on the bandwagon of making fun of this band, just like how he jumped on the bandwagon of metal two years ago.



toggletoggle post by King Thùndêrstøól at Apr 9,2015 9:52am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONLY ZIRCON IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Regina George at Apr 9,2015 4:22pm
Stop trying to make Zircon happen. It's not going to happen.



toggletoggle post by fims at Apr 10,2015 12:47pm
SWA refuses to provide me with a CD because I play for dumpster fire. despite paying $5 through their go fund me account.

LOLOLOLOL



toggletoggle post by SWAnaut at Apr 10,2015 1:01pm
fims said[orig][quote]
SWA refuses to provide me with a CD because I play for dumpster fire. despite paying $5 through their go fund me account.

LOLOLOLOL


TIME END BULLYING



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 11,2015 3:41pm
Only claiming one of your next shows as sold out even though you aren't playing and the event has pretty much nothing to do with you is real.




toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 11,2015 4:10pm
I wonder if the Krafts, who went out of their way to support Devon Still's daughter and her courageous battle with cancer, know that cancer defrauders Still Well Angel are playing on their facilities.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 11,2015 4:39pm
Not playing. Lying about playing and claiming it is sold out because they fucking suck at life.



toggletoggle post by Anon at Apr 11,2015 6:08pm
I love watching them have to backpedal though! It's like "Boston!...Methuen." over and over again. SWAtards claim bullshit and then have to hustle to cover their asses.



toggletoggle post by hail to sweden at Apr 12,2015 9:08pm


:swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag::swedishflag:



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 12,2015 11:42pm
I didn't know McDonalds was part of a turtle's diet.



toggletoggle post by Anon at Apr 13,2015 7:33pm
He's so happy. Can't keep them emotions bundled up so he's got to eat them instead.



toggletoggle post by hahaha at Apr 14,2015 1:40pm
They're playing the stress factor Thursday, this will be awesome



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 14,2015 2:28pm


Copyrights bundle duuuup.



toggletoggle post by SWA FAGGOTRY MA at Apr 16,2015 4:19pm
hahaha said[orig][quote]
They're playing the stress factor Thursday, this will be awesome



Starts at 6PM. This should be interesting since Stress Factor typically only plays actual death metal and not butt rock...

Radio trolling perhaps?


I'll be tuning for sure.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Apr 19,2015 6:58am
So whatever happened with their super mmetal radio appearance? Did they keep their emotions bundled up at the awards show last night?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 19,2015 11:05am
I present to you, the best metal band in New England.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by narkybark at Apr 19,2015 1:34pm
seems legit.



toggletoggle post by whattttttt at Apr 19,2015 2:11pm
that is the METAL act WTF is wrong with these people, if that is metal I need to kill myself



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 19,2015 6:45pm
At least this shitty Gin Blossoms band actually TRIED to make a video.

Also yeah, anyone have the Stress Factor details? I'm absolutely in to trolls these turds.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 19,2015 7:07pm
They played a hilariously bad live set and the hosts asked them some bush league questions. Was not nearly as good as I had hoped, aside from FIMS calling in and requesting a bass solo and the hosts trying to oblige. Unfortunately they were not aware. Also, apparently Converge into Isis into SWA is a fucking weird segue.



toggletoggle post by hahahaha at Apr 20,2015 12:01am
According to Rawb's comment they "shifted" their "tour" to play this who's who of who gives a shit pay to play crap at some unknown venue.
http://https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?...t=gm.675666422538649&type=1&theater



toggletoggle post by hahahaha at Apr 20,2015 12:04am



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworth at Apr 20,2015 10:13am
This is ongoing. For the record haha haha, you have to screen shot everything.
It seems they check this forum out and once It pops up here it disappears from there pages.

http://imgur.com/a/5rRkL



toggletoggle post by traveling band at Apr 20,2015 10:22am
"We found a situation where we get to help out Autism"

glad be in it
time end autism
tahnk u robb



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 20,2015 1:18pm


THE DELUSION IS ALIVE AND WELL



toggletoggle post by swa is pissed at Apr 20,2015 1:40pm



toggletoggle post by Parent of an Autistic Child at Apr 20,2015 1:41pm
Hello my new friends! I am a first time visitor to Return To The Pit, what a wonderful community! Would Still Well Angel be interested in playing my son's birthday which is on Saturday? He self identifies as a lesbian corn snake and I would LOVE to see Robb's Bass Solo live in person! Please note we will serve Papa Gino's rustic pizza and of course endless Mountain Lightning refills LOL <3. Approx. 12 children in attendance, we can allow the band to play as long as no "Swear words" are used, we need to keep it clean LOL <3 and our children are very impressionable.

Please reply!!! Talk to you soon!





toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Apr 20,2015 1:58pm
SWA have been misconstruded into thinking that venues in the middle of nowhere North Carolina are going to pay them to play Disturbed b-sides. This is a business!



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Apr 20,2015 11:48pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
SWA have been misconstruded into thinking that venues in the middle of nowhere North Carolina are going to pay them to play Disturbed b-sides. This is a business!


I hate it when people misconstrude things.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Apr 21,2015 8:40am
^Rawb's spelling, not mine. And i like how he admits that it's not the 90s anymore. Hope his bandmates didn't see that post.



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworth at Apr 21,2015 3:15pm
The continuation of this morning's post for those of you that are blocked.
He truly believes that pay to play does not apply to his band. It's astounding.

http://imgur.com/a/GQgjs



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 21,2015 3:48pm
I don't get it. He thinks that he is owed money because he chooses to play music? He thinks that playing to 5 people warrants a pay out? I'd love to see a spreadsheet of how much money venues have lost booking shows to bands like his.



toggletoggle post by YOUR YOURE at Apr 21,2015 3:54pm
the No Halos Weekend Tour



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Apr 21,2015 4:52pm
I'm not even gonna shit on bands that do weekend tours starting off; it's a way to start working and getting out there. But Robb acts like they're somehow unique and impressive for booking a couple shows with places that don't know better.

I feel bad for all the autistic kids that will be subjected to their bullshit.



toggletoggle post by French fries at Apr 21,2015 10:25pm



toggletoggle post by Every guy ever at Apr 21,2015 11:20pm
This thread has definitely been good for SWA, I had never heard of them until it existed. Can't wait to see this ridiculousness in person, which means more "crowd" for them to pretend are fans.
This thread has also been a huge source of enjoyment for me, their clueless delusional aspirations would be cute if they were, you know, teenagers.
I'm hoping they play a Black Lives Matter event, preen about how blerrrk ern wherrt should get along, and then get pissed off when some "nigger" steals their shit.
Long live this thread.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 23,2015 12:31pm


Show that might have an actual attendance = MOST ANTICIPATED SHOW OF THE TOUR LET'S DO THIS GUYS



toggletoggle post by yuor no friend of mine at Apr 23,2015 12:41pm
who won the free dinner?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 23,2015 1:00pm
yuor%20no%20friend%20of%20mine said[orig][quote]
who won the free dinner?





toggletoggle post by ROBB WELLS HAS NO PENIS at Apr 23,2015 1:07pm
ROBB WELLS HAS NO PENIS



toggletoggle post by NH Brufaggotry at Apr 23,2015 2:29pm



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 26,2015 7:39am


SWA really packed the house on that pay to play clusterfuck "block party sponsored by Coors" with "170 people attending" that the promised Coors girls never showed up to. Really glad I wasted my time trying to explain to that promoter why his business model is retarded.



toggletoggle post by grilled dickcheese sandwich at Apr 26,2015 8:06am
grilled_dickcheese_sandwich said[orig][quote]
"I bet we BLOW YOU away."

