Please call JoJo Dancer at his work.
This phone number is 781-767-5239.
This phone number will lead you to a list of unbearable options, but after a while, it will end, and JoJo will be on the other line to personally explain to you the reasons as to why he is kicking you off his label.

That number is actually the outside line which does not ring in the store anywhere.

I'll tell you why Joe's dumping them...
Because they're playing this Sunday with the Gunmen.

That's THIS SUNDAY, MAY 16TH at the ALL ASIA CAFE in Cambridge!! 10PM to 1:30AM!

SUNDAY!!

Also starring:
The Gunmen (SUNDAY!)
Abhorred
The Gunmen (SUNDAY!)
Gut
and the Gunmen! (FUCKING SUNDAY!!!)

SUNDAY SUNDAY FUCKING SUNDAY!!!

And JoJo has offered to massage the penis of any guy that shows up in a green shirt, so keep that in mind.

THIS SUNDAY.

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i had to read about it on a message board... you're a dead man joe.

http://mgs.ytmnd.com/

What happened?

i dont know... maybe joe got sick of us making fun of his clean-shaven face or something

Why would anyone ever believe anything Beakey ever says? Thats worse then believing things I say.

Oooohhhhh.

Obviously you cats don't know Beakey well at all.
Imagine having no self control, shame or morals.
If you can imagine that, then you have just imagined Beakey.

i enjoy lying to people a little too much