As of tonight at midnight, my ban takes place. Just wanted to say thanks, it's been real. See you on the flipside.

GTFO

I mean, kindly leave!

In Soviet RTTP, Aril bans you!

but what if it was.....GOOD HUMOR???

HOLY GAY!!

Sexist thread.

How many faggots, you ask? 7. There are 7 faggots.

Guys, honestly...which one do you think is the cutest?

The one on the far right would make a convincing tranny.

No no no. "DIE ARIL DIE" is German for "The Aril, The."

aril is locking himself in the confines of his peepee-soaked heckhole

All none of 'em

You may ban Aril's IP address, but you can never ban his spirit

You may take my life, but you'll never take my frrreeedooom!
No but really, I'm banning myself. I can't keep posting while I'm at work; it's putting me behind.
You guys know how to get a hold of me if need be. Thanks for the laughs.

Thumbs up for obscure Simpsons reference.

Mr. Sims doesn't want it. He doesn't need to labeled: "Still worthy of being a 'Baird Man.'" What the hell is that? What is your motto here? "Boys, inform on your classmates, save your hide" -- anything short of that we're gonna burn you at the stake? Well, gentlemen, when the shit hits the fan some guys run and some guys stay. Here's ARIL facing the fire; and there's George hidin' in big Daddy's pocket. And what are you doin'? You're gonna reward George and destroy ARIL. I don't know who went to this place, William Howard Taft, William Jennings Bryan, William Tell -- whoever. Their spirit is dead -- if they ever had one -- it's gone. You're building a rat ship here. A vessel for sea goin' snitches. And if you think your preparing these minnows for manhood you better think again. Because I say you are killing the very spirit this institution proclaims it instills! What a sham. What kind of a show are you guys puttin' on here today. I mean, the only class in this act is sittin' next to me. And I'm here to tell ya ARIL's soul is intact. It's non-negotiable. You know how I know? Someone here -- and I'm not gonna say who -- offered to buy it. Only ARIL here wasn't sellin'.

Outta order? I'll show you outta order! You don't know what outta order is, Mr. Trask! I'd show you but I'm too old; I'm too tired; I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a FLAME-THROWER to this place! Outta order. Who the hell you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit; there is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sendin' ARIL home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are executin' ARIL'S SOUL!! And why?! Because he's not a Baird man! Baird men, ya hurt this boy, you're going to be Baird Bums, the lot of ya. And FinalBloodbath, CastleDoomerown, Martins, wherever you are out there, FUCK YOU, too!

fuck off fagg

This was the last lie he ever told us. RTTP staff has since banned his IP, although we cannot do anything to prevent him using other connections (which we are aware he is still using for trolling purposes).

Sincerely,
RTTP Lead Moderator

DON'T YOU TALK THAT WAY TO DELICIOUS_PEPPERED_SALAMI

I request to be banned as well.

Your name hasn't come up at meetings, so you are not qualified for a ban. Sorry!

I'm going to put in for early retirement then.

The majority of us should do just that.

Still not back? Wonder where he could be.

oh look at that ip

That ip is apparently not a fan of me.

By my rttp admin toolset, IP's are automatically divided by zero and placed in a chi-square analysis against a field of data related to the rise and fall of dicks and abortions.

Outcome:

oh well noone who speaks german can be an evil man