Still Well Angel will BLOW YOU.

You would know fagget.



toggletoggle post by Coorz Gurlz at Apr 26,2015 10:02am
Rob's comment regarding the Coors girls:
"If they're willing to model two of Still Well Angels tshirts, it'd be a reason to keep'em longer. I'm sure S.W.A. will let the 2 girls keep the shirts for an hours work (and some kind if sales pitch to promote shirt

Aaaannnnnnddd.....it gets better!

More delusions from Rob on the event page,
Good thing they "shifted" their tour for this hahaha:

"It's gonna be an AMAZING time! We shifted our tour, North, just to be a part of this.
Thanks for having Still Well Angel!"

"These shows exist SOLEY for your pleasure. ALL of us would be in our garages playing if great folks, like YOU, didn't come out to support us.
Thank you for allowing us the pleasure of playing for you. Hope you enjoy our set."

"If EVERYONE, who reads this, SHARES this event at the same time, 4:00pm, each day leading up to the event, VERY great chance we'll sell this out.
Let's blow the roof off this place!!!"






toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Apr 29,2015 11:44pm
Free shot coupons for their Rhode Island show.
***Select Shots
***Before 10 PM
***If you dye your pubes purple
***If you tonguekiss the fat roadie



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancer Victim-Victim at Apr 29,2015 11:52pm


Has ANYONE seen hourly ticket prices before?!?



toggletoggle post by Some White Guy at Apr 30,2015 9:36am
that's actually somewhat clever idea. too bad none of the bands are worth even $4.00



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Apr 30,2015 10:23am
It's like the opposite of a happy hour deal... sad hour specials (every half hour).



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 30,2015 2:14pm
I know I want to see a night of King Diamond, Helloween, and Testament covers mixed in with TWO count em TWO SWA sets!!!



toggletoggle post by King Thùnderstøøl at Apr 30,2015 2:16pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL BURN DOWN STILL WELK ANGEL'S BAND ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Apr 30,2015 2:23pm
THIS THREAD IS NOW THE GREATEST AND BUSIEST RTTP THREAD OF ALL TIME!!!!


bennyhillifier






toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at Apr 30,2015 2:27pm
Only a week away! Act now or it might sell out!

https://www.facebook.com/events/1432997083666413/



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at May 3,2015 10:36am
"Anyone wanna get in... for free?"

Now Raw Balls is just getting sad. I kind of love watching him shout into the void, begging people to please care about his shitty buttrock band. "Come watch us share the stage with someone from Meliah Rage! Anybody want a free drink? Free admission? ...I'll let you fuck my butt... Anybody? *echoes in an empty room. Robb starts quietly sobbing*"



toggletoggle post by Robb Wells translation service at May 4,2015 12:55pm


Translation: No one is going to our awful show that we didn't finish booking. We promise there are other bands playing. Please help us promote. No one is buying tickets to our shitshow.



toggletoggle post by Anon at May 4,2015 12:57pm
"Shing-ding". "Shing-ding". Fucking seriously?



toggletoggle post by King Thùnderstøøl at May 4,2015 1:36pm
I AM THE THE GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL KILL ROBB WELLS WITH MY TEN INCH PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Walts fault at May 6,2015 1:26pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at May 6,2015 8:47pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]

[/QUOTE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



toggletoggle post by Slug bait at May 6,2015 11:37pm
Listen to the track samples on the Amazon mp3 page, especially prick and tranquilized. Oh man.



toggletoggle post by HookedonMetal at May 7,2015 8:05am
I've never taken the time to look at this thread before, but wow. Rock star attitude much?



toggletoggle post by 60k Stage at May 7,2015 2:51pm
Sure looks like they're filling 5,000 occupancy venues...



toggletoggle post by grilled dickcheese sandwich at May 10,2015 6:44pm
$18 to the first person who beats up Robb Wells!



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at May 11,2015 10:15am
I love that someone takes the time to link them to a video of their shitty band at a shitty club, and the first words Robb says aren't "thank you" but a lecture on how to spell their band name.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 11,2015 11:37am edited May 11,2015 11:38am
Not only is this video terrible, but it makes me sad to see that Chasse has apparently left the band.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by you're fired at May 11,2015 11:46am



toggletoggle post by Donald Trump at May 11,2015 11:52am



toggletoggle post by true fact at May 11,2015 11:57am
this should be the official page for swa news. shit leaks here wayyy before OFFICIAL public disclosure.



toggletoggle post by no friend of mine at May 11,2015 12:54pm
glad be in it time end chasse



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at May 11,2015 1:37pm
Matt Chasse is spending too much time on his latest project DARK CHARITY: "Segregation Through Philanthropy"
https://www.facebook.com/DarkCharity/videos/1562433047356138/



toggletoggle post by DARK CHARITY at May 11,2015 3:06pm



toggletoggle post by Bad choice at May 13,2015 2:52pm
They kicked out the wrong person.



toggletoggle post by Christian Weston Chandler at May 13,2015 4:58pm
MY NAME IS NOT IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at May 18,2015 10:17am
https://www.facebook.com/StillWellAngelMusic/photos/a.10150182672802219.310960.185633272218/10152897380452219/?type=1&theater

So I guess they've got a fill-in for Chasse; also, love that Robb's too incompetent to even go along with their stupid color scheme. The clown can't do anything right. No wonder I went AWOL.



toggletoggle post by joeyvsdavidlopan at May 18,2015 3:20pm
$25 to see them play with Tantric at the Skybox in Tewksbury? Jesus.



toggletoggle post by goat whipper at May 18,2015 7:02pm
cool that one dude has a flaming burger tattoo



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 21,2015 2:16pm


I don't even know where to start with this. I'm probably just jealous.



toggletoggle post by A_Curious_Collective at May 21,2015 2:39pm
why the fuck are doors at noon?



toggletoggle post by Monkey God Of Valhalla at May 21,2015 2:43pm
This band is so terrible.



toggletoggle post by passive observer of new england atrocities at May 21,2015 2:49pm
it will leave you significant time for the bundling of emotions



toggletoggle post by A_Curious_Collective at May 21,2015 3:14pm
as if days of the new wasn't bad enough...



toggletoggle post by Anon at May 21,2015 6:08pm
I'll take the leftovers of Days of the New any day over getting earfucked by SWA or Leaving Eden.



toggletoggle post by LOLOLOLOLOLOL at May 21,2015 7:02pm
A_Curious_Collective said[orig][quote]
why the fuck are doors at noon?


And it's on a Wednesday

LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL



toggletoggle post by onyx dick moon at May 22,2015 9:48am
i'm assuming that doors at noon just means the place opens for drinks/food. it does specify that the music starts at 6:15 but for wednesday that is still really sad.



toggletoggle post by i never leave massachusetts at May 22,2015 9:50am
i am not going to this



toggletoggle post by onyx dick moon at May 22,2015 10:03am



toggletoggle post by Moldy McFly at May 22,2015 11:46am
Skybox bundled uuuuurrrppp and ready for my single parent ticket discount!



toggletoggle post by Real Metal Fan at May 22,2015 11:51am
Still Well Angel should do the world a favor and load their tour bus with explosives and drive it off a cliff.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 22,2015 1:29pm
People in functional marriages everywhere really got the shaft.



toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at May 22,2015 2:56pm
I was going to ask if there was a cancer discount, then I remembered that if you have cancer you pay the band extra.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 27,2015 5:35am edited May 27,2015 6:09am
So we haven't really said anything about these guys for like 2 or 3 months aside from the occasional post on here, and Robb still has a giant boner for calling us out while simultaneously saying he's been ignoring us the whole time. Wat.






toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 27,2015 8:38am
that's not very tantric of you, Robb.



