I've been trying really hard to bang this chick since 5th grade
And even though I'm 24 I would still fuck the 15 year old her now
but anyways...

I'm supposed to go hang out with her in providence and recently discovered her sister got fat
and im worried that she could be a fatty too
and now I dont know what the fuck to do. do i drive to providence and potentially get the best handjob of my life?
or is my risk all for nothing and I show up and she's a sea cow

I saw a pic of her from last november and she was unfuckably big
since I only bang hot anorexic sized porn stars

but then i saw one of her from xmas and she was looking pretty okay

im like maybe if I put a good smashing on her for the next 2 months she'll be fine as hell come swim suit season
but that's possibly (and quite litterally) a hefty investment



Im supposed to go there either thursday or friday this week.


I've wanted to fuck this girl my whole life and now i definately have the chance, but I fear it may be too late for good to prevail




Is there anything going on in providence thursday or friday if I go to her house and dip the fuck out of there?

and also, AIDs.

This thread is useless without pics

Also, bang the shit out of her. Fat girls are the greatest.

just 'cum' it.

im not much of a fatty fan

sharpie in pooper

fat girls get fatter. fuck once for the novelty and then bounce.

fix'd

Guys who don't touch fat girls are pansies. The only reason to bail is if she emits an odor so foul it would make a New York City garbage strike in August seem tame by comparison.

Pretend your penis is one of your Crate Shockwave Heads and turn it up to 11 and you will find the answer you're looking for.

gotta love the shockwaves.

My advice doesn't make any sense. But it won't hurt to go and check it out. Practice with a jar of mayonnaise like the reverend does.

Mayonnaise is too damaging to the environment for the reverend to endorse.

Not in providence, but you can dip out of there for a 45 minute ride on 146N to check out composted, Skaffism, and WhoreKorps

Will there be fat girls there?

Fat girls are the best.
Fat girls ARE the best.
Fat girls are THE BEST.

Theres a show at As220 (idestroyer and tinsel tits) on friday, fuck her then go there and score another fatso or hipster bitch and get drunk.

Hey, look at it this way, this may be your first chance to touch actual big boobs instead of the fakees.

Girls change in appearance, sometimes drastically over time. I remember this one girl years ago who was hot but then she cut her hair kind of short and that killed it. Consequently, I'd consider a short-haired picture an actual red flag, because a woman's breasts certainly don't grow when she cuts her hair; if she's got the same look in the face, hair, and eyes plus bigger boobs, and you've been wanting this girl for over a decade, you'll probably regret it if you pass up the chance over just few pounds.

Fat girls are good in bed. They compensate for their insecurity by fucking everyone and are therefore usually experienced annnnd kinky. If shes so large you\'re embarrased just dont share those details with your friends, but don\'t pass up an opportunity for an almost guaranteed night of frealy chubby sex.

just do it... faggot

nice thunt.

thigh pie.

Answer depends on where the fat went. If her stomach sticks out farther than her boobs, then bail.

Put in fat bum, cum in fat bum.

you sir, are a shallow douche-nugget!


(i wouldn't dyke it out with a fat chick either)

get on that! they can take a brutal banging, obscene spanking and will pretty much do anything you make them do. plus they love to make breakfast and usually have tons of awesome food and beer.

Josh I miss your antics.

I go to the gym and work out so I'm not a fat ass. Fat should be in the boobs.
Fat increases
1) chance for health complications
2) general pains
Being in shape fixes all this.
bottom line, don't be fat.

i have banged fat chicks and i have banged really hot chicks.

fatties are ok just to get off. it's nothing i look forward to. also i dont get much pleasure touching a girl in not attracted to. just toss it in them go thru the motions bust a nut and move on.

a hot girl im attracted to is much more fun just cause i actually like eating them out and touching them.

i think performance is spread out equally between the 2. there are skinnies and fatties that are blowjob machines. there are some fatties and skinnies who give terrible head and just can't fuck the biggest difference is when you get a boring skinny girl you can still toss her around and choke slam her and shit so it will be fun regardless.

and when i say fatties i mean fat girls not these slighty chubby chicks with a confidence problem. also im always hammered when it's time to rock a fattie. can't stomach that shit sober.

also i live in providence. girls here pretty much suck in general from what i gather. odds are if she was cool back in the day she is a faggot hipster now. skinny or hot she will most likely be retarded. pound her anally then go back to mass.

JHY science.

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i like curvy girls, but too much belly and i aint having it

also, if she is chubby and has tiny tits wtf gtfo bitch

Only fat chicks are real.

