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returntothepit >> discuss >> LOL @ Craigslist 2 - how am i just seeing this now? by DestroyYouAlot on Mar 9,2011 1:18pm
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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 9,2011 1:18pm
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/tlg/2209349130.html

Best black metal band ever needs drummer (Allston)

Date: 2011-02-11, 2:39PM EST
Reply to: gigs-99nkt-2209349130@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

The framework of the album is done...I just need players who can season the songs and then record the full length...after that we'll hit the road for touring coming up early this summer. Please let me know if interested...I can sed you the framework scratch tracks to check out. Super badass shit ready to go. Should be able to listen to tracks and learn them. Flexible practice days. We also like to party so don't show up fuckin whinning...smoke the bong and drink a beer or go home.


These guys sound like they need the Cheddarsmooth touch.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 9,2011 1:22pm
They'd be better if they were balck metal.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 9,2011 1:26pm
"don't show up fuckin whinning"

only show up WINNING.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 9,2011 1:28pm
this thread is pure winning



toggletoggle post by timma at Mar 9,2011 1:30pm
I didn't know black metal was capable of being "super badass shit"



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 9,2011 1:30pm
CRUCIAL BLACK METAL KEGGER, BRING BROS



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Mar 9,2011 1:33pm
E-mail sent.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Mar 9,2011 1:35pm
fuck you josh, i want to drink his bong, i want put my seasonings in his songs.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Mar 9,2011 1:42pm
there is room in his mail box for more email. i'd hurry if i was you. you dont wanna miss out on a chance to play for the best BM band ever. do you?



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Mar 9,2011 1:58pm
Best car ever needs engine and transmission. Excellent tailpipe.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 9,2011 3:09pm
I'll send him an email later.



toggletoggle post by Ha, Try Hard at Mar 9,2011 3:18pm
sounds like Alex C just started a new band



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Mar 9,2011 3:18pm
You know, this is almost as bad as the post I saw some kid put up once. He said he was looking for a band, not to play in, but to write the songs he had written in his head. He admitted to not having any musical talent, but claimed to have a full lengths worth of songs written in his head, and just needed to find a band that would play them while he "teaches" them the songs.



toggletoggle post by fixed at Mar 9,2011 3:20pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
They'd be better if they were Frontier.





toggletoggle post by Mutis  at Mar 9,2011 3:24pm
Gaiz, stop making fun of my new band. It's serious stuff. Black metal ist bro or GTFO.



toggletoggle post by pryoryofsyn  at Mar 9,2011 3:38pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
"don't show up fuckin whinning"

only show up WINNING.


wörd!



toggletoggle post by Garth Algar at Mar 9,2011 4:02pm
Cheddarsmooth II: Total Recarl



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 9,2011 4:44pm
Chedd Harder.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 9,2011 4:57pm
Garth%20Algar said[orig][quote]
Cheddarsmooth II: Total Recarl
hahaha



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Mar 11,2011 6:20pm
http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/muc/2259170395.html

Pissed Off Music

Date: 2011-03-11, 2:00AM EST
Reply to: comm-vaztj-2259170395@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I'm a vocalist and I want to write lyrics about all the corruption and all the hate and genocide happening in the world today.

Angry music, Metal, Punk, Alternative, whatever. Please be ages 17-27.

Hit me up, Cell: 508-208-4768

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2259170395



toggletoggle post by nekronaut  at Mar 11,2011 6:26pm
SEE ALSO:


Angry Music with a Positive Message (South Shore)

Date: 2011-03-09, 10:27PM EST
Reply to: comm-cfwfx-2257108487@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I want to start a band that does aggressive music but with a positive message. I'm sick of hearing about kid's killing themselves and I'm sick of hearing about riots and political corruption. If you guys provide the music I'll do lyrics about how messed up things are.

I do vocals. Hardcore, Metal, Alternative whatever, let's just get a message across. Looking for musicians ages 17-28.

My cell number: 508-208-4768

Location: South Shore
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2257108487



toggletoggle post by dunwichnli at Mar 11,2011 9:50pm
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
You know, this is almost as bad as the post I saw some kid put up once. He said he was looking for a band, not to play in, but to write the songs he had written in his head. He admitted to not having any musical talent, but claimed to have a full lengths worth of songs written in his head, and just needed to find a band that would play them while he "teaches" them the songs.


