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returntothepit >> discuss >> No goals have been around RTTP in a while (soccer gif spam) (yes burnsy it's a contact sport) by ark on Nov 1,2012 11:35am
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toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Nov 1,2012 11:40am
LOL! You won't hear me hating on soccer, dude! I played for a couple years in high school. Soccer is more brutal than people realize.



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toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 1,2012 11:47am
nice! i could fill this thread all day. i'm still trying to find a decent quality zidane headbutt, unfortunately gifs from 1998 are crap.



toggletoggle post by eye-gore at Nov 1,2012 12:15pm
ITT: People on RTTP have goals.



toggletoggle post by eye-gore at Nov 1,2012 12:18pm
eye-gore said[orig][quote]
ITT: People on RTTP have souls.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 1,2012 12:30pm edited Nov 1,2012 12:30pm
Basketball has more contact than soccer, and the people are much bigger. Just sayin' Burnsy. I've played both... Soccer was fun to play.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 1,2012 12:32pm
Team sports = grab-assery



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Nov 1,2012 12:33pm
burnsy = basketball player



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 1,2012 12:34pm
Le sigh. Some doesn't like teamwork.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 1,2012 12:35pm
Only when there's a creative factor. Or if I'm drunk.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 1,2012 12:41pm
also,



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 1,2012 12:43pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Basketball has more contact then soccer, and the people are much bigger. Jusy sayin' Burnsy. I've played both... Soccer was fun to play.


more contact, yes, except unlike in soccer you can't push players on the ball, cross their torso, or slide. bigger people, usually, unless we're talking about centrebacks and tall strikers/headers, or the fat evil villain maradona. if we're talking strictly in potential for injury, with hockey, rugby, and football on top, soccer is only slightly below rugby, basketball being below that...just my guess. i can only speak to soccer season injuries and there are a LOT at any given time, and players returning from injury usually have to adjust their play style (fernando torres hamstring comes to mind)

if alx can't see creativity in that real madrid counter attack, he must be dead bro.



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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 1,2012 12:49pm
wait, girls play soccer? hm...



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Nov 1,2012 12:49pm
ark said[orig][quote]
nice! i could fill this thread all day. i'm still trying to find a decent quality zidane headbutt, unfortunately gifs from 1998 are crap.


that wasnt in 1998... that was like 2005 or some shit



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 1,2012 12:49pm
strategy in a game with set limits =/= creativity in a sandbox



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Nov 1,2012 12:50pm
my impression of everyone that hates on soccer:

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS TAKE DIVES AND ACT LIKE BITCHES?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 1,2012 12:51pm
because they're foreigners lol



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Nov 1,2012 12:54pm
I think if you take illegal contact out of the equation, basketball doesn't have as much contact as soccer. When I played soccer, there was tons of shoving, full speed collisions, slide tackles resulting in eating the field. Honestly, I feel like the whole premise of basketball just doesn't work for me. It's not difficult to score points; teams score up to like 120 every game. I like games where it's difficult to score.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 1,2012 12:54pm
that's not me, I'm like WHY ARE YOU WATCHING DUDES WORK OUT FOGHATS.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 1,2012 12:55pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
my impression of everyone that hates on soccer:

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS TAKE DIVES AND ACT LIKE BITCHES?


hahaha. EPL has been tossing out serious cards for dives lately.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 1,2012 12:57pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
I like games where it's difficult to score.





toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Nov 1,2012 12:58pm
IMMATURE!



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 1,2012 12:58pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
strategy in a game with set limits =/= creativity in a sandbox
what do you mean? every game has rules and creative uses of skill and strategy win games. if you're criticism of team sport is "it's not a sandbox" then yeah, no, it's not.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Nov 1,2012 12:59pm
I got punched in the face mid game by this goalie from Bridgewater state cause i was all up in his shit during a free kick...

i also went to the emergency room in a match against UMass Boston cause I got stung by a bee and had a crazy allergic reaction.

TUFF SPORT, BROS



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 1,2012 12:59pm
yeah ark, that's what I meant.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 1,2012 1:02pm
the zidane headbutt was in a world cup..i thought it was france 98 but it was in 2006 in the semis.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 1,2012 1:02pm
er..2006 in the final. man that was forever ago.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 1,2012 1:03pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
I got punched in the face mid game by this goalie from Bridgewater state cause i was all up in his shit during a free kick...

i also went to the emergency room in a match against UMass Boston cause I got stung by a bee and had a crazy allergic reaction.

