anyone got a bunch they want to give me?

PROSECUTE HIM TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW

this is the police, drop the milk crates now!

As a relative of a former west Lynn creamery employee, you can do big time jail plus big time fines for theft of milk crates, something like 500 dollar fine for each one!

If you stroll past the JP LICKS in Jamaica Plain you will see a huge stockpile of them in the driveway.. if you don't mind wating until they close (midnight) they are fair game..

that's illegal

I used to manage that location and still have a bunch of friends that work there.. I used to take them all the time and still do on occasion, most of them are just used for in house deliveries and such with JPL stores..

what the hell do you want a bunch of milk crates for?

If you go to a less populated area where everything is closed late at night its fairly easy to take them from backs of grocery and convience stores. I've done it several times. (hi cops)

Are you going to launch your killer Ford Probe GT over them? Because if not, there's no point in collecting a shitload of them.

hahahahah...Milkcrate bowling or GTFO

i just have TONS of milk that needs cratin'.

I'd make a fort with them.

Those boxes stores get food deliveries in are great folding merch boxes.

always thought it was weird about the milk crate fines.

I hears if you ground them up and smoke it you get high as fuck. Is that why?

Break it down roll it up errry body drunk as fuck

WE NOW CALL TO ORDER THE FIRST OFFICIAL MEETING OF THE RTTP METAL MEN FAT WOMEN HATERS CLUB

You're arrested.

That's just mean. Those poor, poor, sexy children.