eat <9000 wiz wit's at geno's and pat's check.

where should i drink?

where should i mosh?

Start making trouble in negro neighborhoods. One little fight is sure to frighten someone's mother

should i spend most of my days in west philadelphia?

A couple of Amish hookers.

seriously, the Mütter Museum or just give up.

Eat a fucking cheesesteak.

if you want the best cheesesteak, come to waltham... Carl's has the most killer cheesesteaks IN THE WORLD. Philly is garbage compared to them. no fucking joke.

Waltham?! Maybe for Kosher cheesesteaks. You have not been to a good Philly joint man. I think you got lost and ended up in Cherry Hill.

You have Geno's on your list, good man. All you need is that and the museum of art. Oh, and also try to find out if there really is a patty's pub.

tattooed mom's. celtic frost in the jukebox, blowin lines off of bumpercars. win.

Yes, if you're talking about the one in Cherry Hill. Good,good times.

Tony Luke's cheesesteaks

tony lukes philly cheese steak

go to South Street, unlike boston Philly actually still has some decent new/used record stores that you can find some good purchases.

also, go to the museum of history (or whatever the fuck its called) they have a huge mummy collection of old dead dudes wrapped in toilet paper

go get head from a dude in an alley, they dont call it the city of brotherly love for nothin

Oh and don't bother looking for the relapse store. It's been closed forever.

FUCK

havent been there in a while, i wanted to go back one of these days.

check out Repo Records (i think thats what its called) i bought some stuff last time i was there that was pretty hard to find. its not on South Street, but its a few blocks down on one of the side streets off South Street

Eat a cheesesteak. Hang out at a dirty bar. Help your friends buy drugs off a sketchy dude. Play a show. Sleep on a crust punk girl's floor. Get a gun pointed at you by a 12 year old black kid.

That's what I did in my last trip to Philly and I had a blast.

Go to Paddy's Pub, the gang who run it are always getting into entertaining shenanigans.

nice.. all good suggestions.. mutter museum looks sweet. i would like to look at a wall full of skulls... and i'll def try hitting up repo records...

i saw something online about tattooed mom's.. celtic frost just sealed that deal..

someone told me to check out a dive called Sugar Mom's too... it's supposed to be a good spot..

Personally, I'd recommend canceling your trip entirely. Philly is the geographical equivalent of the scum lining the inside of a 100 year old trash can.

Just sayin'.

I like Philly better than Boston.

I wouldn't go that far by any means...

Phillys got a bunch of sweet record stores, and has a decent metal scene too.

I actually like all the museums, particuarly the Ben Franklin one.

Don't wear a Burzum shirt. You'll hurt someone's feelings.

hahaha, you might just be accused of being a nazi

it's no joke, dude. i know plenty of people that went to Geno's and the other place across the street and said it was garbage compared to Carl's. Sinistas or whatever can vouch for it. it's the fucking largest, and highest quality cheesesteak you can buy for under 100 bucks. seriously.

Tony Luke's is a sad joke these days.

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Try to hit a Phillies game. Nice park they have.

make sure you hit south street, its like newbury street only it hasnt been replaced by expensive richy fuck shops. at least it wasnt last time i was there, its been a few years

piss in a full beer cooler, have a foot race up the natural history museum front steps. smoke a joint in the middle of the street yelling "do you know who the fuck i am!"

philly's a fun time!