http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Simpsons_episodes

not a repost or old news.
what are your top 5 episodes.

old news

That is way too difficult, and I refuse to choose. I love all of my children equally. Except for the ones from season 17 forward, those ones can stay in the dumpster with their orphan friends.

the one where the first Bush moves next door
the one where Homer is on a Japanese detergent box
"where's my burrito" "Lisa needs braces" episode
Lisa trips out at Duffland
any of the Sideshow tries to kill Bart episodes

bart drives to the worlds fair

1) Space Coyote/Chili cook off:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Viaje_Misterioso_de_Nuestro_Jomer_%28The_Mysterious_Voyage_of_Homer%29
2) Lisa becomes Veggie: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_the_Vegetarian
3) bart sells soul: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bart_Sells_His_Soul
4) treehouse of horror 7: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_VII
5) In Marge We Trust: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Marge_We_Trust (aka the japanese soap box)

beer baron

old repost

What about the one where lisa's tooth becomes a civilization and bart is their satan. I need to start watching old simpsons again

I already said that one, ToH VII

seasons 3-10

I don't own the dvds, only have the memories from younger days.

Why do you think I have trouble predicting terrorist attacks and nuclear assaults.

1. Behind the Laughter
2. The City of NY vs. Homer Simpson
3. 30 Minutes over Tokyo
4. Space Coyote/Chili cookoff
5. Girls Just Want to Have Sums

off the top of my head (i.e. infinite revisions to come)

in no special order
1. Teacher Strike
2. Stampy
3. Monorail
4. Mr. Plow
5. Homer Sleeps nude in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him sexual powers (only half true)

A lunar eclipse... the cosmic ballet continues.

GABBO!

1. Homer The Smithers
2. Deep Space Homer
3. Bart of Darkness
4. You Only Move Twice
5. Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming

Bart: Who's that, George?
George: That's me with Charlton Heston. He was --
Bart: Who's that, George?
George: Er -- see, you wouldn't know him. That's Bob Mosbacher. He was secretary of --
Bart: That's a dumb name. Who's that, George?
George: Maybe he thinks "Bart" is a dumb --
Bart: How many times were you president, George?
George: You know, in my day, little boys didn't call their elders by their first names.
Bart: Yeah? Well, welcome to the 20th century, George.

this episode is one of my favs. bart skateboarding past george's fence as they stare each other down gets me every time.

do you like nachos?

do you like football?

hahaha yeah "Two Bad Neighbors" is amazing.

i come to bring you gift for warming of house, instead find you grappling with local oaf!

the PTA is disbanding!!!!

http://eyeonspringfield.tumblr.com

it's the pranksters Bible!

cape fear "the thompsons"

Softball
Marge is a cop
Beer barren

I die when they do the callback to that in "The Day the Violence Died" when Lester skates by the window at the end of the episode.