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returntothepit >> discuss >> GTA V by Alx_Casket on Oct 25,2011 9:03am
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toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Oct 25,2011 9:03am
Just announced by Rockstar, trailer out 11/2/11. Hope it's not as disappointing as the last one.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 25,2011 9:16am
IV was disappointing?? granted i never came close to finishing it like always



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 25,2011 9:17am edited Oct 25,2011 9:24am
Meh. First one is best.

"BITE ME, 'SWIPE!"



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Oct 25,2011 9:25am
only GTA on GBA is real.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Oct 25,2011 9:44am
Vice City was my favorite. I developed the first nude skin for the strippers in that game.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Oct 25,2011 9:56am
have you seen what the modding community has done with GTA4 on the pc? its fucking incredible. people are making movies/machinima with it like it was made to be used that way. someone even released a mod that increases the graphical quality of the entire game making it appear to be much newer than it is... its sort of like the mods for elder scrolls 3... totally breathes new life into the game.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 25,2011 10:33am
San Andreas rules all. IV was cool, but it didn't have enough to do. i love the ridiculous amount of stupid side missions.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 25,2011 10:34am
IV ruled.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 25,2011 10:42am
Your all arrested. Top down view or GTFO.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 25,2011 10:52am
GTA IV was fun as hell but I never finished it. The story got sooooooo fucking boring and repetitive.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Oct 25,2011 10:53am



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 25,2011 11:35am
Vice City was the best. You guys are all slouches for not finishing IV though.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 25,2011 11:38am
I have no time to devote to shitty vidya games... or shitty parts of vidya games in this case.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 25,2011 11:58am
FUCK ALL NEO GTAS



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Oct 25,2011 12:06pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Meh. First one is best.

"BITE ME, 'SWIPE!"


I liked the second one. Remember the rampages?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Oct 25,2011 12:09pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 25,2011 12:10pm
itt: the lance vance dance



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 25,2011 12:14pm
Rampages, yesss.

Ever play Postal 1 for pc?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Oct 25,2011 12:16pm
GET BACK ON TOPIC



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 25,2011 12:21pm
The topic sucks.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Oct 25,2011 12:23pm
Actually it's pretty good. You're just ruining it.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 25,2011 12:26pm
Rockstar ruined the series.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 25,2011 12:27pm edited Oct 25,2011 12:28pm
only living in the past is real

CONTEMPORIIIIIIZE MAAAAAAAAAN



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 25,2011 12:30pm
All right, my work is done here. Continue talking about a ruined and overrated franchise.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Oct 25,2011 12:30pm
only living in the past is aril



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Oct 25,2011 12:32pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Rampages, yesss.

Ever play Postal 1 for pc?


all I ever had was the shareware for 1 and 2 :/ what about karmaggedon? 2 was good too, karpocalypse now.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal nli at Oct 25,2011 12:33pm
to be totally honest, I'm not real impressed with any of the GTA games. I prefer fantasy to realistic shit. and when I played 4, I stopped 20 minutes into it when I was forced to bring my "girlfriend" bowling



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 25,2011 12:33pm
they really are overdue for a new Carmeggedon. that would rule so hard.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 25,2011 12:34pm
Only taking stuff seriously online is serious.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 25,2011 12:36pm
i'd rather see a new Red Dead game...



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Oct 25,2011 12:37pm
surprised it took so long for someone to mention carmageddon.

Only pretending to take stuff seriously online to get you to call me out on it is pretension.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 25,2011 12:40pm
ITT: SRS BIZNIZ



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 25,2011 12:41pm
Only knowing that you pretend to take stuff seriously online is Carmegeddon > all gta games.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Oct 25,2011 12:46pm
hahaha, your redic



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 25,2011 12:54pm
Midtown Madness did it first.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 25,2011 1:04pm
there needs to be a new Road Rash.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 25,2011 1:04pm
YES



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Oct 25,2011 1:09pm
YES



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 25,2011 1:14pm
only spy hunter is...a terrible game



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Oct 25,2011 1:55pm
arktouros said[orig][quote]
only spy hunter is...a terrible game


do an oil slick about it.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard  at Oct 25,2011 2:34pm
hahah I loved spy hunter!



