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returntothepit >> discuss >> BOX WINE/SLAPPING THE BAG APPRESH by arktouros on Nov 23,2009 1:22pm
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toggletoggle post by arktouros at Nov 23,2009 1:22pm


We've come a long way.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 23,2009 1:29pm edited Nov 23,2009 1:29pm
you best drink that shit out of a soda can



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 23,2009 2:13pm
It's really conducive to my violent hand gestures.



toggletoggle post by SLAG W/ WINE LIPS at Nov 23,2009 2:24pm
STILL RECOVERING



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Nov 23,2009 2:47pm
SLAP THE BAG!!!!!!!!

played that game at a wedding a few months back. good times.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Nov 23,2009 2:49pm
never played that game, please explain:



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Nov 23,2009 2:49pm
That was an inappropriate use of an ":". I'm sorry.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Nov 23,2009 3:09pm
well it's exactly what it sounds like -

1 - acquire box of wine
2 - get that bag out of there.
3 - hold the bag above your head (we're using gravity here), and place the spiggot end in your mouth.
4 - this step is important - lock your lips around the end, and open the spiggot. keep swallowing while everyone around you firmly and vigorously slaps the bag. it's ok, these bags are thick, but if it breaks, everybody wins.
5 - profit?



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Nov 23,2009 3:10pm
oh and don't forget to make sure everyone knows you have wine mouth, that's step 6



toggletoggle post by CORPUS at Nov 23,2009 3:35pm
FAHHCKING TRAGIC!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 23,2009 3:47pm
INTERVENTION!!! INTERVENTION!!! WHOOOOP!!! WHOOOOP!!!



toggletoggle post by diarrhea_blumpkin at Nov 23,2009 5:44pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
INTERVENTION!!! INTERVENTION!!! WHOOOOP!!! WHOOOOP!!!

win



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Nov 23,2009 6:44pm
shitty game, shitty drink



toggletoggle post by CORPUS at Nov 23,2009 8:10pm
tylor said[orig][quote]
shitty game, shitty drink


BACK'D.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 5,2009 6:59pm
Currently drinking box wine in a Pepsi can on a school bus - pics to follow.



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Dec 5,2009 8:19pm
Great way to drink and ride in the back seat to maryland deathfest....



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toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol_2 at Dec 6,2009 11:36pm



toggletoggle post by dontlivefastjustdie at Dec 7,2009 11:32am
ah the space bag.. a magical beast of alcoholic delight



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 7,2009 12:47pm
White alert. White alert! White alert!! The mercenaries are here, our patrols have spotted 'em in the jungle. Quick, drink the potion, they've come to kill us! Quick! Drink the wine.. Drink the wine! They'll be here with flamethrowers! Drink, drink! In a few seconds you'll feel drowsy.. You'll lie down and go to sleep, sleep forever..



toggletoggle post by dontlivefastjustdie at Dec 7,2009 12:51pm
jim jones?



toggletoggle post by thetruthaboutmuffdivers at Dec 7,2009 2:19pm
Forgive me father for I have sinned



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 7,2009 3:23pm
YOU WILL NEVER SIN AGAIN!!!



toggletoggle post by demondave at Dec 7,2009 9:41pm
win



toggletoggle post by INDIAN GAVIAL at Nov 9,2011 2:10pm
"get that bag outta there!"



toggletoggle post by timma at Nov 9,2011 4:09pm
I've played this a handful of times. At some point, I remember people stopping slapping the bag and just slapping me in the face instead. I think that's the Xtreme version.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Nov 9,2011 4:17pm
It's possible they just didn't like you.



toggletoggle post by LucidCurse at Nov 9,2011 5:59pm
only mad dog 20/20 is real



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Nov 9,2011 6:12pm
fish wine



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Nov 9,2011 6:13pm
LucidCurse said[orig][quote]
only mad dog 20/20 is real



toggletoggle post by MetalThursday  at Nov 9,2011 6:21pm
Funniest comment I ever heard about mad dog 20/20 from someone who had just tasted it for the first time was "it tastes like feet!"



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Nov 9,2011 6:24pm
I remember getting bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 for $2 a pop at South of the Border once. Shit was off the funkin' chain, yo.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 9,2011 8:20pm
The incident that sparked this thread will be featured in an upcoming History Channel documentary on liver disease.



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