Here's the proof
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/muc/1761177245.html

Ass I Stole

ass zit boil

Christ, I hope so.

ditto. b5w ryan, pm me your # so we can txt anal ascii

i cant wait to play shows with these guys. theys my favrots

they are back for the Spinny 5 reunion tour

fims: please make a bill with these guys, prostration, and saint to sinner. 4 birds with one stone!

comm-rbk9y-1761177245@craigslist.org

everyone email them with bullshit inquiries!!

hahaha i dont know if i can afford S2S. i think Bova has his own guarantee in addition to the band.

you think? of course he does.

asystole are nothing without JJ

he's so dreamy

let me fax you my email address

only Telegrams are real

1 full set of special depleted uranium strings (light gauge)
1 jar special diamond hand creme
1 plastic-lined groupie corral
1 midget jizz mopper

HATED WOULD love to be ON THIS BILL! We are BIG FANS of SAINT TO SINNER! We are NEW ENGLANDS FINEST METAL ACT! By finest, I mean THE BEST. DO YOU want OUR contact INFO?


GET HATED

yes!

i need to approve your lyrical content first however. please send by telgram POST HASTE.

by approve, he means blast it with piss

and by piss, he means "stream of justice".





So is the original poster of this in said band? Why else would they care if these duche-pillows were coming back?

Jim, have you so quickly forgotten the epic Asystole thread?

i don't think i ever looked at it.

i bestow shame upon thee!

:(

Seriously guys, fuck all of you. You have no idea how hard we've worked to create a buzz in Boston. If anyone has a problem with me or anyone in my band you can meet us at midnight at the middle east. Oh yeah none of you shitty bands could get a gig there you pathetic true metal wannabees. I dare you to fuck with myself, my enormous bass player, my big guitar players or all our loyal Asystole flatliners. Fuck all you pussies.
yours truly,
J.J.

LOLOLOLOL

U MAD

PLEASE tell me that tantrum was real.

*fingers crossed*

This board sucks. You guys have not even these guys a fucking chance. Us bands work hard to play the venues we play. We have a legion of fans, who come to our band space and hang out and come to all of our shows. Asystole is trying their best to carve out a real unique name for themselves! THEY are GOUNG to BE HUGE. Someone contacted HATED from XM radio and they want us to be on a metal show. That's right assholes, a metal show. Worcester's finest metal will be showcased for the FUCKIGN world to see. We have so many ladies that love the band. WHAT ABOUT YOUR SHIT BRUTAL METAL. HOW MANY GIRLS YOU GOT ASSHOLE? I HEARD ITS GREAT FOR CRACKWHORES. WE HAVE A COUPLE WAAF CALENDAR GIRLS THAT FOLLOW US. BESIDES, YOU CANNOT TOUCH OUR MUSICALITY. WE ARE GOING TO BE HEADLINING TOURS COMING UP SOON ASSHOLES> YOU"LL REGRET IT. HATED AND ASYSTOLE.

TEH WHOLE THING

1st- i hope you're trolls, cause yer both silly.

2nd- if you're not (god-forbid) then yes, we're happy playing actual good music as opposed to whatever gets girls.


...hated/jj long CAN'T be real posters. I just can't believe it. I sorta think the spamtastic guy MIGHT be real.... but these other two are aril/dya. Got to be.

The funny thing is they MIGHT be serious. That's the difference between people who play music because they love it, and they want to express themselves, and people who brag about having WAAF calender girls following them.

There is no way the Hated post was serious. Really good stuff.

If you book that show. Mast will happily play on the other end of the room for the entire night louder than everyone else.

If another RttP wants to set up on another wall and do the same, it'll be a night to remember.

we're in.

WE ARE SERIOS BUSINESS. HATED IS BACK. OUR Original Hated drummer, Jesse "Dizzle" Sargent, has reunited to write some kick ass tunes and play some kick ass shows! WE ARE FUCKING BACK AND THE HATED KREW IS GOING TO STEAMROLL THE SCENE. WORCESTER's FINEST METAL.


http://www.hatedmusic.com/tunes/bitter08.mp3

Last I heard, JJ Long is on tour right now with Hell Within, so I think that was trolled earlier.

i put my money on steve

Someone MADE FUN OF OUR FUCKING LYRICS EARLIER. YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT US. WE'VE WORKED OUR ASS OFF TO GET THIS.


I will make you see

See what's inside of me.

I will make your choice

Make mine your only voice.



I will not reveal

what is behind the mask.

I will sneak inside

taking your only pride.



I can not believe.

What else is this?

I can not believe.

Everything else is.



I want to get inside of your mind.

Through your nose and there I'll hide

and waste it away until there's nothing left inside.

