Duuuuuudes, I just woke up from the Night Work show last night. The shots were going down like Muscle Milk. Ya hear what I'm saying. I ended going home with this little Brazilian chick and she did the salsa on my wee wee till 8 this morning. Her fucking little brat wouldn't shut up this morning so I had to fade and crash on the couch here at the warehouse. But back to the point. Tomorrow night at the BONE Southern Revolution is gonna TEAR IT UP. They got this mother fucka Ed Langille. That dude is one horny drunk goddamn singer. He gets on stage and calls all the slits out to grind and tongue and shit. Then Mike Freeman comes out with a guitar solo and the panty damn burst with a sex juice river. I seen that son of a bitch slip on pussy juice right off the stage and keep playing sweet home alabama. That racist piece of cow shit is crazy. Even you long haired hippos could get laid at this show. Nobody hate fucks like racist white girls who like southern rock. Throw a noose around my crotch nigga bitch.

Yeah Alex, she was riding your strapon pretty hard!

Brian was all up on this Framingham State girl last night. He's probably getting one last pump in her meat pudding before meeting me at GNC at 3 o'clock.