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returntothepit >> discuss >> list your scars and how you got them by Picnic Table Ass Cheek Scar on Nov 8,2012 3:43pm
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toggletoggle post by Picnic Table Ass Cheek Scar at Nov 8,2012 3:43pm
-2 on my hands from putting cigars out on them
-one on my ass cheek for falling through a picnic table
-a bunch on my fingers from cooking and slicing
- 2 on my neck from getting moles removed
- one on my lip from getting a dog bite
- one on my forehead from a stapler in 3rd grade
- a huge one on my knee from running into a fence



toggletoggle post by Spence at Nov 8,2012 3:52pm
OP sounds like a winner.

Only one, and that's on my leg from dropping a super hot teapot full of boiling water on accident when I was like 7 or 8.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Nov 8,2012 3:56pm
Spence said[orig][quote]
OP sounds like a winner.

Only one, and that's on my leg from dropping a super hot teapot full of boiling water on accident when I was like 7 or 8.


I don't understand how anybody can be over the age of 5 and not have a few good scars. Did you not go outside as a child?



toggletoggle post by Spence at Nov 8,2012 3:58pm
Actually, if anything, I never went inside as a child. Haha

I just heal easy I guess.



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Nov 8,2012 4:02pm edited Nov 8,2012 4:07pm
- middle of my forehead and next to my right eye from a bottling.
- right hand knife cut from working in a kitchen.
- left nut from vasectomy.



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Nov 8,2012 4:06pm
Quoting from the old scars thread:

posbleak said[orig][quote]
Back of head: radiator collision
Upper lip: bike accident meets braces
Left hand: blood python bite
Left wrist, right forearm, both shins: bike vs. truck
Left knee: hiking failure


...also a number of little dot scars from old piercings.



toggletoggle post by Spence at Nov 8,2012 4:08pm
"Upper lip: bike accident meets braces "

Okay, I was thinking outer scars. I have a scar inside my mouth from getting decked in the face combined with braces.



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Nov 8,2012 4:09pm
Oh no, the braces went right through my lip and it had to be sewn back together. Shit was disgusting.



toggletoggle post by Spence at Nov 8,2012 4:11pm
Oh fucking ouch.

Because I got punched in the face with braces, it left me a terribly nasty scar inside my lip which kept bleeding for like the first two weeks on an off - and it knocked three of my teeth back so far that it ultimately made me need braces for an extra five months. According to my orthodontist, if I wasn't wearing braces, I would've lost those three center bottom row teeth. Intense shit.



toggletoggle post by Spence on the Fence at Nov 8,2012 4:17pm
I have a performated colon scar from that time when my parents hired Kenneth Pinyan to perform at my birthday party.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Nov 8,2012 4:21pm
nekronaut said[orig][quote]
Spence said[orig][quote]
OP sounds like a winner.

Only one, and that's on my leg from dropping a super hot teapot full of boiling water on accident when I was like 7 or 8.


I don't understand how anybody can be over the age of 5 and not have a few good scars. Did you not go outside as a child?


This. I have like eleventy hundred scars.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Nov 8,2012 4:22pm
Possibly from being close to retarded when I was younger.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 8,2012 4:56pm
Top of head from getting bottled.
Side of hip from speed wobbles.
Crooked arm from spiral fracture (arm wrestling).
Not really a scar, but a permanently swollen ankle that rolls on me periodically (broke it 24 years ago).



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Nov 8,2012 5:02pm
-Elbow from falling onto a floor vent
-Knuckle from punching a fridge
-Random scar on my hand, don't remember what happened.
-Forearms from when I got attacked by a fucking fagcat.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 8,2012 5:14pm
i have many, especially all over my hands from various jobs and adolescent bullshit. but the best one is on my left leg from my sister hitting me with my own bike when i was 6, tore a huge hole that needed 20 stitches. it destroyed the nerve endings and to this day i have no feeling at all at the site. oh and OP IDENTIFIED.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 8,2012 5:15pm
and yeah if you reach the age of 30 and have no scars to boast about, whatever the cause, you did not live.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Nov 8,2012 5:35pm
Left ear was sewn back on/back of my head/shoulder/back bite marks from near fatal dog attack

Knees are torn to shit from falling/biking/swinging from a tree swing and landing on a wooden fence/being drunk

Have a nasty scar on my thigh from falling into a pile of glass.

