That is all

pix orit din happn

but it didn't happen :(

You should drink too much at the inoffensive nondenomenational office holiday party and tell her

BACK'D

sex her

Let her ride the bologney pony to tuna town.

She's HIV+. I say go for it.

You should take her out on the town for a pleasant and scrumptious dinner before introducing her to your parents.

Good luck in the friend zone, or even worse, the work friend zone

1. Tell her you're a rttp troll.
2. Take out umbrella
3. brace for pussy storm
4. profit.

LOL@pussy storm

thunder down under

Lady flower pain shower.

When no one's around, rub your cock on her. Take it out, rub it right on her.

If she complains, no one will EVER believe it.

If she doesn't, SCORE.

I live in a paradise of stuck up non-core broads who just want to go to medical school. It's awesome because I love bitchy terrible broads, but then also they wouldn't go for some skinhead looking weirdo unless they were the blind chick from the toxic avenger.

Try talkin to them, maybe they want to rub their titties on that skinhead of yours

I fucking hope so. But it is literally like a buffet of classy food at a place you broke into by lying about who you are...wait its pretty much exactly that.

so just bring plastic bags and stuff your pockets. i dont see the problem here.

How much does she weigh?

NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU

Big surprise. Gelatinous slampigs or gtfo.

Pics or gay