One of my friends sent me this:

"Well, I'm intrested in at least 2 different dates. 1 for each band really. At this point I'm just gathering resources and seeing where they would fit best and I'm contacting venues as well. But I just wanted more insight before I do so from someone like you, who would have preference in promoters/venues or know of shows that are already booked that they could fit on. If it helps, the time frame we're all aiming for is at least Feb-March."

Little does she know, I don't go to many shows here.

The melodic death metal band.
The black metal band.

They're both doing DIY tours and looking for New England shows. What are some good venues/promoters I should have her contact?

I'm 12 and what is this?

Don't believe him Johan, he's actually 13. What a trickster that man is.

Go home OP over nighter faggot.

Try Mel at the crab shack in Provincetown

Can Vahnnah Vuskgaghhasflkjfsd play vuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

Really bro?

the grimmest pits

I'll book you guys just as long as demondave keeps his end of the bargain and doesn't post those texts.

Man, I bet Spence only looks at the dicks in porn.

Sounds like Marduk on 78 speed.

Wait, I meant 16 speed. (Mixing up my Cheech & Chong jokes. GODDAMMIT, MAVERICK.)

I know some very important people and should be able to help.

Here is my contact: http://www.facebook.com/pamster81

But I will warn you in advance, DO NOT CROSS ME or you will be blacklisted from music forever.

-Pamela/Serpentarius

hahahahahaha

well-played.