http://www.holladaddy.com

My Grandmother's Eyes:
http://www.holladaddy.com/?p=388

Sodadog Avenue:
http://www.holladaddy.com/?p=397

Wuts Yo Numba?:
http://www.holladaddy.com/?p=392

YoungMoney:
http://www.holladaddy.com/?p=402

California:
http://www.holladaddy.com/?p=405

YES.

the cali and the grandmother ones were the best and was that one dood really wearing a shirt that says "We Catch Crabs" wtf

Holla

haha I guess so. I didn't even notice.

"Sometimes I get so silly that I expose myself to children in the cancer ward at the hospital. Then I shit in my hands and rub it into my grandmother’s eyes." hahahah

"I hope you make money better than you talk, because you sound like a fucking retard." hahahahahah

Faggot Daddy is my favorite insult. I dream of one day saying it to a guy whose son just came out.

''You're a faggot daddy.''
''I HAVE NO SON!!" ::cue uncontrollable sobbing::

..also thank you and the image you posted on fbook earlier today ruled

Total win for ''deep dicking'' and ''syphillis pictures''

LOL @ "Wuts yo numba"

THANK YOU BASED MSD

Oh yeah, I should post that here. haha...

this shit never gets old! good job dude.

Me:
You write music about your AIM screen name? I hope you did a lot of market research to figure out if that’s profitable or not. I’ve imagined you’ve invested quite a bit of resources into a business venture such as this. You’ll want to make sure you get a substantial ROI.

Him:
do u have aim

"

..Oh word. We should meet up and beat each other’s genitals with ballpeen hammers."

Hahaha her reaction was priceless and your response to her was even better.

no clown piss?

haha "whats yo number" reminds me of the simpsons episode where they are trying to recruit homer for that brainwash camp

Jane: A new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet, Blisstonia.
Homer Simpson: [gets given a leaflet] Hmm. Makes Sense.
Jane: We're having a free get-acquainted session at our resort this weekend.
Homer Simpson: How much is this free resort weekend?
Glen: It's free.
Homer Simpson: And when is this weekend?
Glen: It's this weekend.
Homer Simpson: Uh-huh. And how much does it cost?
Glen: Um, it's free.
Homer Simpson: I see. And when is it?
Glen: It's this weekend.
Homer Simpson: And what are you charging for this free weekend?
Bart Simpson: Come on, Dad. The team's arriving.
Homer Simpson: [being dragged away by Bart] It's free, right?

I'm sure it was an influence without knowing it. The Simpsons has shaped my brain.

The first half of "My Grandmothers Eyes" was funny.

Me:
a gangwar. we have a jihad going in my neighborhood

Her:
OH OK IDK WHAT THAT IS BUT OK

Me:
You should look it up. It’s very interesting stuff. A jihad is basically a candy store that specialized in chocolates that were made by blind sea otters from France.

hahahahaha

How dare you.

http://www.myspace.com/bigg14u

^This guy^ just sent me a message saying: "Damn Sexy I got a thing for Redheads what's ur fetish???"

I'm so sick and tired of getting idiotic messages like this. Keep it in your pants, loser! Please troll this guy. It would be hilarious.

But redheads are hot.

Done.

Ha ha ha! Awesome...

I get a lot of messages like that, and they're always from: (a) scary ghetto guys who can't spell, (b) metalhead guys from the South who may or may not be rocking a mullet, or (c) creepy fetish dudes who want to lick my feet and worship my boots. I should start sending you links to their profiles. Myspace is a cesspool.

Not always. Does anyone remember those twins from Gummo?

sexual internet

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