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returntothepit >> discuss >> Artie Lange stabbed 9 times.... by oscarct on Jan 7,2010 10:22am
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toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Jan 7,2010 10:22am edited Jan 7,2010 4:19pm



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 7,2010 10:24am
Joe buck did it



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 7,2010 10:24am
title is missing most important part

He stabbed HIMSELF 9 times


wtf?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 7,2010 10:25am edited Jan 7,2010 10:26am
FI-YAAH



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Jan 7,2010 10:26am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
title is missing most important part

He stabbed HIMSELF 9 times


wtf?


thats why is says by artie lange above the link.. haha maybe I should just change the title.. they are talking about it on stern now



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 7,2010 10:28am
how do you stab yourself 9 times in a suicide attempt and not succeed?



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jan 7,2010 10:29am
Shitty



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 7,2010 10:30am
well, 6 of them were hesitation wounds and the other 3 were deep wounds.

Depends where he stabbed, too.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 7,2010 10:43am
I can think of better ways to off oneself. Sad to think the dude would get so miserable that he'd just start hacking away. My next door neighbor offed himself with a .357 to the chest last month. The aftermath was pretty miserable.



toggletoggle post by mattkings at Jan 7,2010 10:50am
That sucks, Artie Lange is awesome.



toggletoggle post by C.dEad at Jan 7,2010 11:04am
Love that guy. I saw him live once and he totally killed it. "Beer League" and "Dirty Work" are some of the best comedies I have seen.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jan 7,2010 11:08am
Poor Artie Lange, he's such an irreparable mess.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jan 7,2010 11:09am
His fat prevented him from dying. Insulation if you will. YAY for fat people.



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Jan 7,2010 11:16am
Saw him a few years back with Greg Giraldo..great show. He is talented comic, hopefully he can get his shit together.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jan 7,2010 11:17am
So who had him in the death pool?



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jan 7,2010 11:17am
oscarct said[orig][quote]
Saw him a few years back with Greg Giraldo..great show. He is talented comic, hopefully he can get his shit together.


I wish. Sadly being fat and funny and hooked on drugs is a comedian death sentence.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 7,2010 11:35am
i hope artie pulls through and manages to get his shit together. he's awesome and dirty work is the most underrated comedy ever.



toggletoggle post by Kadoog-a-go-go at Jan 7,2010 11:42am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Joe buck did it


I bet it WAS Joe Buck, and Artie was less embarrassed by suicide.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 7,2010 11:59am
ahahahaha what a fag.



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Jan 7,2010 12:31pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
i hope artie pulls through and manages to get his shit together. he's awesome and dirty work is the most underrated comedy ever.


dirty work is amazing



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Jan 7,2010 1:30pm
dirty work is great, beer league, not so much. He's awesome on the Stern show, i think his stand up is pretty lame for the most part



toggletoggle post by RustyPS NLI at Jan 7,2010 3:35pm
IllinoisEnemaBradness said[orig][quote]
dirty work is great, beer league, really great. He's awesome on the Stern show, i think his stand up is pretty great for the most part

fix'd



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 7,2010 3:43pm
oscarct said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
title is missing most important part

He stabbed HIMSELF 9 times


wtf?


thats why is says by artie lange above the link.. haha maybe I should just change the title.. they are talking about it on stern now



elipse or you're a pussy...



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 7,2010 3:45pm
IllinoisEnemaBradness said[orig][quote]
dirty work is great, beer league, not so much. He's awesome on the Stern show, i think his stand up is pretty lame for the most part

I'm going to have to agree with all of this. I couldn't make it thru 5 minutes of Beer League, and there's waaay better stand-up comics out there.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jan 7,2010 3:45pm edited Jan 7,2010 3:47pm
this should've happened to Robin Quivers instead



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Jan 7,2010 3:53pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
oscarct said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
title is missing most important part

He stabbed HIMSELF 9 times


wtf?


thats why is says by artie lange above the link.. haha maybe I should just change the title.. they are talking about it on stern now



elipse or you're a pussy...

huh?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 7,2010 3:54pm
i liked beer league, but not nearly as much as i love dirty work. he's good on stern and his stand up is funny, although i wouldn't say he's one of the best stand ups of all time or anything.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 7,2010 3:57pm
i thought the was the name for the three dots (...) signifying there is more information to follow.

this is not the case for i am dumb. grammar fail. blah fuck this day



toggletoggle post by martins   at Jan 7,2010 3:59pm
Ellipses is the name for the three dots haha



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 7,2010 4:05pm
GAH SO CLOSE



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Jan 7,2010 4:18pm
ha I typed it in a search engine and I got this...

Elipse Limited is a Canadian company specializing in computer programming and consulting... or you're a pussy

In mathematics, an ellipse is the bounded case of a conic section, the geometric shape that results from cutting a circular conical or cylindrical surface with an oblique plane ..or you're a pussy



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Jan 7,2010 4:19pm
they have been added to the title



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 7,2010 4:20pm
Excellent use/abuse of "or you're a pussy". I prefer all caps and stay away from the contraction OR YOU ARE A PUSSY.



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Jan 7,2010 4:21pm
IllinoisEnemaBradness said[orig][quote]
dirty work is great, beer league, not so much. He's awesome on the Stern show, i think his stand up is pretty lame for the most part



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 7,2010 4:24pm
if only artie lange was as entertaining as this thread.




toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Jan 8,2010 12:51pm
martins said[orig][quote]
Ellipses is the name for the three dots


that's the name of my new Emo band



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 8,2010 12:55pm
Correct spelling is "ellipsis."

Somebody's got to do Dwyer's job these days.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 8,2010 12:56pm
Dwyer has a job?!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 8,2010 12:57pm
Yes, the volunteer forum grammar ranger. It's like a forest ranger only more annoying.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 8,2010 1:03pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Correct spelling is "ellipsis."

Somebody's got to do Dwyer's job these days.


thank you, sir



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