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at May 27,2015 9:58am
If Robb still had me and righty he'd be talking shit in public instead of pulling his pud around his buddies about what a badass success he is.

I hear that the autism benefit ended with kids getting 200% more autistic after hearing Still Well's music.



toggletoggle post by Here ya go Robby boy at May 27,2015 3:49pm



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 27,2015 3:51pm
^^^Definitely NOT Robb posting that in hopes he can say someone threatened him with violence.



toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at May 27,2015 3:56pm
I don't think he would know of DarkThrone, they're not on WAAF



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 27,2015 4:00pm
Eh. He probably looked up black metal and die. Also he wouldn't know how to embed a YouTube video.



toggletoggle post by butt rock enthusiast at May 27,2015 4:17pm
"Look, your a death metal band with a total of 500 fans"

yeah Sacriligeon how come YOUR to CHEAP to pay for LIKES

lol



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 27,2015 4:29pm
Having 13k Facebook friends and playing to no one > 500 Facebook friends that have actually come out to see you. WHAT don't "YOU" understand?



toggletoggle post by Peter Grimm's missing Bedazzler at May 27,2015 4:41pm
Whaaaaaattt?!?!!?! You can buy Facebook followers? *GASP*



toggletoggle post by Too bad Kuklinski didn't get him. at May 27,2015 6:41pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
Eh. He probably looked up black metal and die. Also he wouldn't know how to embed a YouTube video.



You're probably correct on this; I am not Robb, however. I simply am hoping that he rants on Fagbook about another post he/they are ignoring

Another to Wells

Robb, you need to hear this.



toggletoggle post by Roy Demeo's frozen corpse at May 27,2015 9:41pm
Worst band



toggletoggle post by Robb wells at May 27,2015 10:57pm
God is love 1488



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at May 28,2015 9:20am
https://www.facebook.com/RobbW222/posts/10155559468910176?pnref=story

Robb just couldn't keep those emotions bundle duuuuupppppp any more. How dare you have your music be a hobby and not reach for the stars? Don't you know they got called back for America's Got Talent? Robb is a saint and SWA is the hardest working band in New England, just listen to him say it over and over again!



toggletoggle post by keen observation at May 28,2015 11:45am
Robb Wells is doing a good job trolling himself here. Way to keep the troll flame burning. He will do anything for attention, won't he?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at May 28,2015 11:52am
He's got 99 problems but being a professional musician ain't one.



toggletoggle post by DYA is CURATOR OF OZZFEST2003 at May 28,2015 2:36pm
Seriously, where was this band 15 years ago when at least their music would have been remotely relevant?

Do they count as one of those late 90's has-beens that plays sketchy nightclubs shows before 20 aging dad rockers I keep seeing these days? Who knew that was even still lucrative.



toggletoggle post by logical troll conclusion at May 28,2015 2:42pm
Can CSDO get on this?



toggletoggle post by Anon at May 28,2015 2:52pm
DYA%20is%20CURATOR%20OF%20OZZFEST2003 said[orig][quote]
Seriously, where was this band 15 years ago when at least their music would have been remotely relevant?


They were around. They've tried to clean it up and bury it, but they’ve been SWAping ears since ’99. Adding Robb “Almost Cancer” Wells is the closest to a stable lineup they’ve had the entire time.

Seriously. 16 years to buy 13,000 fans and release one incredibly shitty album.



toggletoggle post by Anon at Jun 1,2015 2:14pm
Eric Paone of CSDO or Raw Balls from SWA, who's the bigger joke?



toggletoggle post by Robb Wells, Chick Magnet at Jun 1,2015 5:46pm



toggletoggle post by Anon at Jun 1,2015 9:16pm
Robb%20Wells,%20Chick%20Magnet said[orig][quote]


Family friendly rock and roll bundle duuuuupppppp!



toggletoggle post by UPS MAN at Jun 1,2015 9:23pm



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jun 5,2015 1:20pm
This gif reminded me that SWA is playing a show to 2 people somewhere soon.



toggletoggle post by DUUUUPPPPP at Jun 5,2015 1:20pm



toggletoggle post by DEEP THROAT at Jun 5,2015 2:10pm
DUUUUPPPPP said[orig][quote]
POOPIN' BUNDLE DUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!

https://www.facebook.com/StillWellAngelMusic/photos/pcb.10152968182052219/10152968181692219/?type=1&theater


NICE BLOW JOB FACE, BRO.



toggletoggle post by mike_network at Jun 5,2015 2:22pm
it seems that SWA has disallowed me from posting comments on their FB pages because of criticism I left about Robb's benefit rant.


Would you folks go if I got them booked at O'breins? You know you'd go.



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toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jun 5,2015 3:16pm
I would go.



toggletoggle post by you bunch of idiot at Jun 5,2015 3:22pm
mike_network said[orig][quote]
it seems that SWA has disallowed me from posting comments on their FB pages because of criticism I left about Robb's benefit rant.


Would you folks go if I got them booked at O'breins? You know you'd go.


only if you book dumpster fire with them. i'm sure they would temporarly change their name for the lulz factor.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 5,2015 3:35pm
^^ I can confirm this.



toggletoggle post by Anon at Jun 5,2015 4:18pm
Damn dude, did Obriens fuck your sister or something? Why would you wish SWA on them?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 5,2015 4:41pm
SERIOUS HARDCORE




toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at Jun 5,2015 4:55pm
SERIOUS BUSINESS

Book SWA, Dumpster Fire, and a bunch of performance art. Let it be the most surreal night.



toggletoggle post by man at Jun 6,2015 7:10pm
That new worldwide release album No Herlo is so good



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 7,2015 8:36pm
I haven't really listened to this but I am sure it is filled with gold.

http://www.spreaker.com/user/fyreandiceshow



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jun 8,2015 9:45am
This is terrible radio, and I'm not even up to when SWA starts talking.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jun 8,2015 5:06pm
27:30 Interview begins
33:30 rawballs mutters some struggles about the local scene, hosts try to understand why no one likes SWA
39:00 continued discussion about blaming the venue for no one watching SWA
44:00 sean explains the key to putting on a good show
46:00 complains about not getting paid for shows because of low turnout, because of the venues not doing their jerbs
48:45 "who cares if you have 13,000 likes?" then immediately refers to the number of likes they have as the evidence of their success
50:43 dumpster fire



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 8,2015 5:24pm
I like our couch. I don't see why they hate it so much. I also don't see why they think spamming Facebook every couple of hours constitutes "hard work", playing a venue turns said venue into " their business for the night", and having terrible deals with no-name promotion companies automatically constitutes "deserving to get paid"



toggletoggle post by Reggie Farnsworth at Jun 9,2015 10:07am
I really like Robb saying a woman got butt naked at a show and used his leg as a stripper poll. He says this happened with over 100 people there.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 9,2015 2:55pm



toggletoggle post by Anon at Jun 9,2015 3:13pm
^The classics never go out of style.



toggletoggle post by Embiggened by Cromulance at Jun 9,2015 3:16pm
i didnt think it was possible to hate them anymore until hearing a 10 minute conversation about their thoughts on shaved junk. that did the trick.



toggletoggle post by Anon at Jun 9,2015 3:24pm
https://www.facebook.com/RobbW222/posts/10155611725335176

According to Robb, the whitest white boy around, he's Apache and Blackfoot. So he's an almost-Indian with almost-cancer?



toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at Jun 9,2015 3:32pm
Oh no. This is going to be their next crusade for a cause, isn't it? With another batch of terrible videos



toggletoggle post by Anon at Jun 9,2015 3:39pm
"CUZ U ARE NO FRIEND OF MYNAVAJO!"



