bennyhillifier It's really not that bad, sweet playing. I'm not into the vocals that much and the whole have fun, party and eat a pizza vibe. I'll be sure to check the next show.
CRYPTER LEVELS UP WITH +2 EVIL +2 HOSTILE +2 SAND LINE DRAWING
What happened? All i heard is apparently Nate called Dan a faggot and Dan posted about it on facebook like a 16 year old high school girl. Massachusetts thrash metal bands have more drama between them than a college sorority.
duuuude please dont put our bands in the same category
Seriously.
minus 100000000 scene points for wearing a metallica shirt at all, let alone on stage though.
Early Metallica will always be acceptable.
Thats like saying Kramer just recently became racist because we didnt see it til recently. HE WAS ALWAYS A BIGOT
post by givemeedtilimdead at Dec 30,2012 3:07am
Sonic Pulse were good players. The guitarists were doing the googley-eyes shit like Exodus in the Toxic Waltz video when I seen em at Ralphs a couple weeks ago.
I dont hate the first four, but in the wake of everything Metallica has done, particularly the last ten years, I wouldnt be caught dead wearing a Metallica shirt.
Can't stand the vocals. Never could. Always makes me feel like someone is shitting in my ears
post by metalis4turdz at Dec 30,2012 8:13pm
bahaha nate never beat that dude up....that dude was laughing at nates sorry attempts to hit him and refraining from fighting nate because it would be an unfair battle...all you little crypters friends go get back up your mommys twats and leave metal for the real men.... bhaha...no real man would actually raise his fist to nate because they would be like hitting a child or little girl or something and would probably hurt him way too much.... just sayin...blank blank
post by metalis4turdz at Dec 30,2012 8:14pm
yeah crypters music iis ok but the vocals r awful...much worse even than sonic pulses vocals...
What happened? All i heard is apparently Nate called Dan a faggot and Dan posted about it on facebook like a 16 year old high school girl. Massachusetts thrash metal bands have more drama between them than a college sorority.
Nate called dans wife a cunt on stage because dan was ignoring him or something...pretty low to bring peoples wives into their band drama
Is this the kid who went to PT109 like a year back and started cutting his arm and bleeding all over the place to whatever band that was opening to like 6 people on a tuesday night?
post by metalis4turdz at Dec 30,2012 8:44pm
i dont know the restof crypter or sonic pulse but i am not a fan of nate lets leave it at that he sucks
Lauren isn't innocent in all this, she is a total two-faced cunt that says she sticks up for Crypter but she goes along with everything the Sonic Pulse losers say. She is totally a fucking cunt, glad Nate told her.
youre either nate or someone nate cried to for some kind of support ... either way iam finding this thread very entertaining and say keep the silly drama coming...it great.
Regardless of what was going on prior to Friday nights show, Crypter were the ones to start the bullshit, antagonizing all the sonic pulse members from the get go. Dont bring your bullshit to my front door. Fuck that. Fuck you. Grow up.
post by Thunderstool at Dec 30,2012 11:21pm
There's a nice shot of Carmine licking a man's ass at 4:42
post by SPLauren89 at Dec 30,2012 11:24pm
Yehh Im such a cunt... Watch out or me and my 40 yr
Old hulk of a bf will run u over with our prius
Honestly I always felt the vocals ruined Sonic Pulse. Not even trying to talk a bunch of shit, watched their video "Bong Zombies" and was into it until Dan started in and acting like a cornball with equally corny vocals.
somehow everyone forgot Crypter stared out as a thrash band wit zero black metal influences and was basically another shitty thrash band like Sonic Pulse then black metal became cool and they jumped on the wagon
Is this the kid who went to PT109 like a year back and started cutting his arm and bleeding all over the place to whatever band that was opening to like 6 people on a tuesday night?
Is this the kid who went to PT109 like a year back and started cutting his arm and bleeding all over the place to whatever band that was opening to like 6 people on a tuesday night?
Dude is actually cool (and like 16)
Alx Casket says dude is cool? OH SURE THATS A QUALITY REFERENCE RIGHT THERE
Oh tough shit, 2 local thrash bands are in the same category, deal with it. What's best is Crypter antagonizing a band thats like 10 years older than them, all for a sound reason; no on likes that kid Dan or his shitty rockstar attitude. I give them credit, half you pussies woulda just trolled, talk shit behind someones back only to use them for a show. This kid goes out of his way to spit on him. RESPECT.
post by whut at Dec 31,2012 12:44pm
Yeah idk who that is but it is definitely not Dans wife Lauren. shes looks like a tranny, this chicks hot
Oh tough shit, 2 local thrash bands are in the same category, deal with it. What's best is Crypter antagonizing a band thats like 10 years older than them, all for a sound reason; no on likes that kid Dan or his shitty rockstar attitude. I give them credit, half you pussies woulda just trolled, talk shit behind someones back only to use them for a show. This kid goes out of his way to spit on him. RESPECT.
yeah crypter fucking handed it to them instead facebooking about it
yeah crypter fucking handed it to them instead facebooking about it
I spied ALOT of people hating on the gaybook how much they hate fuck sonic pulse. I expect a young band like them to do that. what did they post btw? is that what started all the drama?
