Forum.RttP{15 Year old computer for sale on CraigList for $175}

http://altoona.craigslist.org/sys/2047422686.html

Check out this fucking bargain. I couldn't resist inquiring. PS: interweb research showed me that THIS is the seller. MEOW:

Me:

Greetings,

I'm interested in learning more about the computer you have for sale. What kind of games is it capable of playing?

Thanks very much in advance,

Santana

Expert CraigsList computer saleswoman and probable MENSA member:

SORRY I CAN'T ANSWER YOUR QUESTION . I'M NOT MUCH OF A GAME PLAYER ON THE COMPUTER I USE IT FOR OTHER REASONS. IT HAD CASINO GAMES LOADED ON IT AND IT WORKED REALLY WELL. GRAPHICS LOOK GOOD. I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU. OR WHAT KIND OF GAMES YOU ARE PLANNING ON LOADING. SEE IF YOU CAN READ THE SCREEN TO SEE IF I WOULD BE CAMPATABLE WITH WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR TO GO WITH YOUR GAMES

Me:

I'm looking to play Call of Duty: Black Ops with my friends online. I'm not much a hardware guru but I think they said they had 2 nVidia GTX 580's in SLI, which is what I assume this computer might have too. If so, I'm definitely interested in taking you up on your offer. I want to make sure the keyboard is OK though. I'm interested in seeing if there are any shift or capslock problems. Are you using the computer for sale right now?

Regards,

Santana

Expert CraigsList computer saleswoman and probable MENSA member:

NO I'M NOT USING IT RIGHT NOW AND THERE ISNT ANYTHING WRONG WITH THE KEYBOARD IT WORKS FINE.

Me:

Excellent. I can't wait to play my friends online.

I did some research on what similar computers with comparable hardware are selling for these days and have a proposition for you. If you will agree to pay for shipping in its entirety, I will offer $25 in US currency and a coupon for up to 15% off all Hickory Farms gift packages on their website as compensation for the computer.

Do we have a deal?

Regards,

Santana

Expert CraigsList computer saleswoman and probable MENSA member:

I'M DEALING LOCAL !!!!!!!

SORRY YOUR NOT LOCAL! THANKS FOR THE INTREST ANYWAYS !!!!!

Me:

I'm sorry about that Terrie,

My offer still stands, sans the shipping info. Where would you like to arrange the pickup?

Regards,

Santana

Expert CraigsList computer saleswoman and probable MENSA member:

WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED ?

Me:

I live in Altoona, PA.

Where are you located?

Regards,

Santana

Expert CraigsList computer saleswoman and probable MENSA member:

OH SORRY ABOUT THAT I LIVE IN PORTAGE.

I HAVE TO GET READY FOR A VIEWING AT 3:00 I CAN BRING IT TO ALTOONA THERE IS A MONUMENT CO THAT I WORK FOR IN ALTOONA WE COULD MEET THERE AND SET IT UP SO YOU CAN SEE IT UP AND RUNNING IF YOU LIKE.

Me:

Are you angry with me? You seem to be yelling a lot.

I'd love to see the computer. And I have the $25 now, but I won't be getting the Hickory Farms coupons in the mail until Wednesday if you're still interested. I'm not sure if that is a dealbreaker or not for you.

Warmest regards,

Santana

Expert CraigsList computer saleswoman and probable MENSA member:

sorry i have someone else offer $125.00 for it. thanks for your interest in it.

Me:

Are you fucking crazy? Have you never had Hickory Farms before? It's like having God ejaculate in your mouth.

Warmest regards,

Carlos Santana