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jun 9,2015 3:45pm
Well he says his family is Caucasian like 2 seconds later. I think he's confused by a lot of things besides your/you're.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 9,2015 4:00pm


How can any band NOT want to play with WORLDWIDE super successful touring act Still Well Angel?



toggletoggle post by King Lightningstool at Jun 9,2015 4:07pm
I WILL KILL STILL WELL ANGEL WITH MY DEADLY LIGHTNING BOLTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Embiggened by Cromulance at Jun 9,2015 4:36pm
LOL at promoting a tour date and THEN looking for bands to play with.

OH WAIT. that's their entire tour...



toggletoggle post by Anon at Jun 9,2015 6:32pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]


How can any band NOT want to play with WORLDWIDE super successful touring act Still Well Angel?


WORLDWIDE PRESS RELEASE! SHARE SUCK SHARE SUCK SHARE SUCK!!!!



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF FACEBOOK at Jun 9,2015 7:07pm
ROBB WELLS BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK!



toggletoggle post by Anon at Jun 10,2015 1:22pm
Like it's hard? Dude is a crying little girl.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 10,2015 7:07pm


If liking SWA is cool, consider me Ralph Wiggum.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jun 11,2015 9:22am



toggletoggle post by Robb's Still Balls at Jun 11,2015 9:26am
hahahhaahaah




toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Jun 11,2015 11:30am
Robb Wells -
"It's 'Cum-Chumpster Pyre', you idiot! Clean the nut out of your ears!"

Awwww. Widdle Robb is trying to pretend like he's not fucking obsessed with Dumpster Fire by trying to say he said something different.

This anus is fucking 12 years old.



toggletoggle post by Stage Scrim Guy at Jun 12,2015 2:28pm
Photo from the SICK TANTRIC GIG. proper scrim placement for sure. maybe the drummer is just to embarrassed to show his face?




toggletoggle post by Anon at Jun 12,2015 2:49pm
If the singer were shitting himself, you wouldn't wanna be right behind him either.



toggletoggle post by turtle twins at Jun 12,2015 2:55pm
DRUMMERS BUNDLED URPPPPP



toggletoggle post by Anon at Jun 12,2015 4:00pm
Robb said[orig][quote]


This anus is fucking 12 year olds.


Fixed it for you.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 13,2015 10:50am
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10204494975634851&id=904790175

Just another successful tour date.

Also turtle twin Stixx has left the band. Not like you should make an announcement that one of your founding members has left.



toggletoggle post by Anon at Jun 13,2015 2:54pm
Bet Cowboy Twin ate him or harvested his stem cells.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jun 13,2015 11:37pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10204494975634851&id=904790175

Just another successful tour date.

Also turtle twin Stixx has left the band. Not like you should make an announcement that one of your founding members has left.


This song really begs the question, "is there a halo or no?"



toggletoggle post by wat at Jun 15,2015 2:45pm
i cried, i loled


Starting a New Year and a new Era in the Metal genre, the birth of Still Well Angel is quite possibly the largest Form of Exposure the MASS Metal Scene has seen in the past several years. Forming in the states Capital of Boston, Still Well Angel consists of some of Heavy Metal’s most elite musical talents. The Bass Guitar work belongs to the highly skilled and the most well-known shredder in all of the New England Area Robb Wells. Who has quite a résumé for himself with bands such as Painful Robb Wells and Best Friend Robb Wells. Typically known for his 7- string Bass, screaming solos and double picking abilities that are off the charts. Rob Wells dedicated years of hard work to those projects and knew it was time to really move to the next level of his career, and in doing so, Former Painful Robb Wells /Best Friend Robb Wells Guitarist Chasse agreed fully and set forward as well. Chasse has been a truly devoted musician all of his life, and has phenomenal skills, consisting of learning fully technical pieces of material in a shortly timed manner, and making the guitar a lead instrument with his skills and well rounded Abilities. The next piece to this incredible lineup was Drumming sensation, STIXX. Formerly of the Darkest Ruin/Best Friend Robb Wells, STIXX has a wide range of abilities, from Double Bass patterns, to incorporating several styles of drumming to his playing, Memorable Drum fills and also known for being very animated behind the kit. With the final piece of the puzzle being possibly the most essential piece, the most skilled and charismatic singer would be needed to truly fulfill this lineup and the direction they are gearing towards. With a bit of magic and fate, the band was completed when the 24 year old male prodigy Sean Chickarillo walked into the studio were the three members had been waiting with much anticipation, were he had taken them by storm with his wide range of vocal skills, and Brilliant melodies. With more of a Rock/Pop approach of singing has basically made the band evolve into a genre of metal that hasn’t been heard before. His approach to the rugged, raw metal edge that is instrumentally produced is riveting, and the pitches, melodies and Notes that are produced from his vocals can only be described as god-like. He has also incorporated his dance background and theater persona into the music and stage presence as well. Still Well Angel has created a formula that mixes chugging, thick and hyper guitar speeds, with a Bass tone that is as thick as only one can dream of, matching up with Double Bass drumming and technical articulation all around the Drums, with the final layer being an amazingly driven Vocal approach, with highs, Vibravados and several melodic Notes that bring tears of joy to your eyes. Still Well Angel’s birth in 2009 embarks a journey that will be a rollercoaster ride that you are all now apart of.



toggletoggle post by Anon at Jun 15,2015 3:08pm
Dear god, you got a link for that wall of hilarity?



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toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jun 15,2015 3:22pm
upvoted



toggletoggle post by joeyvsdavidlopan nli at Jun 15,2015 5:21pm
That opening sentence is rather close to the opening line from the infamous Saint To Sinner bio, yeah?



toggletoggle post by joeyvsdavidlopan nli at Jun 15,2015 5:42pm
Derp, I'm retarded.



toggletoggle post by Rawb's Tribal Schnoz at Jun 16,2015 10:30am



toggletoggle post by Dr. Oz at Jun 16,2015 11:04am
Um didn't he have cancerous polyps in that thing hahahahahahahhaha



toggletoggle post by Rawb‘s Tribal Schnoz at Jun 16,2015 11:29am
almost did



toggletoggle post by Real David Vincent at Jun 16,2015 12:41pm
MEDIA RELEASE!! PLEASE SHARE!!!