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Oct 25,2011 2:57pm
only turning into a gunboat is real



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 25,2011 3:10pm
I couldn't get into vice city



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Oct 25,2011 3:10pm
narkybark said[orig][quote]
only that game on N64 where all you did was drive a big truck around and blow up buildings is real.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Oct 25,2011 3:12pm
Blessed_Offal said[orig][quote]
narkybark said[orig][quote]
only blast corps is real.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 25,2011 3:21pm



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 25,2011 3:33pm
oh fuck yeah to blast corps and super off road.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Oct 25,2011 3:34pm
i BEAT blast corps back in the day and i remember it having a retarded difficulty curve. crazy feat of gaming? you decide



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 2,2011 4:20pm
looks pretty fuckin schweet

http://devour.com/video/grand-theft-auto-v/



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 2,2011 4:26pm
is the zombie packet downloadable for it yet?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Nov 2,2011 4:27pm
Meh. Too polished and modern. Looks like crap.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 2,2011 4:32pm
this thread is pixelist



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 2,2011 4:35pm
how we would like GTAV

How Aril would like GTAV



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Oct 11,2012 2:34pm



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Oct 11,2012 2:37pm
this whole franchise belongs in the 'overrated' thread, except gta2. Sorry jay ;D



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Oct 11,2012 2:44pm
Vice City was the best, I just hope this is better than IV. If it is, then I'm giddy about it.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Oct 11,2012 2:45pm
I remember I got about twenty minutes into IV and found myself having to take a girl on a date to a bowling alley and I was like NOPE and ended up playing the remade version RE4 instead.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Oct 11,2012 2:48pm
just realized I posted that same thing like a year ago ITT haha



toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Oct 11,2012 2:49pm
GTA sucks, no fantasy/scifi/horror/rpg elements.. no care



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Oct 11,2012 2:52pm
your opinion is OVERRATED



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 10,2012 3:44pm
Spring 2013 release date, and they better put it out for PC.




toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 26,2012 3:58pm
Bumping so that aril can talk shit on another game he hasn't played yet nor ever will play.

Also, attn cher:



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 26,2012 3:59pm
Thanks for telling me which games I have or haven't played.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 26,2012 4:00pm
I didn't, you did!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 26,2012 4:02pm
I have all GTA titles, still play the first 2 more than the others. Overrated games.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 26,2012 4:09pm
So are you gonna buy the next one even though it's an overrated series?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 26,2012 4:11pm
When it's on sale on Steam, yes.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 26,2012 6:55pm
Ladies and gentlemen, for my next trick, I present to you "WIPING MY ASS WITH GTA POSTER"



toggletoggle post by bleh at Dec 26,2012 7:05pm
edgy.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 27,2012 5:10pm
I love how that picture destroyed this thread. GTA pussies.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 27,2012 5:13pm
peh. i'm still rocking the San Andreas campaign without remorse. i just got to the casino in Las Venturas.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 27,2012 5:44pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Ladies and gentlemen, for my next trick, I present to you "WIPING MY ASS WITH GTA POSTER"


Show off.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 27,2012 5:47pm
Needs more Emma Watson



toggletoggle post by Trailer Trash at Sep 17,2013 2:03pm
so who got it? picked it up on my lunch break and have been staring at the box while at work until i can play...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 18,2013 3:05am
I forgot to buy this today.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Sep 18,2013 7:55am
Holding out for PC release, or until willpower vanishes



toggletoggle post by ark at Sep 19,2013 1:15pm
i paid 18 bucks for this shit and it was worth every penny. if you've ever played GTA, it's GTA but with a V.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Sep 19,2013 2:01pm
I see no point to these games other than getting a car and running over as many people as possible.



toggletoggle post by DestroyedAlot was the You at Sep 19,2013 2:47pm
narkybark said[orig][quote]
The point of these games is getting a car and running over as many people as possible.


What's not to get?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 20,2013 3:59pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 21,2013 10:12pm
playing



toggletoggle post by RTTP CLEANUP‘S ROOMATE at Sep 22,2013 3:48am
Bye



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 22,2013 11:15am
This game is amazing



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 22,2013 4:34pm
Played the game with MSD and friends all night on Friday, no missions though. Beating up strangers and spawning yourself in the air to plummet to your demise is way more fun. The way people fall when you hit them is fucking hilarious.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 22,2013 11:47pm
I'm really afraid that my n-word filter is going to be broken by this game.