Isn't that how Beefheart wrote Trout Mask Replica?



toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at Mar 11,2011 11:45pm
I want to start an alternative whatever band thats not about aliens but it is about extra terrestrials



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Mar 12,2011 2:33am
http://providence.craigslist.org/muc/2216237443.html

Unique band(death/black metal/classic rock/blues/jazz/funk seeks drums
Date: 2011-02-15, 3:37PM EST
Reply to: comm-pwhsa-2216237443@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

A new band that blends extreme metal styles seamlessly with classic rock and metal such as Black Sabbath, Zeppelin and Pink Floyd is recruiting a capable drummer. We need someone who has death metal speed/chops, but is into more mellow and groove-oriented stuff as well. We don't have any demos online, but I assure you there is no one else around who sounds like us. Picture Cannibal Corpse and Mayhem mixed with Jefferson Airplane and Black Sabbath. Hit me up if this interests you.

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 2216237443




toggletoggle post by hauptpflucker   at Mar 12,2011 5:59am
Fucked with a white rabbit!



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Mar 12,2011 8:56am
Metal loving juggalos only need apply.

Hai guys are you a juggalo that luvz teh brootal slams? I'm looking to start an ICP METAL cover band. It will kind of be like the newer era Vanilla Ice metal crossover sound mixed with Emmure and Godsmack to keep it real and heavy.

I'm a vocalist and I already know all the words and have practiced screaming them in my most brootal voice. Totally ready to do this shit. All I need is 2 guitarist, a bassist, a drummer, a keyboard player, a dj, 3 female backup singers and someone to help me spray faygo on the crowd and get them all hyped up n shit. Also it would rule if you had a practice space and a PA system.



toggletoggle post by foreskin Asphyxiator at Mar 12,2011 10:08am
Garth%20Algar said[orig][quote]
Algarsmooth II: Total ReGarth



toggletoggle post by Liz_Miervaldis at Mar 14,2011 10:08pm
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/muc/2259421362.html

Death Metal Singer Seeks Band (Waltham/MetroWest/Boston/MASS)

Date: 2011-03-11, 9:53AM EST
Reply to: comm-bnzxe-2259421362@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

GO HERE myspace.com/mercenaryforever
Listen to DEATH METAL VOCAL SAMPLER
I am 23 in Waltham seeking ALREADY ESTABLISHED METAL BAND
The heavier the better. (Have played shows with Drowning Pool, Mushroomhead, DevilDriver)
Looking for a band with a sound compareable to Lamb of God, DevilDriver, White Chapel, Decapitated, Job for a Cowboy etc etc.
I have a good PA, car, and career. Reliable, easy to work with and dedicated. Not looking to be in the basement forever.
Below is a list of some of the covers my old band did, just for your references.

*means songs i feel are my strongest

Pantera
*Walk
Cowboys from Hell

Lamb of God
*Redneck

Toadies
*Possum Kingdom

Godsmack
*Straight Outta Line

White Zombie
*Thunderkiss 65

Michael Jackson
*Thriller

Filter
Nice Shot

Alice in Chains
Them Bones

Metallica
Four Horsemen

Soundgarden
Outshined

Taproot
Poem

Buckcherry
*Crazy Bitch

Aerosmith
Angel

EMAIL me with a band link

Randy

* Location: Waltham/MetroWest/Boston/MASS
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 2259421362



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 14,2011 10:14pm
possum kingdom is the most brutal song ever written.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 14,2011 10:15pm
dunwichnli said[orig][quote]
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
You know, this is almost as bad as the post I saw some kid put up once. He said he was looking for a band, not to play in, but to write the songs he had written in his head. He admitted to not having any musical talent, but claimed to have a full lengths worth of songs written in his head, and just needed to find a band that would play them while he "teaches" them the songs.


Isn't that how Beefheart wrote Trout Mask Replica?
except beefheart could at least sing. it sounds like the person in that ad wasn't going to perform anything, not even vocals.



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