I am aware of Rawb's announcement of a collaboration with Chasse's and Stixx's replacements on new music. However, the inference that I have left Still Well Angel is incorrect. To be clear, I have not left Still Well Angel nor have I been asked to do so. Listen, I thought up a lot of that stuff on No Halo, it was really interesting to me as well. Raww Balls came in and he had some crazy ideas. And I said, Great. Let's have fun with it. No Halos. It is pretty simple, a very easy concept to understand. No Halo, it means what it says, the fans understood it. We are packing shows full of new fans, gettings tons of likes on Facebook. Legendary Dobbs was sold out, we went on at 3pm and it was sold out. No Halos, it is not even a concept album, it just really gets to the point. And for the record, I am still represented by Peter Grimm headwear. Pete said some stuff, Mike Browning said some things, STIXX did too, but he does not even like hats, I'm still getting my hats from Peter Grimm headwear. Sold out shows man, No Halos.




toggletoggle post by SWA facebook troll appreciation at Jun 16,2015 7:21pm
hail to Greg Wright:

Greg Wright: Yeah, I heard they had a medical issue...like being sick of your shit. Hahahaha you guys are the best, 2 members down and you haven't even made it below the Mason/Dixon. You've lost more band members than there have been people in attendance on the " Do Haydo Earst Coarst Tour"



toggletoggle post by REAL TALK 1.0 at Jun 16,2015 7:57pm



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 16,2015 8:00pm


"Hey guys we are paying to play with Shadows Fall. Let's post a Blabbermouth article about an entirely different show like it has something to do with us before we start saying we are their direct support act. KHAOS!"



toggletoggle post by Anon at Jun 17,2015 12:00pm
I love watching these dudes chew at their own balls like they're something important. It's some of the fucking best entertainment I get all day.



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Jun 17,2015 2:25pm
A friend of mine with a track record of joining awful, awful bands is apparently their new drummer. Had he asked me like he occasionally used to, I would've talked him out of it. He probably would've somehow found an even worse band to join, though, like the last time.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 17,2015 2:32pm
You should ask if Robb told him that our singer got busted for soliciting gay sex from an undercover cop, because he has apparently been telling people that lately. Not a closeted homophobic response to getting trolled at all.



toggletoggle post by lol wut at Jun 17,2015 2:32pm
is raw balls old enough to be his father? did you ask what happened to the turtle twin?



toggletoggle post by Anon at Jun 17,2015 2:41pm
Yeah dude, if you have a line into the sanctum santorum of the SWApecave, you need to get us deets.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jun 17,2015 3:49pm



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 17,2015 9:00pm


Good god. They make it so easy.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 17,2015 9:02pm
Also, someone needs to buy this legendary drum kit.






toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jun 17,2015 9:13pm
Wtf, no rocktagon?!



toggletoggle post by Legit question at Jun 17,2015 9:16pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]


"Hey guys we are paying to play with Shadows Fall. Let's post a Blabbermouth article about an entirely different show like it has something to do with us before we start saying we are their direct support act. KHAOS!"


Did Eric Paone book this?



toggletoggle post by I LIKE TUWWTLES at Jun 17,2015 9:25pm
PURPLE DRUMKIT BUNDLLLRRRED URRRRP



toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at Jun 17,2015 10:04pm
Is he giving up drumming?



toggletoggle post by Stillborn at Jun 18,2015 1:55pm
Turtle Twin Stixx wanted to hang up his Animal mask, so Turtle Twin Cowboy Hat had no choice but to eat him and keep going. It’s all spelled out in their shit lyrics.

“Devour and...CARRY ON, CARRY ON, CARRY ON.”



toggletoggle post by wat at Jun 18,2015 2:25pm
hhahhahaha



toggletoggle post by Raw Balls at Jun 19,2015 2:37pm



toggletoggle post by wat at Jun 19,2015 3:15pm
did he have to sell tickets in order to fight?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 19,2015 3:20pm
WORLDWIDE distribution.



toggletoggle post by Kult ov SWAfaggotry at Jun 19,2015 3:29pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
WORLDWIDE distribution.





toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jun 19,2015 4:22pm
https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/robbwells

Robb really needs to get off the couch and find himself a woman.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jun 19,2015 4:34pm
Uh, he's using couchsurfing as a dating website. Also, this:

PHILOSOPHY
A nerdy girl who's a nympho knows more about the universe than ANY library. Why? Well, if you don't know then your in the wrong club!



toggletoggle post by Kult ov SWAfaggotry at Jun 19,2015 4:39pm
also he lists himself as 30 yrs old

NICE TRY



toggletoggle post by mike_network at Jun 19,2015 5:26pm
WAIT, isn't he married or something?



toggletoggle post by Spydre at Jun 19,2015 6:04pm
Not on the road. That's the life of a world famous arena rock star like Robb Wells.



toggletoggle post by Spydre at Jun 19,2015 6:14pm
Also, I thought couchsurfing.com was for people looking for a cheap/free place to crash and maybe meet interesting people not a place for creepy old men to find their latest date rape victims.



toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at Jun 19,2015 6:50pm
You are correct sir. You forgot who we are talking about- and besides, that all goes out the window when you are WORLD FAMOUS



toggletoggle post by Raw Balls at Jun 26,2015 3:04pm
Carolinas burndled urrrrrppppp!



toggletoggle post by no coincidence here at Jun 29,2015 12:09pm



toggletoggle post by Flappy Gums at Jun 29,2015 12:29pm
Must be something in the name, that was terrible! I wonder how long before Rawbbert tries to sue them for stealing their name...



toggletoggle post by Raw Balls at Jun 30,2015 6:30am
Jesus Christ that was terrible. Not SWA bad but damn near.



toggletoggle post by SRSLY U GYZ at Jun 30,2015 9:36pm
THREAD BROKE MY COMPUTER



toggletoggle post by Anon at Jul 2,2015 11:11am



toggletoggle post by TRUE FACT: at Jul 2,2015 11:32am
Robb wells does NOT like Niggers.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Jul 2,2015 12:30pm
SRSLY%20U%20GYZ said[orig][quote]
THREAD BROKE MY COMPUTER


This link exists mainly for browsing this thread: http://text.returntothepit.com/forum.php



toggletoggle post by coaxial flutter at Jul 6,2015 8:28pm


death to false metal



toggletoggle post by mike_network at Jul 7,2015 12:10pm
today's blind rage is brought to you by Rob Wells, ironically calling someone's spelling mistakes out:

https://www.facebook.com/RobbW222/posts/10155741589720176


i hate this man.



toggletoggle post by THE GREEK MYSTIQUE at Jul 7,2015 12:27pm
....that's what he calls himself now? and wants to tamper with asses? k.



toggletoggle post by THE GREEK MYSTIQUE at Jul 7,2015 12:28pm
Rawb's caption for this photo reads " A typical day for SWA ".

Finally he says something truthful.




toggletoggle post by PUDDIN at Jul 7,2015 12:38pm
HAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by Rebel Mic Stands at Jul 7,2015 12:43pm



toggletoggle post by Jealous of THERE Sucksess at Jul 8,2015 4:31pm
That is one quality mic stand.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 8,2015 6:16pm
Haven't checked this thread in forever since it instantly crashes the Shockwave player on my Chromebook. But finally the Rock HAS COME BACK....

Robb trying to talk shop with King Fowley on FB about the benefits of being an entertainer was classic. The $75 SWA merch bundle that saves you $7 (LOL) blows it out of the fucking water though.



toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at Jul 8,2015 6:53pm
Robb's looking for a side project? How does a world-class musician find the time?



toggletoggle post by still well angel tour rider at Jul 8,2015 7:16pm
SOUTH CAROLINA or BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA.... tent camping... near Simpsonville (or south/southeast of)... any ideas to actual sites?



toggletoggle post by bundle your home and auto at Jul 9,2015 8:19am
"The $75 SWA merch bundle that saves you $7"

merchandise bundled duuuuuuuup



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jul 9,2015 11:59am



toggletoggle post by Northern Privilege at Jul 9,2015 12:03pm
thank fuck we don't live in that shithole of the united states



toggletoggle post by hardened arteries at Jul 9,2015 12:50pm
it is really nice of them to play a benefit for those disabled people! true humility.



toggletoggle post by Anon at Jul 9,2015 2:14pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Haven't checked this thread in forever since it instantly crashes the Shockwave player on my Chromebook. But finally the Rock HAS COME BACK....