TUFF SPORT, BROS
lol



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Nov 1,2012 1:05pm
Music has set limits too, Alx. NEVAR FORGET.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 1,2012 1:09pm
i guess of all the team sports, soccer is the most "sandboxy" considering the pitch size and the randomized nature of the ball and play options. i could just post videos of lionel messi or the spanish national team for that argument.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 1,2012 1:11pm
Burnsy said[orig][quote]
Music has set limits too, Alx. NEVAR FORGET.

Depending on how you look at it, anything can have limits. But there are no OFFICIAL governing rules, playing methods, or competition, in music (or BMX).



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 1,2012 1:13pm
you had to bring BMX into this???? POST YOUR OWN ROLLERSKATING THREAD BUDDY.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Nov 1,2012 1:13pm
IF YOU HAVE A BMX RAMP... YOU.. YOU DIDN'T BUILD THAT. SOMEBODY ELSE MADE THAT HAPPEN!!!! WE'RE ALL A TEAM, BRO!



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 1,2012 1:13pm
haha go hardflip about it



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 1,2012 1:14pm
WHAT IF I DID BUILD IT



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 1,2012 1:15pm
oh hardflips, making me wish i was 15 again.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 1,2012 1:16pm
the streets is callin you



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Nov 1,2012 1:19pm
Music official rules = music theory.

Feel free to deviate, I know I do.



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toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 1,2012 1:21pm
Basketball players get hurt all the time. It's a rough-house trying to grab a rebound when there's a bunch of 6'8'' 240lb people in your way. soccer is also injury-prone. Arguing which sport has more injuries is a joke. All sports have their share of injuries. I broke my finger, severely sprained my ankle and had a major concussion in highschool basketball, it's not a fairy sport. Hockey is brutal because hits are welcome.



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toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 1,2012 1:23pm
I see music theory as defining different elements of music in words and numbers. If we didn't communicate with words and numbers, music theory as we know it might not exist at all.

But if you look at it as a set of rules, it's not like you're risking losing the game or getting benched for going against them.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 1,2012 1:24pm
Also, the whole notion of having rules limiting freedom is fucking stupid. That's like saying it's okay to not cite sources on an exam paper. excelling within bounds is.more challenging than having no bounds. Music is different, but yea; that argument is dumb as fuck.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 1,2012 1:24pm
of course, in basketball contact isn't really encouraged unless if you're screening/posting up. doesn't make it less injury prone



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Nov 1,2012 1:25pm
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toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 1,2012 1:25pm
he just doesn't like sports, what can ya say.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 1,2012 1:26pm
though i can think of countless bands that should be benched.



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 1,2012 1:26pm
hahah, yeah burnsy i was gonna post that, i'm pretty sure that's the moment ronaldo realized he's gay.



toggletoggle post by Burnsy at Nov 1,2012 1:27pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
though i can think of countless bands that should be benched.

haha, beat me to it.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 1,2012 1:28pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Also, the whole notion of having rules limiting freedom is fucking stupid. That's like saying it's okay to not cite sources on an exam paper. excelling within bounds is.more challenging than having no bounds. Music is different, but yea; that argument is dumb as fuck.

Music is different, yes. So is writing papers.



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toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Nov 1,2012 1:39pm
Needs more Ross jetskiing impossible goals.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Nov 1,2012 1:51pm
ark said[orig][quote]


DROGBA CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF...cherry picking faggot

so glad he's not on chelsea anymore



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 1,2012 1:57pm
one of the greats but...yeah chelsea doing fine without him. shanghai bought him and now they're bankrupt i guess, there ya go.



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toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 1,2012 3:31pm
gahhahaha...classy lebron dives. love it.

yes rev, women play, the current US woman's team could give most men's teams a bad day. here's the german team:




toggletoggle post by ..... at Nov 1,2012 5:30pm
Gayest sport on Earth.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 1,2012 5:35pm


wtf?



toggletoggle post by ark at Nov 1,2012 8:33pm
no surprise here.



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