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Only taking shits at work while you are on the clock is real.
by
Alexecutioner
on Mar 8,2011 1:26pm
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post by
Alexecutioner
at Mar 8,2011 1:26pm
punched out for my lunch right now, holding it till i punch back in then off to the shitter
post by
Yeti
at Mar 8,2011 1:26pm
i dropped an epic fartshit this morning on company time.
post by
Mutis
at Mar 8,2011 1:27pm
It's best when you have some sweet iphone games. I feel bad for the shmucks on salary.
post by Slag NLI at Mar 8,2011 1:28pm
I'm performing some epic spray fart art right now as I type this.
post by
Alexecutioner
at Mar 8,2011 2:02pm
i dont think i've ever looked forward to punching in to work this much haha, i gotta shit so bad
post by
FuckIsMySignature
at Mar 8,2011 2:05pm
i'm currently clenching a log for maximum worktime fresh-release.
post by
FuckIsMySignature
at Mar 8,2011 2:06pm
Alexecutioner said
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i dont think i've ever looked forward to punching in to work this much haha, i gotta shit so bad
SHIT NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR FECES
post by
Alexecutioner
at Mar 8,2011 2:06pm
haha, FOUR MINUTES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
post by
hauptpflucker
at Mar 8,2011 2:07pm
I think this may be a repost...
post by
FuckIsMySignature
at Mar 8,2011 2:07pm
there is no god within these walls sir.
post by
Alexecutioner
at Mar 8,2011 2:08pm
FuckIsMySignature said
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there is no god within these walls sir.
no, just feces
post by
Alexecutioner
at Mar 8,2011 2:11pm
TIME TO GO SHIT
post by
Alx_Casket
at Mar 8,2011 2:12pm
GOD HAS NO PLACE
WITHIN THESE WHAAAALES
post by
Yeti
at Mar 8,2011 3:21pm
post by ark at Mar 8,2011 4:10pm
about to put something in writing, brb
post by RustyPS should be working at Mar 8,2011 4:19pm
just took one on the clock...big one too lol
post by
Alx_Casket
at Apr 13,2011 2:46pm
I was in the shitter playing sudoku for so long that both legs fell asleep. Achievement unlocked?
post by
the_reverend
at Apr 13,2011 3:54pm
I was just thinking about this.
post by
Alx_Casket
at Apr 13,2011 4:02pm
hivemind masher
post by
the_reverend
at Apr 13,2011 4:38pm
warm fuzzies.
post by
FuckIsMySignature
at Apr 13,2011 4:41pm
my head is taking a giant shit at work today.
post by
sixstringcarnage
at Apr 13,2011 4:42pm
Boss told me I might need to get myself checked out. For taking a 20 min longer.
post by
Alx_Casket
at Apr 13,2011 4:44pm
My boss sometimes asks if I'm feeling alright after I come back from the toilet. = one of life's silent victories
post by
sixstringcarnage
at Apr 13,2011 4:44pm
Boom goes the dynamite
post by
arktouros
at Apr 13,2011 4:49pm
GUYS I AM ABOUT TO DROP MY SECOND ONE TODAY
post by
sixstringcarnage
at Apr 13,2011 4:51pm
Dispensable shit ticket belt is a new idea for those 3 a day shit leavers
post by
Yeti
at Apr 14,2011 7:44am
i'm about to drop something pre-Cambrian.
post by
xgodzillax
at Apr 14,2011 9:29am
Currently shitting while being paid.
post by
the_reverend
at Apr 14,2011 9:58am
I like the cut of your jib
post by
Yeti
at Apr 14,2011 10:41am
rice and beans for dinner = relieving effortless shit
post by
nekronaut
at Aug 16,2011 10:52am
Only clocking in and then going downstairs to lock yourself in the bathroom for ten minutes before the store opens to check rttp and shit is real.
post by
AndrewBastard
at Aug 16,2011 10:53am
i went to the post office and mailed out a bunch of shit then got lunch the other day all while clocked in...took about 1:45
my co-worker does it all the time so FUCK IT
post by
Samantha
at Aug 16,2011 12:15pm
Yeti said
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ITT: Peter Steele's hairy butt.
post by RustyPS should be working at Aug 16,2011 12:16pm
just took a dump on the clock.....aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
post by bloblovesmusic at Aug 16,2011 12:20pm
About to take a dump too
post by
Alx_Casket
at Aug 16,2011 12:51pm
laying dumps all over the nation
post by BSV at Aug 16,2011 7:06pm
only driving 5 miles to the nearest dunkin or hauling ass in a bobcat to the nearest porta john is real!
post by
Boozegood
at Aug 21,2011 11:37am
Carry your shit in a bag to a fire about it.
post by Lamp nli at Aug 21,2011 1:10pm
Fill a Gatorade bottle with urine while driving a big rig or Radikult
post by
autofellatio
at Aug 23,2011 8:35pm
I love shitting while on the clock at work, and its not because I like milking the clock as much as it is that I like the idea of me being a professional shitter.
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