Robb trying to talk shop with King Fowley on FB about the benefits of being an entertainer was classic. The $75 SWA merch bundle that saves you $7 (LOL) blows it out of the fucking water though.


Link to both those pieces of comedy gold?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jul 9,2015 2:14pm edited Jul 9,2015 2:45pm



toggletoggle post by hardened arteries at Jul 9,2015 2:49pm



toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at Jul 9,2015 3:16pm
Forced to cancel the tour? WHO SAW THIS COMING?

I guess he didn't listen to his own advice concerning pay-to-play BBQ's



toggletoggle post by thread halftime show recap at Jul 9,2015 5:47pm
They lost their drummer and guitar player. That leaves Robb and the cowboy hat wearing singer. Aren't the singer and the drummer twin brothers that started the band? Will Robb be the only one left? What will happen next in this gripping saga?



toggletoggle post by viva la buttrock! at Jul 9,2015 6:14pm
Still Robb Wells Angel



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jul 10,2015 1:02am edited Jul 10,2015 1:03am
thread%20halftime%20show%20recap said[orig][quote]
They lost their drummer and guitar player. That leaves Robb and the cowboy hat wearing singer. Aren't the singer and the drummer twin brothers that started the band? Will Robb be the only one left? What will happen next in this gripping saga?


SWA has gone through more members than CSDO.



toggletoggle post by Anon at Jul 10,2015 12:13pm
Side projects bundle duuuuuuppppp



toggletoggle post by BEAT IT IN MY HEAD at Jul 10,2015 3:18pm
Wait, so the drummer they got for their east coast tour wasn't ready for the high pressure world of playing some asshole's BBQ? What a pussy.

Also, I actually bought NO HALO as a joke and their is a song where Cowboy Hat is rapping on it.



toggletoggle post by viva la buttrock! at Jul 10,2015 3:19pm
BEAT%20IT%20IN%20MY%20HEAD said[orig][quote]
Wait, so the drummer they got for their east coast tour wasn't ready for the high pressure world of playing some asshole's BBQ? What a pussy.

Also, I actually bought NO HALO as a joke and their is a song where Cowboy Hat is rapping on it.


i've tried so hard to get a physical copy of their cd but they refuse to sell me one haha. faggots.



toggletoggle post by BEAT IT IN MY HEAD at Jul 10,2015 3:31pm
I bought it off Amazon for like $8 bucks and burnt copies for people to laugh at so I could feel better about giving them 8 dollars.



toggletoggle post by wat at Jul 10,2015 3:48pm
where Cowboy Hat is rapping on it.



toggletoggle post by Anon at Jul 10,2015 5:14pm
BEAT%20IT%20IN%20MY%20HEAD said[orig][quote]
I bought it off Amazon for like $8 bucks and burnt copies for people to laugh at so I could feel better about giving them 8 dollars.


I'd absolutely fucking love to get a burned copy of this, except I'm worried it'd taint my fucking music collection.



toggletoggle post by YOU! WITH THE CD! at Jul 10,2015 5:51pm
rip that shit and upload it thru an IP masking browser to any and all torrent sites immediately.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jul 11,2015 5:16am
So Robb Wells wants to fuck his stepdaughter even though he's been with his wife for 12 years even though he had that dating profile set up like last year. Wat

http://m.imgur.com/a/0dZOX



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 11,2015 12:12pm
"My wife doesn't even like my music."
Call me, Mrs Wells. The nightmare can be over.



toggletoggle post by man at Jul 15,2015 12:54pm
Still the only thread I read here



toggletoggle post by fixer upper at Jul 15,2015 3:15pm
man said[orig][quote]
Still the only thread worth reading here



toggletoggle post by THE TRVE SWA at Jul 15,2015 5:18pm
Sean is the new Notshaver




toggletoggle post by dummerless ball angels at Jul 16,2015 7:59pm
so is the Shadows Fall show still on? and has anyone noticed that shitty asian kid band that opened every palladium fag metal/pagan fest is also on the bill? so amazing!




toggletoggle post by Raw Balls, Scene Overlord at Jul 17,2015 3:00pm
Nothing like seeing Rawb Wells holding court to a bunch of morons about how the scene ain't what it used to be when he was sucking dick and paying to play in front of a different set of washed up bands.


Robb Wells
18 hrs · Edited ·
"You know what? There is NO (music) SCENE here in New England. It's every band for themselves and, to be quite honest, nowadays, it's how it has to be.
In the 80's & 90's bands were more communicative with one another. One bad promoter/venue and EVERYONE knew about it. Now, with no "union" AND the abundance of promoters, shits all fucked up!
Nothing for nothing but, for those chasing a record deal... NO BAND is gonna get it for you and they can't go with you.
For the others bands, well, that's just a mess all in itself when everyone hates everyone else simply because the music they play, paths they follow, belief system, etc. It's a "no win" situation trying to please this so called "scene".
Seriously, if your not willing to communicate amongst one another, let these promoters & venues know 'what's up' and how WE want to be shown off, then there's NO HOPE.
Unity amongst bands is where it has to start FIRST. Fuck what genre you play. Fuck what YOU think the scene should be like and FUCK ANYONE who thinks making money off of us is their right.
Take back the scene by re-building it. Evolution= revolution (in this case)."

"Please don't bring up 'pay-to-play' as that subject takes on so many meanings to so many different people."



toggletoggle post by Anon at Jul 28,2015 12:18pm
Robb Wells said
Well, with the 'No Halos' tour all wrapped up, we're taking a long break before these FINAL 3 shows of the year. We've been at it, each other, the road and many other things/obstacles for nearly 2 years straight.


Oh yeah. What an exhausting fucking tour that was, with half of it canceled.

Are we sure Robb isn't a long con, a joke by some scenester?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jul 28,2015 1:18pm edited Jul 28,2015 1:21pm
Band still refuses to admit they failed or lost any members. They are a living version of the Steamed Hams sketch.

https://vimeo.com/96105679



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Jul 28,2015 3:58pm
Is Robb's house on fire? No, it's just the northern lights.



toggletoggle post by Denial at Jul 28,2015 4:51pm
Which you can easily see through the hole in his mothers roof.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Jul 28,2015 5:37pm
I wonder if the aurora borealis gave him his almost-cancer.



toggletoggle post by living the dream at Jul 28,2015 9:21pm



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Jul 29,2015 11:51am
What? Forcing employees of random food spots to pose with you shows you're in touch with(touching) the common people!



toggletoggle post by Longdeadgod_nli at Jul 30,2015 10:06pm
Clearly they got the vip treatment at the waffle house and had all the other customers cleared out to make room for the swa crew



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Jul 31,2015 8:48am
All the other customers were bundled up off camera to make room for Robb's ego.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 31,2015 5:30pm
Robb is looking worse all the time. Maybe his almost cancer has hypothetically spread.



toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at Aug 5,2015 5:50pm
Our boy needs a place to live in Worcester. Who's up to the challenge?



toggletoggle post by Anon at Aug 11,2015 6:04pm
I guess he found someplace new to live, since he's got time to open his cockholster about politics.

