I've got a feeling this man doesn't have much longer to live. I think he's going to have a heart attack and die at his wedding to that gold-digging whore. AUTO PARTS LEGEND.

I knew this offshoot was gonna happen.

A+

Tommy Point!

He could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves!

I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.

You can take a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?

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Doctor comes in and says 'oh maaahh gawwwwd'

New guy's in the corner puking his guts out

Nope. That was the towtruck driver. Tommy Boy police to the rescue.

you could get a great look at a horses ass by shoving your head down his throat but id rather just take the butchers word for it.

oh yeah, like it was another really fat guy with a tiny head!

Did I hear a 'niner' in there?