I see it all the time. some times they flush a second time... wtf is wrong with people?

people want to feel like they're at Water Country....what's wrong with that?

I live under 5 minutes from that place and have never been. mostly cause I know people who used to break in there at night and shit at the top of the slides.

the urinals at Oasis might be the worst smelling things i have ever encountered. peeing into the water unleashes a ghastly stench.

I've always wondered the same thing. But I've also seen dudes pull their pants to their ankles at urinals (while still partially wearing underwear) and piss. Strange people, these guys.

Courtesy flush for pee? Does not compute.

Some people have a "shy bladder," can't start pissing unless they can hear water.
Other people are terribly self-conscious about the sound of their piss/shit. I know I am, but hey, I'm taking a piss - Not going to mask it. Others do.
Guys who drop trou are Hatebreed fans.

Because UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I HAVE A HEART GOD DAMMIT.

I don't think that is it cause they usually wait to flush the first time until 1/2 way through their piss. Also, I'm shitting as I type this and the person beside me shit, flushed, wiped, flushed. Wtf is wrong with people?

Sorry, I should say...
Shit, flush, wipe, flush, stand up and wipe, flush. Fucking people.

This.

lol i do this instinctively for some reason. i really have no idea why.

...............or maybe they had asparagus for dinner and don't want anyone to smell their smelly peepee

i like to have a race between my piss and the water going down the drain. always lose :(

I flush twice at the urinal only if I'm shitting.

quote of the day

now this is the quote of the day

i take all my clothes off at urinals

My guts are all fucked up so I shit a lot. I notice this happen more often than not. There's a lot of people who will come in, wash their hands (or whatever at the sink) then shit, then go to the urinal to piss. It's awful.

The other stupid fucking thing is douchebags who moan or grunt while they shit or piss. Shut the fuck up. Also, when brodudes spit into the toilet/urinal while they piss.

Honestlyt, its a jail thing. Your cellmate doesn't wanna stink up the cell, I've seen people get their asses beat for it.

One of my old school friends used to yell like an angry klingon when he was in a stall. It was the most hilarious thing to me.

ya know what I'm yelling when I'm taking a shit in a public place?








KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

It's actually a glory hole mating call. If you flush mid-piss and then the other guy flushes mid-piss, you can confidently retreat to the sensual confines of the stall

hahahaha this infuriates me. taking a shit is coveted to me, and i try to enjoy it with as much peace as i can. don't sit next to me and give a grunt narrative to the process. if you need to groan and grunt then you need some serious fiber intake. the worst is in a bathroom with no music, there is no silence more deafening.

whenever i'm in the bathroom with one other person, i rip a fart at the urinal and judge the other guy's reaction.

I bring in a can of sloppy joe sauce with me, make a loud grunt and then just spatter it on the floor in that space between the stalls

that sounds rational

you're rational

TIME IS MONEY

It may have something to do with splashback. I for one enjoy sprinkling my pants with piss.

This dude in the stall next to me at work is breathing like he's giving birth right now

i think you're on to something, wearing shorts at a urinal is not always the dryest of experiences

for some reason that reminds me of the Cosby show episode where Cliff is having a nightmare about giving birth to a 6 foot submarie sandwich.

ya gotta get the angle right. I Believe it's 27.5 degrees off the axis of your dick.