WHAT DO YOU DO YOU FUCKING FAG?

you never took the time to even see what many accomplishments i have made in my life.

this is the new "FIGHT HIM OR YOU ARE A PUSSY."

I've decided I'm on team Wren. I used to think he was an annoying newfag. But he's still around he supports all this bullshit music. So if some shit goes down I'll kick a mutha fucka's ass for him.

whoa ho hooo! some funny shit here. i am on the tattooist's side on this one. because i am him. it is sad wren had to alter my letter to try and make me look bad, and it is even sadder to see you guys buy into it. but that is the only way he could get back at me for making him piss his pants in front of all his friends. wren is what you call a metal GEEK! a metal NERD. he struggled for years to learn how to become accepted by the local metal crowd. i as a performer dont care to win any of you over. if you instead hate me, i have done my job well. metal is not a popularity contest and many of you here have forgotten this. this is what you dont know about wren the metal treky nerd and his claim to local fame-first, he made sure to go to all the shows. one day they will notice his care bear looking ass and maybe someone will say hi to him, instead of pour a drink on him for laughs. remember those days wren?! second, wren decides to put together a fake pseudo record label in hopes that desperate bands will come flocking to him. now he's getting somewhere! then the mother of all ideas comes! third, "i will start promoting shows!!!".
well sure enough the geek in wren like in all geeks is packed with book smarts. so he figures out how to do this. but instead of promoting the bands alone, he takes this opportunity to promote his dorky face all over the concert fliers. then he says "i'll name the concerts i promote after me!! then i am sure to win some friends and maybe i can finally get laid!!!" so wren went ahead and called his shows "WRENGASM"! and if that isn't enough he better call his first big show "BOBFEST"! that way all will know it is wren who is the hot shit that some how pulled Deceased into playing his first show. wait till diseased meet this bobble headed dweeb. so now every goody good P.C. poser so called metal head like wren, will lift him into the sky in triumph and carry him proudly down mian street Worcester. a real fags to rich's story. thats the story thus far of wren the metal boob.

Ben vs Wren: SHITS GOIN VIRAL

bengasm?

1) If metal isn't a popularity contest, why are you so focused on being hated and calling that "getting the job done"? If everyone hates you, they're still paying attention to you. If you really adhered to your belief about not caring, you wouldn't have written any of that. Pot calling kettle black.

2) Metal nerd is an oxymoron. Nobody gets into metal without LEARNING about it first. It's not fashion, it's a mindset, and given how difficult to track down a lot of the music is, I'd say anyone who partakes is a nerd.

3) If the letter Wren posted was altered, post the original. Judging by the way you just wrote that post now, I'll bet you're full of horse shit so badly it's oozing out your ears.

4) Book some shows, promote them how you like. Wren puts in the effort to make his shows happen, he or whoever makes the flyers has a right to post his goofy mug all over it if he approves.

5) Skip 1-4 and just kill yourself.

Uhhhhh whatd I miss? Someone is butthurt about Wren? Amazing.

someone did a something about it.

THE WHOLE THING.

officially;accidentally

officidentalplannally

Who badmouths Star Trek? I will fight them myself.

i do. Star Trek SUCKS.

i am not trying to win popularity just by being here and having my say,ass wipe. i just dont like losers altering my words. purposely falsifying the words and thoughts i sent to him. it is all he can do to hurt me. so this is his tactic? unfortunately i dont need a reputation with you people other then a bad one. so you guys are alright in my book. keep it coming!

found a pic of you, ben:

I'll put you in a dumpster for that!

(Unless you mean Voyager because fuck Voyager.)

I have two exceptions.

Wrath of Khan

and

The Next Generation (Series and Movies)

all else is no care evar.

What's wrong with voyager

haters gonna hate.

wren is the most harmless nice dude ever. i couldn't see him doing anything malicious to anyone.

DO NOT RUIN THE GOOD NAME OF LORD MYATT LIKE THAT.. TAKE IT BACK!

Defile the holy name? The sacred visage?!?!?
Take it the fuck back!!!

ok ok fine I'll admit it! I did it all for the nookie!

Cool, you admitted to needing a reputation. What a pussy.

And also, you yet again make a claim your words have been altered, but post no evidence. Double pussy.

Stay dick, bro

screenshot or it never happened

this Ben 10 guy is clearly suffering from a lack of good luck hairs in his drink.

Call someone a NERD and GEEK on a webforum. Claim metal isn't a popularity contest.

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS

only Dodge Ram tattoos are successful.

Good god.

FALSE THAT WAS THE CORPORATE LOGO OF ALL DODGE VEHICLES (EXCEPTING THE VIPER) FROM 1993-2010

I WOULDN'T EXPECT NON-SUCCESSFUL TATTOO SHOP OWNERS TO KNOW THAT FACT

ITT: factsplosions

REVIEW MY SUCCESSFUL TATTOO SHOP ON YELP OR FALSE

TATTOOMB YELP OR GTFO

What a factastrophe.

REVIEWED

I like how this thread is developing...

i'm in tears over this from laughing so hard

HAHA!

HAHAAHAHA!

I'd like to see more reviews from fellow wrenfollowers

We can be like Dumbledore's Army but giant faggots.

I have no idea what this is about. But who picks a fight with Wren?

Fuck you dickhead.

review posted.

that's the wren i know. cock sucker.... to bad his body doesn't look nearly that good. that body would be enough to forgive the face.

STAN DARSH

You're picking such a fierce battle with a guy this harmless, I wonder what you'd do if someone fucked you over or was a serious threat to your world. I bet you would cry like a cowardly cunt and resort to picking on the easy target who you think would never hurt you.

I hope you get raped in the ass with an AIDS-infected cock covered in glass shards.

Dude, you're fighting with a troll.

Do you have some sort of evidence that's not really the guy who's involved in all this?

Nobody in the band Inverticrux is named Ben.

^ noted, challenge accepted

SHIT

For the record, my fake tits would look WAY BETTER then that!

They'd be made out of tribbles.

Just saw this. Seriously dying over it.
Wren-FLOWER tattoo's for all or none.

OUR DETECTIVZ ARE ON TEH CASE!!!!!