Chin/right eyebrow both have scars from suckerpunches.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Nov 8,2012 7:10pm
sing 'show me the way to go home' about it..



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 8,2012 7:24pm
-Bridge of my nose from the business end of a hockey stick
-Outside corner of right eyebrow from getting my face smashed into the corner of a concrete wall
-Outside of left index finger from brand new Xacto knife blade that just about hit the bone
-Palm of my right hand from falling in the woods and landing right on a fresh shard of broken glass sticking straight up out of the ground
-2 long scars on my lower abdomen from hernia surgery when I was a baby; these 2 scars are the only ones due to stitches. Everything else I just used band aids or gauze.



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Nov 8,2012 7:39pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
sing 'show me the way to go home' about it..


feel free to raise a drink to my left nut.





toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Nov 8,2012 7:53pm
Every night brother.



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Nov 8,2012 7:57pm
haha



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Nov 8,2012 8:51pm
Top of my head from a dog bite, chin from jumping into a pool backwards and landing on the edge, right ring finger from a deli slicer, right elbow from a dog bite...probably more I'm derping on.



toggletoggle post by givemeedtilimdead at Nov 8,2012 11:58pm
middle of forehead- 5 stiches from taking a liquor bottle to the head about 10 years back.

right hand, almost lost all fingers (excluding thumb) in machine shop accident in 1997. I was fortunate to have an excellent doctor at Brigham and Womens hospital who did the surgery. He had a class of around 20 or so students watching him operate on my hand. I consider myself very lucky that my right hand still works. Otherwise, I would be doing the Def Leppard drums.




toggletoggle post by ihavetinnitus at Nov 9,2012 2:41am
-inside left forearm from game of cigarette chicken.
-on right eyelid from jumping on the bed with a stick in my hand when I was like 4.
-right bicep just above the elbow from fresh tattoos that I got floor stripping chemicals on (tried to touch up won't hold ink now).
-left shin from a nasty spider bite.
-right shin (in exact same spot) from walking into an open door of a safe at previous job.
-left hand knife stab on web between thumb and forefinger.
-pock marks all over my head from severe chicken pox.

and the obvious little ding and dent here and there. Scars are cool.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 9,2012 7:48am
a lot of people have been attacked by dogs.



toggletoggle post by Garth Algar at Nov 9,2012 7:51am
I got a big scar running the length of my dong piece. Had to get the bastard reduced, too girthy. Also, it was attacked by a dog.



toggletoggle post by andrewbastard nli at Nov 9,2012 7:53am
Mostly just gnarly knife blade scars on my hands from work but I do have 4 cool little dot scars on my right arm from where I had protruding pins holding my wrist bones in place while they healed after a wicked bad break during a snowboarding exhibition when I used to ride for Flite...



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Nov 9,2012 7:57am edited Nov 9,2012 7:58am
way too lazy to list them all. pretty sure I'd win. biggest one is on my lower center back from surgery as a teenager. Cant feel shit there either. Gotta love bone fusion. My face alone has about 10 from acne, fighting, and being an idiot.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Nov 9,2012 10:18am
WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE TALKING ABOUT THEMSELVES SO MUCH?



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 9,2012 11:30am
BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THING THEY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT



toggletoggle post by Czarnobog at Nov 9,2012 12:27pm edited Nov 9,2012 12:27pm
HOW ELSE ARE WE GONNA FIGURE OUT THE 'QUINTS' FROM THE 'BRODYS' IN THIS SCENE?

IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN BOTTLED OR MAULED BY A DOG AT SOME POINT IN YOUR LIFE... well, you're probably lucky. good for you.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Nov 9,2012 12:54pm
I bottled a dog.



toggletoggle post by Boozegood at Nov 9,2012 12:55pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
I bottled a dog.


