I'm looking for consignment shops, 2nd hand stores, salvation army, etc. I need furniture fast and really don't want to pay outrageous prices.

http://www.craigslist.com

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.

SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU

THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529 THAT'S ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE

CALL NAO!

Or there is a salvation army on cambridge st and a goodwill on park ave by jillians. Or craigslist.

yes that

Oh thank god billy mays, I missed the shit outta you.

wait, blue isn't Billy mays?

LOL

Blue and billy mays are and were fantastic italian niggers, respectively.

you have failed me by not saying "only yard and estate sales are real"

What kind of furniture are you looking for and how cheap you hoping to get it? I moved out of my place back in October and all my shit is in storage costing me $100 a month. Getting rid of it might not be a bad thing.

pawn that shit

Pawning it would mean I'd have to pay for a rental truck and bribe people to help me load that shit up. Would be a major pain in the ass and not all that worthwhile.

ITT: bedbugs

Oh wait, this isn't Allston.

Billy Mays troll = A++

pires has first dibs but i'm moving on the 1st and will have a house to fill with furniture fyi michelle...

ValkyrieScreams = a female? Gasp.

Well lemme know what you need. I don't have an entire house worth of stuff anymore, but definitely more than I'm going to need anytime soon. And I'd rather be spending my storage $$ on shows, paint, or fesh ink. Seriously.

ITT: Jim is horny

truth... and a hottie no less ;)

Horny? Never. Not me. I quit fapping 6 years ago when I became a priest.

i'm still waiting for the day rev posts a "no girls allowed" sign on the welcome page.

BORN 2 FUCK

haha like there needs to be a sign

Haha yea Jim, you met her at the midnight show!
Couches (living room and basement quality) comfy chairs, dining room stuff, any of that would be fucking awesome.

rttp{girls are wicked pissed}

stolen milk crates for furniture or you'z a poontang

Oh.. I seriously thought you two were related, Ark. LOL
Flotsam and Jetsam for the win.

I have a ridiculously comfy, barely used two seat sofa, an entertainment center & tv that's too big for most apartments, dresser drawers and some other random odds & ends.

I'm going to be getting rid of my computer desk in a few weeks if anyone wants it.
Getting a new computer- after 10 years... finally...

hahaaaa, now why would I be related to a gorgeous blonde? No lie, people always think my sisters are half black.

hmmm we might just have a use for almost all of that. We will discuss.

perfect

I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER

I am shocked. You building or buying whole?

whole, although I will upgrade in time. don't feel like going through newegg, etc.

Dude, you're wasting money that way. Just saying.

only milk crate shelves and cinderblock beds r reel.

I know but don't care. Tis a bday gift.

there used to be a guy who parked a truck full of "new" furniture on Park Ave, right across from State Liquors. how he obtained it, i have no idea, but it was new. I don't know if he still does it.

there is one... it's suppose to look in your browser history. any baby sites or gap/old navy in your history and youre booted out. Pam still gets in cause since her history is all babies, babies, having more babies, 10-ways to have more babies, the 5-minute divorce, knitting, 500 facebook updates a day, the gap, even more babies, and female erotica feature patrick swayze... she sort of overloads the filter and gets in.

RTTP: Hackers on estrogen

After this weekend I'll get a better feel of what I need. Ark, go ahead and grab whatever you want.

Hey Gaucher, remember I have a big'ol dining room table.