Thrash bands have the monopoly of drama. When will pizza bands learn they are borderline poppy boy bands?
I'm shocked at the shear number of ips that trolls are using. Quality.
post by Trolliocornholio at Dec 31,2012 1:58pm
Sonic pulse r cool exept for their singer.,., i mean , he is covered in some cryptic nerds spit... Hahaha but probably one of the best drummers in the area...
post by DestroyYouAlot at Dec 31,2012 1:59pm edited Dec 31,2012 2:00pm
yeah crypter fucking handed it to them instead facebooking about it
I spied ALOT of people hating on the gaybook how much they hate fuck sonic pulse. I expect a young band like them to do that. what did they post btw? is that what started all the drama?
Thrash bands have the monopoly of drama. When will pizza bands learn they are borderline poppy boy bands?
its an insanely gay story but basically Crypter decided to not play shows with sonic pulse because they are wicked retarded and lame (obvious reasons) and after that for some reason all the freaks in sonic pulse started posting things about us, our band, our girlfriends literally like everyday. i ended up calling the dude at one point and he tried saying its just a joke because you know they are hilarious with there memes and little gay pictures of donald duck. so i basically told him it wouldnt be so funny in person. i did see him in person and he grovelled and apologized like a bitch and the next day they were posting even more personal shit. so when we ran into him the other night he was trying to apologize so i called his wife a cunt so he would stop having the bouncer follow him around all night. so i could finally have the chance to hit him. its so gay, and instead of being able to handle it like a man he fucks with my car after the fight and then literally runs away like a girl and leaves
post by Gnarttrand at Dec 31,2012 2:28pm
and weve never fucking wrote anything about them on facebook, its embarrassing to be affiliated with them in even a negative way.
somehow everyone forgot Crypter stared out as a thrash band wit zero black metal influences and was basically another shitty thrash band like Sonic Pulse then black metal became cool and they jumped on the wagon
listen to their demo
post by BSV at Dec 31,2012 2:44pm
CRYPTER gets better and better. I don't care if you're not playing fancy solos, wearing flashy outfits, or relying on colorful art to get it out there. I love bands that have an attitude, a determination to do things right and take stand against bullshit. I don't even think you're being affiliated with them, if anything you're separating yourself and showing everyone that you're on a different level.
Feel good thread of the year. You guys are acting like girls saying no one cares or it's rttp in a nutshell. For once someone around here stuck to their guns and struck back on false metal. CHEERS TO CRYPTER! I'm gonna sneek a 6 pack and joint to you fuckers next time I see you.
post by words of advice at Dec 31,2012 2:50pm
this coming from a guy that wears womens skinny jeans.
post by arillius_the_white at Dec 31,2012 2:52pm edited Dec 31,2012 2:52pm
I have still have yet to hear Crypter but have hard good things. I magically found a Sonic Pulse business card in my jacket pocket a few weeks ago and had to chuck it due to its silliness.
CRYPTER gets better and better. I don't care if you're not playing fancy solos, wearing flashy outfits, or relying on colorful art to get it out there. I love bands that have an attitude, a determination to do things right and take stand against bullshit. I don't even think you're being affiliated with them, if anything you're separating yourself and showing everyone that you're on a different level.
Feel good thread of the year. You guys are acting like girls saying no one cares or it's rttp in a nutshell. For once someone around here stuck to their guns and struck back on false metal. CHEERS TO CRYPTER! I'm gonna sneek a 6 pack and joint to you fuckers next time I see you.
haha FUCK yeah thanks dude! who are you by the way
You guys are acting like girls saying no one cares or it's rttp in a nutshell.
my comment was directed at the fact that this forum is basically crying bullshit and trolls. no one knows what went down or why but Crypter. they've always been cool in my books, they fit in well at the Temple of Doom show we did.
CRYPTER gets better and better. I don't care if you're not playing fancy solos, wearing flashy outfits, or relying on colorful art to get it out there. I love bands that have an attitude, a determination to do things right and take stand against bullshit. I don't even think you're being affiliated with them, if anything you're separating yourself and showing everyone that you're on a different level.
