We are looking for shows anywhere, anytime- just like horny teen sluts (anywhere , anytime)
e-mail us at "shaniqualovesyou@hotmail.com"
we have hot pink t-shirts.
we have 13 songs toward our 20+ song demo available.
collectively we have every std known to man plus some that are only known to propagate in barnyard animals, so if you want blood squirted in your eyes feel free to ask.
we play a mix of skunk, emu, and albacore.
we also do birthday parties dressed as clowns.
thank you.

book these crazy fucking assholes. you won't regret it. he's not kidding about the clown suits, although I prefer when they dress like homosexual police officers.

we will come dressed as bunnies and kitties and monkies to your barmitzvah

hey people eater! come to the fucking aviary tomorrow!

sorry i can't be serious when posting looking for shows but everyone that has played with us, booked us, or seen us was not dissapointed -so let's get some shit going on. break the boundaries of local scene incestualitis and lets play shows with whoever whenever.

bitch better have my money! "whhpsshhh"(sound of authoratative backhand on face of submissive ho.)

what time does it start?---- what time does it end?

around 7:00, and around 10:30.

seriously, people, these motherfuckers will bleed for you.

people should book "prayer for a plague" also cuz they rock and are cool

bump for that skeeza shaniqua and all the hood rats of the world.

hey silky i put "prayer for a plague" rather than "pray for a plague' sorry dude

Shaniqua and the Skull Fuckers need shows.We are always available just like she-male hookers in Lawrence

We have a shitload of songs and we really need to play out. It's been too long like my cock.

I'm going to keep bumping this untill somebody books them.

hey shaniqua, maybe we can talk the guy from the aviary and book a show with you......you have any mp3s???
were at www.hand-choke-neck.com

shaniqua is always welcome at the aviary. that goes without saying. but that bitch has a lot of love to give, and I'm just not man enough to handle it all by myself. book her before she hurts me again.

hey silk star did you end up listening to that newer demo i gave kyle? i hope it tickled your sexy little gunt.

tim lang ended up with it, and he played me that rap song over the phone. I think it's safe to say my little gunt was tickled.

is he going to play guitar with you guys or what?

we need to get a porphyria, hand choke neck, shaniqua & sf, praying for a plague show at the dover house soon!

sounds like a good idea to me

im down!

ieatpeople4god@ said:

yea, he's joining us. we were going to have our first practice with him tonight, but alex had to work. those corona t-shirts aren't going to screen print themselves. I've been trying to get lang to join since we got together in january. he played in some shitty bands when he was younger with some shitty people which kind of turned him off to the whole band wxperience.

hey Silky Ssmooth tell Tim L. that i have those songs he recorded with josh and donny ready for him. i got my replacement power harness and my digi is working fine. i might mix them a little better or you could have tell him to come down and mix them with me. If you guys want to record a demo i can do it for yall after we finish with all the shaniqua madness. i can bring my rig up or yall can come down. peace in da' middle east '91-'04 -max-

yeah and we should do that show that rustedangel suggested- you, us, porphyria, and hand choke neck.

p.s. we got on that show on aug 14 w/ you, the taste, someone else -but. sssshhhh we are playing as "hari kari and the hendersons" because we aren't supposed to swear and the kid who runs the place can't advertise our other name. but ssshhh it's a suprise ( damn, i'm a diareah mouthed asshole)

lets make it August 7th possibly at the aviary, unless you know another venue....itd be cool to do it in nh tho.

powerkok said:

it's a date.

ieatpeople4god@ pubic library said:

that's fucking hilarious! I'm glad you guys were added on, derry's not gonna know what hit 'em. do you know when t.o.s. are coming back from their cali tour?

sweet so aug. 7 let's try for it, i'll e-mail Tom from porphryia once it's ok'd with alex if it hasn't been already and hopefully those guys can do it. Chris will be psyched and it will be nice to see him as a frontman for hand choke neck.

late night bump

I think it's funny how this turned into tim and max's discussion thread.

no one wants to book lowly old shaniqua except you guys, that's ok we'll have our comeupance! i like our personal chat board because hopefully it advertises my band by the thread name. we should start a thread that says " Two fresh-hype bands ready to rock your socks off: 'Pray for a Plague' and 'Shaniqua and the Skull Fuckers' - ready to come to your town and make your day!" ------- i think that might work |:{0>
we'll use that one as our chat thread. what are you doing this holiday weekend any ways?

we started a side project last night called "cautious panties". we want to do a tour with you guys. assholes across america.

hey hey my lovelies. we are back from tour and I slept for like 10 hrs last night. sure beats the honda to be in a real bed!!!!


anyway -

silky - hey some friends of mine in PA need a show August 4th, can we do that up at the Aviary? The place I wanted to do it here fell through. it would be pfap, tos, Prevail (PA), and one more band, possibly No Dice.

shaniqua crew - AWESOME i am honored to be playing with you again and that will rule. I will have more shows for you very soon. very soon. keep on me about it.

plus both you guys - we can record now that we are back. let us know what days work for everyone. email us thetasteofsilver@yahoo.com

welcome back, brutha.

hey silky - wanna play CT with us if we can wing a show there at 41 Cromwell? I can see if I can hook Shaniqua up, too...

I kinda like the name Hari Kari & The hendersons...

I would love to play CT, and I really like the name hari kari & the hendersons, you clever bastards.

Tim -
if Alex can't host that show on August 4th w/ prevail I can rent a hall here and do it, though I'm pretty broke and would rather not if I don't have to. But yeah ask him soon and if he's like "bad move" I can call some places around here and see what I can get for $150

we can't do it because it's a wednesday, but I might be able to throw down on a spot down there.

hey aug 7th is a flop...our bassist is out of town that weekend...fucking fucker he is, so, would all of u guys be able to do it any earlier, say fri the 30th?
tom if ur readin this thread lmk if porphyria is still down....I can very possibly get life at zero to play too...lmk....KOK

btw...the venue is 100% gonna be the aviary.

fuck you're right. for some reason I thought it was a Saturday.

yeah i'll see if there's a good hall that no one's desicrated down here.

let's figure some shit out, we wanna play! Aug. 14 will be cool!
silky - figure out the next aviary show brotha and i'll give jou a HJ in the corner while another band is playing!
nickcigs - we're down for playing R.I. or anywhere let us know wassup
kok - how's chris working out? he's got a good throat. can't wait to play with you i hope the 30th is a go.

so many bands want to play the 30th. maybe we'll make it an all day affair and have a barbaque or something.

sounds good to me...were down for the 30th at the aviary if u guys atr....Chris is workin out great...naSTY DURTY THROAT!!
lIFE AT ZERO IS DOWN TO PLAY TOO.

looks like we have a festival on our hands. I'll talk to alex and see what's up.

random bump

give 'em some fucking shows already!