ONLY 31 BUX FOR 4 DRINKS IS SHITTY

last time I was at an airport, I was so high on SF medicinal pot cookies that they had to take me off the plane and roll me in a wheelchair to the airport clinic.

ITT: Dead before Ross

Only losers take planes. WALK TO FLORIDA OR NU SEPULTURA FAN

YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE AIRPORT BUT THEN JOHNNY ROCKETS

I'LL DIE WAY BEFORE ROSS WHEN I TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO...see..how magneto is doing.

REMEMBER THE TIME I CALLED SCOTT ROSS?

OH WAIT, THAT WAS THE ENTIRE RICHMOND TRIP

Threads are ruled by

Airport is kill. I want my burgers

Rival factions want to take

The thing is that she MADE me drink that makers mark with her weird clown makeup...I was afraid.

This is the most entertained I've been on RTTP in a while....carry on, Scott

If I miss my plane for cheezburher then well met LIFE

LIFE IS DICKS AND THEN YOU ARE SOME DICK

LOL @ "Airport is kill."

my battery is dying so I am ALSO DYING

I am glad that Scott is having a mental breakdown at the airport.

Yell "bomb"

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS YEAR. I FUCKING HOPE TO GAWD TSA IS MONITORS MY INTERNETS

I'm glad I'll be able to sell those tapes. Due to Scott being dead, and all. Bling bling pinky ring.

I PLANNED IT

I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.

what's paul doing in an airport?

repoast

I PLANNED IT

ON THAT BOMBSHELL...I'm sober now. Listening to "here come the tears" by Ye olde priest

DRUNK AGAIN. downtown ft lauderdale is like one giant pair of short shorts surrounded by a giant popped collar.

Stripper DNA is rampant here

I had the fear real

deported to florida and turned into beef jerky for carnivorous palm trees that were exiled from new jersey for waging war on the wrong bros and therefore sent to a land where they could suppress the rights of other bros in a ritualistic fashion

Shut up scott hahahahahahaha

Hm...

almost all of these posts are making me LOL