I still don't get it, but still LOL everytime.

I figured it was just some dude named jay kelley

i am 99% sure who this troll is now that I know it is not you, mike

So FIMS is the 99%... and the 1%?

I AM ALL THAT IS AND ALL THAT EVER WAS

I was one of them.

I was going to play slide guitar for Hard Number 10 but lost my guitar when the Titanic sank. Of course in those days I was a celtic warrior who rode dinosaurs in the sunset and jammed to Slitstitch every night. I also fired the first shot of the civil war, true story.

now i'm 100% sure lol.

LOL @ Jay Kelley troll. over playing the Titanic though.

Troll is now retired. Thanks and have a good day. Especially the real Jay.

I wish this troll had been me.

This is adorable! The real Jay kelley thanks you. lol
Let me set this strait..... I fired the first shot of the revolution at Lexington and concord. Not the civil war. I did not lose my guitar on the titanic. Norah is actually quite fine and sitting next to me. I am still a celtic warrior poised on a roaring dinosaur. That's my jam. Slitstitch can still blow me where the pampers is. And I was going to play guitar for soft number 11 until I realized that everyone in the band except Tom were complete douche bags. And Amanda, Your enough of a troll already for your own needs. But thank you. This was all very adorable.

MEET ME IN A DINER

Are you buying???

YES!!

I don't get it

ONLY LAND O' LAKES IS REAL

ITT: Jay Kelley searched himself on RTTP

If only that were true. Damn I wish I had that kind of an ego. That would be sweet.
The sad part is that someone actually sent me a link to this and I thought it was quite adorable. It also included an expired link to a facebook post from Mikey about me. Thankfully they also included a copied version of the convo. And yes mikey, I am as crazy as shit house rat. lol
Now, I wish all you RTTP posters good luck and success in your pursuits.

Only removing a friend from your life because you no longer play in a band with them is real. It was real adorable when I texted you to hang out a couple of weeks after the farewell show and you didn't know who it was because you deleted my number. Far out, man.

INB4 Popcorn

I notice this is still not being said directly to me.
And, a friend was removed from my life when I realized he only cared about himself.