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returntothepit >> discuss >> Dumbass from Shitty Vampire Band Learns He Cannot Fly by FuckIsMySignature on Jun 20,2011 1:49pm

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 20,2011 1:49pm

"Vocalist Andy Biersack of Los Angeles theatrical rockers BLACK VEIL BRIDES broke three ribs this past Saturday, June 18 after trying to jump onto a stage from a 15-foot balcony during the band's concert at Hot Topic in Hollywood, California. "

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermo...aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=159648

bennyhillifier

LOL FAIL.

post by Kevord

at Jun 20,2011 1:51pm

Ryan Dunn should have gave him a ride home from the hospital.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 20,2011 1:52pm

dun dun DUNNNN!!

post by narkybark

at Jun 20,2011 1:58pm

That wasn't even a jump, was he trying to glide across the air currents to make that leap?

Also, at first I was glad the video didn't have sound, but then I wanted to hear the slump to the floor and the awkward silence after. I also wanted to see how long the band kept playing.

post by CurlyRed at Jun 20,2011 1:58pm

All I can think of is Motley Crue shout at the devil...:P

post by goatcatalyst

at Jun 20,2011 2:00pm

Too bad he didn't puncture any vital organs.

post by narkybark

at Jun 20,2011 2:01pm

Oh, never mind, the other video does have (bad) sound. The band keeps playing, no one notices, ho hum

Also, 1985 called, they want their image back

post by Sacreligion at Jun 20,2011 2:06pm

Well it looks like this guy hasn't yet...

*Puts on sunglasses*

...earned his red wings.

YEEEAAAAAAAA

post by Alexecutioner at Jun 20,2011 2:06pm

goatcatalyst said	[orig][quote]
Too bad he didn't puncture any vital remains.

post by timma at Jun 20,2011 2:09pm

Wow. It's like he was trying to Lui Kang bicycle kick his way back to the stage. What a dumbass.

post by the_reverend

at Jun 20,2011 2:15pm

I hope he didn't break a heel too.

post by Alexecutioner at Jun 20,2011 2:17pm

THE WRONG KID DIED. Ryan Dunn should have traded places with this fag

post by the_reverend

at Jun 20,2011 2:19pm

I heard ryan dunn was being a good samaritan, driving this guy to the hospital at 110mph when he died.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 20,2011 2:20pm

Kevord said	[orig][quote]
Ryan Dunn should have gave him a ride home from the hospital.

post by Sacreligion at Jun 20,2011 2:21pm

Alexecutioner said	[orig][quote]
THE WRONG KID DIED. Ryan Dunn should have traded places with this fag

I guess I didn't realize until just this moment how easy it is to accidentally cut someone in half.

post by Alexecutioner at Jun 20,2011 2:45pm

Sacreligion said

[orig][quote]

Alexecutioner said	[orig][quote]
THE WRONG KID DIED. Ryan Dunn should have traded places with this fag

I guess I didn't realize until just this moment how easy it is to accidentally cut someone in half.

needs more digery doos, FIFTY THOUSAND DIGERY DOOS. and i need more goat in the mix!

post by largefreakatzero at Jun 20,2011 2:50pm

Though I completely support the fact that this turd was seriously injured, would have been better if:

A. He landed on his gay head
B. He was raped repeatedly while kivvying in pain
C. Ryan Dunn ran him over at 110mph
D. Profit???

post by narkybark

at Jun 20,2011 2:53pm

E. The Macho Man Randy Savage gives him the People's Elbow from that balcony

post by largefreakatzero at Jun 20,2011 2:59pm

narkybark said	[orig][quote]
E. The Macho Man Randy Savage (in zombie form) gives him the People's Elbow from that balcony

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 20,2011 3:01pm edited Jun 20,2011 3:01pm

F. Zombie Seth Putnam Writes a song about Accidents being Gay

post by Alx_Casket

at Jun 20,2011 3:04pm

George Carlin gives a shpiel on the corruption and absurdity of vampire radikult.

post by Yeti at Jun 20,2011 3:24pm

G. Peter Steele rapes him and eats his bones.

post by Sacreligion at Jun 20,2011 4:04pm

post by douchebag_patrol at Jun 21,2011 10:06pm

post by ShadowSD

at Jun 22,2011 9:13am

Burn down burn down the Hot Topic...

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