Dude :(.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 9,2012 12:58pm
Pitbulls > this thread



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toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 9,2012 1:02pm
Great Danes are awesome



toggletoggle post by posbleak   at Nov 9,2012 1:06pm
Guess I'm a good healer, I was bitten plenty of times when I was volunteering at the Animal Rescue League and nothing has scarred quite like the snakebite did

PS pitbulls rule OK



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toggletoggle post by flaccid_pickle at Nov 9,2012 5:15pm
How is erectile dysfunction diagnosed?

Patient history

A diagnosis of erectile dysfunction is made in men who have repeated inability to achieve and/or maintain an erection for satisfactory sexual performance for at least three months. Candid communication between the patient and the doctor is important in establishing the diagnosis of erectile dysfunction, assessing its severity, and determining the cause. During patient interviews, doctors try to answer the following questions:

1.Is the patient suffering from erectile dysfunction or from loss of libido or a disorder of ejaculation (for example, premature ejaculation)?



2.Is erectile dysfunction due to psychological or physical factors? Healthy men have involuntary erections in the early morning and during REM sleep (a stage in the sleep cycle with rapid eye movements). Men with psychogenic erectile dysfunction (erectile dysfunction due to psychological factors such as stress and anxiety rather than physical factors) usually maintain these involuntary erections. Men with physical causes of erectile dysfunction (for example, atherosclerosis, smoking, and diabetes) usually do not have these involuntary erections.



3.Are there physical causes of erectile dysfunction? A prior history of cigarette smoking, heart attacks, strokes, and poor circulation in the extremities suggest atherosclerosis as the cause of the erectile dysfunction. Diminished sensation of the penis and the testicles, bladder dysfunction, and decreased sweating in the lower extremities may suggest diabetic nerve damage. Loss of sexual desire and drive, lack of sexual fantasies, gynecomastia (enlargement of breasts), and diminished facial hair suggest low testosterone levels.



4.Is the patient taking medications that can contribute to erectile dysfunction?
Physical examination

The physical examination can reveal clues for physical causes of erectile dysfunction. For example, if the penis does not respond as expected to touching, a problem in the nervous system may be the cause. Small testicles, lack of facial hair, and enlarged breasts (gynecomastia) can point to hormonal problems such as hypogonadism with low testosterone levels. A reduced flow of blood as a result of atherosclerosis can sometimes be diagnosed by finding diminished arterial pulses in the legs or listening with a stethoscope for bruits (the sound of blood flowing through narrowed arteries). Unusual characteristics of the penis itself could suggest the root of the erectile dysfunction, for example, bending of the penis with painful erection could be the result of Peyronie's disease. Particular attention is paid to any underlying risk factors for erectile dysfunction.

Laboratory tests

The following are common laboratory tests to evaluate erectile dysfunction:

Complete blood counts



Urinalysis: An abnormal urinalysis may be a sign of diabetes mellitus and kidney damage.



Lipid profile: High levels of LDL cholesterol (bad cholesterol) in the blood promotes atherosclerosis.



Blood glucose levels: Abnormally high blood glucose levels may be a sign of diabetes mellitus.



Blood hemoglobin A 1c: Abnormally high levels of blood hemoglobin A 1c in patients with diabetes mellitus establish that there is poor control of blood glucose levels.



Serum creatinine: An abnormal serum creatinine may be the result of kidney damage due to diabetes.



Liver enzymes and liver function tests: Advanced liver disease (cirrhosis) can result in hormonal imbalance and gonad dysfunction leading to low testosterone levels. Thus, evaluation for liver disease may be necessary in cases of erectile dysfunction.



Total testosterone levels: Blood samples for total testosterone levels should be obtained in the early morning (before 8 a.m.) because of wide fluctuations in the testosterone levels throughout the day. A low total testosterone level suggests hypogonadism. Measurement of bio-available testosterone may be a better measurement than total testosterone, especially in obese men and men with liver disease, but measurement of bio-available testosterone is not widely available.