Feel good thread of the year. You guys are acting like girls saying no one cares or it's rttp in a nutshell. For once someone around here stuck to their guns and struck back on false metal. CHEERS TO CRYPTER! I'm gonna sneek a 6 pack and joint to you fuckers next time I see you.
haha FUCK yeah thanks dude! who are you by the way
Josh/Abnormality/Sarcomancy/Scaphism
post by Dave Trohl at Dec 31,2012 4:16pm
cryper is a good music and doesnt afraid of anything
cryper is a good music and doesnt afraid of anything
i was just thought about this.
post by PastaFU at Dec 31,2012 10:17pm
im gonna say that this is the most bullshit thing ive read as of late. a bunch of cocky kids talking shit about two awesome bands. it doesnt matter that they are in different genres or any of this shit, i gave up reading all your ramblings a long time ago and am just calling all this stupid. grow up, stop acting like a bunch of adolescent assholes. theres a "whos dick is bigger" contest goin on and here it is... none of your dicks are big. shut up and fuckin enjoy some metal and fuck off people.
This thread is rediculous. There is no way people should involve wives or gifriends into their personal shit. It happened on both sides. Any member of sonic pulse that was at that show was there intentionally to mess with crypter, no matter what they say. Dan Hammer is a complete scum bag, his wife is not a cunt, maybe some other adjectives could better describe her, . No one in crypter is 16, although every member of sonic pulse acts like they are.
post by Trigve at Dec 31,2012 10:46pm
As someone who's a fan and friends with people in both bands, I have to say, you guys are all acting like faggots. Posting trash on Facebook doesn't make you tough, but neither does spitting on somebody's back. This is some pussy shit. Either break each other's noses or go on tour with a bunch of shitty scene bands that will appreciate this overdramatic nonsense.
post by ryan from new hampshire at Dec 31,2012 11:00pm
I have now watched videos of both bands in this thread. I can now say that both bands are terrible and they can both eat a bag of dicks. I hope no one would book this garbage.
For the record, the only reason why im wearing a sonic pulse shit is because Lauren asked me to put it on to take pictures. At the time, i considered them friends, and didn't think they would use a picture to make fun of my boyfriend and crypter. If any of you actually knew nate or crypter, your know that they're not a bunch of pretentious egotistical assholes who can't handle someone visiting their style of music handle
post by youreallfaggots at Jan 1,2013 5:19am
Wow my auto correct sucks, basically what im trying to say is sonic pulse are manipulating cock suckers who i thought were decent people but think its clever to involve girlfriends and make up bullshit stories on facebook like middle school girls. And people wonder why i deleted facebook.
yeah crypter fucking handed it to them instead facebooking about it
I spied ALOT of people hating on the gaybook how much they hate fuck sonic pulse. I expect a young band like them to do that. what did they post btw? is that what started all the drama?
Thrash bands have the monopoly of drama. When will pizza bands learn they are borderline poppy boy bands?
its an insanely gay story but basically Crypter decided to not play shows with sonic pulse because they are wicked retarded and lame (obvious reasons) and after that for some reason all the freaks in sonic pulse started posting things about us, our band, our girlfriends literally like everyday. i ended up calling the dude at one point and he tried saying its just a joke because you know they are hilarious with there memes and little gay pictures of donald duck. so i basically told him it wouldnt be so funny in person. i did see him in person and he grovelled and apologized like a bitch and the next day they were posting even more personal shit. so when we ran into him the other night he was trying to apologize so i called his wife a cunt so he would stop having the bouncer follow him around all night. so i could finally have the chance to hit him. its so gay, and instead of being able to handle it like a man he fucks with my car after the fight and then literally runs away like a girl and leaves
post by Trolliocornholio at Jan 1,2013 3:44pm
Haha its funny how some people are taking things said on this thread seriously..most of
us are just here to make fun of everything but the ones being making serious statements they believe to be true are just plain lulzy
post by who cares at Jan 2,2013 1:43am
Both of the bands suck beyond belief. No one gives a shit about your gay bands! Sonic Pulse has to be the most generic name Ever!
But in all seriousness, sucks that bands have drama. Both Dan and Nate are chill dudes, even if i'm not particularly close or even friends with either.
No idea who either of these bands/people are. But fight or STFU or at least learn how to make an entertaining beef thread, morans.
dude there WAS a fight, pay attention.
the Nate kid fucked up Dan "hammer"
post by Zychron at Jan 2,2013 6:14pm
post by I seen it at Jan 2,2013 7:37pm
Nate fucked up dan hammer so bad. I seen it. He was all punchin him, and dan hammer was just standin there. Then nate called the cops, and the cops started beatin him too.
post by I Charlie Sheen dat shit too at Jan 2,2013 9:05pm
From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.
