I'm roughly the same age as spence, plus that kid with the metal-themed ICP makeup and basically everyone who shouldn't entry.

So my generation blows and I really want to GTFO. How can I age faster without permanently fucking up the remainder of my life? I'm wiling to keep an open mind with solutions that include black people magic.

dont make threads like this, for one.

also, who cares about age? Kreator were like 15 when they recorded Endless Pain and theyre more metal than any of us faggots. Just dont post about the Cranberries and everyone will leave you alone.

omg you admitted to being a faggot, you must be gay now

You are a fine young chap, Goatrider. It's got nothing to do with age, but, rather outlook. Lol @ elitists. They suck.

Just don't act like you know everything about shit you weren't alive for and you'll be fine.

You are an elitist basement guy though? are you not?

No.

One thing you can do to ensure you dont end up a boring old JOBBER is cocaine. Lots of it. And share. With me. If you dont have the cirulatory health of an 85-year-old smoker by the time youre 23 FALSE AND DO NOT ENTRY

you can be like me and constantly measure your penis against everyone elses lulz

I've heard Whiskey and blow work wonders!

Sez the Gay MarshMallow Faggot Fairy

You should care a lot about what old grumpkins think.

maybe it's the weed but 'grumpkin' is an excellent word.

Just do what I do, man. Listen to whatever the fuck kind of music you want regardless of what people your age are usually into. I'm 25 and most of what I listen to is early-mid 80s heavy metal and speed/thrash. Yeah I wasn't born when it came out. So fucking what? It's all still there for you to enjoy. I'm pretty sure those records weren't made with the intent of people under a certain age not being allowed to be into it.

And fuck aging faster. Live as if you're a young dude from whatever your preferred era is.

says the anon

I was born in 849BC, FUCK ALL OF YOU POSEURS

bennyhillifier

Don't worry about getting older. Soon you'll be old and hate yourself.

I'm roughly old enough to be your dad and I like little else besides guns. Why would you give a fuck what I think?

The natural emotional state of anyone with functioning senses of smell, sound, and sight after giving a blumpkin, I'd assume.

Why would you want to get older? I want to get younger. I want to be 12 again. :(

Me too I miss masturbating to the olsen twins when they were still under aged.

You want to feel old, just get into a band who says "We aren't going to waste our time with all-ages shows playing to a bunch of fucking kids."

say what you will about the tenets of elitism dude, at least it's an ethos.