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returntothepit >> discuss >> The very last WWI U.S. veteran turns 109 years old by SkinSandwich on Feb 2,2010 8:44am
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toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 2,2010 8:44am



toggletoggle post by autisticretard at Feb 2,2010 9:21am
wow thats old!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2010 9:23am
amazing to think one and only one of them is still around. Sucks that he is knocking on death's door. also sucks that no one cares about WWI. I dont think I've played any WWI games ever.



toggletoggle post by autisticretard at Feb 2,2010 9:25am
they should make games for all the wars



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 2,2010 9:29am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
also sucks that no one cares about WWI. I dont think I've played any WWI games ever.


repost from a few weeks ago. MSD said there's no tanks in wwi :(

I love WWI.



toggletoggle post by sever at Feb 2,2010 9:48am
lol wut? tanks originated from WWI. I dont see why there aren't any WWI games, because in certain situations it was far more intense and brutal than any other war in human history.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 2,2010 9:53am edited Feb 2,2010 9:54am
Yup, tanks started in WWI. Here it is. The British invented the tank during the great war. A lot of the tank crews got very sick in the tanks due to carbon monoxide. The tank went a whopping 4 MPH.




toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 2,2010 9:54am
this guy is great. i hope he gets his wish.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 2,2010 9:54am
Yea man. Trench warfare + mustard gas.

I love the old dog fights with the biplanes too. Anyone that flew an open cockpit biplane had balls o steel. That shit was intense.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 2,2010 9:55am
Leonardo daVinci invented the tank. Fact!



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 2,2010 9:55am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Yea man. Trench warfare + mustard gas.

I love the old dog fights with the biplanes too. Anyone that flew an open cockpit biplane had balls o steel. That shit was intense.


No parachutes either. If you were shot down, there is no backup plan haha.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 2,2010 9:59am
Red Baron. Great mystery surrounds his death. I remember something like how people believe it was a stray bullet from the ground that got him. He was untouchable.. How many planes did he shoot down? 50? 100?
Now we have an epic pizza in his name.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 2,2010 10:01am
when i was in college, someone broke into our place and stole a bunch of stuff, including our tv and all the red baron pizzas i had in the freezer. i was more pissed about the pizzas than the tv.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 2,2010 10:04am
Hahaha Ken

I just looked it up.. Red baron was credited for winning 80 dogfights. Read about his death, epic shctuff.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 2,2010 10:07am
Someone needs to make a solid wwi movie. A story about the red baron would be sweet. But oh no, he's German, that's bad. We can't make movies about the enemy.. That's so not PC!



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 2,2010 10:10am
There were no tanks in WW I.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 2,2010 10:15am
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
There were no tanks in WW I.


I hope you are not serious.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 2,2010 10:16am edited Feb 2,2010 10:17am
Tanks were not invented until the Korean war against Japan.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 2,2010 10:17am
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
Thanks were not invented until the Korean war against Japan.


Jeez, what was I thinking?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 2,2010 10:17am
There were no tanks 250 years ago.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 2,2010 10:18am
Exactly. WWI was 250 years ago. Do the fucking math people, Jesus.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 2,2010 10:21am
Hitlers face was actually made of tapioca pudding. Hitler started the very first black metal band back in 1917 after he recovered from a gas attack. Himmler was his filthy slam slut. Fact.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 2,2010 10:21am
Best WWI game:

The Trenches MOD for HL1. Noone plays it anymore but it was popular for 6 months back in 2003.



toggletoggle post by sever at Feb 2,2010 10:22am
Are you calling the seven years war WWI? Fair enough... but if that's how we're gonna do things, we're up to world war 5 now.



toggletoggle post by sever at Feb 2,2010 10:22am
reimroc said[orig][quote]
Best WWI game:

The Trenches MOD for HL1. Noone plays it anymore but it was popular for 6 months back in 2003.


I played it back then, that shit was great and about as realistic as you can get with the HL engine.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 2,2010 10:28am
Haha I remember that mod. I preferred wizard wars.

http://www.worldwaronecolorphotos.com/
tell me that ain't one of the best sites on the net



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Feb 2,2010 10:37am
French n Indian War was the first time tanks were used. How do you assholes think the French King Bridge got built?