Other hormone levels: Measurement of other hormones beside testosterone (luteinizing hormone (LH), prolactin level, and cortisol level) may provide clues to other underlying causes of testosterone deficiency and erectile problems, such as pituitary disease or adrenal gland abnormalities. Thyroid levels may be routinely checked as both hypothyroidism and hyperthyroidism can contribute to erectile dysfunction.



PSA levels: PSA (prostate specific antigen) blood levels and prostate examination to exclude prostate cancer is important before starting testosterone treatment since testosterone can aggravate prostate cancer.



Other blood tests: Evaluation for hemochromatosis, lupus, scleroderma, zinc deficiency, sickle cell anemia, cancers (leukemia, colon cancer) are some of the other potential tests that may be performed based on each individual's history and symptoms.
Imaging tests

In a setting of a previous pelvic trauma, X-rays may be performed to assess various bony abnormalities. Ultrasound of the penis and testicles is done occasionally to check for testicular size and structural abnormalities. Ultrasound with Doppler imaging can provide additional information about blood flow of the penis. Rarely, an angiogram may be performed in cases in which possible vascular surgery could be beneficial.

Other tests

Prostaglandin E1 injection test is sometimes performed to determine the penile blood flow. Prostaglandin is directly injected into the corpora cavernosa in order to cause dilation of blood vessels and promote blood flow into the penis. If erection ensues, it confirms normal or adequate blood flow to the penis. This can also provide information about possible therapeutic options.

Monitoring erections that occur during sleep (nocturnal penile tumescence) can help distinguish between erectile dysfunction of psychological and physical causes. A band is worn around the penis for two to three successive nights and it can signal intensity and duration of erections if they occur. If nocturnal erections do not occur, then the cause of erectile dysfunction is likely to be physical rather than psychological, however, tests of nocturnal erections are not completely reliable. Scientists have not standardized the tests and have not determined in whom they should be done.

Direct vibrational stimulation (biothesiometry) is occasionally done to evaluate penile nerve function. Small electromagnetic electrodes are placed on the shaft of the penis and vibration amplitude is slightly adjusted until sensation is noted by the patient. Although this test does not measure the exact nerve function, it serves as a screening method to detect any sensory nerve deficit as the cause of ED.

Psychosocial examination

A psychosocial examination using an interview and questionnaire may reveal psychological factors contributing to erectile dysfunction. The sexual partner also may be interviewed to determine expectations and perceptions encountered during sexual intercourse.




toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Nov 11,2012 3:45pm
Mauled by dog means youre a fag



toggletoggle post by satanist at Nov 13,2012 5:04pm
numerous scars on both hands/fingers from punching through windows/fishtank
scar on left side ribs from stab
huge scar on left forearm-went to prove my ex gf's knife was dull after drinking a 5th of whisky and doing a couple grams of blow-the knife was NOT dull
various scars on both arms/shoulders from self-mutilation in my "grim, depressive" days
small scar/bump on my chin from getting grazed by a .22 bullet
scars on both palms from falling drunk on gravel
scar on shin from getting whacked with a board with a nail in it
various other scars all over



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 13,2012 5:19pm
whatever it is you are doing, i think you are doing it wrong. or right. i can't tell.



toggletoggle post by satanist at Nov 13,2012 5:29pm
haven't gotten a new scar in over 10 years....they are all from my early 20s, mostly.....excess of sex, drugs, and heavy metal



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Nov 13,2012 5:32pm
satanist said[orig][quote]
haven't gotten a new scar in over 10 years....they are all from my early 20s, mostly.....excess of sex, drugs, and heavy metal
sometimes, extreme conditions truly do demand extreme responses brother. Or is it that mega problems demand macro solutions?



toggletoggle post by thirdknuckle  at Nov 13,2012 9:18pm
Across the surface of my right eye
goes from one side to the other right across the cornea
you can see it if you get... too close
car 'accident'

18yo asshole in his mom's car ran a stop sign and t-boned me on the passenger side. glass from one of the windows lacerated my right eyeball. emergency surgery at mass eye & ear. had 6 sutures in my eyeball for about 30 days... cool eye patch too



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