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New site? Maybe some day.
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So why exactly were you on their myspace again? |
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its too bad repost police is on a vacation |
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I would never willingly go to their myspace, someone told my sister about it and she told me.
When the band says they were "almost nominated" I think it means that they submitted their stuff to the Grammy nomination committee or whatever. I could've farted into a mic, burnt it to a CD, sent it to them, and then said I was "almost nominated" for a Grammy.
And Jim, that video was worth it's own thread anyway... |
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At first i was nominated for a BET award
but then...
i was white :( |
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Sac, I havent seen it. Is it worth the time? |
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If you like laughing, yes.
It kinda made me dry heave the first time I watched it but it's totally worth it for Bova's vocals and soaring guitar tone.
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I went to their myspace and it shows their pictures and what they do ABOVE them. But at first glance I thought it said what they do BELOW their pictures. Under the singer chick's picture it says "guitars,vocals/rich bova". So at first I thought it meant she does guitars, vocals, and has sex with Rich Bova. |
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They need to avoid close-up shots of their lead singer. She's pretty rough looking. |
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I'd still give her a thorough hate-fucking. |
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why is there a video titled "Business Talk" |
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I'd still give her a thorough hate-fucking. |
That's the DIETY Desserie you're talking about. |
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She upgraded from just a prodigy? |
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LOL checklist:
* Bova's vocals.
* "We just found out the album is gonna be distributed in Europe" Hey great job. Now let's take a poll of how many awful hardcore bands full of 19 and 20 year old kids have worldwide distro on their music.
* The artwork on the cd.
* Bova without facial hair.
*Bova introducing himself by his full name, as in THE Rich Bova.
* How fucking old is that bass player?
* The reiteration of another band of dudes way too old that never really got it, and thought they could bypass all the hard work that real bands do and "make it" just because they're that good.
* The news anchors talking about it in the same patronizing way they cover special ed school spelling bees.
*SAVE UZ FRUM SELFDESTRUKSHUN!!! |
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I'd still give her a thorough hate-fucking. |
That's the DIETY Desserie you're talking about. |
Hail Desiree, full of shred |
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We thought Desiree was walking on water until we realized she was buoyant. |
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The reaction of the newscasters should be on that LOL checklist, Mike. And the engineer pretending he knows how to record metal. |
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The reaction of the newscasters should be on that LOL checklist, Mike. And the engineer pretending he knows how to record metal. |
Oh definitely. I went back and edited.
Oh, and Aril, if you're missing out on this you're missing out on a crucial part of the Bovanomicon. |
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There's a last second shot of two of the newscasters and they look like they're making the Beavis and Butthead "WTF is this?!" face. |
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But really, this band is like the Holy Grail of RTTP shit-talking. |
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i'm convinced this band is not real and is actually an elaborate hoax to troll the entire new england metal scene. |
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man he really shredded on that one fret |
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lazy effort but I'm supposed to be working here.
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this->Rich Bova = shredding god |
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just watched the video.... hahahahahahhahahah |
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LOL checklist:
* Bova's vocals.
* "We just found out the album is gonna be distributed in Europe" Hey great job. Now let's take a poll of how many awful hardcore bands full of 19 and 20 year old kids have worldwide distro on their music.
* The artwork on the cd.
* Bova without facial hair.
*Bova introducing himself by his full name, as in THE Rich Bova.
* How fucking old is that bass player?
* The reiteration of another band of dudes way too old that never really got it, and thought they could bypass all the hard work that real bands do and "make it" just because they're that good.
* The news anchors talking about it in the same patronizing way they cover special ed school spelling bees.
*SAVE UZ FRUM SELFDESTRUKSHUN!!! |
Don't forget beat looking female lead vocalists that think they're hot shit. |
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Don't forget the tech saying "Rock on happy campers!" |
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ah god this is more terrible than i thought it would be |
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I just watched that You Tube on their sight. Holy Shit. This is beyond comedy. I did get to hear the almight Bova speak on that.
All around, a good laugh. Now I just have to clean the shit out of my computer speakers. |
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Now I just have to clean the shit out of my computer speakers. |
/thread |
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i honestly thought bova was made up |
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i honestly thought bova was made up |
I hear ya. It's hard to comprehend a GOD being real for real. |
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