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 2,2010 11:46am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Haha I remember that mod. I preferred wizard wars.

http://www.worldwaronecolorphotos.com/
tell me that ain't one of the best sites on the net



that site is pretty sweet.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 2,2010 12:07pm
That site is just more proof. I didn't see a single tank picture on that site.



toggletoggle post by Snli at Feb 2,2010 12:16pm



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 2,2010 12:21pm
The concept may have been around before but they weren't actually invented until the late 1970's during the Korean war.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 2,2010 12:44pm
stanks have been around since the dawn of time.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2010 12:46pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tank

there were tanks in WWI.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2010 12:46pm
"Tanks were developed and first used in combat by the British during World War I as a means to break the deadlock of trench warfare."



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 2,2010 12:53pm
Tanks were invented by DaVinci. Jesus Christ.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Feb 2,2010 12:54pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
skanks have been around since the dawn of time.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Feb 2,2010 12:58pm


Yo dawg I heard you like skanks so we put a skank in yo skank so you can watch a skank while she skanks.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 2,2010 1:07pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Tanks were invented by Jesus Christ.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 2,2010 1:10pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]


Yo dawg I heard you like skanks so we put a skank in yo skank so you can watch a skank while she skanks.


Haha, I forgot about the moshy retarded chick with no neck. Good times!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 2,2010 1:14pm
I'm pretty sure the UFC invented the tank.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 2,2010 1:38pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
"Tanks were developed and first used in combat by the British during World War I as a means to break the deadlock of trench warfare."


That's all a lie. If there were tanks in WWI there would be real pictures of them. Tanks weren't around then. Why is this concept so hard to grasp?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 2,2010 1:42pm



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Feb 2,2010 1:43pm
that's not a tank, you turkey. that's how they bore the glory hole into the mountain for the soldiers



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 2,2010 1:44pm
lol mikey you need to go back to 4th grade history.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 2,2010 1:52pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
"Tanks were developed and first used in combat by the British during World War I as a means to break the deadlock of trench warfare."


That's all a lie. If there were tanks in WWI there would be real pictures of them. Tanks weren't around then. Why is this concept so hard to grasp?


Ey fuck u budday!



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Feb 2,2010 1:57pm
a good WWI movie is "The Trench". Takes place entirely inside a trench. You dont really even see the sky for the entire movie. Except for the last 30 seconds or so where they charge over the top of the trench and then all die. oh shit i gave away the ending.

The Lost Battalion is pretty good too.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 2,2010 1:59pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]


I said "REAL" pictures. This is obviously a very badly done photoshop.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 2,2010 2:00pm



toggletoggle post by ark at Feb 2,2010 2:03pm
hahahaha, well well old chap



toggletoggle post by Alx at work at Feb 2,2010 2:44pm
Not to mention the pixels. Obvious shoop.



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Feb 2,2010 3:06pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 2,2010 3:20pm



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 2,2010 3:23pm
The tank in Indiana jones and the last crusade is a ww I tank. Hatay loaned it to ze nazis, who drove it off ze cliff with a ragdoll Nazi on top.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 2,2010 3:27pm edited Feb 2,2010 3:34pm
Of course that was after that shitty ambush by the brotherhood of the cruciform sword.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 2,2010 3:28pm
now who are all these people?

who cares! as long as they're keeping Donovan busy.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 2,2010 3:32pm
I should have mailed it to the MARX BROTHERSH



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 2,2010 3:33pm
TAKE IT EASHY???!!!!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 2,2010 3:39pm edited Feb 2,2010 4:02pm
I thought I losht ya boiy??



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 2,2010 3:59pm
lol



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 2,2010 7:08pm
You people will have to do better than pictures of lego tanks and blurry photoshops. There were no tanks in WWI. Deal with it.



toggletoggle post by rotivore at Feb 2,2010 7:17pm
don't be surprised if the goverment ships him off to fight the war in Afghanistan....



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 2,2010 7:50pm
rotivore said[orig][quote]
don't be surprised if the goverment ships him off to fight the war in Afghanistan....


hahahha



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Feb 2,2010 8:20pm



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 2,2010 8:38pm
rotivore said[orig][quote]
don't be surprised if the goverment ships him off to fight the war in Afghanistan....


I'm too fat to be in a war.

But seriously, that video is fake. You can CLEEEEEEARLY tell it's fake. If you look close you can see the guys pushing the cardboard cutouts.

