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returntothepit >> discuss >> hypothetically imagine that you werent a FAGGOT suddenly by spence on the fence on Oct 16,2012 4:55pm
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toggletoggle post by spence on the fence at Oct 16,2012 4:55pm
Imagine you are driving home at 3AM listening to Nightwish and for the first time in your life you ARENT compelled to stop at the IHOP to hit on the gay strippers who just got finished doing a double shift windmilling their flacid cocks to 'dancing queen' at the Golden Banana. What would you do?



toggletoggle post by karl hungus at Oct 16,2012 4:57pm
A+



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Oct 16,2012 5:01pm
This is the best thread EVER.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Oct 16,2012 5:07pm
OP is confused about a great many things.



toggletoggle post by yer queer at Oct 16,2012 5:16pm
why the hell would you be listening to Nightwish at 3am? OP is clearly....(wait for it)...QUEER!



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Oct 16,2012 5:20pm
I was gonna stay in Halloween but now I' gonna go HANG WITH THESE GUYS



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Oct 16,2012 5:21pm
Ugh totally posted that in the wrong thread.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Oct 16,2012 5:23pm
I would certainly become more of a percussive fucker. Relying on depth and tone over romance.



toggletoggle post by KEVORD  at Oct 16,2012 5:23pm
10\10 thread. I LOL'ed



toggletoggle post by Spence at Oct 16,2012 5:23pm
"Spence on the fence"

My sides are hurting. haha



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Oct 16,2012 5:29pm
trioxin245 said[orig][quote]
I was gonna stay in Halloween but now I' gonna go HANG WITH THESE GUYS


LOL @ using my joke on RttP like two minutes after I said it and posting it in the wrong thread anyway



toggletoggle post by demondave at Oct 16,2012 7:00pm
spence%20on%20the%20fence said[orig][quote]
Imagine you are driving home at 3AM listening to Nightwish and for the first time in your life you ARENT compelled to stop at the IHOP to hit on the gay strippers who just got finished doing a double shift windmilling their flacid cocks to 'dancing queen' at the Golden Banana. What would you do?


I hear you talkin but ... it just ... just doesn't make sense.




toggletoggle post by Goatrider  at Oct 16,2012 11:04pm
There is no try, there is only do.

Although there really isn't a question of trying anything mentioned anywhere in this thread as far as I can understand. This post was originally gonna be a gay comment, but... I think I'm gonna bail out now. This isn't going anywhere. Sorry guys.




toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Oct 17,2012 7:45am
so goatriders high.



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Oct 17,2012 7:58am
Nah, he's just hurly burly.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Oct 17,2012 8:13am
oh, well then Im high.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Oct 17,2012 8:13am
oh, well then Im just high.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Oct 17,2012 8:19am
double high!



toggletoggle post by SpenceSideService at Oct 17,2012 10:34am
hypothetically imagine you CAME TO HANG WITH US suddenly



toggletoggle post by dicklicker at Oct 25,2012 7:58pm
Bump



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