I'm still wondering when him and Cowboy Fetus Twin are gonna admit that the band is dead.



toggletoggle post by raw balls comedy hour at Aug 11,2015 8:40pm
SERIOUS QUESTION:

Who would come see 4 comedians AND 4 bands share 1 stage for an 18+ event?



toggletoggle post by Narcosis at Aug 11,2015 9:08pm
raw%20balls%20comedy%20hour said[orig][quote]
SERIOUS QUESTION:

Who would come see 4 comedians AND 4 bands share 1 stage for an 18+ event?


Well, we know who the 4 comedians are. So that bids the question- Who are the 4 bands?



toggletoggle post by Anon at Aug 11,2015 11:22pm
Let's not insult comedians by the comparison. Still Well are the punchline, they're not the comedians.



toggletoggle post by Narcosis at Aug 11,2015 11:33pm
fair point.



toggletoggle post by Do the Math at Aug 12,2015 3:13pm
Rahawbb's comedy only works well with groups of 10 people or less. So how would that work if he'll only play shows in 500+ venues?



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s Cancerous Nostril at Aug 12,2015 3:34pm
Well considering only 5 people show up no matter the venue, Raw Balls will be fine.

By the way Robb, you're a creepy piece of shit. Stop staring at jailbait, sicko.



toggletoggle post by Anon at Aug 12,2015 3:37pm
I'm pretty convinced Robb has a serious learning disability.

Doesn't make him not an asshole. Just a disabled asshole.



toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at Aug 12,2015 4:10pm
Almost disabled.



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Aug 12,2015 4:56pm
Disab-undle dupppppp!



toggletoggle post by u'er no friend uhmiiiine at Aug 12,2015 6:44pm
Rawb longing for something he'll never have.




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Aug 12,2015 10:22pm
Found this image of cowboy fetus twin and raw balls looking for new band members:




toggletoggle post by RobbWellsFBFriend at Aug 13,2015 3:07am
Robb‘s%20Cancerous%20Nostril said[orig][quote]
By the way Robb, you're a creepy piece of shit. Stop staring at jailbait, sicko.


This is your new feed every morning if you are friends with Robb Wells

http://m.imgur.com/a/CBJZv



toggletoggle post by RobbWellsFBFriend at Aug 13,2015 3:09am


I thought you all might appreciate the irony.



toggletoggle post by Robb‘s AWOL Left Nut at Aug 13,2015 5:47pm
RobbWellsFBFriend said[orig][quote]

This is your new feed every morning if you are friends with Robb Wells

http://m.imgur.com/a/CBJZv


So Robb's liking every single post he's beating his pud to, then. Good to know. *vomits*



toggletoggle post by Robb's Troll Alarm at Aug 24,2015 3:03pm
Robb is back to talking about his nuts and screaming about trolls again. Hoo boy.

Admit your band broke up, Robb. Just admit it. You'll feel better.



toggletoggle post by REQUIEM at Sep 8,2015 11:23am
HERE LIES STILL WELL ANGEL

KILLED BY RTTP



toggletoggle post by Anon at Sep 8,2015 1:31pm
CORPSE IS BUNDLE DUPPPP



toggletoggle post by Anon at Sep 8,2015 1:41pm
REQUIEM said[orig][quote]
HERE LIES STILL WELL ANGEL

KILLED BY RTTP


Wait did he actually admit that it's dead or something?



toggletoggle post by Just sleeping at Sep 9,2015 3:57pm
Last I saw he was ranting about wanting arrogant and confident people to write songs for him in his "side project" that he stole from previous band members. And yelling about being not married, when his wife's page says otherwise...



toggletoggle post by Robb Wells at Sep 9,2015 4:40pm
We are a real band dammit! Suck my nuts trolls! Once we find a new guitarist and drummer, us AND SOC are gonna HEADLINE the Paladium with other REAL bands like Hinder!



toggletoggle post by RTTP dept of RTTP at Sep 9,2015 4:56pm
ok, sully, nobody cares now, you can let it die



toggletoggle post by Robb Wells at Sep 10,2015 7:59am
Suck my nuts troll! Stop trying to stiffle my band bro!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Sep 10,2015 11:32am
RTTP%20dept%20of%20RTTP said[orig][quote]
ok, sully, nobody cares now, you can let it die


To be fair, we've had nothing to do with this for months now.



toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at Sep 10,2015 6:37pm
There's a lot of bullying going on. If only someone would stand up to it.



toggletoggle post by Robb Wells at Sep 10,2015 7:01pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
RTTP%20dept%20of%20RTTP said[orig][quote]
ok, sully, nobody cares now, you can let it die


To be fair, we've had nothing to do with this for months now.


Bullshit Cum Chumpster Fire, you fucking cyberbully.



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toggletoggle post by Robb Wells at Sep 16,2015 11:18am
Stryper. Fucking Christian cyberbullies!



toggletoggle post by Sully Dumpster Fire at Sep 16,2015 2:46pm
Yeah I haven't even checked this or posted for month's. The Robb thing has been done for me for a bit, nothing left to troll. Our time of uniting as one against a greater evil is over RTTP. You can all go back to fucking each other with your L.A.R.P swords, and arguing about who has a more credible battle vest. I'll go play in my Dillinger rip off band. #calculatingobesity



toggletoggle post by Robb Wells at Sep 16,2015 4:23pm
Arguing over battle vests? Eo you fucking endorse bullying huh? Cum Chumpster.



toggletoggle post by Robb_Wells_OFFICIAL at Sep 16,2015 9:14pm
It is amazing how some justify things. They'll befriend you, even buy ya a coffee but getting them to buy music is like pulling teeth out of a running gazelle.
You won't buy our (ALL indie bands) (99 cent) music, ($10) merch or come to shows (approx. $10) but you will buy a song for $1.04, $35 shirt and a $45-65 ticket.
When those bands are gone you can tell your kids you killed music because we (indie bands) won't be playing anymore. We ALL have bills, outside of music, that out weigh ANYTHING music related and OUR priorities WILL shift towards them leaving no one to play live shows, make new (talented/entertaining) music or encourage future musicians.
Doing it for the "love" of playing isn't good enough when it costs so much. Plus, to say we do 'it' for the money, as an "attack", just takes the steam out of us when, again, your willing to make someone else (major act) rich(er) and not give us independent bands a chance. Did you not know that all of those "other" bands were independent once?



toggletoggle post by UP UP UP DOWN DOWN DOWN at Sep 16,2015 9:30pm
Papercuts said[orig][quote]
New lyric video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzGOZpw1CMw







toggletoggle post by Throbb Swells at Sep 17,2015 8:02pm
Judge said[orig][quote]
......this is a joke right? this band is one of the worst things i've ever heard on par w/ our friend tommy "abrahamassacre" dicenso



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Sep 23,2015 10:56am
Throbb%20Swells said[orig][quote]
Judge said[orig][quote]
......this is a joke right? this band is one of the worst things i've ever heard on par w/ our friend tommy "abrahamassacre" dicenso


It's no joke. Why do you think I went AWOL?

