i've been thinking about rinsing my mouth out with buckshot, can someone please help me?

Suicide is painless

idk man, i know a guy who shot himself in the head with a .22 twice and lived...he said it hurt like a sonofabitch

anyone wanna come pull the trigger?

It hurt because he FAILED

yeah,itold him he was a dipshit for using a .22


the minimum caliber that should be used for off-ing yourself is .45 or .357

Man up and do it.

People who talk about suicide don't want to die, they want a reason to live. Still lame tho

Shut up jukeboxjunkling faggol

I might know the dumbass you refer to (who shot himself in the head, pretty sure his initials are 'N.H.') and that fellow has been a fuckin pud for years, he sucks.
The best way IMHO to commit suicide is go golfing in a thunderstorm. Instant death, leave a presentable corpse, plus the outcome is in the hands of the gods or nature or the Powers That Be, what have you. And a guy can do some mighty fine thinking at times like that (I have done this sort of thing years ago, avoided the lightning luckily...)
But if you're serious, know who your friends are homeboy! Also seasonal affective disorder sucks. (!)

hey new guy, howabout you eat a fat sack of dicks

BTW I thought of something that always cheers me up: http://bambey.ru
Let's see if that works. Russian goods are worth it mang

When you get bored with that, there's this: http://maw.ru
The word that looks like 'DEBYWKN' means 'women.' Authentic byobs.

And a final thing if it'll work:

bennyhillifier

Peace mutha fuckas

Pics or it didn't happen.

Ya aint suffered till ya been me

bennyhillifier

Do it faggot.

I urge you to eat a bullet. use a 22 and put the barrel to your temple, it will make mush of your tiny brain