Only judging women by personalities and not looks is real. Chivalry is still alive gentlemen. Just ask Grant.

Pink guitars and fat girls are the most amazing things ever.

yeah, that lasts about 6-8 months, then they're just a fatty with a mustache

GOTTA LIVE THE DREAM, GOOD SIR BRAD!

Oh my

bennyhillifier

Hey, a hot chick. Finally, the pikeys on RTTP does something right bro.

Nicc, take the gamble. Goto Providence. If she looks like john goodman walk the fuck out and goto Regal Reptiles.

for real, if you've been wanting to stick her for years, you have to at least check her out.

/THREAD this made me laugh so hard.

wasnt there a "Louie" episode about this exact same thing? he def ended up bangin her out too if i remember right.

haha, best

That he did. "Whip it out."

Take her to go see the remake of the Godfather.

if you dont fuck her soon..this guy will

lived and learned my man!!

I'd totally molest that sweetie after plowing my girlfriend. Posting this on the internet was a bad idea.

hahaha

thread provides excuse to post this

http://www.break.com/index/fat_girls_gone_wild.html

Like there needs to be an excuse.

Quoted for truth. A very thick girl who at the same time has small breasts is just weird looking and unappealing.

It's the same feeling as if someone were to get a classic 60's sports car and there ended up being a four-cylinder Volvo engine under the hood. Very offensive.

Although, to follow the girl/car metaphor, I also think a Volvo car with an obviously phony but souped-up sounding engine would be even more offensive. Your mileage may vary.

Good thread, would LOL again.

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Tyranny!

shit was so cash

you could try not being a shallow prick, for starters.

or be equally shallow but for fat chicks.

touche

no fat chicks

More fat chicks for me

Good day, this thread.

that last one is fat but doesn't have tits. DO NOT WANT

Best thread of all time. Wow, this is amazing!!!! I lol'ed for like 20 minutes.

Good lord do I love me some fatties

I had the same GTFO face the whole time I scrolled down.

That girl posted at 4:15... the back of her thigh is as wide and long and looks like a partially inflated air mattress. I can almost see the large litter of kittens taking cozy refuge on her vast waves of cellulite glory.

This fucking thread is dedicated to one who has outlasted you all, one who is elite, this thread goes out to Kanwulf of fucking Nargaroth.

I see some runes...

ATTN: ANTIFA

Hell, she probably doesn't take up much more than 280 l(e)b(ensraum)s... Either way, I would waste no time in occupying her bountiful Rhineland!

I'd definitely putsch it in that Valkyrie and give her a night with my long knife.

Also wouldn't mind feeling up her kristallknockers

oh the irony of those pictures being hosted on tinypic.com

he's so excited he can't link properly.

CAUGHT

lulz

in the butt

Bobnomaamrooney, what is it like to have sex with a huge woman like that? Do you have to lift up flab to find the vagina? I mean, I've always wondered that. I'm not attracted to women like that in any way.
To each their own, but they do absolutely nothing for me. I'm glad there's people like you that are attracted to them, though.

I can answer this

Yes, flab must be lifted to get penetration into the vaj. It's huge too.

I dated an Italian, so it was mad hairy. I often wonder what the fuck i was thinking, i didn't even do a lot of drugs when I started dating her. She had a cool personality, for a little while, then she was just that fatty with a shitty attitude.

Blowjobs were good and plentiful, not mindblowing like rumors would lead you to believe, but then again, I only have experience with the one sumo chick.

Lifting is involved depending on how big the girl is and how big her ass or belly is. Honestly that's a bonus.

clearly....

Grand Buffet in Nashua. Chock full of centaurs.

tHIS IS NOW A BBW CENTAUR THREAD

More chicks with asses so big they look like centaurs, less shitty deviantart dumps.

THE ONLY THREAD OF VALUE IN RTTPS ENTIRE EXISTENCE.

RTTP still loves fat girls.

YES!!

Let me guess... She swallowed?

So did the OP ever raw dawg this fatty or what???

interior decorating: you're doing it right.

On my dong's playlist tonight.

We love fat chicks here! We try to keep ourselves surrounded with them at all times to scare away the handful of people who actually come to our shows to see us rather than the headliner we paid to play with....

Pick a fold and fuck it!

What delightful parcels of porcine pleasure!

Some fat girls are nice. Some are miserable cunts. Same for skinny girls. A fat chick with a miserable cunt look on her face will suck your dick in no time. 6 months later when you have a girlfriend the fat bitch will be a clingy psycho and try to fight your girlfriend.