Yughhh

I thought you were a millionaire since your record deal WTF

I envy you, my toilet life won't allow the 1:39 binge today...

he's having a cobain moment. do some heroin and blow your brains out or false.

"getting shithammered at 1:39 in the afternoon because your life is a toilet it-is-what-it-is"

this was pretty much my whole 2011.

only attempted suicide is KVLT.

I bought the Ips album in mid-December. That might get you enough money for half a beer, depending.

Well, heroin is an easy score here in Wallingford, but I don't associate in those circles. And if it's anything like Oxys or Dilaudid, I wouldn't like it because you can't poop and then when you try to poop, it's more painful than the supposed pain-negating narcotics you are on are able to de-pain and so I really look down my nose at people who are into pills and regard they who would trade their inalienable right to poop for a stupid high that won't help you none when it's pooping time so I looks at those pooptraders as subhumans.

sound logic

And suicide is fucking gay because when you're dead, you can't eat no lopster bisk or blackened U-10s or brie burger veggie burgers from Knuckleheads and then you're just a low-rent nigger Liberace

go take a laxative and a I Piss U miss about it and shut up.

And bless you, Mark R, but on the odd chance that the label has already recouped our paltry recording budget, I will put my 3rd of our $0.73 royalty from your purchase towards my next Old Chub 8% Scotch Ale.

BRB- going to find that heroin

This thread makes me want blackened chicken for lunch.

That was very profound

Constipation is surely false. Only blasting the bowl at least 3x before lunch is real.

occult reefer + espresso = hippie speedball
chill poopin' all the way

Note to self: start doing drugs, maybe then your BMs will be more pleasurable

The fuck is 'occult reefer'

You wish you knew, buttdart ;)

ITT: BM'ing like a rock star

Go wine enema yourself or fgt.

I wish I could get shithammered on a Thursday at 1:39. I have to wait for the weekend to drown my sorrows so I don't shoot myself or others.

this thread made me appreciate the fantastic dumps i've been taking lately. i've been eating a lot of asparagus so i think it's cleaning out the tubes.

Ass Per Gas

i want to see a video of Ryan getting pummeled by a giant hammer made of shit.

Whitesnake back patch or whitesnake back patch.

My scarf protects me from shithammers, Tony

OP is paul

I concur, and am pleased that your fecal matter is traversing seamlessly through your bowels