They fucked up the video so bad anyways though. Look at what they're wearing. Those uniforms are from the 1910's. WWI took place in the early 1800's.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 2,2010 8:47pm
I thought he said he wouldn't be surprised if the govt shipped wwi tanks over to Afghanistan. I wouldn't put it past them



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2010 10:38pm
horse drawn tanks.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2010 10:49pm



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Feb 3,2010 2:50am
tanks were used to drive over barbed wire.

also, the Irish invented submarines...like 300 years ago



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Feb 3,2010 3:33am
Everyone knows the allies used the RX-78 Gundam to win World War I by having the mobile suit step on the Kaiser's head.

Tanks didn't exist until like 2002 or something.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 3,2010 8:38am
TheRidersofDoom said[orig][quote]
tanks were used to drive over barbed wire.

also, the Irish invented submarines...like 300 years ago


do you hate google or just love being wrong?
Credit for the invention of the submarine is given to William Bourne, a British mathematician and ex-Royal Navy gunner who published a design in 1578. The first navigable submarine for which reliable construction data exists was built from this design in 1620 by Cornelius Jacobszoon Drebbel, a Dutch inventor in the employ of James I. Leonardo da Vinci conceptualized the submarine, and it is possible (probable) that others could have thought of the idea of an undersea vehicle, but the technology to put a working model in the water and safely and effectively operate it didn't come along for over a century following Leonardo.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 3,2010 8:42am
and does it count if tanks were invented in the 1980's, but used in the 1910's for WWI due to time travel invented the Terry Gilliam movie "Time Bandits"?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 3,2010 9:40am



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Feb 3,2010 11:15am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
TheRidersofDoom said[orig][quote]
tanks were used to drive over barbed wire.

also, the Irish invented submarines...like 300 years ago


do you hate google or just love being wrong?
Credit for the invention of the submarine is given to William Bourne, a British mathematician and ex-Royal Navy gunner who published a design in 1578. The first navigable submarine for which reliable construction data exists was built from this design in 1620 by Cornelius Jacobszoon Drebbel, a Dutch inventor in the employ of James I. Leonardo da Vinci conceptualized the submarine, and it is possible (probable) that others could have thought of the idea of an undersea vehicle, but the technology to put a working model in the water and safely and effectively operate it didn't come along for over a century following Leonardo.


Nigga I meant used in war, those hippies just thought it was cool to have a wooden box underwater, this dude wanted the IRA to use them to blow up British navy ships...instead they decided to bomb post offices...



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Feb 3,2010 11:17am
olland continued to improve his designs and worked on several experimental boats, prior to his successful efforts with a privately built type, launched on 17 May, 1897. This was the first submarine having power to run submerged for any considerable distance, and the first to combine electric motors for submerged travel and gasoline engines for use on the surface. She was purchased by the U.S. Navy (on 11 April, 1900) after rigorous tests and was commissioned on 12 October, 1900 as USS Holland. Six more of her type were ordered and built at the Crescent Shipyard in Elizabeth, New Jersey. The company that emerged from under these developments was called The Electric Boat Company, founded on 7 February, 1899. Isaac Leopold Rice became the company's first President with Elihu B. Frost acting as vice president and chief financial officer.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Feb 3,2010 11:20am



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Feb 3,2010 11:22am
TheRidersofDoom said[orig][quote]
olland continued to improve his designs and worked on several experimental boats, prior to his successful efforts with a privately built type, launched on 17 May, 1897. This was the first submarine having power to run submerged for any considerable distance, and the first to combine electric motors for submerged travel and gasoline engines for use on the surface. She was purchased by the U.S. Navy (on 11 April, 1900) after rigorous tests and was commissioned on 12 October, 1900 as USS Holland. Six more of her type were ordered and built at the Crescent Shipyard in Elizabeth, New Jersey. The company that emerged from under these developments was called The Electric Boat Company, founded on 7 February, 1899. Isaac Leopold Rice became the company's first President with Elihu B. Frost acting as vice president and chief financial officer.


Ya know, you could at least throw in a "nigga" or a "mothafucka" so it isn't so.... i dunno.... exactly the same as what you cut and pasted.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 3,2010 11:38am
TheRidersofDoom said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
TheRidersofDoom said[orig][quote]
tanks were used to drive over barbed wire.

also, the Irish invented submarines...like 300 years ago


do you hate google or just love being wrong?
Credit for the invention of the submarine is given to William Bourne, a British mathematician and ex-Royal Navy gunner who published a design in 1578. The first navigable submarine for which reliable construction data exists was built from this design in 1620 by Cornelius Jacobszoon Drebbel, a Dutch inventor in the employ of James I. Leonardo da Vinci conceptualized the submarine, and it is possible (probable) that others could have thought of the idea of an undersea vehicle, but the technology to put a working model in the water and safely and effectively operate it didn't come along for over a century following Leonardo.


