Come on Irene,
I swear (well he means) At this moment you mean everything,
With you in that dress my thoughts I confess verge on dirty
Ah come on Irene.

this storm is one one week earlier than last year.

The vengeful hurricane has come to destroy capitalism, it skipped over the ravaged Haiti and is heading straight for the wealthy and exuberant upper east coast, here is to hoping it destroys Wall Street

I'm going to make a pledge to go out and take pictures of this storm if it is bad. For some reason, I haven't gone out and "enjoyed" any of the storms over the past decade. At least not photo-wise. Even the big ice storm I only have like 10 pictures of, but name a shitty band and I have 100's.

When it starts raining men, then there you will be, holding your camera.

Should I risk flying into boston on Sunday morning? Rocked like hurricane?

you might be looking at a delay bro

"Camera"

"soul reaver"

and the weather service has warned us to brace ourselves for the onslaught of Hurricane Irene. And if you think naming a destructive storm after a woman is sexist, you obviously have never seen the gals grabbing for items at a clearance sale.

it's true, but he shouldn't say it.

This man is right, I have clawed a bitch for some Miu Miu at a trunk sale.

Actually, they used to name all hurricanes after women because they were fickkle and impossible to predict.

can't argue with science.

The National Guard is on alert. Most likely will be activated.

I have a 2pm meeting in NYC on Monday. Gay.

fuckin bummed, planned on going to see Sheer Terror in NYC Sunday, no word whether its been canceled

Simpsons reference FAIL

http://devour.com/video/hurricane-irene-from-space/

This storm ain't shit. I grew up in Florida.

Only Hurricane Andrew is real.

haha that's what my boss is saying. he lived through Andrew, Hugo, Katrina, Floyd and a few others.

Hurricane Bob is last crazy one i remember around here. That was what... 91 or 92 I think?

91.

He was in all those storms? Because none of those hit the same area.

THAT GUY'S A PHONY

A BIG FAT PHOOONY.

Hugo was real but that hit SC.. Katrina brought some.heavy rain where I lived but not much else

You should see all the brainless idiots stocking up on shit from whole foods. LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM

im at whole foods too, weve never sold this much ice cream ever.

I plan to get groceries after I finish drinking at a 24 hour stop and shop. There's my epic hurricane preparedness.

that sounds AWESOME.

bummy, I guess I don't get to die in a hurricane on the George Washington bridge.

only playing a show in the eye of a hurricane is real

I was scheduled to be home from Portland on Sunday morning. Current estimate on arrival home from JetBlue is September 3rd.

COOL STORY BROSEPH

I'm supposed to get on a bus tomorrow in Montreal at 10am and arrive in Boston at 4pm. I wonder if this is still happening haha.

Just take this bus and you'll be fine.

I tried. It wad already filled. If I get to Boston and the T is shut down I'm hoofin' it 3 miles to Brookline from Copley. Operation find a poncho in Montreal is now in full effect.

Next time use logic to solve the problem.

lol wut

I'm not worried at all about the hurricane, but I'm pissed that the one Sox game I decided to go to this year got moved from tomorrow to today, causing me to take an unpaid day off from work, which in turn pissed off my managers so I'm sure I'll be getting the shittiest shifts for a while. And of course, the game that was moved to this afternoon is going to be postponed until September 29th. Fuck you, Irene.

Does anyone else have their mind in the gutter when looking at this pic? Phallic hurricane path is phallic.

It sounds like they're wrapping up Game 1 and are going to try to play Game 2.

And they're also letting Game 2 ticket holders in to catch the end of Game 1.

*at 5:35.

No.

Ha ha!

STUUUUUCK

I'm in New Mexico right now and bestow this message upon you all:

ha ha
ha ha ha
heh heh heh heh ha ha ha

Haha

it looks pretty serious...

I think I have found the source of the problem.



I present to you, the Sneezooka!

ALL MBTA SERVICES SUSPENDED EFFECTIVE 8AM SUNDAY, AUGUST 28TH

The Weather Channel has their own "Hurricane Irene" video intro and music. Ha!

this will be a disappointment...just like me.

Hurricane didn't fuck up my plans too badly afterall yesterday, so I'm content.

Downgraded to a tropical storm. What a waste of a natural disaster.

Mai tais.

The amount of trees going down in my woods kinda sounds like a gunfight.

Still enough bullshit though to force me into work. F the BS.

Holy shit load of idiots driving around the beach.

Channel 7 was just showing morons swimming in the ocean and talking about the different ways they could be killed.

Obama can't even create a hurricane right.

My plan was to drink enough beer to be weighed down and safe from winds. Accoplishh

Both of my cars got crushed by a tree in this storm. One has comprehensive and glass so I'll probably get half the value. The other, it's just fucked

I just spent 3 hours cleaning up my yard and bringing everything into the woods. It's a fucking shitstorm in there. 3 200 pound branches in my yard plus another few hundred pounds of leaves and smaller branches. I would say 1 out of every 30 trees in my woods went down. Apparently it was actually a noteworthy storm.

i love living in the city. we haz no trees.

We got a ton of rain, but next to no wind. Storm was kinda fag.

ya this storm def took dicks in the butthole.

this storm was definitely not tight b-hole

I love living outside the city. We haz no crackheads. Or panhandlers. Or traffic. Or Toms.

totally loose butthole.

There was one specific gust that we get which I am pretty sure was responsible for all the damage. Shook the house then I heard like 10 trees/big branches go down. Other than that it was pretty loose sludgepot.

pfft this storm was nothing

Very little rain here. Lots of wind, but I live in a brick building. Kinda boring really.

i was one of a handful of people who didn't lose power in my town. some wind, lots of rain, overall a weiner of a storm.

yea same here. somerville was spared.

Everything is fine in Worcester, but my power is still out. What gives?

I had to get ready for work in candlelight and take a freezing cold shower this morning. All the food in my fridge is rotten by now. I definitely don't feel like dealing with this crap another day.

I'll be in Vermont in a couple days... hear that state got destroyed.

VT is destroyed, my friend said her power is expected to be out for 10 days and in three days the town's water is getting shut off.

Irene caused flooding all over I-90 in upstate NY, shut down the highway from Utica to Schenectady. I left Syracuse at 1030 Monday morning and just got home 10 minutes ago. Fuck everything.

Thanks for the ultimate cockblock Irene.

by my apartment when storm hit...so i mean as much as it didn't do, it did bro.

lost a wicked big tree next to my place, at least 100 feet tall. need a rather large chain saw, log splitter and stump grinder to get this job done. anyone who needs wood get at me, i'll put you to work!
more than half of uxbridge is without power along with dozens of towns in blackstone valley and northern RI.

There is a car across the street from my house that is now in the shape of the letter "V".

Just got power back today.

We lost all our covered bridges.

weird that they survive for 100's of years only to come down now.

We Vermonters aren't known for our architectural engineers. We do, however, have enough food an ammo to survive a zombie hurricane unscathed.

Still no fucking power. This blows.

Everyone kept talking about how bad Vermont got hit. I went from Brattleboro up to Swanton and St. Albans today and haven't seen a single problem so far. What's the deal?

drive on a back road about it.

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