toggletoggle post by ark at Sep 23,2013 9:09am
well it takes a hell of a left turn after you finish the first heist.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 23,2013 9:10am
I haven't done the first heist yet. I just did the Steve Jobs job. that was a little unexpected. I also banged some Infernus girl and I think she gave me crotch crickets.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Sep 28,2013 11:01pm
PC RELEASE 11/22/13!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 29,2013 4:23am
I did one heist. Game isn't bad though I keep swinging a punch instead of running all the time.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 29,2013 10:28am
I did one heist. Game isn't bad though I keep swinging a punch instead of running all the time.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 30,2013 8:53am
i bought this about 36 hours ago. mind blown.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 30,2013 12:02pm
the two coolest things that have happened so far is that I was killed by a Rottweiler and I climbed a construction crane, jumped off and landed on the hood of a car. blood splattered everywhere and then the car exploded.



toggletoggle post by Somebody that is smart. at Sep 30,2013 12:07pm
Stop playing video games and wasting your life away. Go outside and do something.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 30,2013 1:13pm
BRIAN FAMINE DISAGREES



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 29,2013 9:09am
I just got back into this. did 2 more heists?
I'm waiting to see if you go to break that brad guy out of jail. I'm assuming that you do.

The iFruit app should allow you to play the stock market away from the game.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 29,2013 6:09pm
Now they're rumoring the PC release to be mid-february. Glad I didn't jump the gun and upgrade my old machine just yet.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 29,2013 7:30pm
Finished the game last week but there's still about 30% of gameplay including dumb shit like tennis, yoga, parachuting and finding pieces of a space ship that supposedly can't do anything except sit and be looked at. How exciting. Luckily it's still fun as hell to run around like a lunatic and kill cops.



toggletoggle post by unchain_the_wolves at Dec 30,2013 4:11am
Beat the game a few months ago. It was awesome. TREVOR MOTHERFUCKING PHILLIPS RULES! I think the best part of the game is when you switch over to Trevor and you are following some random fuck on a scooter and Trevor is shouting "SCOOTER BUDDIES!"



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 30,2013 9:08am
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 30,2013 9:42am
this game continues to stun.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 30,2013 10:52am
I dunno what's worse, the fact that you like a CGI Dragon or a new GTA game.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 30,2013 10:54am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 30,2013 11:32am
I'm trying to die spectacularly as much as possible.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 30,2013 12:18pm
that's what i keep doing too. i was informed about the ability to plunge headfirst off of/into anything through a sequence of moves, so i'm doing just that.



toggletoggle post by protip at Dec 30,2013 12:46pm
Scanvanger hunts are fun for parties

Example:

1. Steal a car
2. Kill a nigger
3. jump ramp at airport
4. steal plane
5. buzz the tower




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 30,2013 4:29pm
I did the airport mission. It was weird. Then I stole a plane to get away and tried to land it on the free way. I would have made it if it weren't for that sign.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 30,2013 10:42pm
aril needs more fiber.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 14,2014 9:16am



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 14,2014 1:00pm
has anyone had any issues where the game resets and says there is something wrong with the storage device? it keeps happening on the goddamn yoga level.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Mar 14,2014 1:22pm
Current rumors saying PC version in June 2014



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 14,2014 1:46pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
has anyone had any issues where the game resets and says there is something wrong with the storage device? it keeps happening on the goddamn yoga level.


I had my PS3 do that once last week, but I'm not playing this game anymore.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 14,2014 2:18pm
none of my other games have an issue, just this one.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 14,2014 2:40pm
I think it's the latest update with PS3 update.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 14,2014 2:41pm
I reboot and it's aok so far.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 14,2014 4:17pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Ladies and gentlemen, for my next trick, I present to you "WIPING MY ASS WITH GTA POSTER"


Hahaa wow. Gross.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Apr 17,2015 9:16am



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Aug 14,2015 3:41pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 15,2015 5:57pm
I was talking with a 9-year-old yesterday who beat gtav



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Aug 16,2015 8:45am
Coolest kid in his class



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 16,2015 10:54am
yeah, but then again he is homeschooled.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Sep 2,2015 9:59am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 2,2015 10:32am
neat



toggletoggle post by Huge pussy at Sep 3,2015 7:56am
This game is the puss



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 14,2020 10:20pm
GTA V is free from epic.
Epic Games is offering Grand Theft Auto V: Premium Edition (PC Digital Download) for Free.
Note, must be logged into your Epic account to obtain. This title will require the Epic Launcher to play (free to download)

I tied this to my PS account.



toggletoggle post by susurrate at May 14,2020 10:57pm
easily the best GTA campaign. this game is like watching breaking bad - i wish i could do it all over with no memory of the end because it was a blast.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 15,2020 8:46am
yeah, it was great.



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