Nigga I meant used in war, those hippies just thought it was cool to have a wooden box underwater, this dude wanted the IRA to use them to blow up British navy ships...instead they decided to bomb post offices...
So.. the IRA that was founded in 1913 wanted to build subs 300 years ago?



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Feb 3,2010 11:39am edited Feb 3,2010 11:39am
olland continued to improve his designs and worked on several experimental boats, prior to his successful efforts with a privately built type, launched on 17 May, 1897. This was the first submarine having power to run submerged for any considerable distance, and the first to combine electric motors for submerged travel and gasoline engines for use on the surface. She was purchased by the U.S. Navy (on 11 April, 1900) after rigorous tests and was commissioned on 12 October, 1900 as USS Holland. Six more of her type were ordered and built at the Crescent Shipyard in west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where i spent most of my days Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared She said your movin with your auntie and uncle in bel Air.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 3,2010 11:40am
and I guess the 1-2 subs in the civil war didn't count.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Feb 3,2010 11:44am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
and I guess the 1-2 subs in the civil war didn't count.

awesome.. i just saw a special on GBH about these subs, and the crews that powered them. There were 8 guys all sitting in a little friekin ship (real little) all manually rotating a propeller. Looked suicidal.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Feb 3,2010 12:07pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
and I guess the 1-2 subs in the civil war didn't count.


Not strategically...



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 3,2010 1:38pm
BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said[orig][quote]
Everyone knows the allies used the RX-78 Gundam to win World War I by having the mobile suit step on the Kaiser's head.

Tanks didn't exist until like 2002 or something.


Thank you!

I'm glad somebody is on the same page as me. Tanks weren't invented until after world war II



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Feb 4,2010 1:45am
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said[orig][quote]
Everyone knows the allies used the RX-78 Gundam to win World War I by having the mobile suit step on the Kaiser's head.

Tanks didn't exist until like 2002 or something.


Thank you!

I'm glad somebody is on the same page as me. Tanks weren't invented until after world war II


And as we all know, World War II settled the lengthy standoff between the Grand Duchy of Crunchy Tacos and the Holy Soft Taco Empire.

The superweapon that turned the tide of the entire war? Scott Baio.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 4,2010 6:56am
I just verified this on Wikipedia. I believe it is true. Also, I didn't realize it before. But Scott Baio invented the tank, not some British homosexual.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 4,2010 7:50am
fools.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Feb 4,2010 8:31am
I heard it was this guy who invented tanks after the time he got russian leg sweeped.





toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Feb 4,2010 11:03am
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
Scott Baio invented the tank, not some British homosexual.


FACT BOMB



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 4,2010 11:48am
I'm like a big sack of facts full of factual facts.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 4,2010 12:01pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
I'm like a big sack of facts full of factual facts.


And thats the fact Jack!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Feb 4,2010 12:48pm
more like sack of farts... OH BURN



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 4,2010 1:01pm
:(



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Feb 4,2010 1:01pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
:(

EAT MY FARTS!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 4,2010 1:03pm
or a big sack of FATS HYUCK HYUCK



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 4,2010 1:07pm
This is an awesome thread.

And before anyone fucks it up, the submarine sandwich predates the submarine.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Feb 4,2010 1:09pm
It's called a hoagie, asshole.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 4,2010 1:11pm
oh yeah Ryan you called my phone the other night, like Saturday i think, and left like a 3 minute message of distorted sounds and speech. i figured you were putting a hex on me or something.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Feb 4,2010 1:13pm
Ahahaha. Pocket calls. I make em. Sorry, hombre. Usually, my drummer gets em - in Germany. My phone bills suck when I forget to lock my phone.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Feb 4,2010 1:15pm
I should have played it off as an impromptu noise set. Because limited pressings with fancy packaging are SO passe.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 4,2010 1:26pm
I don't see how any of you can be so blind to the truth. IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACES.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 4,2010 1:29pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 4,2010 1:36pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
It's called a hoagie, asshole.


u boat.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 4,2010 1:55pm



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 4,2010 3:32pm
Vaginal Holocaust.



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