Said that you can stop but you lied.

Now your habit's multiplied.

You're cut up in my web

and now I will consume your pride.

The last calendar I saw from WAAF was full of fake-titted leather handbags I wouldn't fuck with Aril's mouth.

Bitch, you are probably as ugly as a goat's ass with my drummers dick inserted! GET BENT!
You are a two-faced bastard! A motherfucking joke!
Your life is based on bullshit. You have no fucking soul.

Pam's words are like a gentle ocean breeze on a sunny, temperate day.

I sold my soul for pot and a 6-pack. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

WE ARE THE REAL FUCKING DEAL. CHECK OUT THE BIO WRITTEN BY THE WORCESTER T&G. YOU GUYS HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE AND LISTEN TO SHIT AND ARE PROBABLY ALL CLOSET CHRISTIANS

If you’re looking for a ride full of energy, determination and heavy metal, lend your ears to Worcester’s tightest metal and hardcore band, Hated.

In the summer of 2003, guitarist Russ Wyman and drummer Jesse Sargent laid down the foundation for a group comprised of musicians with experience and the common goal to rock the city. After collaborating for 6 months, Russ and Jesse seriously sought after the perfect singer and bassist to compliment their solid metal riffs, raw emotion and ear bleeding style of drumming. One of the missing pieces finally came when Bill Shultz, longtime friend and singer, joined the band in January of 2004. Then called Trendkill, it wasn’t until early 2005 when a bassist, Criss Gill, joined and clicked with the rest of the band. With the new name Hated and Criss, a graduate of Northeastern University, they took Criss’ music industry degree and pure enthusiasm to round out the pack.

Over the course of five years, the band has made a name for themselves in the New England metal scene opening for such bands as Shootyz Groove, Metal Church and Powerman 5000. In the summer of 2006, Hated began recording their first full-length EP, “Behind the Mask”. The album was showcased on June 30th of 2007 in the band’s hometown and attracted a jam-packed crowd to celebrate the release. The album was distributed throughout New England on July 3rd of 2007 with many sold at stores and at live shows.

As of 2010, Hated now consists of the original string arrangement of Russ and Criss alongside Josh Sherman, ex-frontman of local favorites, Officer Down, and Lauren Maccagnano, ex-drummer of Mass metal favorites, "Hollow Image". The pack is more musically dominant than ever before with Josh’s trademark vocals and Lauren's intricate drumming style.

With creative intro’s and an “anything can happen” attitude, Hated’s set is solid, dominating and entertaining with songs like “Find Yourself”, a testament to hardcore and “Own” which brings blistering attacks and in your face vocals. It is easy to feel the energy and passion of the group with the melodic sounds of “Noose” and the EP title, “Behind the Mask”. Within their set you can often find a performance of the new acoustically written song, “Rise Above”, which exemplifies their musical flavor. The newly written songs, “Bitter”, "Trials", and "Unstable" showcases the growth and variety of talent in Hated. It utilizes sweat-pouring rhythm sections and catchy melodic vocals to produce that heavy groove that is sure to make anyone move.

No matter how much Hated’s music may grow and evolve, Russ, Criss, Josh and Lauren continue to follow their musical goals to not only continue to gain fans, but always to play hard, heavy and with passion.

SUPPORT ASYSTOLE ALSO. THESE GUYS FUICKING SHRED. CANT WAIT TO HERE THE NEW SHIT

Wow, I missed this thread getting awesome.



I'm sold!

LULz.

Metalchurch made that list?

They totally have a picture of the Wretched Asylum dude on their computer interweb site.

you get extra points for this, anyone who throws out "GET BENT" knows what they are doing.

asystole plays real metal and doesn't afraid of anything

The drummer of hated definitely added me on farcebook. Psyched.

oh god. he wants you to book his band. this could be hilarious if done correctly.

wait, so there fucking real? I'm shocked. So this dude really just wrote a bio of his band when people were talking shit about them? Or at least laughing about the fact that they MIGHT be real. Wow.

ITT: sweetest trolls ever

Russel Wyman, as your friend I must advise you that tangling with these death metal hobbyrockers is well below your musical excellence. I shall book your band, we will rock the Wang Theater and Dunkin Donuts Center to rubble with our active rock melodies, aggressive shreds, dreadlocked image and arpeggios so sweeping entire city streets will no longer require weekly cleaning.

You must of missed the thread they made about their band like a week ago.

http://www.myspace.com/hated1music

LOL. I forgot that Bova's guitar sweeps are so great that is cleans the filthiest city streets.

http://vimeo.com/116214622

"Stop, the ass you stole could be your own."

this is not the true asystole