I'm still waiting for Robb and Fetus Twin Cowboy to admit that the band is dead in the water. Bets on what month/year that'll happen in?



toggletoggle post by MEAT PENCIL at Oct 2,2015 3:13am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
What the fuck is Dr. Chud's X-Ward?[/QUOTE SWA+CSDO+5FDP+RTTP=



toggletoggle post by Dumpster Fire at Dec 5,2015 3:30pm
Bump



toggletoggle post by Flyin' solo at Dec 5,2015 4:18pm



toggletoggle post by Thrnk Grrd at Dec 5,2015 6:12pm
SWA was hrrlding him brrck, he's got all sorts of srrngs brrndled urrp just drrrin to grrrt rrrt.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 6,2015 12:52am
SWA's only saving grace at this point is that this thread is so slammed full of strangers calling them douchebags and documented proof that Robb Wells' wife won't be in the same zipcode as his dick, that it takes forever to load.



toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at Dec 7,2015 2:03pm
I'm unnerved by that... goatee? What would you call that, the Shoehorn?



toggletoggle post by Mr Poopybutthole at Dec 7,2015 3:06pm
rob wells solo project or GTFO



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket at Dec 8,2015 3:55pm
Flyin said[orig][quote]





toggletoggle post by Sean Michael Rocks! at Dec 12,2015 7:57pm



toggletoggle post by Robb Wells at Dec 18,2015 4:58pm
It's gonna start getting cold soon. Stay bundle duuuuuppppp everybody.



toggletoggle post by Hoth? at Dec 18,2015 6:26pm
metallica necklace for the win



toggletoggle post by Robb Wells at Dec 22,2015 7:08am
I told him not to wear that. Fuck other bands getting FREE advertising from our WORLDWIDE, well known BAND! They can suck on my manscaped NUTS!!!



toggletoggle post by STIXX at Dec 23,2015 10:36am
HAVE URSELF A MRRRY LITTLE STIXXMAS EVRYORN!



toggletoggle post by Robb Wells at Jan 4,2016 1:58pm
Hey everybody, looking for some people to help me restart my old band SOC. I don't beat women like Robin and Dwyer, show some support!!! Happy holidays!



toggletoggle post by Nasal Polyps at Mar 1,2016 12:44pm
thread is bumpin duuuuupppppppp

any news from the official fb of legend robb wells?



toggletoggle post by I LOVE NU ROK at Mar 1,2016 1:44pm
Thrrnk yrrw vurrreh murrrch



toggletoggle post by Wise old man on a hill at Apr 29,2016 5:13pm


*heavy breathing*



toggletoggle post by ?!?!?! at Apr 29,2016 7:05pm
no way. flawless victory.



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at May 28,2016 4:41pm
So this band finally packed it in huh? Is New England's musical cancer in remission?



toggletoggle post by Could it be?? at Jun 10,2016 9:37am
Still Well Angel
June 8 at 12:18pm ·

Ok...sooooo here's the scoop,
SWA 2nd Full Length Cd " DARK ILLUSIONS" is in the works. 12 songs of Khaos coming for ya, hopefully will be ready for the Fall 2016. Track listings and cover art coming soon....ROCK ON

Can it really signal the return of the great Raawbbles??



toggletoggle post by not sure if dead horse yet but at Jun 10,2016 11:05am
new SWA? i can't even



toggletoggle post by SEAN'S CUSTOM COWBOY HAT at Jun 18,2016 2:24pm
You fucking fuckers need to stop fucking mocking my fucking band, fuckers.



toggletoggle post by Randy Marsh/Cher at Jun 21,2016 4:26am
vattnet and still well angel are essentially the same band, both just want to "make it" ...Both pay2play shit bands



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Aug 26,2016 6:22am
So I've been AWOL for a long time. What's been happening in the land of Stillwell?



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Sep 5,2016 8:19am
Kind of figured jack.



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Dec 13,2017 6:19pm
this thread may be the ultimate browser killer, and i assume this has been covered before, but it appears as though the "cum chumpster fire" himself Rawballs Wells was fired at some point from the juggernaut that is massachusetts best heavy metal/hard rock band Still Well Angel.




toggletoggle post by Lord Bat at Dec 13,2017 8:12pm
Lol hail to Raw Balls. Heard he’s doing nsbm now. Well not really. The rest of the band still looks incredibly homo.



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 14,2017 7:51am
This band still exists?



toggletoggle post by Double chin strap at Dec 15,2017 12:20am
Twin chin strap beards. +1,000 douche points



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL Left Nut at Dec 16,2017 3:41pm
I'm kind of surprised Robb's still alive. Figured the almost-cancer would have finished the job by now.



toggletoggle post by Inquring Mindless at Dec 21,2017 12:39pm
So did they get the big contract with Warner Bros? I've been really pulling for them. There big break is right round the corner!



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Dec 21,2017 4:07pm
Inquring%20Mindless said[orig][quote]
So did they get the big contract with Warner Bros? I've been really pulling for them. There big break is right round the corner!


I heard the request sent in to make-a-wish for the almost cancer was denied so no, not at this time.



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toggletoggle post by cum dumper fire at Jun 13,2018 11:34am
lol at 650k views haha



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Aug 1,2018 3:25pm
This thread is a browser breaker even with images disengaged but there needs to be an epitaph erected for the videos Sully made which I believe are lost forever.



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toggletoggle post by Colin Kappernicker at Sep 4,2018 11:09pm
susurrate said[orig][quote]
This thread is a browser breaker even with images disengaged but there needs to be an epitaph erected for the videos Sully made which I believe are lost forever.


Yeh i agree, one time i was sucking sully off and he was playing them and we were laughing.

Anyhow, SWA is the worst pile of shit ever to come out of mass. Can you imagine how their jam sessions went, how they agreed upon riffs they thought were cool. Imagine what they directly brought to each session individually.

I know bands like this, their egos are so large that it gets in their way of good judgement. I wonder if any of them have aids. Someone should book them for a show and then like everyone show up and like suck each other off and shit.




toggletoggle post by Colin Kappernicker at Sep 4,2018 11:10pm
You ever notice Autosy666 kinda looks like he could be related to those twin fucks.

I think he is, they always wanted to be like him and autopsy is 100% talentless when it comes to anything musical.




toggletoggle post by The real neverending thread of death at Dec 18,2019 10:03pm
Bump



toggletoggle post by #Facts at Dec 18,2019 10:24pm
This thread has brought great joy here. What's Raw Balls up to these days, besides not a music career?



toggletoggle post by King Thůnderstøöl‘s Ghost at Dec 19,2019 4:29pm
EVEN ZIRCON DIDN'T SUCK THIS MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Dec 19,2019 5:25pm
there's a new king thunderstool around these parts.



toggletoggle post by King Thůnderstøöl‘s Ghost at Dec 20,2019 10:44pm
I AM THE GREATEST GHOST OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by grilled dickcheese sandwich at Dec 21,2019 10:13am
Still Well Angel can eat a dick.



toggletoggle post by susurrate at Dec 21,2019 12:39pm
said[orig][quote]
This thread has brought great joy here. What's Raw Balls up to these days, besides not a music career?



He's in hospice for almost-cancer of the nose. Sad end to a legendary career.



toggletoggle post by NH Brufaggotry at Dec 21,2019 2:06pm
And he still owes me $18!



toggletoggle post by Robb's AWOL LEft Nut at Jun 9,2020 5:31pm
Hey, whatever happened to this band? Did they ever get that BIG CONTRACT from Warner Bros?



toggletoggle post by thelessbakedtwin at Jan 30,2024 9:26am
We're coming up on the ten year anniversary of this thread. I would 100% back a Kickstarter of a commemorative hardcover printing of this.



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