I was hoping this thread would be about food, kinda disappointed
post by BSV at Jan 3,2013 8:44pm
“I think “Pizza Thrash” started out as a derogatory term used by metal snobs to describe any kind of punk influenced thrash they deemed not to be serious enough for them, such as bands like Municipal Waste. For me, it’s essentially the same thing; any kind of thrash with fun lyrical content usually with beer or party themed lyrics.
Ling King is a good example of a band that people have called “Pizza Thrash,” but more so as as insult because of their jokingly lyrical content, but I just plain think they’re awesome, and even though their lyrics aren’t serious they’re much more clever than the same old default lyrics about war and killing.
As for “Pizza Power,” it’s just the basis of our bands direction. We set out to fusing Pizza Thrash with Power Metal. We like to take all that drunken, fun loving Pizza Thrash attitude and mix it with the technicality and epicness of Power Metal.”
I don't hear any Power Metal in Sonic Pulses music. It just sounds like rehashed thrash with horrible vocals.
What is it about these bands jocking Exodus so hard while clearly not really getting it at all?
post by BSV at Jan 3,2013 9:11pm
The band isn't that bad, they just need a new singer or at least one that can headbang like a maniac. But whatever, you guys are a buncha hippies not caring anyways. Whatever happened to all that sweet nasty death to false metal talk you used to hear?
first time I ever used the term "Pizza Thrash"...."Most of these pizza thrash bands are tight but I can't get into it. I like metal that's dangerous and a threat to society, not a hipster happy quest for popularity and acceptance."
It's not even an insult. There were a series of shows in Boston that gave pizza away to everyone who came and it was a genius method to get people out. Free food is awesome, you're an asshole if you hate it....WHOA MAN WHAT THE FUCK HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE MY BAND OR PIZZA, DON'T BE AN ELITIST.
Just think it's hilarious that someone tatted that on themselves, it's like trolling yourself in the flesh forever, guy.
What is it about these bands jocking Exodus so hard while clearly not really getting it at all?
Because they're more concerned about being a glammed up boy band instead of wearing black and upside crosses.
east vs west, denim vs leather , it's total metal war
hey, whatever happened to that awesome thrash metal troll from years ago? the one that would just wail lyrics at bombshelter threads? the fuck troll was that???
The band isn't that bad, they just need a new singer or at least one that can headbang like a maniac. But whatever, you guys are a buncha hippies not caring anyways. Whatever happened to all that sweet nasty death to false metal talk you used to hear?
We're making fun of it, like, literally right here in this very thread.
Neither of these bands are as good as the time Josh called my parents house and left a voicemail for my mom that went "Hey Mrs. McCormick, this is JAWSH FROM AHBOAAAHED, let Janssen know I got his tickets to that Cryptopsy show at the BOMBSHELTAHHHHH."
1) As I hacked my way northward into the deepest jungles of Burma, I began to notice new and incredible plants forming the secondary canopy. Previously undiscovered species of ginger, and even a new genus, crunched aromatically beneath my worn leather boots. I stumbled into a shaded valley blanketed with orchids of every shape and color. Their scent stirred some primal instinct and I began to shed my tattered clothes, allowing the velvety blossoms to caress the white skin of my abdomen. For four minutes I forced my body into rhythmic oscillations, until finally the orchids' desire for new pollen was satisfied. Kim Ang San Thura, my young apprentice forester and elephant handler, could only watch, but not understand.
2) At equinox, the rising sun on the horizon moves laterally by one diameter per day. Therefore, if I sleep in my bed beside the spot that I slept in the previous night, as if I was buried in a grave beside my one-day-younger twin brother, then when I rise in the morning I will have moved laterally in the same proportion as the sun does at equinox. One can therefore envision the sequence of 38 sunrises surrounding the equinox as the 38 suffocated members of Heaven's Gate cult bracketing their leader in a celestial mass grave, although the edge members would either have to be the small women or be squished a bit, as the sun moves laterally less in the weeks farther from the equinox.
Neither of these bands are as good as the time Josh called my parents house and left a voicemail for my mom that went "Hey Mrs. McCormick, this is JAWSH FROM AHBOAAAHED, let Janssen know I got his tickets to that Cryptopsy show at the BOMBSHELTAHHHHH."
Neither of these bands are as good as the time Josh called my parents house and left a voicemail for my mom that went "Hey Mrs. McCormick, this is JAWSH FROM AHBOAAAHED, let Janssen know I got his tickets to that Cryptopsy show at the BOMBSHELTAHHHHH."
Even though that show was awesome i havnt listened to Cryptopsy since.
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