huh?

there's no "boblovesmusic - has a shot of whiskey and that's it"

This is the best poll ever, hahaha.

I had a Yuengling, then a Hoegaarden, now another Yuengling, maybe I'll spark up the bowl later.

Not a good poll.

I went with Rich Horror drunk because I'm taking this opportunity to listen to some of the records I bought at MDF now... it seemed the most relevant.

I mean not a good pole.

Faggots.

Belligerent drunk is pretty cool too.

I am sober as all hell and perhaps why I am a bit off.

I'm sorry to hear that dude.

the bob suggestion is great. i was going to put lamp in it, but i couldnt decide between that yungwhatever beer name and "lamp is a lamp" from skinsamich's most hilarious post ever.

hahahah this is awesome.

That was a pretty funny comeback to me I will admit. I guess shows are not as good a place to see me super drunk as bars. I try to stay sober at shows so I can rock out to the bands the most. One of my friends is in Connecticut right now for whatever reason so I'm waiting for him to get back so I can make a trip to the bar... until then I'm getting a head start.

Drink up:


I only have one more leftover from Maryland after this, after that no more Yuengling for quite a while I would guess :(

so far, I'm xmikex... I need to drive my dogs to diner, but I don't have headlights.

TOC - Drunk in a barn, projectile stream puking out all the windows

Cute and dericious

damn it/!

smoek tweedz

Bsv drunk

Where's the option for kill a bottle of Poland Spring vodka with only a slight buzz while your friends squabble over the rules to a faggy drinking game.

I did all sorts of falling asleep. no drunk 4 me.

Get drunk at work or you're a pussy fag

Going to a wedding today, who should I puke several gallons of alcohol on for maximum lulz?

Bride's mother, for sure. That or the cutest girl there. Take her down a notch or two

Someone has deep rooted issues.

My drunk was also unsuccessful. The brick of chicken pot pie I ate certainly didn't help.

Round two shall begin shortly. Day drinking FTW.

i'm getting "dave-maggot-drunk" tonight

Don't forget to make a thread about it. This is the only true path to "dave-maggot-drunk".

make a thread about it

I win.

i lose

def got "vehicular enhancement" drunk last night.

its only drunk driving if you get caught

Feel good this morning I did not. Off to get sushi and more beer - have feeling that first pop is going to be a bit rough.

Ugh - I apparently also got "leave your bowl somewhere" drunk. RAD.

Haha, I definitely did all the things attributed to me in this poll last night.

Faggot.

I'm Kevord drunk wich is shitfaced but I didn't take a member of Misery Index's eye out.

,I am Pam drunk but not nearly drunk enough for more babies.

I'm pretty sure I deserve my own category.

Right now I am Mandalorian drunk.

Still drunk on hash

you actually can drink opium in the form of poppy pod tea.

right now i'm bluing it up