Unfortunately Composted has parted ways with guitarist Jimmy Rohrer; he's an awesome musician and friend but there are more important responsibilities he has to focus on at this time. That being said, former guitarist Eliot "The Blackness Monster" Bayless will be temporarily filling in until we find a permanent 2nd guitarist.

For anyone interested in the position, here's the criteria:

-Must be at least 21 years of age
-Must have reliable transportation, quality equipment and finances for
practice space rent, recording, merchandise, CD pressing, show/tour expenses, etc.
-Must be able to practice 1-2 times a week on a regular basis (Wednesday & Saturday at the moment)
-Must have the ability to write complementary 2nd guitar parts; you don't have to be the best guitarist in the world, but if you are, that's cool too
-Must be able to play a few shows (sometimes only 1 or 2) per month as well as seldom, small, reasonable tours and the occasional one-off out-of-state show
-Must have a good sense of humor and the will to frequently make a fool out of yourself in public

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY! We may wear banana suits and make an unnecessary amount of dick jokes, but we're 100% serious about what we do. We practice in South Boston down the street from the Broadway Redline T stop.

Inb4 "I would totally do this if blah blah blah."

If you're interested in trying out, or want some more info, email me at mrichardsart AT gmail DOT com, PM me here or send a message to the Myspace.
http://www.myspace.com/compostedmetal
http://www.facebook.com/composted

P.S. 3 brand new songs that will be featured on the upcoming split CD with Boarcorpse and Scaphism will be available this coming Tuesday for anyone interested in hearing the direction in which we're taking our music.

Repost-ed.

Nah, good luck guys.

I see what you did there.

fuck this band.

you would

SLAM FIGHT WITH BASEBALL BATS AT 5PM SHARP FAGGOTS

Wiffle ball bats please. I'm tender.

He has sensitive knees.

david copperfield band

someone do ritualistic behaviors directed towards "south boston"

if i had no job to take up most of my fuckin time i'd be all over this. good luck dudes.

Bampity bamp.

I would totally do this if I...

you can only do this if you blah blah blah.

I would totally do this if blah blah blah...

i think you need to turn your band space into a holding cell to keep a stable line-up.

I would never even consider doing this.

I hate all of you except for Zack Galifinachzehrer.

I would totally do this, but as you know it's holiday season, and I will be EXTREMELY busy baking pies and cleaning the lint out of my vajay-jay. sorry guys; but good luck!

this right here

I only play pop punk sorry...
I could be a hype man.

Bumparooskus.

I still have no interest what so ever.

I'll check in with you tomorrow to see if you've changed your mind yet.

Tough shit, you're trying out on pan flute.

i would do that.

More like SKIN FLUTE. HAHAHAHA.

best name

ITT: Ten year pregnancies and forced abortions in China

phat

Composted and Boarcorpse should make inserts for the split that we hand out for free. They should say "Both Composted & Boarcorpse are looking for a second guitarist, do it faggot!"

Boarcorpse isn't looking for a second guitar player. You just think you're looking.

can't MFR just pull a rick neilson and play a dual neck guitar in the shape of half penis half creature from the movie brain dead and whenever he presses a button the guitar politely asks the audience if it could attach itself to their necks?

mark should play second guitar for boarcorpse and evan should play second guitar for composted.

problem solved. i should be yous guys's manager.

i agree with that.

Comboarposted

hahaha

I know there's a bit of sarcasm going on here, but in all honesty, Mark thought he could play Boarcorpse on Guitar whilest singing, we'd totally be down. I'm pretty sure he's not interested at all though.....but it would be awesome.

Mark was originally going to do vocals/guitar when composted first started but I think he kept on pooping while trying.

Depends or GTFO

pay me the big bucks to manage both bands or you're ravioli pussies

"Brain Dead" aka "Dead Alive" is by Peter Jackson and I don't recall a penis monster in that flick. Did you mean "Brain Damage" by Frank Hellenlotter?

If so, his name is Elmer.



I is a nerd.

C-C-C-COMBOAR BREAKER

yea thats what i meant

Figured as much.. I spend too much of my time collecting and watching horror/b-movie flicks from the 70s/80s/early 90s.. I've amassed over a 1,000 titles in horror/sci-fi alone. I need a new hobby haha

Actually, his name is Aylmer. You just got nerd served.

MFR drops fact bomb. Brain Damage is one of my fave shitty movies.

Get a fish tank, buttdart.

MFR YOU MAY BE RIGHT BUT I STILL DON'T WANT TO BE IN YOUR SILLY COSTUME BAND

Sad panda :\

Happy Aardvark

I know you'll come around eventually. And you know it too. I can feel it in my loins.

IS THIS THE PART WHERE I EAT A CAKE was my favorite part of the last time I saw this musical combo.

14 88 this thread is now racist

About time. Good thing they got rid of the black.

Personal hero.

A guy with glasses is a four-eyes, a guy who's a fag is a queer!

haha

MOAR PLZ

Troll Of The Year contender ovah heah.

Bumpasaurus.

Too silly and too bro. Sad, cause it could be fun.

There's no such thing as too bro. Bro.

...or too dick.....since dick is indeed bro, dude